Line #7 Funny/SpiderVerse


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6	* In ''Edge of Spider-Verse'' #2, Gwen [[WhatTheHellHero lambasting a cop]] for opening fire on her in a crowded subway is hilarious.
7	* So-So Spider-Man trying to advertise sponge-cakes in the middle of a CurbStompBattle is oddly amusing, especially the little caption at the bottom as a ShoutOut to the Hostess Twinkies ads he debuted in. Some are saddened and amused at the same time, saying that Morlun's appetite really would have been sated if he tasted those golden sponge cakes, and saying that So-So Spider-Man will be severely missed.
8	* In ''Spider-Verse'' #1, Morlun attempting to eat [[ComicStrip/SpiderMan comic strip Spider-Man]], only to get utterly flummoxed by the daily strip's [[ArcFatigue glacial storytelling pace]]. When the Great Weaver shoves Morlun out of that dimension and hides it under the proverbial rug, Morlun's too vexed even to care.
9	** While the Great Weaver sealing off that reality can come off as a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Heartwarming, it can also feel a bit like [[Creator/MontyPython "No, no, I'm ending the sketch, it's entirely too silly."]]
10	* Just about everything in Penny Parker's comic. It's adorable.
11	* In Amazing Spider-Man #10, when Spider-Monkey meets Spider-Ham.
12	-->'''Spider-Ham:''' Yeah, yeah, we come in peace. Listen up 'cause we're running--\
13	'''Spider-Monkey:''' What the--?! [[HypocriticalHumor A talking pig? That's insane!]]\
14	'''Spider-Ham:'''... you're kiddin' right?
15	* The awkward moment between Ben and Jess when they need to disguise themselves in hospital gowns but realize they're naked under their costumes, and Kaine mocking them since his costume turns invisible.
16	* Miles being shocked when the Spider-Man from the ''[[WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan2012 Ultimate Spider-Man]]'' turns SuperDeformed, and the latter's sheepishness over it. Further enhanced by Miles and Spider-Man '67 expressing bemusement and concern over Ult. Animated Peter's NoFourthWall in ''The Amazing Spider-Man'' #12.
17	* EVERYTHING in [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Earth-67]].
18	-->'''Miles Morales:''' We're Spider-Men from other dimensions. We need your help to stop a menace only an army of Spider-Men can beat and... This sounds completely insane, doesn't it?\
19	'''Spider-Man '67:''' Other dimensions? [[SeenItAll That explains everything.]] [[AppealToAudacity Why didn't you say so sooner?]]
20	* Ultimate!Cartoon Peter mistaking '67 Peter for being a racist after Miles unmasks.
21	-->'''Spider-Man '67:''' I don't believe it! You're--\
22	'''Ulitmate Spider-Man:''' Oh snap! Don't tell me Spider-Series/MadMen [[ValuesDissonance is old-fashioned in the bad ways, too!]]\
23	'''Spider-Man '67:''' --a high school kid too!
24	* 1967!Cartoon Peter and Miles Morales reacting to Ultimate!Cartoon Peter's habitual [[AsideComment abuse of the fourth wall]]:
25	-->'''Ultimate Spider-Man:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 This guy]]'s a babe in the woods. I'm not sure it's fair to make him part of this. He'll get smoked like baby-back ribs!\
26	'''Spider-Man '67:''' Who's he talking to?\
27	'''Miles Morales:''' I'm starting to think even '''he''' doesn't know.
28	* ''The Amazing Spider-Man'' #12
29	-->'''Jennix:''' [[DoNotAdjustYourSet Sorry. But that's quite enough of that.]]\
30	'''Spider-Man:''' What? Who is this?\
31	'''Jennix:''' Lord Jennix, Totem.\
32	'''Spider-Man:''' Who?\
33	'''Jennix:''' We've met. I... ate your monkey.
34	* As 616 Peter checks up on how Miles and Ultimate (Cartoon) Peter are doing, [[https://retconpunchdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/these-are-the-craziest-spiders-ive-ever-seen.jpg we see the two alongside]] [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man '67]], the ''ComicBook/MiniMarvels'' Spider-Man, a cowboy Spider-Man (Complete with a wall-crawling horse with a spidey mask), and a sentient Spider-Buggy.
35	-->'''Miles:''' This. Right here. This is where my life officially jumped the shark.\
36	'''Ult Peter:''' Nah that was back in cowboy world.
37	* Daemos fighting Punisher 2099.
38	-->'''Daemos:''' A baseball bat? Seriously? How much impact do you truly think that will--?\
39	(''Jake cracks Daemos hard across the skull noticeably harming him'')\
40	'''Punisher 2099:''' It's titanium, so I'm thinking quite a bit.
41	* [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r64owZS6MPY/VLgnnE7U2vI/AAAAAAAABpg/hu6CnHcfv8Y/s1600/spider-man%2Bcapcom.jpg Morlun vs. the Spider-Man]] of ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes'' and ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'':
42	-->'''Spider-Man:''' Web Ball! Spider Sting! [[LimitBreak MAXIMUM SPIDER!]]\
43	'''Morlun:''' (''[[NoSell completely unaffected]]'') [[OneHitKill INHERITOR FIST!]]\
44	'''Game:''' PERFECT!\
45	'''Kid playing the game:''' What the @#$%?
46	* In ''Spider-Verse'' #2, two Spider-Men take a break from the battle to reload and gossip, which doubles as a way of WritingAroundTrademarks:
47	-->'''Classic Suit Spider-Man:''' Hey, you know what's really weird... one Spider-Man would ''not'' stop [[Theatre/SpiderManTurnOffTheDark singing show-tunes]].\
48	'''Black Suit Spider-Man:''' Yeah? I ran into one who [[Series/TheElectricCompany1971 kept trying to teach me English]].\
49	'''Classic Suit Spider-Man:''' All right. One of 'em was unmasked and I swear [[Creator/TobeyMaguire he]] [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy looked just like the guy]] from ''Film/{{Seabiscuit}}''.\
50	'''Black Suit Spider-Man:''' Really? I think I saw [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries the]] [[Creator/AndrewGarfield guy]] from ''Film/TheSocialNetwork'' over there.
51	** The second story of the issue has a lot of humor, but the best has to be Spider-UK finding out that the animals in the current universe he's in can talk... but he's had to stay quiet on orders from that universe's Spider-Man.
52	-->'''Spider-UK:''' They can talk?! How come '''THEY''' get to talk?!
53	* Spider-Ma'am, a.k.a. Aunt May, has arrived.
54	* Amazing Spider-Man telling Superior Spider-Man that he gets the big line as they head to Loomworld.
55	-->'''Superior Spider-Man:''' THE DIE IS CAST!\
56	'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' No, No, No. I'm running the show. I get the big line.
57	* While seeing Superior Spider-Man getting punched in the face is rather amusing in and of itself, Peter's thoughts about it make for a definite one of these:
58	-->'''Peter:''' Know what? If that leaves a permanent mark on my face, I don't care. So WorthIt.
59	* Naked Spider-Ham.
60	* Aunt May's appraisal of Salvador Dali.
61	-->'''Aunt May:''' Mr. Dali may put a lobster on a naked woman's head and call it '''art''', but he doesn't fool me.
62	* After [[ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan Superior Spider-Man]] goes rogue, 616 Spidey and five others attack him and then there's this exchange:
63	-->'''Superior:''' This is the only way you can best me? By outnumbering me?!\
64	'''Classic Spidey:''' [[HypocriticalHumour Says the founder of the Sinister Six.]]\
65	'''Superior:''' (''beat'') Touché.
66	* In Loomworld, Jessica Drew, Silk, and Spider-Gwen are facing Namor's pirate crew, while Jess and Silk work out some issues.
67	-->'''Spider-Gwen:''' Yeah, good. Hug it out. [[SarcasmMode No real reason to hurry.]]\
68	'''Jessica Drew:''' Have I mentioned I like [[ComicBook/SpiderGwen the mouthy pink one?]]\
69	'''Silk:''' Everyone does.
70	* Silk continues to remind us that she's very behind the times.
71	-->'''Silk:''' Guess who's back. Back again.\
72	'''Spider-Gwen:''' Ugh...Has anyone considered putting Silk back in her time capsule?\
73	'''Anya:''' And that's how we learned Gwennie thinks she's too cool for classic Music/{{Eminem}}.
74	* Jessica Drew has found out that she has a doppleganger in Loomworld, and has taken her place. Unfortunately, she has no idea how to act like her counterpart, and her behavior quickly tips Morlun off that something is wrong. He demands to know the truth, suggesting that she might be ill. That leads to this gem:
75	--> '''Jessica Drew''': Didn't want to say anything, but that shrimp did '''not''' agree with me. Little buggers are doing backflips in there.
76	--> '''Morlun''': Is there anything I can do?
77	--> '''Jessica Drew''': No. No. No. This is gonna be a real... poop sitch.
78	--> '''Morlun''': Ooh...
79	** And later:
80	--> '''Morlun''': Gah. If I never hear '''another word''' about your restroom trip... It will be too soon.
81	* When Silk has another one of her dimensional transporters broken:
82	--> '''Silk''': It wasn't me. It was a multiversal pirate.
83	--> '''Spider-Woman''': That's your answer for everything.
84	* Morlun tries to mock Spider-Man and promptly loses:
85	--> '''Morlun''': You think yourself so clever, spider.
86	--> '''Spider-Man''': Well, out of the two of us, I'm not the one who got faked out by a pig in a blanket.
87	* When Black Widow found Kaine's remains with Spider-Ham nearby.
88	--> '''Black Widow''': Thats it! NO MORE! I swear we are not losing one more man today.
89	--> '''Spider-Ham''': Or woman.
90	--> '''Black Widow''': Or woman.
91	--> '''Spider-Ham''': Or pig.
92	--> '''Black Widow''': Shut up.
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97	* Spider-Ham revealing his origin to his fellow Spiders.
98	--> '''Spider-Ham''': ''I'm a spider who was bitten by a radioactive pig.''
99	--> '''Everyone else''': 0_0
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103	* Upon landing in Monsterhattan, Miles closes his eyes, hoping that when he opens them up again, [[AllJustADream everything will be fine and back to normal]]. It isn't. The monster denizens are afraid of him just as much as he is of them.
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