Line #47 Funny/SoulsArtOnline


1	* Chapter 5: Even if the circumstances weren't hilarious, Kirito's reaction was to when he thought he would have to take on a boss 80 players struggled against with only 5 newbies.
2	--> This meant an eighty-player Raid Boss awaited Kirito before the end of it, and suddenly, all manner of curses against Kingseeker came to be from Kirito's mouth, and Silica's eyes widened, even as she pressed her hands against her ears to keep the naughty, never heard before words out of her twelve years old head.
3	* Chapter 7: Kirito learning not to tempt fate.
4	--> '''Kirito (after killing a Hollow):''' Do you never end? (Two more appear) I was joking!
5	--> '''Narrator:''' Apparently, Kingseeker was not.
6	* Chapter 14: We find a player riding a Hellkite Drake, while on fire by a pyromancer's spell.
7	--> '''[=ArsPoetica=]:''' "I AM ON A DRAGON! I AM ON FIRE AND RIDING A DRAGON AND ALL MY LIFE'S AMBITIONS HAVE BEEN FULFILLED!"
8	* Chapter 33: We find out Lisbeth is aiming for FirstGirlWins with the ObliviousToLove harem leader.
9	--> '''Lisbeth:''' "Well, I know it might sound silly, but you know how nearly everyone keeps on hammering about 'Harem Leader' and 'Harem Addition Get'? Well, I asked around. Seems that when there's a Harem situation, the girl who acts first gets the male lead." \
10	'''Kirito:''' "Uh...And?" \
11	'''Lisbeth:''' "And if the leader is dense, then putting it out bluntly works too. Seriously Kirito, what does a girl need to do to get you to understand?"\
12	'''Kirito:''' "Uh-Ah-I...I hadn't really thought about this."\
13	'''Lisbeth:''' "I surrender. There is such a thing as 'too dense for his own good'."
14	* Chapter 38: Priscilla is brought to the battlefield in FunSize and hoisted into the air, causing a MidBattleTeaBreak for all of the players, even the Darkmoon Blades.
15	--> '''Random Way of White Player:''' "This is Priscilla, and she is Fluffy!"\
16	"Ohhhh...fluffy..."\
17	'''Lisbeth: '''"WILL YOU PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON THE BATTLE AT HAND YOU MORONS!?"
18	** Also, Lisbeth staking her claim on Kirito to Asuna:
19	--> '''Lisbeth:''' . "AND BY THE WAY! KIRITO'S MINE!"\
20	'''darkHabit:''' "GO LISBETH, GO!"\
21	'''Asuna:''' "B-But I don't want-"
22	* Chapter 39 has darkHabit bringing up people are actively betting on who Kirito is going to end up with, some of which are quite disturbing... and he's apparently the bookie!
23	** to account there is:
24	-->Herlis: Kirito and Lisbeth
25	-->Herasu: Kirito and Asuna
26	-->Herhol: Kirito and Hollow
27	-->Herflu: Kirito and the Fluffy -ahem- Priscilla
28	-->something with Kirito and the Gaping Maw Dragon (Kirito lampshades they don't know it's even female.)
29	** And those are just the ones named before Kirito snaps.
30	* Chapter 40 has Strea ...hug... Asuna and comment on Kirito's luck with girls.
31	-->'''Strea:''' Now, Kirito...you shameless Harem-Master!
32	** Kirito has to resort to {{Kneecapping}} other players from swarming Priscilla. Sinon has to use her Spear-Bow to keep them at bay afterwards.
33	* Chapter 41: Frakir'sbrother mentions obtaining a large supply of oil, prompting Intolight to question who was crazy enough to give the pyromaniac MORE fire. Trust_Chester [[BlatantLies claims it wasn't him.]]
34	** Dragonskyt wants to hide under a blanket to hide from the monsters. Harakon claims he already tried that.
35	** The pyromancers start singing fire-related songs while burning a passageway through the ooze, with Frakir'sbrother singing his own lyrics... and he gets PISSED when someone points it out.
36	* Chapter 42: Every reader who badmouthed the second black knight in between the chapters died in a way that relates to 42.
37	** Kirito hides from the knight in a pot. Enough said.
38	** This line:
39	--> '''Random Sunbro:''' Our herald's so awesome, he beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker!
40	* Chapter 43: darkHabit hides in a barrel in the forges to wait for Kirito to talk to Lisbeth.
41	--> ''' "I KNEW THIS WOULD YIELD RESULTS EVENTUALLY!THE HELIS PAIRING IS-"
42	** Said stop is when Lightdeviation hits him in the head with a hammer, sending him back inside the barrel and bolts the barrel shut before carting him off.
43	** [[WithFriendsLikeThese Did I mention the two are friends IRL?]]
44	* Chapter 44: Priscilla has started being TheTease and tricks Kirito into grabbing her tail. Cue a lot of the Fluffy worshipers wanting to cut it off... and worship it.
45	* Chapter 54: The group are facing what's possibly Cthulhu and ''still'' arguing over the parings of "Her Sin (Kirito x Sinon)", "Her Lis (Kirito x Lisbeth)", and "Her Prize (Kirito x Priscilla)"

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