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1	* The theme song, for starters:
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3	-->''I rock peas for my head''
4	-->''But don't call me a peahead''
5	-->''Bees on my head''
6	-->''But don't call me a beehead''
7	-->''Bruce Lees on my head''
8	-->''But don't call me Leehead''
9	-->''Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed''
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11	-->''You wear namebrands and I make my own clothing''
12	-->''I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing:''
13	-->''"I hate myself!"''
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15	-->''Pancake on my face makes me extra happy''
16	-->''I like shampoo botlles that sit on my lappy''
17	-->''Cuz it's my show, you can't tell me what to do''
18	-->''When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew''
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20	-->''So yo, I gotta go''
21	-->''It's time for me to rock it''
22	-->''I put baloney in my left pocket''
23	-->''Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket''
24	-->''Cuz it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis''
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26	-->''It's my show, I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis''
27	-->''It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis''
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29	* And the second theme song:
30	-->''I got peas on my head, but don't call me a-call me a-call me a...''
31	-->''L.A.!''
32	-->''That's how I roll, son''
33	-->''Got a new shirt and a brand new stroll, son''
34	-->''It's crazy hot''
35	-->''5 million degrees''
36	-->''And I'm praying on my knees''
37	-->''Just to get a little breeze''
38	-->''Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head''
39	-->''And all the other letters take a cruise on my head''
40	-->''Bruce Lee's chillin', readin' news on my head''
41	-->''And a moose is punching a bruise on my head''
42	-->''Damn, Skippy, I moved to California''
43	-->''Brand new show, but yo, I gotta warn ya''
44	-->''If you carrot me, then you know I gotta corn ya''
45	-->''Your footsie is stuck!''
46	-->''Well, I'll shoehorn ya''
47	-->''I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show''
48	-->''After me flow, you know we've got to go''
49	-->''L.A. sun for my New York snow''
50	-->''And a shmoow shmork for shmoork shmork show''
51	-->''Peace!''

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