Line #65 Funny/MammothCityMessengers


1	!!Radio Series
2	* Vitually ''all'' of Coach Wilbur's lines.
3	** His "pep talk", especially this part:
4	--> '''Coach Wilbur''': Who's with me, guys, come on!
5	--> ''[silence]''
6	--> '''Coach Wilbur''': All right, guys, come on, ''who's with me!''
7	--> ''[silence]''
8	--> '''Coach Wilbur''': Okay, if we win there's pizza. How 'bout that?
9	--> ''[cheering]''
10	* Taylor's behavior during the Eco Kids club meeting.
11	--> '''Taylor''': This meeting of the Mammoth City chapter of the Eco Kids comes to order.
12	--> '''Jill''': Taylor, I don't think you need to—
13	--> '''Taylor''': ''[interrupting her]'' You can't speak until the chair recognizes you.
14	--> '''Jill''': I'm just saying that you're taking this a little too seriously.
15	--> '''Taylor''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Wait. Until. The chair. Recognizes you.]]
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17	--> '''Jill''': But you're being ''so'' dramatic.
18	--> '''Taylor''': No, I just care about saving the world! ''[{{beat}}]'' ''[to herself]'' Okay maybe ''that'' was a little dramatic...
19	** The fact that she still gets Squire's name wrong during roll call even after he corrects her.
20	--> '''Taylor''': Squirrel Williams?
21	--> '''Squire''': It's not Squirrel, it's Squire!
22	--> '''Taylor''': Oh, sorry! ''[to herself while writing]'' Squirrel Williams...here.
23	** Members of the Eco Kids are equipped with a badge, a whistle, and an entire ''recycling bucket''.
24	* The small talk between Deejay and Mason when he gets injured on the field and benched.
25	--> '''Deejay''': What's up, Mason?
26	--> '''Mason''': Hey!...Your name's...Deejay, right? You take care of the equipment for the team.
27	--> '''Deejay''': That's right.
28	--> '''Mason''': So...[[TalkAboutTheWeather how's the equipment doing?]]
29	--> '''Deejay''': Hasn't walked off yet.
30	** It continues.
31	--> '''Mason''': So...is your dad still the school principal?
32	--> '''Deejay''': Yeah. Is your dad still a fireman?
33	--> '''Mason''': Yep!...What is ''taking'' that ''doctor?''
34	** This interaction too:
35	--> '''Mason''': Hey, some of the guys are stopping in at the [[BlandNameProduct Pizza Bell]]. Wanna come with?
36	--> '''Deejay''': No, I gotta work on my scratches.
37	--> '''Mason''': What? Somebody scratched you?
38	--> '''Deejay''': No, man, I'm talking about spinnin' turntables, you know, like a DJ.
39	--> '''Mason''': Oh... ''[beat]'' OHHH, oh...
40	* Pretty much any time Moss taunts Mason. It usually ends in ThreatBackfire because Mason appears more annoyed than shaken.
41	--> '''Moss''': It'd be a shame if you got kicked in the head or something!
42	* Taylor during the championship game in chapter eight.
43	--> '''Taylor''': ''[checking her watch]'' When is the game starting anyways?
44	--> '''Tom''': Uh, I dunno, Taylor. Why, do you have another one of your "save the whales" deals today?
45	--> '''Taylor''': ''[unamused]'' Very funny, Daddy.
46	--> '''Tom''': Well, do you?
47	--> '''Taylor''': ...Well yeah...
48	** Also, Junior.
49	--> '''Junior''': Yeah. I need the #1. The Big Dog Combo.
50	--> '''Concessions Lady''': Whaddya want on your hot dog?
51	--> '''Junior''': The works.
52	--> '''Concessions Lady''': Onions?
53	--> '''Junior''': The ''works''.
54	--> '''Concessions Lady''': Nacho cheese?
55	--> '''Junior''': The ''works!'' You see all the stuff on the table? I want everything that is ''not'' on the hot dog to be ''on'' the hot dog. All of it!
56	--> '''Concessions Lady''': Sure. Here's your Combo Mac. That'll be six bucks even.
57	--> '''Junior''': ''[counting his money]'' Four, five, six.
58	--> '''Concessions Lady''': Thanks. Next?
59	--> '''Junior''': HEY! You put pepper on this!
60	--> '''Concessions Lady''': ''[exasperated]'' You said the works?!
61	--> '''Junior''': I didn't say pepper. Do it over!
62	--> '''Concessions Lady''': Alright, I'll make another one.
63	--> '''Junior''': ''[muttering]'' [[{{Irony}} Some people.]]
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65	* ''Any'' scene involving [[CloudCuckooLander Artina Savant]] ([[spoiler:who replaces Anna Ruiz as designer of the launch party after she was fired]]).
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68	!!Mammoth City Messengers, Vol. 1
69	* Taylor's introductory scene.
70	--> '''Taylor''': ''[carrying a plant sprout]'' It's going into sugar shock!
71	--> '''Jill''': They spilled soda on a plant. I think it'll live, Taylor.
72	* This exchange:
73	--> '''Assistant''': ''[while fire alarm is going off]'' Boss, we pulled the fire alarm like you asked!
74	--> '''Evel Beetle''': [[SarcasmMode I can hear that.]]
75	* The kids' reactions to E. They don't sound too affected.
76	--> '''E''': You have been chosen for a special mission.
77	--> '''Junior''': Chosen? Man, I walked in here on my ''own'' two legs!
78	--> '''Taylor''': ''[to Mason]'' Hey, isn't that the janitor?
79	--> '''Isabella''': You've ''got'' to bring some color in here—this fluorescent lighting does ''nothing'' for your skin tone.
80	* This one-liner from Deejay in scene eight:
81	--> '''Deejay''': Man, somebody cue the theme from [[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 The Twilight Zone]].
82	* Junior's reaction to the computer lab.
83	--> '''Junior''': ''This'' is the ''computer lab?''
84	--> '''Deejay''': Guys, I think we'd better keep a low profile.

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