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6	* The opening and the ending. The opening "[Suprisu]", sung by the club and sets the series up to be a heartwarming slice of life. [[SadistShow Then you actually watch the rest of the episode.]] The ending "[Inkya Impulse]" is a ''death metal song'' of all things, also sung by the girls, complete with neon images of them playing the instruments. As a way of saying "[[BaitAndSwitchCredits This is what you just saw" by the end of the episode.]]
7	** The lyrics for the ending is Hanako [[SeriousBusiness complaining about popular girls and not having a boyfriend.]]
8	** The image of Hanako head-banging, with her long pigtails flipping over her head.
9	* Expect a wide variety of ComicalOverreacting, ArtShift and NightmareFace abound. ''Especially'' from Hanako.
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12	[[folder: Episode 1]]
13	''' Equivalent Exchange'''
14	* Hanako and Olivia playing a game of "look over there", which leads to Olivia slapping Hanako in the face out of no where.
15	** Then she does the same thing to Kasumi, only she slaps her chest instead. When Kasumi wins the round, she shoves her fingers up Olivia's nose.
16
17	'''Cheap Thrills'''
18
19	'''Pleasure Seekers'''
20
21	'''The Kind Pervert'''
22	[[/folder]]
23
24	[[folder: Episode 2]]
25	'''Killing Time'''
26	* The sight of Hanako swamped on her desk, while utterly drained and depressed that the Pass Club hasn't been recognized.
27	** She then casually demonstrates mad skills at Kendama when prompted by Olivia. While still depressed.
28	* Upon seeing the depressed Hanako and exasperate Olivia, the first thought that comes to Kasumi's mind is:
29	-->'''Kasumi:''' (''Blushing'') It looks like a real club.
30	* Kasumi calmly announcing that the Student Council President hasn't accepted them as a club or circle due to their activities being unclear. Hanako is ready to throw in the towel until Kasumi mentions that they would be funded 10,000 yen as a circle
31	-->'''Hanako:''' (''Speeding through the school halls'') [[{{Greed}} LET'S NEGOTIATE! THIS IS WAR!]]
32	* The girls not doing a great job at clarifying their circle's activities, while the President maintains a polite face.
33	-->'''President:''' Let's see... Pastimers Club (What?) What do you do in this club?\
34	'''Hanako:''' We become popular kids!\
35	'''President:''' Ah. Popular kids. (What the hell is this kid talking about?)\
36	'''Olivia:''' (''Still doing a fake bad accent'') That's not true! We pass time!\
37	'''President:''' Ah, just pass time? (Are they messing with me?)\
38	'''Kasumi:''' No. It's a more proper time. We study english.\
39	'''President:''' Huh. English? (What happened to passing time?)
40	* The President's response to them doing their activities at home is met with Hanako groveling and begging, while Kasumi gives her what we assume to be a DeathGlare.
41	* The President timidly suggests to play a game of Othello to settle the matter. Olivia and Kasumi get curb-stomped over the span of two cuts, but Hanako's enthusiasm makes things too awkward for the President to tell them they lost already. And then Hanako gets curb-stomped too.
42	* The story of how the Student Council President became, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep well]], the president. Her actual entry speech was sub-par, but then the Vice President stood next and:
43	--->'''Vice President:''' I don't really care to tell you nice things about the president. All that really matters are the results. So all I can say is... (''Dropping her voice down an octave and giving the most over-the-top NightmareFace'') '''If you don't vote for her, be careful when you go out at night or what you eat.'''\
44	'''Hanako:''' That was what won her the election.\
45	'''Kasumi:''' I know, I didn't want to die yet.\
46	'''Olivia:''' (''Thinking'') That's intimidation!
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48	'''Friendship Game'''
49	* The image of Olivia sipping on a juice box with a blank face, as Kasumi realizes she's learned zero english from her.
50	** Kasumi only figures it out when she gets a whopping ''1'' on her english test.
51	* Hanako bargaining Olivia for a legendary trading card for 143 yen. [[note]] 1.29 U.S. Dollar [[/note]] [[TheScrooge Hanako is rich.]]
52	** The card in question is part of a game called Boy's School Wars. Cards include a sumo wrestler and a tea club member. The legendary card in Olivia's possession is a Blue-Eyed Delinquent.
53	* When Kasumi asks about the English exams, Hanako says she did "okay" and ''only'' got a 92 because of some careless mistakes.
54	-->'''Kasumi:''' Wait, [[GeniusDitz Hanako-san's smart?]]
55	* Olivia confesses that she only pretended to know english just to mess with Hanako. Hanako's shocked, [[TheUnreveal but then admits she had a feeling since Episode 1.]]
56	** Hanako says this with an innocent tone and the most patronizingly cute face she could possibly make. Just to drive home to Olivia that she's not to be made a fool of.
57	* Kasumi forgives Olivia and the three girls engage in a hug. What stops this from being a completely heartwarming moment is Hanako remembering Olivia slapping her in episode one, which prompts an insidious DeathGlare from Hanako that goes unnoticed by the other girls.
58
59	'''The Witch Trials'''
60
61	'''Non-title Match'''
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63
64	[[folder: Episode 3]]
65	'''A Battle That Must Be Won'''
66	* The girls play a game of Issei no Sei, where the penalty for winning the game is smelling the loser's armpits (Which Olivia claims to be a custom from where her parents come from). Kasumi begrudgingly complies out of respect for culture while the less willing Hanako just goes along with it.
67	** Hanako is the first to win; She smells Kasumi first and then Olivia.
68	--> '''Hanako:''' (''sniffing Kasumi'') ''[[BishieSparkle It doesn't smell!]]''... (''sniffing Olivia'') '''''[[NightmareFace APOCRINE SWEAT GLANDS!]]'''''
69	** After smelling Olivia's armpits, Hanako grinds against her nose like a cat with her knees on the floor. To keep Olivia from thinking she stinks, Hanako says she’s just acting like a cat.
70	** Kasumi ''bending one of her thumbs backwards'' when Olivia calls a number. Hanako mentally points out that she wouldn’t have lost just because someone else called a number.
71	** Hanako tricking Kasumi into "winning" a game, even shooting her a PsychoticSmirk. And Hanako is very much comfortable with being sniffed.
72	--> '''Hanako:''' Grinding your nose is a good life lesson.
73	** Adding to having to sniff Olivia's armpits as well:
74	--> '''Kasumi:''' [[KnowWhenToFoldEm I'm going to buy drinks for the two of you. So please spare me.]]
75
76	'''Puppets'''
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80	[[folder: Episode 4]]
81	'''Lower Body Lasers'''
82	* Kasumi [[DoesNotLikeMen freaking out from seeing Maeda pop out of no where]] and [[ComicalOverreacting urging Hanako to kill him with the handle of her]] ''umbrella'', while frantically slashing at the air with it.
83	** Then when she confesses to her fear of men, Hanako has Maeda dress in drag. For obvious reasons, this doesn't make her feel better.
84	* Hanako formally introducing Maeda to her friends.
85	--> '''Hanako:''' He works for us at home. He's... [[ItIsDehumanizing a thing.]]\
86	'''Maeda:''' I'm Maeda.\
87	'''Olivia:''' What do you mean "a thing?"
88	* Years of living with Maeda made Hanako think that all men in general shoot lasers out of their butts. And Kasumi buys this without question when Hanako tells her.
89	-->'''Hanako:''' And it destroys the roof sometimes.
90
91	'''Illegal Occupation'''
92	* Hanako and Kasumi doing a sumo demonstration for Olivia. Which leads to Kasumi ''[[AbnormalLimbRotationRange bending her upper body backwards at 90 degrees to avoid being pushed.]]''
93	-->'''Hanako:''' She's doing her Chinese contortionist shit again.
94
95	'''Butt Play'''
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99	[[folder: Episode 5]]
100	'''Devilish Taste'''
101	* Hanako sleeping on her couch in the same way as her family's cat, with a snooze bubble and slanted eyes open.
102	* Kasumi and Olivia meeting up in casual clothes for the first time at a restaurant. They expect the wealthy Hanako to show up in something fancy, but she's dressed up [[ImpossiblyTackyClothes a gaudy "one-of-a-kind" outfit she thinks is based on Harajuku fashion.]] Everyone in the restaurant can't help but draw their attention to it
103	* Kasumi teaches Hanako how to twirl her pen in her hand. Hanako twirls it into a coffee cup belonging to a women behind her, which splashes into the owner's hand. When said woman recoils in pain, the cigarette she has in her hand flies into a curtain, sets it ''and'' [[DisasterDominoes the rest of the restaurant on fire.]]
104	** The shot of Hanako smiling innocently over the sound of the fire alarm going off and everyone panicking.
105	* As the fire department take care of the burning building, the woman who had the cigarette is freaking out about a girl who looked like the devil flinging something at her. Right beside a horrified Hanako, who's in her undies and holding her outfit in her bag.
106	-->'''Woman:''' Didn't you see her!? She looked like a devil with horns!\
107	'''Hanako:''' N-no....
108
109	'''Loaded Questions'''
110	* Olivia overhears a couple in the middle of a break-up, the girl confesses that she has "what he has in his lower half". The boy grabs his privates in shock.
111	** Though the boy insists he loves her anyway. Olivia is moved, and thinks of this as the kind of thing Kasumi likes. Kasumi '''vehemently''' denies this.
112
113	'''Maeda's Curse'''
114	* Oka, who's lacking members for the Supernatural Occult Club, assumes she's in the same boat as the Pass Club. The trio are bewildered that they ''still'' aren't even recognized as a circle.
115
116	'''Sex Ed'''
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119	[[folder: Episode 6]]
120	'''Studying for Exams'''
121	* Hanako getting mentally high and mighty (and according to her, ''turned on'') fully expecting to come out first in her first term exams after studying her ass off. [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers Only to find out she came in second]]. And to add insult to injury (Or an arrow to Hanako's chest), the carefree girl who came in first place was studying with her boyfriend.
122	* After that, Hanako is left to question herself how she, who has been studying so much, could be outdone by[[SoreLoser "a wretched slut who doesn't take life seriously".]] The narrator had to step in to explain Hanako's [[HardWorkHardlyWorks troubles]] after that violent comment.
123	* Kasumi and Olivia are absent and taking remedial courses. Kasumi loses her mind just from studying her english exam. And Hanako questions if [[BookDumb Olivia studied at all.]]
124	* Maeda appearing out of nowhere to congratulate Hanako on getting second place. [[{{Butlerspace}} Or really just deciding to speak up. He was in the Pastimer's room behind Hanako the whole time.]] And while he didn't hear her frustrated thoughts, he still could sense a "That girl isn't going to get away with making it to the top by canoodling with boys" aura.
125	-->'''Hanako:''' Can't you be a little more tactful!?
126	** Upon hearing her distress, Maeda gives words of encouragement that still manage to offend her.
127	-->'''Maeda:''' You think you already won or lost at life in middle school!? Hilarious!\
128	'''Hanako:''' ''Are you cheering me up or making fun of me!?''
129	* He also talked to her grandfather about her boyfriend troubles.
130	-->'''Hanako's grandfather:''' She doesn't even have all of her pubic hair. She's too young.\
131	'''Maeda:''' No, I'm quite sure she has a full coat of pubic hair.\
132	'''Hanako:''' I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO COURT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
133	* So they built her, of all things, a {{Bishonen}} android dubbed the Eighteen Summer "You have such beautiful fingers" Koichi-Kun to help her study. They even made voice recording for her. But unfortunately, while he sounds like a teenaged boy most of the time, her Grandfather and Maeda's voices still pop in.
134	--> '''Koichi-Kun:''' (''With her grandfather's voice'') Hana-Chan, has Aunt Flo come to visit? You sound vulgar, miss (''WinkDing'')
135	** In response that, Hanako rips its head off in a rage. [[NotWhatItLooksLike Just as Kasumi and Olivia come back from their remedial courses.]]
136
137	'''A New Look'''
138	* Hanako walks in on Olivia cutting her hair, and in a panic she protests that it won't fix her B.O. A confused and slightly angry Olivia clarifies that she wanted to cut it because it was hot and [[RepeatWhatYouJustSaid asks Hanako what she just said.]]
139	-->'''Hanako:''' (''After bashing her head against the chalkboard hard enough to bleed'') Sorry, I lost my memories!
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142	[[folder: Episode 7]]
143	'''Phantom Thieves'''
144	* Tsugumi tasks the girls with stealing the Banana papers, documents of scandals at the school, from the student council room. Apparently to keep them from blackmailing students. She easily convinces them through bribery; offering Olivia a sumo statue, Kasumi with an english book titled "Conversation English for Idiots", and [[TheScrooge Hanako with nail polish from a dollar store.]] The last part even made Olivia and Kasumi roll their eyes at how easily she got bought.
145	** Even better is how Hanako declared that Tsugmui ''couldn't'' buy her that easily. And all it took was something from a dollar store. Hanako is ''[[DidntThinkThisThrough rich]]''.
146	* Kasumi suggests putting up a ''warning'' in the school office for the heist. She also got a top hat and mustache.
147	* Hanako hatches a better plan; [[InsaneTrollLogic they use a stag beetle to steal them. Because that's how you steal money from offertory boxes.]]
148	--> '''Olivia:''' Please don't say that like that's some kind of universal common sense!
149	** Kasumi protests against this. Not because a stag beetle won't listen you like Olivia said, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint but because they would look stupid putting up a warning that says "We're taking the Banana papers... with a Stag beetle".]]
150	** Olivia gives up trying to argue with Hanako over this, since she already gave the stag beetle a name (Fantômas).
151	--> '''Olivia:''' How am I supposed to say "no" when she's already attached to it!?
152	* Fantômas gets a TrainingMontage for the heist. Yes, really. The stag beetle gets a training montage, with "[[Franchise/{{Rocky}} Gonna Fly Now]]" playing. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Scenes include Fantômas lifting a dumbbell, drinking lemonade juice from a straw, and Hanako teaching him math.]]
153	* Fantômas' training actually works. He picks the locked door to the presidents' office open and finds the papers for the girls. He's also depicted with human arms for some reason.
154
155	'''Women of terror'''
156	* The girls start reading the Banana Papers out of curiosity. The scandals listed are [[CallBack the aftermaths from the Pastimers' activities]]; [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome The language teacher going the hospital after licking potassium cyanide while pretending to be detective.]] The soft tennis team losing the regional primaries in the first round without a single point because [[TheAce Hanako]] left the team. The Shogi Club president suffering from complex fractures. And Hanako's pen being recovered from the Cafe she accidentally burnt down. As Kasumi points out in her head, these were mostly Hanako's fault.
157	-->'''Hanako:''' [[DestroyTheEvidence Guess i'll burn it.]]
158	** The fact that someone wrote down the Shogi Club president ''wanting revenge'' on the Pastimers after her recovery. Or that they somehow knew that Hanako was spinning the pen.
159	* Kasumi purposes reading the papers further... [[FaceOfAnAngelMindOfADemon to find out secrets besides their own and put themselves in power.]]
160	* The [[LadyLooksLikeADude guidance counselor and the swimming club president are sisters]]. The girls aren't the least bit impressed by this discovery.
161	-->'''Kasumi:''' That's so believable, it's not even useful.
162	* Another concerning the girls; "Olivia has a spicy scent coming from under her arms and between her boobs".
163	-->'''Olivia:''' Who the hell sold me out!?
164
165	'''Weirdo Go'''
166	* Kasumi sitting out aside of the club's room, rather than come in while Hanako is making weird noises (i.e, Like rattling her teeth) and faces for fun.
167	* Kasumi comes to regret that decision, when Hanako takes Kasumi's laptop under from her desk and reads her [[GuyonGuyIsHot BL novel.]]
168	-->'''Hanako:''' "Locked Up Love: The Taste of a Boy's Honey".
169	** Hanako also comes to regret reading it and wants it erased from her memory.
170	* Then Kasumi comes in for feedback:
171	--> '''Kasumi:''' '''Did you read it?'''\
172	'''Hanako:''' (''With a Gonkish face, an expression that's crossed between shock and nonchalance while showing her teeth'') ''Norpe''.
173	** Hanako... badly tries to change the subject.
174	-->'''Hanako:''' Kasumi! You're pretty... weird huh!?\
175	( ''{{Beat}} '')\
176	'''Hanako/Kasumi:''' (''Screaming in pure cringe'')
177	* Then Olivia comes in. [[MercyKill And the two ask her to kill them.]]
178
179	'''Boobie Tragedy'''
180	* One time, Kasumi tried on a cute shirt with the printing of blue-haired girl's face on it. Kasumi's bust stretched the painting out so much that... well Kasumi decribes it best.
181	--> '''Kasumi:''' The printing on the shirt screamed "no more" in its death throes as it cracked.\
182	'''Olivia:''' Printings don't talk, do they?\
183	'''Kasumi:''' I swear I could hear it! It spoke directly to my brain! By the way, I paid for it!
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186	[[folder: Episode 8]]
187	'''Divine Revelation'''
188	* After buying a cute unicorn-themed dress, Hanako feels disappointed and calls Kasumi, the one who "[[SureLetsGoWithThat encouraged]]" her to buy it, for feedback. Hanako's perception of what Kasumi said was:
189	-->'''Hanako:''' "You look so good. I think I you can get any guy wearing that. [[TotallyRadical You'll be balling. Buy it dude.]]" ...Remember?\
190	'''Kasumi:''' How is her memory so distorted?! She got everything wrong except "I think".
191	* Kasumi manages to use Hanako's screwed up memory to her advantage and tells her that it was Olivia who encouraged her while Kasumi was in the washroom (It was the other way around).
192	-->'''Kasumi:''' (''PoseOfSupplication'') I'm sorry...!
193	* Olivia honestly thinks Hanako's dress is cute and shows her brother the pictures. He says that the silhouette looks like "Virgin Killer" clothes. Hanako jumps over the fact that Olivia didn't know about the dress at all and takes this the wrong way.
194	-->'''Hanako:''' [[LiteralMinded Virgins...? Did they do something wrong?]]
195	** Hanako gets the idea that [[InsaneTrollLogic God wants all virgins dead because they haven't worked hard enough to sustain the human race.]] Then realizes that ''everyone'' starts off as a virgins and starts wondering if God wants virgins over 97 dead.
196	** Olivia, still thinking that they're having a normal conversation, tells Hanako to look up what Virgin Killer clothes are. When all Hanako sees are cute dresses, she thinks there's a conspiracy of virgin killers.
197	** Olivia's brother suggests "hunting virgins" in Harakuju. Hanako thinks there's massacre down there and assumes that the government is keeping the media from reporting any murders.
198	* Olivia thinks Hanako gets metaphors.
199	-->'''Hanako:''' Is it safe for civilians to go?\
200	'''Olivia:''' Sure it is! Let's go, let's go! I'll wear something cute too! Kasumi could probably kill them instantly, wearing something like this. (''ImagineSpot of Kasumi wearing a dress'') I bet she could really show off her boobs.\
201	'''Hanako:''' I have a feeling Kasumi knows a lot about survival. Like, longe-range sniping.\
202	'''Olivia:''' Like cupid?\
203	'''Hanako:''' Huh? Yeah. We won't get convicted for killing virgins?\
204	'''Olivia:''' (''Imagines [[Characters/LupinIII Inspector Kōichi Zenigata]] with pixilated eyes'') "They stole your heart." Or something like that. We're heart thieves.\
205	'''Hanako:''' [[LiteralMinded We're stealing their hearts?]] What violent girlfriends!
206	* "I'll do it. If God wills it, I'll kill virgins."
207	-->'''Olivia:''' Oh!\
208	'''Hanako:''' Should I use a knife?\
209	'''Olivia:''' ...What's she talking about?
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212	[[folder: Episode 9]]
213	[[/folder]]
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215	[[folder: Episode 10]]
216	[[/folder]]
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218	[[folder: Episode 11]]
219	[[/folder]]
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221	[[folder: Episode 12]]

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