1 | * "I hope ya'll like what I did to your lawnmower." VROOOOOOOOM! |
2 | * Farmer Fran [[FanDisservice pinching his pierced nipples]] as Bobby throws the ball at the goal. |
3 | * Bobby imagining Coach Klein's face everywhere after the latter declares "[[MotivationalLie Water sucks!]] [[ProductPlacement Gatorade is better]]!" eventually leading to... |
4 | -->Water sucks! It really really sucks! Water sucks! It really really sucks! |
5 | * Bobby's mom attacking his scumbag father near the end. |
6 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIh7PVrsG-k "There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. An unbelievably disturbing image."]] |
7 | * "Duh-hur, loo-loo-look at me, I'm the wuh-wuh-waterboy! I got a WOOODEN SPOOOOON! Duh-hur-hur" Mean, [[CrossingTheLineTwice but still funny]]. |
8 | ** And it's oh so cathartic when Bobby slams him to the ground. |
9 | ** [[LaserGuidedKarma "Wh-who dat? Who-who dere?"]] |
10 | * The "[[MemeticMutation YOU CAN DO IT!]]" [[Creator/RobSchneider guy]] is a walking, screaming fountain of [=CMOFs=] |
11 | ** YOU CAN DO IT! CUT HIS [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING HEAD OFF!]] |
12 | ** OH NOOO! WE SUCK AGAIN! |
13 | ** WELL WAKE HER ASS UP! WE GOTTA WIN TOMORROW! |
14 | ** YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG! |
15 | * At the Bourbon Bowl, Bobby faces Meaney again: |
16 | -->'''Meaney:''' Hey, Waterboy! Is your girlfriend gonna save you again? |
17 | -->'''Bobby:''' Oh no, sir. I'm gonna take matters into my own hands, you'll see. |
18 | -->'''Meaney:''' Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! |
19 | -->'''Bobby''': You sound like a big choo-choo train. |
20 | -->(''Bobby tackles Meaney'') |
21 | -->'''Bobby:''' [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Powerbomb.]] Compliments of Captain Insano. |
22 | * [[CallingTheOldManOut Calling The Old Woman Out]]: |
23 | -->'''Bobby:''' Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! [runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! [runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! (almost in tears by this point) And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! [slams the door on Mama] |
24 | ** And before that, "I ain't got nobody to keep me company during the day, 'cept STEVE!" (cut to Steve the mule drinking out of the toilet) |
25 | * When Bobby speaks at the football camp: |
26 | -->'''Lawrence "L.T." Taylor:''' Tell me, what is your secret? How do you find yourself in the right position all the time? |
27 | -->'''Bobby:''' That-that-that's a good question. What-what happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first. And-and-and the quarterback will say, "Hike." That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback. So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he gives the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person. |
28 | -->(''{{Beat}}'') |
29 | -->'''Taylor:''' Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Smoke. Crack.]] |
30 | -->(''The kids nod'') |
31 | ** For those that didn't follow football in the 1980s, LT was known to smoke crack before games. |
32 | * "Shut up, Brent." |
33 | * "Remember the time Bobby intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran to the touchdown bare-ass?" |
34 | * In one game, Bobby imagines the opposing quarterback is his Mama: |
35 | -->'''Imaginary Mama:''' I forbid you to talk to that enchantress! She's the devil! |
36 | -->'''Bobby:''' She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world! |
37 | -->'''Quarterback:''' (''[[OhCrap frantically]]'') I never said she was the devil! |
38 | -->'''Bobby:''' She's the most beautiful woman in the world! |
39 | -->'''Quarterback:''' Oh, God, please don't hurt me... |
40 | ** After he knocks him down, Bobby, still visualizing him as his Mama, hugs and kisses him, apologizing to "her". The quarterback, still a nervous wreck, says "I love you too". |
41 | * The only idea in Bobby's Suggestion Box: |
42 | -->''Dear Waterboy'' |
43 | -->''Eat shit and kill yourself.'' |
44 | -->''Signed, Everyone'' |
45 | -->'''Bobby:''' Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism... |
46 | * When Bobby had to lie to his mother, he said a gorilla got loose from the zoo and punched him in the eye. During the montage of his games, she later puts a wanted poster for said gorilla. |
47 | * During the Bourbon Bowl, Derek is called in to make the field goal and is told to visualize the attack. And what does he visualize? A head of a KKK member taunting him. |
48 | -->"How you doin', boy? Heh heh heh. ''(Derek runs for the kick)'' No! No, no, no, no! ''(kicks)'' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" |
49 | * Anytime Coach Klein visualizes Coach Beaulieu as something very non-threatening, like a baby or a puppy. |
50 | * "Look who's on TV, Mama - [[Creator/DickClark the devil.]]" |
51 | * The expression on Lynn Swan's face as Vicky's prediction comes true. |
52 | * This dialogue: |
53 | -->'''Walter:''' You gonna eat that? ''(takes fan's hot dog)''\ |
54 | '''Jimmy Johnson:''' Eww, now I'm not! |
55 | * When Bobby takes the exam, Vicky, ever the supportive girlfriend, sneaks up to the window with [[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/f6/a2/bcf6a29c567f90b2c492c516fad9cee7.jpg this.]] |
56 | * Mama Boucher at her son's big game... feeding the cheer squad coffee. |
57 | -->'''Mama:''' We gotta get you girls sobered up! Have some faith in my Bobby! |
58 | * Coach Klein having [[ForeignQueasine dinner]] with the Bouchers: |
59 | -->'''Coach Klein:''' That snake looks delicious. What part do you think I'm about to eat? |
60 | -->'''Mama Boucher:''' Uh, basically a snake don't have parts. But, uh, if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee. |
61 | -->'''Klein:''' (''beat'') Great. And what are we having for dessert? |
62 | -->(''squeaking followed by buzzing and a thud from outside'') |
63 | -->'''Mama:''' Squirrel. |
64 | -->'''Klein:''' (''pause'') Excellent. |
65 | * Coach Klein calling his grandmother. The camera pans down to reveal that not only is the phone not connected, but he's wearing a pair of high-heel shoes. Norman Bates, eat your heart out. |
66 | * "I'll take a scotch-water. Hold the scotch." |
67 | -->"Did you just make a joke?" |
68 | -->"Y-y-es I did." |
69 | -->"Huh huh huh." |
70 | * "Coach, n-n-not only will I do it for you. I...I...I...Y-ye-yes, I'll do it for you." |
71 | * Mama showing Bobby an old photo album. The first photo shows her as a young woman with a muscular man. That's not Bobby's father. Booby turns the page and sees a photo of a {{Gonk}}. ''That's'' his daddy. |
72 | * In a fit of self-hatred, Coach Klein throws a bottle of booze out his window. It hits Colonel Sanders square in the head. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QhBljtAFLs He falls down while making a strange honking sound]]. |
73 | * Coach Klein encouraging his team at the victory party after his team finally wins a game: |
74 | -->'''Klein:''' Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off, and that will lead to a lot more victories. |
75 | -->'''Derek:''' Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game. |
76 | -->'''Klein:''' That too. |
77 | * "Mama, when did Benjamin Franklin invent electricity?" "Don't be silly. ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[BlatantLies invented electricity!]] Benjamin Franklin is the ''DEVIL!''" |
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