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| 10 | It should not be understated that the members of the Real-Time Fandub gang are masters of comedic improvisation. Here's just a few of the many hilarious things that go on in these dubs! |
| 11 | |
| 12 | !Administrivia/SpoilersOff for Moments pages. You have been warned. |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ---- |
| 15 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 16 | |
| 17 | !! Main Series |
| 18 | [[folder:Steven Universe]] |
| 19 | [[AC:Winter Forecast]] |
| 20 | * The cast decides to try making a special Christmas version of Steven Universe's extended intro for the occasion, with [[StylisticSuck flat, shoehorned results.]] |
| 21 | -->'''Steven (voiced by Penny):''' If you're evil and you're on the rise,\ |
| 22 | you can count on the four of us '''making some presents.'''\ |
| 23 | 'Cause we're good and evil never beats us,\ |
| 24 | we'll win the fight and then '''go sing some Christmas carols.'''\ |
| 25 | \ |
| 26 | We... are the Crystal Gems!\ |
| 27 | We'll always save the '''Christmas.'''\ |
| 28 | And if you think we can't,\ |
| 29 | '''you're a non-believer.'''\ |
| 30 | \ |
| 31 | That's why the people of this world...\ |
| 32 | '''Christmas.'''\ |
| 33 | ''[[{{Corpsing}} (Penny wheezes, quickly recovers)]]'', Amethyst, and Pearl... |
| 34 | -->'''Charley:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting AND SANTA!]]''' |
| 35 | [[/folder]] |
| 36 | [[folder:Animal Soccer World]] |
| 37 | * One particular comment summarizes how this dub went down: |
| 38 | -->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNfLCh5Yc8E&lc=UgwDkbGR3zEbh53h2XV4AaABAg Hedgehog Fan14]]''': [[HeroicBSOD This video is a group mental breakdown]] |
| 39 | * The "interview": |
| 40 | -->'''Pelican:''' First question: [[MoodWhiplash have you sinned against God?]]\ |
| 41 | '''Lion cub:''' I'm sinning right now!\ |
| 42 | '''Pelican:''' Alright, question two: do you regret any of this? Do you, with your ''stupid face''?\ |
| 43 | '''Donkey (appearing out of nowhere):''' I regret being in this!\ |
| 44 | '''Pelican:''' '''I DIDN'T ASK YOU!'''\ |
| 45 | '''Donkey:''' I didn't ask you what your face looks like!\ |
| 46 | '''Chicken (out of nowhere):''' Oh, is that me? Hi! Hi, I'm here too! That's my name, it's "Me"! Yeah!\ |
| 47 | '''Bear ([[RuleOfThree out of nowhere, again]]):''' OH GOD! MY PAIN! IT - *screaming* ''OH GOD! EXISTING HURTS! [[CrossesTheLineTwice JUST FUCKING KILL ME!]]''\ |
| 48 | '''Pelican:''' Well, I am ''done''.\ |
| 49 | '''Bear:''' *screams*\ |
| 50 | '''Pelican:''' Yeah... |
| 51 | * "''Oh my God, this movie's tearing our friendships apart!''" |
| 52 | ** "'''''I HATE YOU, MILES! I HATE YOU! SO! FUCKING! MUCH!'''''" |
| 53 | *** For added context: [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Miles is the Patreon member that had requested this dub.]] |
| 54 | * Everyone starts ''really'' breaking down roughly three and a half minutes in, [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe something everyone else doesn't believe when Ryan points it out]]. |
| 55 | * One of the teams is initially called the Jungle Kings, since they appear to live in a jungle... but then it's pointed out that "[[MisplacedWildlife raccoons don't live in jungles]]". |
| 56 | --> '''Adult lion:''' And seals, they also don't live in jungles. [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield Where are we, anyway?]]\ |
| 57 | '''Seal:''' We're in Hell!\ |
| 58 | '''Panther:''' We're in Animal World you fucking moron!\ |
| 59 | '''Adult lion:''' And... r-right. Animal World. We'll be the Animal World Kings. |
| 60 | * This moment: |
| 61 | -->'''Puss In Boots, cheerfully:''' This is the uh, movie with [[BlatantLies the best animation]].\ |
| 62 | '''Bear:''' OH GOD! EXISTENCE IS SUFFERING!\ |
| 63 | '''Puss In Boots, [[MoodDissonance still cheerful]]:''' Yep, it sure is! It sure is, my friend! We're all dead inside! |
| 64 | * "''ANIMAL SPORTS! ANIMAL SPORTS!''" |
| 65 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNfLCh5Yc8E&t=25m6s Ryan's revelation:]] |
| 66 | -->'''Pelican:''' Alright, looks like they're chanting "Animal-" ''[[RefugeInAudacity I can just say anything I want to right now, and it will make just as much sense!]]'' Um... [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Four score and seven years ago]], I shoved a bag of jellybeans [[AssShove up my own ass!]] ''Nothing makes sense! Nothing is real!'' |
| 67 | * The one time Dundee says something other than "I'm Dundee the crocodile!"... which happens to be while he's [[ArtisticLicenseSports dribbling the soccer ball like it's a basketball]]: |
| 68 | -->'''Pelican:''' WHAT is- ...Dundee, what are you doing?! |
| 69 | -->'''Dundee the crocodile:''' I'm cheating at soccer! |
| 70 | [[/folder]] |
| 71 | |
| 72 | [[folder:Lazy Town]] |
| 73 | [[AC:Rottenbeard]] |
| 74 | * Sportacus isn't much of a hero in this dub. |
| 75 | -->'''Stephanie:''' HELP ME! HELP ME, SPORTACUS!\ |
| 76 | '''Sportacus:''' No. Fuck you. |
| 77 | * This conversation: |
| 78 | -->'''Trixie:''' Sharks are awesome! They're our friends!\ |
| 79 | '''Stingy:''' They are ''not our friends'', have you ever seen ''Film/{{Jaws}}''?! That-\ |
| 80 | '''Sportacus:''' Yeah, they'll-\ |
| 81 | '''Stingy:''' That shit is ''scary''! That shit is very-\ |
| 82 | '''Sportacus:''' Yeah, they'll - [[GroinAttack they'll bite your dick off!]]\ |
| 83 | '''Trixie:''' Anti-shark propaganda!\ |
| 84 | '''Stingy:''' Oh. Well, I'm sorry.\ |
| 85 | '''Sportacus:''' Yeah, you should be, ya dumbass! |
| 86 | * A short while into the dub, Charley's video freezes on a shot of Milford Meanswell talking. They soon manage to get it fixed -- and encounter another shot of Milford staring ahead wide-eyed with his mouth open. |
| 87 | -->'''Ryan-as-Milford:''' What the heck is "tentacle hentai?" |
| 88 | * Milford shows the kids an ancient slab that starts with the phrase "[=LazyTown=] should always be". Milford believes the unfinished message is actually all it's supposed to say, while Stingy believes it's a reference to WesternAnimation/BeeMovie. |
| 89 | ** According to Robbie Rotten, becoming a pirate means you get to direct the movie in question. |
| 90 | --->'''Robbie:''' Creator/JerrySeinfeld, get the ''fuck'' out of my way! |
| 91 | * The cast decides to perform "You Are A Pirate", the episode's song. Ryan doesn't know much of the song besides the chorus, so he keeps yelling "YOU ARE A PIRATE!" and improvises based on the visuals. |
| 92 | -->'''Robbie:''' Yar har, ahoy and avast!\ |
| 93 | I have a parrot here!\ |
| 94 | [[FeatheredFiend This parrot is gonna eat me,]]\ |
| 95 | he knows my secrets! |
| 96 | * Stephanie is unusually excited to get a big rock (actually a fake piece Robbie creates for the slab that finishes the phrase with "lazy") and sends a letter up into the sky to tell her mom. It ends up going to Sportacus, who both can't read anything that Stephanie wrote -- leading to him [[DisproportionateRetribution threatening violence]] -- and reveals that she doesn't have a mom. |
| 97 | ** In the immediate next scene, however, Robbie says that ''he'' is somehow Stephanie's mom, before dropping the bomb later on that Stephanie never actually had any parents and was created by people at Creator/NickJr in a lab. |
| 98 | * Stephanie unearths a map of the town that she claims is a relic of her old Website/DeviantArt account. In disbelief, she tells the other kids to look at who she shipped back in the day. |
| 99 | * Any time Sportacus's crystal beeps in the three dubbed episodes, he points out the "10" prominently displayed on it. |
| 100 | * Robbie unsuccessfully tries to shank Sportacus with balloon swords as he keeps jumping out of the way. |
| 101 | -->'''Sportacus:''' Wow, you are ''inspiringly'' stupid, my... good sir!\ |
| 102 | '''Robbie:''' Well, at least I'm not wearing fucking- something out of Music/EltonJohn's closet.\ |
| 103 | '''Sportacus:''' HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! |
| 104 | |
| 105 | [[AC:Swiped Sweets]] |
| 106 | * Pixel points out that he looks a lot like Kid Vid from Advertising/TheBurgerKingKidsClubGang. |
| 107 | * The kids begin fighting over the icing, creating a big mess everywhere. The dubbers immediately realize that it looks a lot more like... ''something else'' is happening. |
| 108 | -->'''Stephanie:''' Woah, that looks ''so'' wrong! Oh god, that looks ''awful!'' |
| 109 | * Sportacus turns out to have no clue what his own backpack is. |
| 110 | * The kids are left looking over the disaster that remains of the cake after the mess they caused. |
| 111 | -->'''Ziggy:''' I think the cake looks ''beautiful,'' you- you ''asshole!'' Look at this lollipop!\ |
| 112 | '''Sportacus:''' You are an embarrassment to humanity and you should be ashamed.\ |
| 113 | '''Ziggy:''' ...okay.\ |
| 114 | '''Stingy:''' Yeah, you ''are'' an embarrassment! Wait, no, I mean YOU, you blue piece of shit!\ |
| 115 | '''Sportacus:''' Fuck you! |
| 116 | * Sportacus's advice as he's leaving. |
| 117 | -->'''Sportacus:''' Remember, don't smoke cigarettes! Always smoke pot instead! |
| 118 | ** This segues into the cast's performance of "Cooking By The Book". Nobody except for Penny knows the lyrics of the song, so everyone decides to make most of it about pot. Charley decides to have Pixel rap incomprehensibly during his verse, with the only intelligible phrase being "cookin' by the book", while the dubbers interject multiple times with "[[Music/LilJon BREAK IT]] [[MemeticMutation DOWN, BITCH]]" while Stephanie is singing. |
| 119 | * Robbie questions why his eyes of his periscope go down when he pushes it up, then decides he can't be thinking about this as he just woke up. He also seems concerned about the tubes containing his disguises. |
| 120 | -->'''Robbie:''' Wh- Why do I ''have'' these people?! I-I TRAPPED SANTA CLAUS! Who else have I trapped? Let's see- okay, so I guess I trapped the Tooth Fairy while I was asleep [[NoodleIncident again.]] Need to stop losing teeth- ''(he gasps as he sees a detective outfit)'' '''WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget.''' Perfect! |
| 121 | * After stealing the cake, Robbie holds a mock trial to frame Sportacus for it. |
| 122 | -->'''Robbie:''' Do you swear to die? ...yep, that's right, he said yes! Under his breath! You didn't hear it, but he said it!\ |
| 123 | '''Sportacus:''' No, only if you die ''with'' me!\ |
| 124 | '''Robbie:''' ...is that a ''promise?'' |
| 125 | * Sportacus says he won't go into the small cage Robbie prepared for him, then immediately changes his mind the second the door is opened. |
| 126 | * Pixel accidentally mistakes Sportacus doing sit-ups (or "praying to the marijuana god") for push-ups, leading Ziggy to claim that push-ups are illegal and Penny to lose it. |
| 127 | * Ziggy claims [[AGodAmI he is a god]] after discovering the trail of lollipops and bits of cake that Robbie left in his wake. |
| 128 | * Robbie causes the entire cast to start corpsing as he pronounces the word "cupcake" in several weird ways while following the trail that leads right into the cage Sportacus escaped from. |
| 129 | * In the end, all the trouble the kids went through to get the cake back was AllForNothing when Bessie Busybody turns out to be lactose-intolerant and can't even eat it. As Milford [[StatingTheSimpleSolution states the simple solution]] to share it, Penny bursts in as Stephanie to sing "Bing Bang" right on cue. |
| 130 | * The footage used for the end song has Sportacus get back on the airship and leave, leading Brian to improvise appropriately. |
| 131 | -->'''Sportacus:''' Okay, if there's an ''actual'' fucking problem, call me back. |
| 132 | |
| 133 | [[AC:Robbie's Dream Team]] |
| 134 | * Milford accidentally calls Stephanie "[[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Steven]]", leaving her momentarily confused before she decides not to question it any further. |
| 135 | -->'''Stingy:''' I can't believe he misgendered you like that, that's so fucked up. |
| 136 | * Stingy notices the Creator/{{Sprout}} logo animation at the bottom of the screen. |
| 137 | -->'''Stingy''': Why is there a bucket[[note]]actually a watering can[[/note]]? Now flowers. This is confusing. "Sprout"? "Sprout", wood, cages... M'lady! This is a problem! |
| 138 | * Stephanie and Stingy decide to investigate the cage trap that Robbie is setting. |
| 139 | -->'''Stephanie:''' Hey, we were just wondering if this was an obvious trap.\ |
| 140 | '''Robbie:''' ...no? ''(realizes)'' Oh, yeah! Stand on it.\ |
| 141 | '''Stingy:''' Uh- um...\ |
| 142 | '''Robbie:''' Stand on the trap. Sta- stand on the trap.\ |
| 143 | '''Stingy:''' I-\ |
| 144 | '''Robbie:''' Stand on the fucking trap. Do it. |
| 145 | * While he's placing an order for a villain to help him, the person on the other end of the line presumably requests Robbie's name. |
| 146 | -->'''Robbie:''' Uh, that's Robbie Rotten. Yeah, spelled R-O-B-B-I-E, and [[TheDitz I don't know how to spell my last name]], so just- just play it by ear. ...no- how the fuck would you think there's a ''Q'' in that? Like, what? ''(mutters the letters of his name to himself)'' ...there ''is'' a Q in it! |
| 147 | * Unlike "You Are A Pirate", Ryan knows the lyrics of "We Are Number One" ''perfectly,'' likely because of the [[MemeticMutation memetic popularity]] it had at the time of the dub's recording. This doesn't stop it from having some funny moments, however, mostly because of Brian: |
| 148 | ** When one of Robbie's lookalikes accidentally steps on the branch, Charley [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud flatly says]] "crunch". It also turns out that the Sprout airing cut out Robbie's line of "no, don't touch that" for some reason, though Ryan still says it anyways. |
| 149 | ** An attempt to set a trap for Sportacus with a butterfly net and a ladder ends with the net stuck on Robbie's head and two of the lookalikes getting stuck in the ladder. |
| 150 | --->'''Sportacus:''' Ha! MORON! |
| 151 | ** Sportacus backflips over a rope trap that Robbie ends up falling for seconds later. |
| 152 | --->'''Sportacus:''' [[BrutalHonesty You're really bad.]] |
| 153 | ** Stingy comments on the song once it ends. |
| 154 | --->'''Stingy:''' Well, that was a weird little ska number. |
| 155 | * The sugar apple that Robbie gives to Sportacus is changed into a "crack apple", though it still has much of the same effect on Sportacus. |
| 156 | -->'''Bobbie:''' So what are we doing with the apple?\ |
| 157 | '''Robbie:''' Eating it! No, wait, making ''Sportacus'' eat it! [[AssShove Shove it up his butt!]] |
| 158 | ** He subsequently gets Sportacus's attention while disguised as an old lady by asking if he wants his dick to get sucked. Once he passes out, Robbie reveals that he somehow invented a dream of the old lady sucking his dick in his subconscious and that he'll be stuck in it for the next five years. |
| 159 | * Robbie gets the idea of making [[Music/SmashMouth a song about rockstars]] that might get used in [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 some bad animated 2001 movie]], before [[ItWillNeverCatchOn dismissing the idea of that happening]]. |
| 160 | -->'''Robbie:''' Let's see, it'll go like, "some-- person once... let me know the world is better than me..." |
| 161 | * After kicking aside a bucket he tripped over, Robbie learns the hard way that the trajectory of the bucket activated the timer on the cannon -- just as he's standing right in its path. |
| 162 | -->'''Robbie:''' Oh, wait, no- ''(gets hit by the cannonball and is sent flying across town)'' SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!\ |
| 163 | '''Stingy:''' Holy fuck! He's so totally dead! [[MemeticMutation Look at this demise, that I just found!]]\ |
| 164 | ''(Sportacus' crystal beeps)''\ |
| 165 | '''Sportacus:''' Aw, god-- no, I'm not gonna save him. Fuck him. |
| 166 | * In the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], Robbie discovers he has another timer on his chair. He only has enough time to question why anyone would do that before he gets launched to the moon. |
| 167 | -->'''Hayley:''' [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Robbie's blasting off again!]] |
| 168 | [[/folder]] |
| 169 | |
| 170 | [[folder:My Little Pony]] |
| 171 | [[AC:Helping Twilight Win The Crown]] |
| 172 | * "[[NonSequitur HEY EVERYONE I AM PORNHUB FRIES]]" |
| 173 | * Rainbow Dash jumping dramatically onto a table, then [[HongKongDub moving her lips for a full second with no sound coming out]] before awkwardly saying "...hi!" |
| 174 | * ''"You know that we are the girls and we are actually horses, except that we're not! We used to be horses, but now we're humans and then we pretend to be horses! Yeah! You know what we're talking abooouut!"'' |
| 175 | * "Yeah we're girls, [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Teen Girl Squad]], that's the plot..." "I can do it, I can do it nine times!" |
| 176 | * "I'm a horse! You know it, come on let's-a grow it, I mean hooves! You grow 'em! From your fucking feet!" |
| 177 | [[/folder]] |
| 178 | |
| 179 | [[folder:Back To The Future: The Animated Series]] |
| 180 | * The theme song ends up getting longer when the cast realise that the opening isn't done yet, leading to the singer getting blindsided by its contents. "*What the hell's happening?! I think I'm going crazyyyyyyyyy!*" |
| 181 | * Doctor Emmett Brown somehow got stuck on a small island in the middle of nowhere and is probably going to die. Also, he named his boat after his wife Clara. Why? [[CargoShip So he could fuck it]]. |
| 182 | [[/folder]] |
| 183 | |
| 184 | [[folder:Gravity Falls]] |
| 185 | * In the dub for the first episode, Dipper's VA accidentally misreads the page for the gnome, so instead of saying "Weakness: Unknown," he says "Weakness: ''[[{{Pun}} Ungnome]].''" Cue everybody else cracking up, with "Weakness: Ungnome" becoming a RunningGag. |
| 186 | [[/folder]] |
| 187 | |
| 188 | !!Snapcube's Real-Time Fandub |
| 189 | [[folder:Sonic Adventure 2]] |
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| 192 | [[AC:Hero Story]] |
| 193 | * The dub opens with a helicopter dispatcher saying that they've finally gotten Sonic into custody in "this enclosed space", as they had a hard time catching him due to his speed. It doesn't last. |
| 194 | * Sonic's ''very first line'' cements the tone of Penny's delivery ([[EstablishingSeriesMoment and the rest of the dub]]). |
| 195 | -->'''Sonic:''' I'm gonna kill ''all'' of you! |
| 196 | * The dispatcher responds to Sonic saying he's going to kill everyone on the helicopter by calmly stating "Yep, we've heard that one before." |
| 197 | * Sonic breaks out of his jail cell, [[CallingYourAttacks announcing what he's doing as he does it]] because the only thing visible on-screen is the exterior of the helicopter. |
| 198 | -->'''Sonic:''' I'm bustin' out now! I'm actively busting out of the prison!\ |
| 199 | '''Dispatcher:''' Oh God, he's actually doing it.\ |
| 200 | '''Sonic:''' I'm now outside of the prison bars! Here I go! |
| 201 | * As Sonic falls from the sky to begin City Escape, Hayley comments on the cityscape below by saying "That's a cool JPEG" just before the opening credits start. |
| 202 | * Shadow's first line is him asking Sonic where the nearest Hot Topic is as he brandishes a Chaos Emerald, then shouting [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders "ZA WARUDO!"]] |
| 203 | * Sonic refers to the Chaos Emerald as a diamond when he tells Shadow to put it down. Shadow tells him "Diamonds aren't green, dick-nips." [[note]]Diamonds ''can'' be naturally green, though this is rare.[[/note]] Sonic complains that that was rude and he'll "have to call the polices ''(sic)''" on Shadow, which he responds to by saying "Za warudo!" again. |
| 204 | * Shadow manages to outpace Sonic, baffling the latter. |
| 205 | -->'''Shadow:''' See you, nerd.\ |
| 206 | '''Sonic:''' HUH?! He's faster than Sonic! ''[with identical inflection]'' He's faster than Sonic! What? |
| 207 | * Shadow says "Za warudo!" for a third time, prompting Sonic to tell him to stop saying that. |
| 208 | * Eggman's first appearance has him accidentally address Knuckles as Sonic, only to realize his mistake and repeat his declaration of stealing the Master Emerald with the correct name. |
| 209 | -->'''Eggman:''' That's right, Sonic! I'm taking your- oh wait, Sonic isn't here. Knuckles, I'm taking your emeralds! |
| 210 | * After the Master Emerald is broken, Rouge comments that she can't believe Knuckles did that and that the whole situation is his fault. Knuckles' response is an absolute gem: |
| 211 | -->'''Knuckles:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I can't believe your tits are one polygon!]]\ |
| 212 | ''[the cast breaks into laughter that's cut off by the scene transition]'' |
| 213 | * While Tails and Eggman fight each other for the first time: |
| 214 | -->'''Eggman:''' What the actual shit? ''WHERE DID AMY GO?!'' '''SHE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!'''\ |
| 215 | '''Tails:''' Eggman, come over here!\ |
| 216 | '''Eggman:''' I'm going to-\ |
| 217 | ''(immediate cut to Eggman getting shot by Tails' mech)''\ |
| 218 | '''Eggman:''' ARGH, MY BONES! OH...! I knew I should have-- (''coughs violently'')\ |
| 219 | (''everyone starts laughing'')\ |
| 220 | '''Eggman:''' WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?\ |
| 221 | '''Tails:''' Happy April Fools!\ |
| 222 | '''Eggman:''' OH MY GOD! That's it, I'm calling the police! 911, I've been attacked-\ |
| 223 | '''Tails:''' [[IAmTheNoun I]] ''[[IAmTheNoun AM]]'' [[IAmTheNoun THE POLICE!]]\ |
| 224 | '''Eggman:''' (''vomiting noises'') |
| 225 | ** Immediately after that: |
| 226 | --->'''Eggman:''' ''[sigh]'' [[MoodWhiplash I miss my wife, Tails.]] ''[everyone cracks up]'' I miss her a lot. I'll be back. |
| 227 | * Sonic and Shadow reenact their first confrontation in canon, though with a lot more {{Corpsing}}. Shadow also deviates from the script a little at the end. |
| 228 | -->'''Shadow:''' Faker? I think ''you're'' the fake hedgehog around here. You're going around being an asshole? I mean that fits me, but die. |
| 229 | * Sonic quickly flips from being a well meaning opponent to an egotistical brat as soon as Shadow tells him he's won. |
| 230 | -->'''Sonic:''' It seems as if we're evenly matched in some kind of way!\ |
| 231 | '''Shadow:''' (''lying on the ground in defeat'') We aren't. You just killed me.\ |
| 232 | '''Sonic:''' [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating Just kidding! I'm better than you!]] [[SmugSuper I'm better than everyone!]]\ |
| 233 | '''Shadow:''' (''still reeling'') But... I'm the Ultimate Lifeform... |
| 234 | * Alfred (as Eggman) runs a subplot about everyone needing to get off Prison Island before it explodes, not knowing that's ''[[AccidentallyCorrectWriting actually what happens in the game.]]'' |
| 235 | -->'''Eggman:''' It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both ''die''.\ |
| 236 | '''Sonic:''' HOT TOPIC?!\ |
| 237 | '''Shadow:''' NO! My secret!!\ |
| 238 | '''Ryan:''' Alfred, I hope you know that is actually what happens in the story.\ |
| 239 | '''Penny:''' That is actually- like, he literally was like-\ |
| 240 | '''Alfred:''' Wait, dead seriously? Seriously?\ |
| 241 | '''Ryan:''' Yeah, he says this island will explode, and--\ |
| 242 | '''Penny:''' Yeah, see, watch, watch.\ |
| 243 | ''(the island explodes)''\ |
| 244 | '''Alfred:''' OH MY GOD, ''I DIDN'T '''KNOW!!''''' OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW! |
| 245 | * Eggman's DetonationMoon rant from Hero Story is often overlooked, but is equally as bombastic as the Dark Story rant. |
| 246 | -->'''Eggman:''' Hehuhuh, hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]], I'm keeping the stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl! I hate you, and your stupid nose! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the ''news'' is ''mine'', and everyone else can leave- you see that planet!? I'M TAKING IT TOO! IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WALNUT! BLAM! AND IT BUSTED A NUT, THEN AND THERE! ''[[EvilLaugh (evil laughter)]]'' Now... DIE!\ |
| 247 | '''Civilian:''' Oh my God, it missed!\ |
| 248 | ''(The laser hits the moon)''\ |
| 249 | '''Eggman:''' [[CheesyMoon Fuck you moon, you never had the cheese I wanted!]]\ |
| 250 | '''Civilian:''' [[OhCrap Oh.]] [[{{Understatement}} Well that wasn't very nice.]] I-I think that's gonna have some kind of effect on the tides or something.\ |
| 251 | '''Eggman:''' I hope you're ready to die, It's gonna be like ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]]'', get the fuck out.\ |
| 252 | '''Sonic:''' Whoa...!\ |
| 253 | '''Amy:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike That was like]] ''Evangelion'' or some shit, man, that was crazy. |
| 254 | ** Eggman's evil laughter before firing the Eclipse Cannon is punctuated by one of the other voice actors singing, "[[Music/{{Gorillaz}} Feel good!]]" |
| 255 | * Shortly afterward, the scene where Amy, Tails and Knuckles all meet up: |
| 256 | -->'''Amy:''' [[OrphanedPunchline So I said, "Why the long face?"]] [[DontExplainTheJoke You get it? Because uh- cause- anyway...]] ''(devolves into gibberish)''\ |
| 257 | '''Tails:''' [[BrutalHonesty That's not- that's not very funny, Amy. Honestly, you probably should, like, keep your day job or pick a new career. I don't think stand-up comedy's really your thing.]]\ |
| 258 | '''Amy:''' Oooh... [[GoldDigger you mean I should marry a very handsome and wealthy man]] who has... ''(Knuckles pops out of the sewer)'' ''[[SuddenlyShouting stock in the DIAMOND AND RING BUSINESS?! THERE HE IS!!]]''\ |
| 259 | '''Knuckles:''' Hey! What's up, good-lookin'? [[BaitAndSwitchComment Also, hi Amy]]. I haven't seen you since [[RunningGag Nineteen-aught-Seven]]. ''(Amy tries pulling Knuckles out)'' Don't touch me, harlot!\ |
| 260 | '''Tails:''' Can you guys, like, stop having relationship issues while I'm on the phone with my dentist? |
| 261 | * After the scene with the President in the city, the next scene is all the heroes staring at a pyramid in the desert with no context for what happened in-between. |
| 262 | -->'''Knuckles:''' How the ''fuck'' did we get to Egypt?! |
| 263 | * Eggman yells at Sonic for taking his wife and ''somehow'' [[ExtremeOmnisexual fucking his crops]], threatening to take his life (and the Chaos Emeralds) because of it. |
| 264 | * The top of the pyramid opens up to reveal a space shuttle inside of it, absolutely baffling Alfred. |
| 265 | -->'''Alfred''': ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'' '''''WHAT?!''''' WH-WHY IS NASA ''THERE?!'' '''''I'M SO CONFUSED!'''''\ |
| 266 | '''Sonic:''' I gotta get on that plane!\ |
| 267 | '''Knuckles:''' It's an ancient Egyptian space shuttle! |
| 268 | * While the shuttle is traveling to the Space Colony ARK, the dubbers break character to discuss the plot. |
| 269 | -->'''Penny:''' Hey, this is like, this is like, what Creator/GeorgeLucas was talking about with, like, rhymes in cinema? [[BookEnds Like how the beginning of the one I'm in a plane and now I'm in a rocket at the end...]]\ |
| 270 | '''Alfred:''' Can I just real quick say that I ''never'' got to play this game and everything that's happening is new to me and my mind. Can't. Connect.\ |
| 271 | '''Blue:''' ''[laughing]'' I'm in the same boat, I have no fucking clue what's happening.\ |
| 272 | '''Penny:''' ''[as Sonic]'' It's so epic, right, Alfred? |
| 273 | * The dubbers resume acting in-character, only for Tails to ask a question. |
| 274 | -->'''Sonic:''' Did someone drop the emeralds again?\ |
| 275 | '''Knuckles:''' It wasn't me, I swear!\ |
| 276 | '''Tails:''' Hey Sonic, I have a question. Since I'm literally five, can you please explain to me [[BrickJoke how you fuck crops?]] |
| 277 | * We don't actually ''hear'' anything about how one fucks crops due to the explanation happening off-screen, but Tails is completely scarred for life, and Amy becomes a "veggie" on the spot. |
| 278 | -->'''Tails:''' I didn't expect that to be [[NoodleImplements exactly how you explained it,]] but then after you explained it, [[FridgeBrilliance it made so much sense]] that that's exactly how that would work... but now I'm wondering, [[SickAndWrong why the fuck would you do that?!]]\ |
| 279 | '''Amy:''' Well, it's a personal choice and I'll thank you not to judge me for it-\ |
| 280 | '''Sonic: AMY, [[BigShutUp SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!]]''' Shut your mouth, ''right now''! We are ''not'' opening up that can of worms, okay. |
| 281 | * Sonic only has this to say after he gets trapped in a capsule and sent flying down to the planet: |
| 282 | -->'''Sonic:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Talk about a]] [[CallBack low-budget flight!]] |
| 283 | * Eggman's reaction after sending Sonic down to the planet and Tails' response: |
| 284 | -->'''Eggman:''' Now, I will control the universe! AND EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH [''right next to the mic, in the softest voice he's ever done''] VideoGame/Splatoon2 Let's Plays [''normal voice''] BY EGGMAN!! Now GET in the FUCKING ROOM!\ |
| 285 | '''Tails:''' [[PleaseKillMeIfItSatisfiesYou Shoot me, you fucking coward! Do it!]] ''([[{{Corpsing}} Hayley loses it in the background]])'' You won't! I have no reason to live now that Sonic is gone... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and my piss rock.]] |
| 286 | * Eggman and Tail's final fight, where they refer to the Rings as "Funyun rings". |
| 287 | -->'''Eggman:''' I'm going to make sure that you watch my Vine compilations and I'm gonna make you perish, you little rodent! |
| 288 | -->'''Tails:''' I will never watch your Vine compilations 'cuz they suck. You pick all the bad Vines! |
| 289 | -->'''Amy:''' I'm just gonna hang out in the corner here and watch. J-Just don't shoot me! |
| 290 | -->'''Eggman:''' My Funyun® rings! I'm taking them back! |
| 291 | -->'''Tails:''' Gimme those Funyuns! |
| 292 | -->'''Eggman:''' Give them back to me! |
| 293 | -->'''Tails:''' OMNOMNOMNOMNOM! |
| 294 | -->'''Eggman:''' I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! [gets hit again] [[BigNo NO!]] |
| 295 | -->'''Tails:''' They're my Funyuns now, Eggman. |
| 296 | ** Then there's Eggman's last words to Tails before he's defeated: |
| 297 | --->'''Eggman:''' Tails, listen to me... [[MissingMom I know who your mother is--]] ''[[KilledMidSentence (dying cough)]]''\ |
| 298 | '''Tails:''' [[TheUnreveal Don't you fucking lie to me!]] |
| 299 | * Out of ''everything'' Eggman says or does throughout the dub, the ''one thing'' that gets Alfred to corpse and almost break character is him ''[[SeriousBusiness threatening to shoot Amy in the face]]''. |
| 300 | --> '''Eggman:''' ''[in a shaky voice]'' Get the fuck out or I'm gonna shoot Amy in the fucking face!\ |
| 301 | '''Sonic:''' No!\ |
| 302 | '''Eggman:''' I swear to GOD, I'll DO IT, you BITCH!! GET OUT!! I will pop her. |
| 303 | |
| 304 | [[AC:Dark Story]] |
| 305 | * At the beginning of the Dark Story dub, Eggman starts his escape from the military building he's been trapped in by leaping in the air in his mech while exclaiming "Going uuuuup!"... And then falling down as the music cuts off. He then spends '''three years''' trying to break out, all the while the robots grow increasingly sentient and [[FirstNameBasis even begin referring to him by his name]]! |
| 306 | -->'''Eggman:''' Day 58, the robots are becoming more sentient. They've started to know my name. They don't even-\ |
| 307 | '''Robot: P[-LEASE STOP-], I[-VO-].'''\ |
| 308 | '''Eggman:''' Whuh- How did you know my MIDDLE NAME?!\ |
| 309 | '''Robot: I R[-EMEMBER-] E[-VERYTHING-].'''\ |
| 310 | '''Eggman:''' [[LargeHam THREE YEARS! I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR THREE YEARS!]]\ |
| 311 | '''Robot: P[-LEASE STOP-], Y[-OUR MOTHER WILL BE DISAPPOINTED-]'''\ |
| 312 | '''Eggman:''' (screams, starts talking in a Chinese accent) [[LargeHam GET OUT OF MY WAY! EVERYBODY MOVE! GET OUT OF THE WAY! I NEED TO GET THROUGH!]] LEVEL 5! (starts speaking normally again) [[BigNo NO!!!!]] (Alfred mashes buttons on his keyboard) Let me out! Oh, I've gotta get out of here! |
| 313 | ** "It's been seventeen days! I'm still trying to get out of here. (Please stop) OH MY GOD, IF YOU SAY 'PLEASE STOP' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS! GET OUT OF MY WAY! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" |
| 314 | ** Also Eggman's [[IncomingHam actual introduction]]. That is all. |
| 315 | --->'''Man:''' (over intercom) There is a man trying to break into this place. Lock him in so he'll starve. This is the most logical course of action.\ |
| 316 | (The building starts going into lockdown. Suddenly, Eggman busts down the door in his mech)\ |
| 317 | '''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-]] (pauses as his mech starts shooting) Oh baby, I'm gonna blow the walls offa this place! Going UPPPPPPP!!!!! (Eggman's mech jumps down instead as the music cuts off, causing everybody to laugh hysterically) |
| 318 | * When Eggman releases Shadow: |
| 319 | -->'''Eggman:''' (breathes heavily. Alfred's voice gets close to the microphone) '''Level 7'''. The luckiest number. (chuckling and speaking gibberish) Is that a module? [[StatingtheObvious The door opened.]] I can finally leave! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie. (Eggman walks over to a computer terminal) Ohh, I can't wait to see her beautiful face. Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics. Hmm, hmm, forget my password account. (The dubbers start chuckling in the background) Don't wanna log into the NSFW one, hmm....Let me just...E..G..G.. Ah, that didn't work. Shit! Now I'll have to log in with my diamond. (holds up the white Chaos Emerald) Well, emerald, but it looks like a diamond. (the other dubbers start laughing in the background again) I see how it is. Alright, unlocking secret account. 5...4...3...2 (buzzer) [[SuddenlyShouting I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK!]] That's okay though, 'cause the secret is unlocking. (oohs and ahhs as Shadow's pod being opened. When Shadow's pod is opened he starts chuckling)\ |
| 320 | '''Shadow:''' And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from-uh, Robotnik's Twitter account. I'm Hot Topic.\ |
| 321 | '''Eggman:''' Who is this red-striped mohawk-Why you got hot sauce on yo' head, cuz? What's wrong?\ |
| 322 | '''Shadow:''' I put hot sauce on everything, [[NutritionalNightmare from Twinkies to milk]]! It's what I ''do''... as the Ultimate Lifeform!\ |
| 323 | '''Eggman:''' Well, honey, your mascara's on fleek, we gotta get the fuck outta here though 'cause, uh, the building's going to explode. (notices Shadow's rocket boots) Red stripes?! Jet boots?! Oh my god!\ |
| 324 | '''Shadow:''' Don't worry I can fly. [[MediumAwareness This won't be brought up again.]] |
| 325 | ** The battle between Shadow and a robot during the escape. |
| 326 | --->'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' I heard that you like the hot sauce. I'm going to blast you out of this dimension.\ |
| 327 | '''Shadow:''' Well I'll eat you right up, baby. (slurping)\ |
| 328 | '''B-3x Hot Shot:''' I am the red hot sauce, there's no-one who's allowed to eat me. I'm going to have to destroy you immediately, unless you give me the password and your social security number.\ |
| 329 | '''Shadow:''' The password is "eat my asshole".\ |
| 330 | '''B-3x Hot Shot:''' Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord....\ |
| 331 | '''Shadow:''' And my social security is [[Lol69 69]]. |
| 332 | ** Then, after Shadow defeats the robot. |
| 333 | --->'''Eggman:''' Wow! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I'm gonna have to use that to get into you social security accooouunt!]] (starts speaking rapidly) Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the Earth together, [[EvilLaugh ho ha ha!]] [[BlatantLies You can stand by me, Dr. Eggman]], [[NonSequitur even though my BODY used to be a regular shape.]]\ |
| 334 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat. Lol. Get rekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.\ |
| 335 | '''Eggman:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE!]] (Shadow walks away) SHADOW! Come back here right now! Shadow! What the FUCK?! (cut to black as the cast bursts into a fit of laughter.) |
| 336 | * Eggman enters his pyramid lair and logs into his Website/{{Twitter|X}} [[InsistentTerminology Dot Com]] account to find out what his wife Martha was posting while he was gone... |
| 337 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like [[Franchise/DespicableMe Gru]] except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) Eggru. Oo-wah! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\ |
| 338 | '''Computer Voice:''' Welcome to Twitter [[InsistentTerminology Dot Com]].\ |
| 339 | '''Eggman:''' Martha, what have you been tweeting about..... [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE FUCK!?]] IS THAT SHADOW'S DICK!?!?\ |
| 340 | '''Shadow:''' [''on-screen''] [[IBangedYourMom I fucked your wife!]]\ |
| 341 | '''Eggman:''' [[BigWhat WHATTT!!!!]]\ |
| 342 | '''Shadow:''' [''on-screen''] Now if you'll excuse me, I've got more ladies to go bed with. Isn't that right, Doctor Ivo Robotnik?\ |
| 343 | '''Eggman:''' WHAT IN THE SAM HELL IS THIS?! |
| 344 | * Shadow and Sonic first meeting in the Dark Story dub: |
| 345 | -->'''Shadow:''' Finally, I have the weed crystal. The weed diamond. The weed-\ |
| 346 | '''Sonic:''' Hey! Gimme that! That looks really scrumptious!\ |
| 347 | [extended beat]\ |
| 348 | '''Shadow:''' [[LittleNo No.]] |
| 349 | ** The "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Za Warudo]]" joke from the first dub goes in a different direction this time: |
| 350 | --->'''Shadow:''' ''ZA WARUDO!'' |
| 351 | --->''(Shadow starts [[DullSurprise screaming in monotone]] until he warps away)'' |
| 352 | --->'''Sonic:''' Huh? Za Warudo? [[LameComeback More like Za Waru-]]''[[LameComeback dumb]]''! This guy's a real knucklehead... unlike my friend Knuckles! |
| 353 | --->'''Shadow:''' I'm here to show you what [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Ninten-can-do]]... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} and what Za War-DON'T]]! ''(warps away again)'' |
| 354 | --->'''Sonic:''' [[LampshadeHanging That doesn't even make any sense.]] |
| 355 | * As Eggman sits on an elevator while Rouge logs into his Twitter account: |
| 356 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[Music/TearsForFears All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn-out Eggmans, worn-out Eggmaaans... Bright and-]] [[SuddenlyShouting I'M BACK IN]] [[OhNoNotAgain THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!]] OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK!!!\ |
| 357 | '''Robot: P[-LEASE STOP-]- O[-UCH-].'''\ |
| 358 | '''Eggman:''' [As the scene fades out] OOOOH NO, THEY ''KNOW!'' NOT AGAIN...! |
| 359 | * "I'm going to kill you... ''[{{beat}}]'' ...[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and]] ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill then]]'' [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill kill you again]]!" |
| 360 | ** And before that: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE! |
| 361 | * When Shadow threatens to delete Eggman's Twitter account and Eggman finds out Rouge ''also'' fucked his wife. The extended version from the [=BTDubs=] episode being especially hilarious: |
| 362 | -->'''Shadow:''' Well, I've learned so much from his Twitter. I guess there is one thing to do.\ |
| 363 | '''Eggman:''' (enters in his mech) '''''I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!'''''\ |
| 364 | '''Shadow:''' And I did anyway. What'cha gonna do, binch? As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one is the one that makes me go away from yo bitch ass.\ |
| 365 | '''Eggman:''' I'm going to kill you. (small silence) [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill And then kill you again!]]\ |
| 366 | '''Shadow:''' Anyway, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put it [[LargeHam RIGHT IN THERE!]] (Shadow throws the Emerald into the Eclipse Cannon)\ |
| 367 | '''Computer:''' D[-RAMA DETECTED-]! B[-LOCKING ACCOUNT-]!\ |
| 368 | '''Eggman:''' My follower base!\ |
| 369 | '''Shadow:''' [[TakeThat And yet they still can't figure out how to get Nazis off their site.]]\ |
| 370 | '''Eggman:''' You son of a bitch! I'm going to log into your Twitter and I'm gonna tell everyone what you said!\ |
| 371 | '''Shadow:''' Go ahead, [[BadassBoast I have 50 alternate accounts. I'll tweet all of them out.]]\ |
| 372 | '''Eggman:''' [[TranquilFury Shadow, you son of a bitch, you deleted my account. You know what this means, Now, I'll have to go-]]\ |
| 373 | '''Shadow:''' My finger's right on top of the delete button, Eggman. [[IShallTauntYou What are you gonna do to stop me? With your long toothpick legs?]] Look at my eyes, Eggman. Do I look a guy to fuck around with-\ |
| 374 | '''Eggman:''' [[EvilLaugh Hehehahahahahaha...]] [[YouFool You fool]]. I have '''''[[MundaneMadeAwesome SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!]]'''''\ |
| 375 | '''Shadow:''' Oh.\ |
| 376 | '''Eggman:''' [[LargeHam YOU IDIOT! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!]]\ |
| 377 | '''Shadow:''' Are you referring to [=@eggfucker1=], [=@eggfucker2=], [=@eggfucker3=]...\ |
| 378 | '''Rouge:''' Hey bitches, what's up? Eggman, I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks man.\ |
| 379 | '''Eggman:''' I told you, I have alternatives!\ |
| 380 | '''Rouge:''' Anyway, I also saw that this guy over here fucked your wife. That sucks a lot, dude. You must be pretty shaken up about that.\ |
| 381 | '''Eggman:''' How do you think I feel about being '''''cucked'' by a HEDGEHOG'''?\ |
| 382 | '''Rouge:''' Well, it might upset you to know that I ''also'' fucked your wife. ''[pulls out Chaos Emerald]''\ |
| 383 | '''Eggman:''' What, [[BigWhat WHAT!]]\ |
| 384 | '''Rouge:''' And I got this from her-\ |
| 385 | '''Eggman:''' AND SHE HAD A ''DIAMOND'' IN HER ''VAGINA''?!\ |
| 386 | '''Shadow:''' Good job.\ |
| 387 | '''Eggman:''' I'm so sick!\ |
| 388 | '''Rouge:''' Alright, peace out motherfuckers. |
| 389 | * We cut ''immediately'' to the three of them in a jungle. |
| 390 | -->'''Eggman:''' Alright, since Team Fur Affinity fucked my wife, I'm gonna have to have both of you be a part of my team. [[MediumAwareness WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN?!]]\ |
| 391 | '''Rouge:''' Alright, as long as I get my weed back, I don't really care.\ |
| 392 | '''Shadow:''' I don't have a character motive.\ |
| 393 | '''Eggman:''' Listen, we're going to explore this island, you're going to find Sonic! He has all of the weed that you need! The ganja, that Mary Jane. ''Marij Jamij!'' All in his pockets! He is your local drug dealer, and I'm going to BLOW UP THE ISLAND. Now go look for Sonic. And hurry up, you fucking... ''cuckhogs.'' |
| 394 | ** Later, when Eggman is on the phone with Shadow to check his progress, we get yet another gem: |
| 395 | --->'''Eggman''' [[LargeHam Shadow! Have you found that goddamn blue marbo motherfucking son of a bitch yet?!]] |
| 396 | * This: |
| 397 | -->'''Eggman:''' Oh hey Amy, what are you doing here? [[LargeHam GET OUT OF HERE, YOU THOTASS BITCH! YOU STILL OWE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS!]] Anyway, we need to go. |
| 398 | * Shadow, while looking for Sonic on the island, suddenly gets a memory of Maria. What does he say afterwards? |
| 399 | -->'''Shadow:''' Rouge, what if you had, like, human hair? Would that be weird?\ |
| 400 | '''Rouge:''' Probably.\ |
| 401 | '''Shadow:''' Alright, cool, bye. [''runs off-screen''] |
| 402 | * Shadow and Sonic's rumble in the jungle: |
| 403 | -->'''Sonic:''' So you've been looking for me, huh?\ |
| 404 | '''Shadow:''' Yes, I've been looking to stick my quills right into you, just like a (''[[UnsoundEffect quill sticking noise]]'') situation-\ |
| 405 | '''Sonic:''' Please, ''please'' [[AccidentalInnuendo rephrase]]-\ |
| 406 | '''Shadow:''' No, right there in-\ |
| 407 | '''Sonic:''' Please rephrase, I'm begging - ow, you killed me.\ |
| 408 | '''Shadow:''' -directly in. Now perish. There was penetration, Sonic. |
| 409 | * Now that Alfred knows what's going to happen to the island for the Dark Story: |
| 410 | -->'''Alfred:''' [''in tune with the explosions''] [[SoundtrackDissonance THERE GOES HAWAII, THERE THE-THERE GOES HAWAII,]] [[RefugeInAudacity OH THERE GOES HAWAII, THE ISLAND IS GONE,]] [[KilledMidSentence THERE GOES HAWAI-]] |
| 411 | * The advent of Shadow's piss fixation. |
| 412 | -->(''flashback to Shadow and Maria looking out the station's window at the Earth'')\ |
| 413 | '''Maria:''' Doesn't it look wonderful, Shadow?\ |
| 414 | '''Shadow:''' ...I wanna pee on it. I just... wanna piss on it. Find a rock, get it nice and, you know - (''pissing sounds'') You feel me, Maria? You get where I'm coming from, right? It's like I'm... marking territory. It belongs to ME. When ''I'' do that. A sign of power, if you will.\ |
| 415 | [[[FunWithSubtitles Penny]] [[{{Corpsing}} losing it in the BG]]]\ |
| 416 | '''Shadow:''' I'm gonna pee in a Hot Topic, Maria. It will be mine, and I will own it.\ |
| 417 | (''flashback ends with Shadow and Rouge at the same window'')\ |
| 418 | '''Shadow:''' Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Rouge.\ |
| 419 | '''Rouge:''' You still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?\ |
| 420 | '''Shadow:''' Yes, Rouge. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.\ |
| 421 | '''Rouge:''' Listen, I'll take you to a Hot Topic.\ |
| 422 | '''Shadow:''' Finally... a place to release myself.\ |
| 423 | '''Rouge:''' I know you've been holding it for so long--\ |
| 424 | '''Eggman:''' (''entering'') [[IncomingHam What are you two FUCKING talking about?!]]\ |
| 425 | '''Rouge:''' Fucking your wife again. And peeing in a Hot Topic, because, you know, what else do you do on a Saturday night?\ |
| 426 | '''Shadow:''' (''striding past'') I peed on your wife, Robotnik. [[InsaneTrollLogic She's mine now. That's the law.]]\ |
| 427 | '''Eggman:''' What the-- what the actual SHIT?! ''WHAT?!'' |
| 428 | * Which [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMC0uZY2iH0&t=12m59s leads to]] [[SignatureScene the most famous moment]] [[MemeticMutation in RTFD history]]. It gets so ridiculous that, for once, the crew ends up laughing so hard that they have to pause the video to catch their breaths, then stop recording temporarily just to save that particular moment. Big props to Alfred for not {{corpsing}} either. |
| 429 | -->'''Eggman:''' (''on screen'') I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out--\ |
| 430 | '''[[HarmfulToMinors Child]]:''' ''(gripping her mother's hand as Eggman rants)'' Mommy?\ |
| 431 | '''Eggman:''' --and he pissed on my ''fucking'' wife, and he said his dick was ''(imitating Shadow)'' "'''[[BiggerIsBetterInBed tHIS]]''' '''''[[BiggerIsBetterInBed bIG]]'''''" ''(regular voice)'' and I said "That's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my [[InsistentTerminology Twitter Dot Com]]: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got [[TeenyWeenie a small dick]]. It's the size of this walnut, [[{{Dissimile}} except WAY smaller.]] And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. '''''[[UnsoundEffect BWOOOOOOOOSH!]]''''' That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows -- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!! That's right, this is what you get, my [[ChewingTheScenery SUPER LASER PISS!]]... Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. ''I'm gonna go higher.'' '''I'm pissing on the''' '''''[[DetonationMoon MOOOOOOON!]]''''' How do you like that, [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama OBAMA]]?! '''I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU ''IDIOT!''''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' You have twenty-three hours before the piss [[TrrrillingRrrs drrropllllets]] hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! |
| 432 | * [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Not that he remembers the next morning.]] This also leads to quite possibly Eggman's most bizarre series of ramblings in the whole fandub: |
| 433 | -->'''Eggman:''' Uh, ugh, what the fuck happened last night?\ |
| 434 | '''Shadow:''' You pissed on the moon.\ |
| 435 | '''Eggman:''' What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon.\ |
| 436 | '''Shadow:''' When you pissed on the moon-look at the moon. It's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.\ |
| 437 | '''Eggman:''' I did nothing! I woke up and-\ |
| 438 | '''Rouge:''' You did, you pissed on it.\ |
| 439 | '''Shadow:''' Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.\ |
| 440 | '''Rouge:''' Yeah, you pissed on it, and you cursed out Obama. It was, like, really bizarre.\ |
| 441 | '''Eggman:''' Obama is a... strong figure to the... America- I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log onto my Twitter.\ |
| 442 | '''Rogue:''' Uh, it's right here in the news. (holds up a newspaper) They-\ |
| 443 | '''Eggman:''' What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed? Why does he have the WEED? Why is my body doing this thing? I'm like a puppet on a string! EUUUUUUUGH! You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then I rrrrrrrrrrugh pull it out again, and I look at you and I'm like ''ooooohh.'' Okay, I'm loggin' on to Twitter, I'm gonna like, uh, Imma see what's up, okay, everybody shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! '''SHUT UP!'''\ |
| 444 | '''Rouge:''' None of us were talking, Robotnik.\ |
| 445 | '''Shadow:''' I can't believe he came to his intervention drunk. |
| 446 | * Shadow and Rouge both call Sonic on the "[[BuffySpeak evil phone line]]". Eggman is not pleased. |
| 447 | -->'''Eggman:''' WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE ''VILLAIN LI-'' |
| 448 | * "WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?" |
| 449 | ** The ensuing conservation is also hilarious. |
| 450 | --->'''Eggman''' Oh no! Oh no! They put it all the way on the fuckin' islands. Now everyone's gonna know about my secret egg dick! (Shadow begins to walk away) Where do you think you're going, cucker?!\ |
| 451 | '''Shadow:''' I don't talk to people who's dicks are less than 3 inches.\ |
| 452 | '''Eggman:''' Listen to me, motherfucker, [[FreudianSlip I know about yours because I creat-I mean]]... Listen, we don't need to talk about my dick like that. Listen, I take pride in my egg-shaped dick, okay? (hops into his mech) Now, I'm gonna go leave because my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. Please behave yourself. |
| 453 | * This exchange between Eggman and Amy: |
| 454 | -->'''Amy:''' Where am I? Wait, why am I in a ship ''[Eggman pulls out a gun]'' OH!\ |
| 455 | '''Eggman:''' Bitch, you are gonna get in this car, or I'm poppin' between ya eyes.\ |
| 456 | '''Amy:''' Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!\ |
| 457 | '''Eggman:''' OH, GOD [[CurseCutShort DA-]] |
| 458 | * Apropos of nothing: |
| 459 | -->'''Shadow:''' Maria...\ |
| 460 | (''[[StuffBlowingUp explosion]]'')\ |
| 461 | '''Everyone:''' (''laughs for fourteen seconds straight'') |
| 462 | * Shadow explains to Rouge [[ItMakesSenseInContext what Eggman's dick looks like]] - "like every ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' block at once." Cue him getting a phone call... |
| 463 | -->'''Shadow:''' Wait, hold on... is that Eggman-\ |
| 464 | '''Eggman:''' '''''[[BerserkButton HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING DICK AGAIN!?]]'' OH MY GOD! WHEN I SEE YOU, ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat IT'S ON SIGHT!]]'' IT IS ON SI-'''\ |
| 465 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah, piss off. [''hangs up''] Anyway... begone, thot.\ |
| 466 | '''Rouge:''' Hey, that's not how you're supposed to talk to a friend! I thought we were FRIENDS, Shadow!\ |
| 467 | '''Shadow:''' Maybe friends with benefits.\ |
| 468 | '''Rouge:''' Really?\ |
| 469 | '''Shadow:''' No. You got a... gross bat face.\ |
| 470 | '''Rouge, amidst the raucous {{corpsing}}:''' ''What the fuck, you Hot Topic hot sauce motherfucker?! Why would you even SAY anything?!''\ |
| 471 | '''Shadow:''' [[NonAnswer There's nothing hotter than hot sauce, Rouge.]] |
| 472 | ** This comes up again during Shadow's fight with Sonic. [[CasualDangerDialogue They spend the whole battle talking about it.]] |
| 473 | --->'''Sonic:''' So if I were to [[GroinAttack put it in a blender]], would that like-\ |
| 474 | '''Shadow:''' Yes, that's right, it would still look exactly the same. [[AlienGeometries It defies nature like that.]]\ |
| 475 | '''Sonic:''' Oh my god, that's- that's Lovecraftian!\ |
| 476 | '''Shadow:''' [''as he lands the final blow''] Indeed. Also, perish.\ |
| 477 | '''Sonic:''' [''flatly''] Okay. |
| 478 | * The announcement from Gerald ([[RelatedDifferentlyInTheAdaptation who is portrayed as Eggman's father instead of his grandfather like in canon]]) explaining his plan to destroy all of the Sonic cast for leaking his son's nudes, and then Eggman's [[IncomingHam entrance to the scene.]] |
| 479 | -->'''Gerald:''' It seems... that as all come today... that I... must... destroy you all...[[DisproportionateRetribution for leaking my son's nudes.]] I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time... for you all... to see...the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed... and as you see my son's tetris dick...I will make sure... that every waking moment... until the very last...is the last thing that you will ever breathe.\ |
| 480 | '''Knuckles:''' Whoa! [[TheStoner But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!]]\ |
| 481 | '''Eggman:''' [[IncomingHam YOU DONE DID IT NOW.]] I'm so sick. My father's here-\ |
| 482 | '''Knuckles:''' I'm so sick of fuckin' your wife! She's a tired old hag! Wait. Where am I?\ |
| 483 | '''Sonic:''' Eggman... We can make amends-\ |
| 484 | '''Eggman:''' What the fuck, shut the fuck up! Shut the FUCK up! Everybody's fucked my wife!\ |
| 485 | '''Sonic:''' Yeah, but we can fix it, I promise. Just join us!\ |
| 486 | '''Eggman:''' NO. I'm divorcing her ass, I'm throwing your ass in the garbage, I'm throwing ALL your asses in the garbage. I'm taking your [=CD=]s and weed! |
| 487 | * Eggman's [[VillainousBreakdown drunken rant about his wife]] where he somehow manages to add TrrrillingRrrs to a word that ''doesn't have any Rs.'' |
| 488 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[{{Angrish}} She fucking- he fuckin'- she-]] they fucked my wife! The animals fucked my wife! And then everybody fucking left because the fucking ship was gonna be destroyed! She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that [[AwfulWeddedLife I would be able to finally fuck her]]. BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Because she decided to become a ''furry fucker'', and fucked the whole Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow team! Which didn't even fuckin' matter since it went into a new ark, [[ReallyGetsAround AND THEN SHE FUCKED]] ''(gets close to the microphone)'' '''''[[ExtremeOmnisexual THE WORLD]].''''' The world was her next target, because her [[UnusualEuphemism jussy]] was '''NOT EVEN PLEASED ENOUGH''', SO SHE HAD TO ''HO HERSELF OUT'' AND BE THE BIGGEST [[TrrrillingRrrs THRRRRROT]] THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis The world. Is going to be destroyed. Right now!]] I'm logging off. |
| 489 | * Right afterwards, Eggman's severe SanitySlippage continues. |
| 490 | -->'''Rouge:''' You shouldn't talk about your wife that way.\ |
| 491 | '''Eggman:''' I don't give a flyin' fuck! That bitch can fuck off, I divorced her ass three hours ago! I'm so sick, [[ActionFigureSpeech my body's doing]] ''[[ActionFigureSpeech things]]''[[ActionFigureSpeech -that thing!]] And you over there?! Shut up! And you?! [[{{Squick}} Take off my pants!]] You wanna see [[BodyHorror some... weird shit]]?!\ |
| 492 | '''Tails:''' Eggman, you need to calm down!\ |
| 493 | '''Eggman:''' I AM- I'MMMMM- I'M TIRED OF BEIN' CALM ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! AND YOU! You. ''(gets progressively closer to the microphone)'' '''YOU. ''YOU. I'M SO SICK OF YOU.'''''\ |
| 494 | '''Rouge:''' It looks like we won, everybody. We... broke him, finally.\ |
| 495 | '''Knuckles:''' Alright! Do we get to have a big furry orgy now?\ |
| 496 | '''Sonic:''' Okay, everybody... Let's stop talking about his dick, okay. It looks like all Tetris pieces at once. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Thumbs up!]] |
| 497 | * This entire bit with Amy and Shadow. |
| 498 | -->'''Amy:''' I feel like there's a pervert here! Nope, no. (Big the Cat randomly runs past her) Wait, I knew it! ''I'm'' the pervert! Hooray! (walks up to Shadow) Hey Shadow, whatcha thinkin' about? Thinkin' 'bout peeing on the world? Thinkin' 'bout-\ |
| 499 | '''Shadow:''' More than anything that I've ever thought about in my entire life. Just imagine it. Warm liquids.\ |
| 500 | '''Amy:''' Well, I have a story for you! When I was little, I used to wet the bed. [[BaitAndSwitch But that didn't mean it was my bed, 'cause I was a renter.]] [[AdorablyPrecociousChild I started renting my first apartment when I was six years old, 'cause I'm a self-sufficient woman,]] and my mom kicked me out for being far too obnoxious. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext And that is why I am the true owner of the world!]] That's right, all that you see before you? [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Everything the piss touches? That is your kingdom! And you my son shall go forth and inherit it!]] |
| 501 | * "To make a long fuckin' story short, [[CallBack I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass!]]" |
| 502 | * Alfred also accidentally makes the correct assumption about the Biolizard, causing him to stop dead when told so. |
| 503 | -->'''Eggman:''' You shall revel in nothing but destruction. Shadow could've been a true beast -- and NOW YOU SHALL DIE!\ |
| 504 | ''(the screen cuts to black)''\ |
| 505 | '''Ryan:''' That's actually the story.\ |
| 506 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 507 | '''Alfred:''' ''(genuinely surprised)'' ...is it? |
| 508 | * Shadow's [[RunningGag obsession with pissing on things]] becomes this once his voice actor realizes its logical conclusion. |
| 509 | -->'''Ryan:''' You know what's funny about this?\ |
| 510 | '''All:''' What?\ |
| 511 | '''Ryan:''' [[GoldenSuperMode Super Sonic.]]\ |
| 512 | '''Penny:''' [[OhCrap No.]] [[NoJustNoReaction Stop.]]\ |
| 513 | '''Ryan:''' [[EvilLaugh (an absolute chortle)]] |
| 514 | * EVERYTHING in Shadow's battle with [[ColdHam the Biolizard]]: |
| 515 | -->'''Biolizard:''' I'M GOING TO VORE YOU IN MY MOUTH.\ |
| 516 | '''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm not int-\ |
| 517 | '''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE, BROTHER.\ |
| 518 | '''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns.\ |
| 519 | '''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKE CHERRIES.\ |
| 520 | '''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries, brother.\ |
| 521 | '''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MY MAAAAAW.\ |
| 522 | '''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind on you.\ |
| 523 | '''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]] [[LargeHam MY BUTTON!]] AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH\ |
| 524 | '''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting going on.\ |
| 525 | '''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! Brother! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [[NonSequitur I gave birth.]]\ |
| 526 | '''Shadow:''' Well, time to use these bowels to get up there.\ |
| 527 | '''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- ([[Franchise/StarWars Wookie Noise]])\ |
| 528 | '''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of... |
| 529 | * Which leads to... |
| 530 | -->'''Shadow:''' Sonic, do you like getting peed on?\ |
| 531 | '''Sonic:''' Yes I do!\ |
| 532 | '''Shadow:''' Do I have good news for you!\ |
| 533 | ''[Both of them turn into their GoldenSuperMode.]''\ |
| 534 | '''Sonic:''' Woah, Shadow! You're dehydrated, buddy!\ |
| 535 | '''Shadow:''' A little bit.\ |
| 536 | '''Sonic:''' What have you been drinking?\ |
| 537 | ''[{{Beat}}; music stops]''\ |
| 538 | ''[cast laughs for a split-second]'' |
| 539 | * The Biolizard has an... interesting choice for its last words: |
| 540 | -->'''Biolizard:''' (''[[ItMakesSenseInContext in Eggman's voice]]'') I have a question for both of you...\ |
| 541 | '''Sonic:''' What's up? \ |
| 542 | '''Biolizard:''' If I gave Shadow... fifteen apples... [''beat''] ...and then Amy gave Shadow ''sixteeeeen''... and Tails took away three... my question is... [[BaitAndSwitch what's the total mass of the Sun]]?\ |
| 543 | '''Shadow:''' As Obama told me, it's ''three!'' [''lands the final blow'']\ |
| 544 | '''Biolizard:''' YOU FIGURED IT [=OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut=]...!\ |
| 545 | '''Sonic:''' Why does it sound like he's getting farther away?\ |
| 546 | ''(The sceen fades to black)''\ |
| 547 | '''Penny:''' This is stupid\ |
| 548 | '''Ryan:''' This ''is'' stupid. |
| 549 | * The prologue to Sonic's and Shadow's BossBattle in the Hero Story. |
| 550 | -->'''PA:''' W-W-W-W-W-Welcome to the Fun La[[{{Corpsing}} nd!]]\ |
| 551 | '''Sonic:''' What the? I'm here again? It's like a dream!\ |
| 552 | '''[[ColdHam Shadow]]:''' [[IncomingHam Welcome to Fun Land, Sonic]]. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.\ |
| 553 | '''Sonic:''' Oh, hey! I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets?\ |
| 554 | '''Shadow:''' No. But we do have shoes. And they let us run really, really fast.\ |
| 555 | '''Sonic:''' Okay. How fast do you wanna run? Two fast? Three fast? Twelve fast.\ |
| 556 | '''Shadow:''' That's not grammatically correct, you insolent fucko. (We cut to later. Sonic and Shadow are running together) And so then I told Eggman, "I swear, it looks like all of them at once, you big Gru-looking bitch."\ |
| 557 | '''Sonic:''' Oh my God, really? Are you telling- that's, that's the truth? It really.. every single one of them at once?\ |
| 558 | '''Shadow:''' It's true.\ |
| 559 | '''Sonic:''' So if I were to put it in a blender... Would that like...\ |
| 560 | '''Shadow:''' Yes, that's right. It would still look exactly the same. It defies nature like that.\ |
| 561 | '''Sonic:''' Oh my god. that's... that's Lovecraftian!\ |
| 562 | '''Shadow:''' Also, perish.\ |
| 563 | '''Sonic:''' Okay. |
| 564 | * Shadow's sacrifice: |
| 565 | -->'''Shadow:''' This is incredibly dumb.\ |
| 566 | '''Sonic:''' We have to do it together!\ |
| 567 | '''Shadow:''' Let's blow up the moon.\ |
| 568 | '''Sonic:''' Let's blow it up!\ |
| 569 | '''Shadow:''' Wait, hold on...\ |
| 570 | '''Sonic:''' Wait, [[ShoutOut that's no moon, that's a space station.]]\ |
| 571 | '''Shadow:''' Nice reference. I also love Franchise/StarTrek. Well, good thing all of Sonic's friends were on that ship. Bye.\ |
| 572 | '''Sonic:''' Yep! See ya!\ |
| 573 | '''Shadow:''' I'm dead for real, I promise... |
| 574 | * The epilogue. All of it. |
| 575 | -->'''Sonic:''' Shadow didn't deserve to die for his piss.\ |
| 576 | '''Amy:''' Yeah, he did.\ |
| 577 | '''Sonic:''' But here we are...\ |
| 578 | '''Rouge:''' Are you sure about that?\ |
| 579 | '''Sonic:''' All of you are responsible... He was a good man, with a good heart...\ |
| 580 | (The credits to Sonic Adventure 2 start rolling. Sonic hands Rouge a thick orange ring.)\ |
| 581 | '''Sonic:''' Take this ring in remembrance of him.\ |
| 582 | '''Rouge:''' I'm gonna eat it.\ |
| 583 | '''Sonic:''' Please d- I mean you can eat it if you want, but I guarantee that that's... not gonna be... (beat) partake of the ring.\ |
| 584 | '''Rouge:''' Thank you, Hedgehog Jesus.\ |
| 585 | '''Sonic:''' Hey, wait a minute. (beat) Doesn't that mean he's gonna come back to life at some point?\ |
| 586 | '''Eggman:''' Aw, that piss-lovin' son of a bitch, I'll miss him. (speech becomes slurred) Aw, Tails, hand me another drink.\ |
| 587 | '''Tails:''' I think you need... a therapist, and not a bottle.\ |
| 588 | '''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox Naruto-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!\ |
| 589 | '''Tails:''' God, I wish that were me.\ |
| 590 | '''Knuckles''' Now that all this piss and scaly porn's goin' on, you wanna... I don't know...\ |
| 591 | '''Rouge''' What?\ |
| 592 | '''Knuckles''' Get... get high or somethin'... behind a Denny's-\ |
| 593 | '''Rouge''' Oh, fu-, I thought you'd never ask.\ |
| 594 | (Alfred laughs out of character, while Knuckles reads from the Music and Lyrics credits.)\ |
| 595 | '''Knuckles''' Yeah... Fumie Kumatani, he knows what's up.\ |
| 596 | '''Eggman''' (slurred) Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I gotta... tell you something.\ |
| 597 | '''Knuckles''' What?\ |
| 598 | '''Sonic''' Eggman... stop, okay. (Amy starts interrupting Sonic while he tries to finish his sentence.) You've been broken ever since you spent three years in that building.\ |
| 599 | '''Amy:''' Sonic. Sonic! Sonic, can I-\ |
| 600 | '''Sonic:''' What?\ |
| 601 | '''Amy:''' Sonic. Can I jump on that-\ |
| 602 | '''Sonic:''' What?\ |
| 603 | '''Amy:''' Can I jump on that (extended sound) D......?\ |
| 604 | '''Sonic:''' No.\ |
| 605 | (Amy takes note of a rendering glitch in the nearby window and says her line quickly before leaving. Sonic shortly follows suit and we cut to him at the door.)\ |
| 606 | '''Sonic:''' You can't, okay.\ |
| 607 | '''Amy:''' My shoes... my shoes in my reflection are opaque, bye.\ |
| 608 | '''Sonic:''' Okay. I don't know what that means but that's fine. Alright, everybody, I'm gonna bounce. I'm gonna go to Chipotle, I'll see you all later! Uh, if-\ |
| 609 | '''Eggman:''' (slurred) Bring me back a burrito.\ |
| 610 | '''Sonic:''' Nope. If you want something, go get it yourself, buddy.\ |
| 611 | (Cut to a shot of the Space Colony ARK over the Earth.)\ |
| 612 | '''Eggman:''' [[SayMyName SONIIIIiiiiic!]] (Eggman's voice fades to an echo as the episode ends.) |
| 613 | |
| 614 | [[AC:[=BTDubs=] Material]] |
| 615 | * As a warmup, the gang does a dub of two ''WebVideo/RhettAndLink'' videos. |
| 616 | ** Alfred shines as always. |
| 617 | --->'''Food Explaining Guy:''' Please add the cocaine to the-\ |
| 618 | ''(Link pours the bowl of cocaine into the mixer)''\ |
| 619 | '''Food Explaining Guy:''' Not the whole thing, I wanted it in the cup! |
| 620 | ** "I'm not understanding any of this, but here's a ''gloogh''." |
| 621 | ** Rhett (Penny) describing the smell and taste of various food items like "my mom on a Saturday night." |
| 622 | ** Rhett and Link gargling alcoholic beverages is interpreted as singing and strangled screaming respectively. |
| 623 | ** The piss jokes started early. |
| 624 | --->'''Food Explaining Guy:''' I- Yes, that's piss, we're gonna put the gook in the piss. So that way you get a nice, strong-\ |
| 625 | '''Rhett:''' So you get a nice, pissy flavor, I get it. So if we were to all drink piss, does that make you, or me?\ |
| 626 | '''Food Explaining Guy:''' It makes us both avid piss-drinkers. |
| 627 | ** The outro to the first video is very abrupt. |
| 628 | --->'''Food Explaining Guy:''' Can I ask you, um...\ |
| 629 | '''Rhett:''' [[BluntYes No.]] Make sure to like, comment and subscr- ''([[{{Corpsing}} corpses]])'' |
| 630 | ** "This is a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Big Macintosh]]." |
| 631 | ** Food Explaining Guy has a spork tattoo. |
| 632 | --->'''Food Explaining Guy:''' Does that make me random?\ |
| 633 | '''Rhett:''' Dude, that is so random. I love - and it makes me laugh... like XD-laugh, y'know? |
| 634 | ** Wagyu steak. |
| 635 | --->'''Food Explaining Guy:''' Named after the dogs. Because... Wagyu tail.\ |
| 636 | '''Rhett:''' WHAT?! |
| 637 | ** After Link pours alcoholic beverages all over Rhett's hands, Food Explaining Guy reaches off-screen for a paper towel... then sets down a jar of pickles. |
| 638 | ** "Don't worry, this one literally has gold on it, so you WILL die if you eat it." |
| 639 | * Ryan singing the Pumpkin Hill theme in every gameplay segment, to the point of annoying the other cast members. |
| 640 | * After being told not to speak witch, Knuckles ignores it and completes part of the KlaatuBaradaNikto incantation, summoning King Boom Boo... Who turns out to be [[CampGay a little too friendly]] to be evil. |
| 641 | * Eggman, meanwhile, summons the Egg Golem, who sounds like WebVideo/{{Critikal}}. Just before that, Alfred's introduction of the boss is, before he hams it up with [[EvilLaugh villainous laughter]], is pretty funny: |
| 642 | -->'''Eggman:''' Everything will be mine! ''[Egg Golem hand reaches for the platform]'' Hahahahahaha! Now let me give you... ''[[VisualPun A hand!]]'' ''[Alfred starts ChewingTheScenery]'' |
| 643 | * In the Eternal Engine level, Tails ends up facing off against a machine, which goes as well for the bad guys as one would expect. This leads to a standout PrecisionFStrike: |
| 644 | -->'''Eggman:''' Robots I need you to... You gotta kill Tails. Just kill Tails. '''What are you doing? Just kill T-'''\ |
| 645 | '''Tails:''' Can't catch me, fucker!\ |
| 646 | '''Eggman:''' JUST KILL HIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? |
| 647 | * As Eggman finally makes his way to the Pyramind Base in his mech, we get another golden line: |
| 648 | -->'''Eggman:''' Now I'm in fucking VideoGame/TempleRun! I've gotta get outta here, dude! Ah shit! |
| 649 | * As it turns out, the "hot sauce" gag ''was BasedOnATrueStory''. A kid in Alfred's school was upset about not having "his topping" on his Twinkie. Alfred assumed he meant a sugary substance or fruit, so he gave him a sugar packet. The kid rejected it, and a jock next to Alfred pointed to the hot sauce. Alfred just said "[[LittleNo No]]." The kid then stated he put hot sauce on ''everything'', even in his ''milk''! |
| 650 | * There's also [[RockyRollCall this gem from Sonic and Shadow]]. |
| 651 | -->'''Sonic:''' Hey, that's-!\ |
| 652 | '''Shadow:''' Hey, that's-!\ |
| 653 | '''Sonic:''' Hey, that's-!\ |
| 654 | '''Shadow:''' Hey, that's-!\ |
| 655 | '''Sonic:''' Hey, that's-!\ |
| 656 | ''(Alfred wheezes)''\ |
| 657 | '''Shadow:''' I found you, faker!\ |
| 658 | '''Sonic:''' Faker?!\ |
| 659 | '''Shadow:''' I think ''I'M'' the fake hedgehog around here!\ |
| 660 | '''Sonic:''' (clearly trying not to laugh) You're not even good enough to be my fake!\ |
| 661 | '''Shadow:''' I'll make you eat those words! |
| 662 | ** What makes it better is that it's more or less a straight up reversal of the infamous cutscene. |
| 663 | * The group laughter after Shadow's reminiscing on Maria right before Sonic's pod blew up went on longer than in the final cut. ''Much'' longer. |
| 664 | -->'''Ryan:''' [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Power Word: Kill]]! |
| 665 | * Alfred somehow sets off half the cast saying "[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Omae wa shinderu]]" while doing [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Roz]] impressions. |
| 666 | -->'''Penny:''' "[[WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard I diagnose you with dead]], Wazowski!" |
| 667 | * In Cannon's Core, Rouge comes across an Artificial Chaos P-1... and mistakes it for [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa]]. |
| 668 | [[/folder]] |
| 669 | |
| 670 | [[folder:Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus]] |
| 671 | * How does this one start off? Bentley telling Sly he's lost his glasses before the two [[SeinfeldianConversation start discussing the International Police headquartering in France]]. |
| 672 | * When Sly finds a document that has a picture of him on it: |
| 673 | -->'''Murray:''' Hey, good job! You found a picture of yourself, you narcissist! |
| 674 | * The Cooper Gang are wanted from the law... and raves. |
| 675 | -->'''Carmelita:''' [[ComicBook/JudgeDredd I am the law...]] and raves. |
| 676 | * Sly explains who he is and where he comes from: |
| 677 | -->'''Sly:''' I'm a furry. Now, I didn't always look like this. I was once a lot smaller. ([[{{Corpsing}} everyone starts laughing]]) [[ItMakesSenseInContext I learned to write from Egyptians, and cowboys, and pirates...]] it was a situation. Latin is my language of choice, [[CanisLatinicus but I just like to make it up by adding "-us" at the end. So I smackus the raccoonus and the lockus open upus, and then I fly aroundus and I have a faceus. Wrapus some guysus upus, then grab some moneyus and then I leaveus a cardus. I readus the bookus, and some bad guysusus came bysus and tried to killsus.]] [[SincerityMode I'm gonna drop the act. This is the most traumatizing experience of my life.]] |
| 678 | * [[RunningGag "I was here."]] |
| 679 | * After Sly breaks into Raleigh's airship, the latter fumbles his speech and asks Sly if he could come through the window again so he could redo it. |
| 680 | ** And after being beaten, Sly tells him that he's dead. Raleigh abdicates [[ForgotICouldFly before remembering that he can swim because he's a frog.]] And a pirate. |
| 681 | --->'''Raleigh:''' That's double swimming! I can swim ''twice!'' |
| 682 | * "Sly, you found my "You're a Bitch" Degree!" |
| 683 | * "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I made Carmelita disappear!]] You're next, VideoGame/SpyFox!" |
| 684 | * "We went to Hollywood, and stole Donald Trump!" ''[three full seconds of deathly silence]'' |
| 685 | * Sly's reaction to Mz. Ruby: |
| 686 | -->'''Sly:''' I read that file again...\ |
| 687 | '''Murray:''' I can't see anything.\ |
| 688 | '''Sly:''' We're on our way to- ''[Mz. Ruby jumps into view]'' HOLY SHIT! |
| 689 | * Sly opening one of the vaults to discover [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Marty McFly's note to Doc Brown.]] The entire crew [[{{Corpsing}} unable to control themselves from laughing]] is gold alone, but what makes it perfect is Sly's reaction at the end. |
| 690 | -->'''Sly:''' What the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck's]] a terrorist? |
| 691 | ** The other letters during Mz. Ruby's level are also worth mentioning, which includes Bowser's letter from ''VideoGame/HotelMario'', the letter from [[Series/SaturdayNightLive the "Dear Sister" skit]], and even a [[AnimateInanimateObject sentient piece of paper]]. |
| 692 | * During the Mz. Ruby fight, she and Sly spend most of it [[CasualDangerDialog casually discussing their favorite Disney movies]]. |
| 693 | -->'''Sly''': See, I'm actually a fan of WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}}.\ |
| 694 | '''Mz. Ruby''': You're a fan of Pocahontas?\ |
| 695 | '''Sly''': Yeah, it's one of the few movies where [[RascallyRaccoon we]] have some actual representation.\ |
| 696 | '''Mz. Ruby''': Uh, yeah, but you do realize it is [[UnfortunateImplications immensely problematic]], right?\ |
| 697 | '''Sly''': Yeeeeah, but not for raccoons, they did a pretty good job. I really love crackers. |
| 698 | * Sly meets Carmelita [[ItMakesSenseInContext after Murray switches bodies with Bentley]] and assumes she's part of it. |
| 699 | -->'''Sly:''' Are you in on this conspiracy, too?\ |
| 700 | '''Carmelita:''' [[MoodWhiplash Everything is a conspiracy. Haven't you ever seen the government?]] |
| 701 | * Then there's her note to him; [[FunWithAcronyms Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo, Yankee, Oscar, Uniform, Sierra, Lima, Yankee.]] |
| 702 | * Everything to do with [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext George Washington and Benjamin Franklin secretly being lesbian lovers, as well as being Sly and Bentley's grandmothers]]. |
| 703 | * This: |
| 704 | -->'''Sly:''' Oh my god, I killed him!\ |
| 705 | '''Murray:''' Yes, but you haven't killed the truth.\ |
| 706 | (Clockwerk rises from the lava)\ |
| 707 | '''Sly:''' Oh my god, the Truth! |
| 708 | * "And that's how I found out that [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Teddy Roosevelt was actually a kinky furry!]]" |
| 709 | [[/folder]] |
| 710 | |
| 711 | [[folder:Marvel's Spider-Man]] |
| 712 | * Peter busts into Kingpin's building to leak his nudes on either MEGA.nz or [=4chan=]. When he finds Kingpin's main office, he sees Fisk struggling to delete them before calmly, but frustratedly, closing the computer down to address him, then walks behind a wall of glass. |
| 713 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' Uh... You gonna kill me with a window, or something? I don't get it.\ |
| 714 | '''Kingpin:''' You know what they say, Spider-Man. To the window, ''[[Music/LilJon to the wall.]]'' [Several support columns in the room open to reveal automated turrets]\ |
| 715 | '''Spider-Man:''' To the ''turret?!'' |
| 716 | * Alfred plays J. Jonah Jameson as {{Tsundere}} for Spider-Man. |
| 717 | -->'''Jameson:''' Why do I even have a radio station to talk about this Spider- I don't even know where he is! I feel like he's listening to me right now! Are you making fun of me, Spider-Man?! Are you making fun of me as I'm making fun of ''you?'' If you can hear me... Please call me back. Please... |
| 718 | * Peter attempts to [[TemptingFate bemoan the inevitable e-mail regarding Spider-Man's suit upgrade.]] What does he get instead? |
| 719 | --> '''Otto Octavius:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Peter, I just got this e-mail]] [[FourOneNineScam from a Nigerian Prince who's gonna give me ten thousand dollars!]] |
| 720 | ** The crazy part? ''The offer was legitimate.'' Peter uses the money to upgrade his suit. |
| 721 | * The Inner Demons' masks are portrayed as sentient beings; they sound like [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Stitch]] and, according to Martin Li, were somehow birthed from a human woman. |
| 722 | -->'''Martin''': Oh, this mask. I remember back in [[RunningGag 1907]], back when this mask was first born, from the... pillowy loins of Rebecca. It was weird; I don't know why that came out of her instead of a baby, but it was super weird.\ |
| 723 | '''Peter''': [''corpsing''] Who is Rebecca?\ |
| 724 | '''Martin''': [[NonAnswer Oh, you know. Rebecca.]] Anyway, so this mask is pretty cool - turns out, if you wear it, you just become a bad dude in general. So don't put on the mask. Just remember [[Creator/JimCarrey Jim]] [[Film/TheMask Carrey]], and also [[Creator/JamieKennedy that one guy]] from ''Film/SonOfTheMask''. They put on the mask, [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing and they were stars of multi-million dollar movies.]] [--I wanna be a star of a multi-million dollar movie...--]\ |
| 725 | '''Peter''': Wait, but it talks, also. Explain that-\ |
| 726 | '''Martin''': It ''what?!'' What the fuck?! That's weird! |
| 727 | * The line immediately before that basically cements Peter's ButtMonkey status. |
| 728 | -->'''Peter''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase Mr. Li, I have an important personal question for you. Okay? I need you to answer.]] |
| 729 | -->'''Martin''': No, okay. What is it. What's the question. |
| 730 | -->'''Peter''': Are you my friend? |
| 731 | -->'''Martin''': [[BrutalHonesty No.]] Now personal question for you-- |
| 732 | * Jefferson Davis essentially gets a split personality due to his voice actor mistaking him for someone else ''twice'': |
| 733 | -->'''Jefferson Davis''': Everyone laughed at the department for three straight hours!\ |
| 734 | [''Camera angle changes'']\ |
| 735 | '''Jefferson Davis''': [''deeper voice''] Yeah, it was the best time ever. We laughed for so long-\ |
| 736 | '''Penny''': That's the same guy.\ |
| 737 | '''Miles''': [''same deep voice''] Oh... [''corpsing''] I didn't know! Did he teleport?\ |
| 738 | '''Penny''': No, I like it, I like this character facet where you change your voice depending on what the camera angle is!\ |
| 739 | [...]\ |
| 740 | '''Spider-Man:''' Hey, give those bazookas back!\ |
| 741 | [''after a brief pause'']\ |
| 742 | '''Jefferson Davis:''' No.\ |
| 743 | '''Spider-Man:''' Wait, Jefferson!? ''You're'' the bazooka stealer?\ |
| 744 | '''Miles:''' Oh, I didn't see my thing on there, sorry-\ |
| 745 | [''the entire cast erupts into laughter'']\ |
| 746 | '''Alfred:''' ''Oh my fucking god!''\ |
| 747 | '''Spider-Man:''' Jefferson, you're having some issues today, buddy!\ |
| 748 | '''Ryan:''' It's always fucking Jefferson, Miles! |
| 749 | * Jefferson Davis' last words are most certainly a message to live by: |
| 750 | -->'''Jefferson Davis:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, hey, robots]]... ''My least favorite color!''\ |
| 751 | '''Suicide Bomber:''' [[SlowNo Noooo...!]] [[LampshadeHanging Robot's not a color!]] |
| 752 | * Penny and Sammi's characterization of Peter and Mary Jane as having broken up because MJ keeps freaking Peter out with her constant rambling about radical doubt that sends him into existential crises. Exemplified by their text conversation, which was edited to better reflect their, eh... dynamic. |
| 753 | -->'''MJ:''' (texting) ''hey'' 🅱️''eter are you safe''\ |
| 754 | '''Peter:''' (aloud; disgusted) Don't... put the fuckin' emoji there... (texting) ''Please stop that''\ |
| 755 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''lmao. how's Li''\ |
| 756 | '''Peter:''' (aloud) "How's Li", he's going to Magic Prison. (texting) ''He's going to prison. For probably a long time.''\ |
| 757 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''that's bold of you''\ |
| 758 | '''Peter:''' (aloud; exasperated) Oh my God. Please. What do you mean by that, MJ? (texting) ''I'm very scared to ask what that means'' (aloud) Holy shit, do ''not'' say something existential.\ |
| 759 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''time isn't real''\ |
| 760 | '''Peter:''' Aaaand of course.\ |
| 761 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''i learned that the hard way''\ |
| 762 | '''Peter:''' (aloud) "Learned that the hard way"...?\ |
| 763 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''i've given you an opportunity to learn it the easy way, Peter. join me and experience true freedom''\ |
| 764 | '''Peter:''' (sighs) MJ, what the fuck? (texting) ''I have to go''\ |
| 765 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''That's okay. I'll see you soon. I always do. I see you right now. A perfect view. Sultry. Satisfactory. You look good at sunset.''\ |
| 766 | '''Peter:''' (aloud; nervous) [[ParanoiaFuel I don't feel safe!]]\ |
| 767 | '''MJ:''' (texting) ''You could see as I do. Were you not a coward. ([[NoKillLikeOverkill 47 image attachments]])'' |
| 768 | ** Not to mention the ''reason'' why MJ gets this personality: [[SerendipityWritesThePlot Sammi's computer briefly froze early on,]] [[MediumAwareness causing MJ to bitch about how she couldn't see Peter give her her camera]]. |
| 769 | --->'''MJ''': It's what life is, Peter. It's just a frozen computer, on an icy cold day in winter. |
| 770 | ** Peter offers to make things up to MJ by taking her to dinner at Micks... only it turns out MJ can't be bothered to remember the names of restaurants, prompting her to once again go on about how nothing is real, [[HeroicBSOD which almost causes Peter to break down right then and there]]. |
| 771 | --->'''MJ''': Peter... what ''is'' life? |
| 772 | --->'''Peter''': (anguished) ... (sniff) ''I'm gonna cry, MJ...'' |
| 773 | ** MJ tries to pay for dinner after Peter leaves, only for the owner (played by Creator/StanLee) to say it's on him... causing MJ to ''completely'' NoSell the CreatorCameo. |
| 774 | --->'''MJ''': (mirthfully) [[MediumAwareness Thanks, Stan Lee...]] |
| 775 | ** The cherry on top? The background music is replaced with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRRRsy2PKk Connor Hickling's rendition of "Funiculì, Funiculà"]] [[Memes/SpiderManTrilogy AKA, The]] [[VideoGame/SpiderMan2 Pizza Theme]] |
| 776 | * Several times throughout the dub, Yuri [[FreudianSlip mistakenly calls Spider-Man "Peter",]] while Jameson complains on-air about private conversations Spider-Man has with MJ, giving the impression that in this continuity, [[OpenSecret everyone knows Peter's secret identity; it's just that nobody really cares.]] |
| 777 | * "I stole her phone. Give me all the money, or I'll kill her in the bathroom with a stake through the heart!" |
| 778 | * MJ almost steals the soul of Dianne the museum curator with her camera... and she doesn't really care. |
| 779 | -->'''MJ''': (pulls out camera) Smile! |
| 780 | -->'''Dianne''': (horrified) No, don't steal my soul! |
| 781 | -->'''MJ''': [[{{Jerkass}} O-okay, then don't smile.]] Look, I'm-'m a ginger, I don't have a soul of my own. I need ''yours''- |
| 782 | -->'''Dianne''': That's fair. (leaves) |
| 783 | -->'''MJ''': And the only I can get it is with this camera. (puts camera away) ''[-goddamn bitch-]'' |
| 784 | * Norman Osborn turns his seizure of Otto's evil robot arm research into a teachable moment: |
| 785 | -->'''Norman''': It's my robot arm now! I bought it! [[InsaneTrollLogic I bought it with the money... that I saved... from stealing it...]] |
| 786 | -->'''Otto''': Oh. ''[the cast corpses]'' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike That's a good strategy.]] |
| 787 | -->'''Norman''': I stole it! From myself! ''[Sammi continues corpsing]'' |
| 788 | -->'''Otto''': That's actually a pretty good lifehack, I can't believe I never considered that. |
| 789 | -->'''Norman''': Here's good life advice, Peter: steal money, it's for your own good. |
| 790 | * Martin Li's continued desire to "ask [Peter/Spider-Man] a personal question" and mounting obsession with the show ''[[WesternAnimation/ChalkZone Chalk Zone]]''. |
| 791 | * "DON'T TOUCH HIS TITTY!" |
| 792 | ** "But it's a good titty, Spider-Man!" |
| 793 | * In Dr. Octavius's first appearance, a flub by his VA means that he ''briefly forgets'' that he's not evil yet. |
| 794 | ** "But, Peter... everyone tells me to do bad things. ''Even my hair...!''" |
| 795 | ** After Otto's initial demonstration of his evil robot arms goes wrong, a woman walks in... |
| 796 | --->'''Woman''': You're not allowed to be here.\ |
| 797 | '''Otto''': No, I am. I'm a good boy. ''Mother'', I'm a good boy. Mother, Mommy, I've been a very good boy this year.\ |
| 798 | '''"Mom"''': Son, I've told you for the last time, just because you have male pattern baldness...\ |
| 799 | '''Otto''': I want a Christmas present, Mommy!\ |
| 800 | '''"Mom"''': Listen, I'm going to have to tell your father you've been making evil arms again.\ |
| 801 | '''Otto''': ''(turns to Peter)'' Oooh, Dad, don't take it out on me!\ |
| 802 | '''Peter''': ''(corpsing)'' Listen to your mother! |
| 803 | * After getting evicted, Peter gets a surprise phone call: |
| 804 | -->'''[[BackFromTheDead Uncle Ben]]:''' It's me, Uncle Ben.\ |
| 805 | '''Peter''': U-Uncle Ben?!\ |
| 806 | '''Uncle Ben''': I'm calling to let you know how proud I am of y- Wait, do I have the right number? Is this- is this- is this May? [[YankTheDogsChain Sorry, wrong number.]] [''hangs up'']\ |
| 807 | '''Peter''': UNCLE BEN?! NO! IT'S PETER! ''UNCLE BEN!'' |
| 808 | * After witnessing Li's powers, Peter calls Yuri in a panic, but he's so distraught that he can't get any words out and just keeps yelling her name over and over, annoying her into hanging up on him. He then calls Mary Jane and makes the same mistake. |
| 809 | -->'''MJ:''' Are you, like, masturbating and just calling my name? Because I'm not here for this. [[CrossesTheLineTwice You need to pay if you're going to do that.]] |
| 810 | -->''(Everyone breaks down laughing.)'' |
| 811 | * When Peter unintentionally is a little too rough in his rescue of Mary Jane when she jumps off of the Oscorp building, Mary Jane decides to tell Peter she's going to ''[[KickTheDog sue him]]''. |
| 812 | -->'''MJ:''' I'm gonna sue you, like in ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''. ''(someone begins losing their shit in the background)'' That's what's gonna happen, Peter. |
| 813 | * While Spider-Man dwells in Mr. Negative's dark realm, the latter begins to give the former a speech... and then cue Ryan's audio completely cutting out, and the rest of the cast bursting into laughter. |
| 814 | -->'''Alfred''': Discord just took the biggest shit alive! |
| 815 | * When Doc Ock holds Norman hostage he gives him an... unusual demand. |
| 816 | -->'''Doc Ock:''' Now take a selfie with me. I want to post it.\ |
| 817 | '''Norman''': Uh... okay. ''(speaks into camera)'' Hey everyone! I... ''(Ock squeezes the tentacle around him)'' Ow!\ |
| 818 | '''Doc Ock''': You don't get to do the narration! ''I'' do the v-log narration! |
| 819 | * When Doc Ock sees Spider-Man in his special Anti-Ock suit, he immediately fails to recognize him: |
| 820 | -->'''Doc Ock:''' Well, well, well, ComicBook/BlackPanther!\ |
| 821 | ''(Alfred cackles)'' |
| 822 | ** "Well... in case you didn't realize... I... [[CardCarryingVillain am not nice!]]" |
| 823 | * Once Ock breaks Spidey's mask, he's shocked upon seeing his face: not because he sees his SecretIdentity[[note]]which he already knew beforehand in the game's original story[[/note]], but he's stunned by the fact that Spider-Man even has ''lips and eyes to begin with''. |
| 824 | -->'''Doc Ock:''' You have eyes?! [[SinisterShades I don't even have eyes!]] I'm ''jealous!'' |
| 825 | * This exchange: |
| 826 | -->'''Spider-Man''': I'm gonna knock this tower down!\ |
| 827 | '''Doctor Octopus''': Too late, Spider-Man, I already...[[SpannerInTheWorks helped knock it down...]]\ |
| 828 | ''(cast erupts in laughter)''\ |
| 829 | '''Spider-Man''': ''Thanks for the assistance!'' |
| 830 | * Otto completes his transformation into his Doctor Octopus persona upon discovering that Norman outlawed the very concept of evil: |
| 831 | -->'''Norman''': And so, uh, we discovered that being...\ |
| 832 | '''Otto''': I hate this channel! ''(growls as he inserts the neural interface of his tentacles)''\ |
| 833 | '''Norman''': You know like, I said evil in the past has gone good, but you know what? You know, I'm running for mayor, it's probably not the best...\ |
| 834 | '''Otto''': [[SeasonalRot The writing on this show has gone downhill.]]\ |
| 835 | '''Norman''': ...so, I'm banning evil. [[HypocriticalHumor Evil is now illegal.]]\ |
| 836 | '''Otto''': ''[[BigWhat Wh]][[BerserkButton at?!]]''\ |
| 837 | '''Norman''': It's my first act as mayor. So, don't be evil!\ |
| 838 | '''Otto''': Garbage!! ''(smashes the TV, Norman somehow saying "ow" during it)'' Yeah...[[ActionInsuranceGag I just destroyed a very expensive television.]]\ |
| 839 | ''(cast corpses)'' |
| 840 | * Peter wakes up from a poison-induced hallucination to find that he's suddenly naked. Shortly after, he gets a surprise phone call from MJ: |
| 841 | -->'''MJ''': Hey, question. So, I just had a dream where you were naked, and [[AllWomenAreLustful why did we break up again?]] |
| 842 | * [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The sudden flashback to]] Uncle Ben warning Peter that "The Doctor (Otto) has the anti-table serum (Devil's Breath Cure)", as represented with footage from ''Film/SpiderMan2''. |
| 843 | -->'''Peter Parker:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Maybe the table life... is the good life.]]\ |
| 844 | '''Uncle Ben:''' Looks like [[{{Pun}} your tables are about to turn]], kid...\ |
| 845 | '''Peter Parker:''' [[MoodWhiplash I'm Spider-Man...]] [[RageQuit no]] [[DespairEventHorizon more.]] |
| 846 | * When Miles gets into a scrap with two escaped prisoners, he discovers that he has gained the power of [[MegatonPunch these hands.]] |
| 847 | -->'''Miles''': You want some?! |
| 848 | -->'''Prisoner''': ''(backing off with arms raised)'' No, I'm - I'm allergic to hands! |
| 849 | * Peter arguably takes Otto's betrayal [[AdaptationalAngstUpgrade worse in this dub]] than in the original game: |
| 850 | -->'''Otto''': Getting to smash stuff with you, Peter... that was the highlight of my day. I'm gonna write all about it in my diary if I live.\ |
| 851 | '''Peter''': ...I'm gonna fucking burn your diary... |
| 852 | * Aunt May's legendary last words are [[RefugeInAudacity "Do it, you won't!"]], much to Peter's horror. |
| 853 | -->'''Peter''': ''(sobbing)'' Why were her last words "Do it, you won't"? |
| 854 | * The song that plays over the montage of people receiving the antidote and Aunt May's funeral is [[https://youtu.be/ou-Y_Nn2ZP4 a parody of "Hero" by Chad Kroeger]]... Except the singer just explains that Discord broke, and they had to reschedule the last part of the dub recording. |
| 855 | -->''And they say\ |
| 856 | "I guess Discord is broken\ |
| 857 | I'm not seeing what's on the screen"\ |
| 858 | Just hold on let me find what's the issue\ |
| 859 | This is so embarrassing'' |
| 860 | * The post credits scene, featuring Norman and a symbiote-bound Harry, seeming to plot something ''very'' peculiar... |
| 861 | -->'''Norman''': And [[FusionDance together, we will become...]] [[BaitAndSwitch The Incredible Hulk]]. Because we're both green. |
| 862 | [[/folder]] |
| 863 | |
| 864 | [[folder:Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)]] |
| 865 | * Scout as Mephiles (or "Memphis Tennessee", as he calls himself in his introduction) is almost as good as Alfred's Eggman. The fact that Scout can say most of her lines with a straight face makes it even better. |
| 866 | * Instead of keeping the game's OST like every other scene in the dub, the Festival of Light uses a marching band cover of Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Die Young" as background music. |
| 867 | * As the people of Soleanna are cheering on Elise, someone randomly shouts that [[NonSequitur his bed is made of scorpions]]. Another person says that he should get that fixed. |
| 868 | * Eggman's first scene has him ask Elise if she likes his outfit, specifically pointing out his [[FashionVictimVillain "four nipples"]]. |
| 869 | * Sonic arrives on the scene by whipping up a whirlwind as Eggman threatens Elise, derailing the doctor's train of thought. |
| 870 | -->'''Eggman:''' Well, then it looks like we're gonna -- Wait, those aren't tornadoes, this isn't Arizona! What's happening?! |
| 871 | * A collection of some of the nuggets said by Eggman's robots: |
| 872 | ** "[[WrittenSoundEffect Robot noises]]." |
| 873 | ** "Instant ramen!" |
| 874 | * [[RunningGag "Haha, ha, ONE!"]] |
| 875 | * Very early into the dub, Rouge makes a casual reference to ''Fortnite'' being her favorite game in a rather innocent response to a "[[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog find the computer room]]" joke. As a result, the ''entire story'' gets [[OffTheRails derailed]] into being about gamers, leading to moments such as the Memphis Tennessee rants below. |
| 876 | -->'''Sonic:''' We can still be friends, Elise! But first I have to take care of this... alpha... gamer... incel guy, I guess.\ |
| 877 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah, that's the plot. |
| 878 | * Memphis Tennessee's introduction to Shadow and Rouge after he's freed: |
| 879 | -->'''Memphis Tennessee:''' Welcome to [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} Tilted Towers]]. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Memphis Tennessee, and I'm part lizard. Nice to -- [[GratuitousJapanese yoroshiku onegaishimasu]], as they say in Nippon.[[note]]The fact that Scout was ''living'' in Japan at the time just makes this funnier.[[/note]] |
| 880 | ** Oh, and it gets better: someone ''[[https://twitter.com/SKmaric/status/1142374076452761601?s=19 actually got]] Creator/DanGreen to say this in his Mephiles voice.'' |
| 881 | ** "'''[[RefugeInAudacity LET ME GET A GOOD SMELL OF YOU, LITTLE BOY]]'''." |
| 882 | * Silver and Blaze are introduced looking for a Denny's and getting a Grand Slam. The Grand Slam turns out of be a giant monster who wants to consume Silver and Blaze's souls. |
| 883 | -->'''Blaze:''' There it is: the Grand Slam! The Grandest Slam of them all!\ |
| 884 | '''Grand Slam:''' '''''[[LargeHam IT IS I, THE GRAND SLAAAAAAAAMMMM!]]'''''\ |
| 885 | '''Silver:''' I'm gonna savor every morsel of this. Let's go!\ |
| 886 | '''Grand Slam:''' ''You will not consume me. I will have both of your souls ingested in the '''GRAAAAND SLAM!'''''\ |
| 887 | ''[one fade to the next scene later]''\ |
| 888 | '''Blaze:''' And then we ate it. |
| 889 | * Memphis Tennessee talking with Silver and Blaze and bringing them to his gamer pad. The icing on top is that Scout's dialogue matches Mephiles' in-game motions ''perfectly.'' |
| 890 | -->'''Memphis:''' Hey, gamers! Were you talking about ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''? No, I'm not even gonna pretend you were talking about ''Fortnite'', I just really love bringing up my ''favorite game'' whenever I can. I, too, have [[TheInsomniac insomnia]], but unlike you, mine is not caused by depression.\ |
| 891 | '''Silver:''' Hey, that's not -- well, yes, I'm depressed, okay...\ |
| 892 | '''Memphis:''' Mine's because I play so much ''Fortnite''. I stay up late and go to Tilted Towers -- ''[[[AsideComment out of character]]]'' [-I don't actually play ''Fortnite'', I don't know any other places-] -- ''[camera switches as the crew begins {{corpsing}} and Scout resumes]'' Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs, because I get so ''tilted'' at [-the towers...!-]\ |
| 893 | '''Silver:''' Um, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint this isn't really tilted, or a tower]]...\ |
| 894 | '''Memphis:''' Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently, but that's okay.\ |
| 895 | '''Silver:''' I'd like to be in the Friend Zone! I'd like friends!\ |
| 896 | '''Memphis:''' It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an ''item''. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.\ |
| 897 | '''Silver:''' Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!\ |
| 898 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 899 | '''Memphis:''' [[BerserkButton That just makes you a beta cuck]]. ''[The entire crew starts {{corpsing}} again]'' That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog! I -- I'm an alpha gamer -- ''[Scout corpses as well]'' Anyway, where we -- where we droppin', boys? These are all the new maps that they've added, and that's a newspaper.\ |
| 900 | '''Blaze:''' Have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?\ |
| 901 | '''Memphis:''' [[NonAnswer That doesn't matter]]. Check out this cool gem I got on [=eBay=] for 7 dollars.\ |
| 902 | '''Silver:''' It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?\ |
| 903 | '''Sonic:''' ''[surrounded by fire]'' '''''OH! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!'''''\ |
| 904 | '''Silver:''' [[CaptainObvious Oh my God. That looked like it hurt]]. What do you think, Blaze?\ |
| 905 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 906 | '''Silver:''' ...Blaze?\ |
| 907 | '''Blaze:''' ''[dryly]'' I didn't see it.\ |
| 908 | '''Memphis:''' [-Gimme back my thing.-] You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the Hell Dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers]]. |
| 909 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7ZZ9Sob5E Someone got Dan Green to say the introduction to Memphis Tennessee's gamer pad too.]] |
| 910 | * Eggman's robots singing the opening of "[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Circle of Life]]" in AutoTune while flying in front of the sun, and Tails' reaction to them. |
| 911 | -->'''Tails:''' Robots in the sky? This is just like that dream I had once, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment about robots in the sky]]!\ |
| 912 | '''Sonic:''' Tell it to us in excruciating detail, Tails!\ |
| 913 | '''Tails:''' Well, it was a whole dre-- ''[runs off]'' Bye!\ |
| 914 | '''Ryan:''' You fucking knew that was coming, you asshole! |
| 915 | * When Sonic lifts Elise, the first thing he says is: "You're heavy!". The best part is that this line syncs perfectly with the animation, complete with Elise giving Sonic a head-nod of approval. |
| 916 | * When Shadow and Rouge are attempting to make the greatest battle royale game, Shadow’s idea for an OST is an excellent throwback to a certain running gag Ryan tried to force in the ''[=SA2=]'' dub. |
| 917 | -->'''Rouge:''' Come on. Shadow, you gotta be in this with me.\ |
| 918 | '''Shadow:''' You’re right. And I know just the backing music.\ |
| 919 | '''Rouge:''' (''while typing on the keyboard'') Aaaand recording, go.\ |
| 920 | '''Shadow:''' (''doots the Pumpkin Hill theme... which then transitions into an [[https://chongoblog.tumblr.com/post/182375885946/made-a-dramatic-interpretation-of-pumpkin-hill-for actual dramatic instrumental rendition]] of the song made by Ryan'') [[BigYes YES]]! The ultimate soundtrack for the ultimate game!\ |
| 921 | '''Rouge:''' Fucking... inspired! This is going to be the best game that’s ever been made! |
| 922 | * Blaze briefly interrupts her own song to marvel at a house. |
| 923 | -->'''Blaze:''' ''All around me are familiar Blazes, worn-out Blazes, worn-out Blazes-'' [[MundaneObjectAmazement Is that what a house looks like]]? Oh my god! This place is amazing! Where am I, the future?\ |
| 924 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 925 | '''Blaze:''' ''Worn-out Blazes...'' |
| 926 | * "Why don't you [[InfoDump tell me your incredibly complicated backstory]] in an interesting, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall long-winded monologue, complete with background visuals]]?" |
| 927 | * Amy's bloodlust surfaces while distracting Silver to allow Sonic to escape: |
| 928 | -->'''Amy:''' Aw, dammit, I missed my opportunity on Sonic's next album! This is your fault, silver boy! I'm gonna pluck you up, melt you down, and make a ''fucking'' necklace! |
| 929 | -->'''Silver:''' [[InsultBackfire Yeah, I probably deserve it...]] |
| 930 | -->'''Amy:''' Oh, wait... ''[[MusicalisInterruptus (The music suddenly stops)]]'' ...Shit. You don't make this fun 'cause you're sad! |
| 931 | -->'''Silver:''' [[TheEeyore I'm always sad. That's just my thing...]] I... I'm sorry I'm sad. I can't- that's just how I be. |
| 932 | -->'''Amy:''' Well, now I just feel bad. Dammit. |
| 933 | * Silver gets a rare moment of peace and quiet: |
| 934 | -->'''Silver:''' You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts...\ |
| 935 | '''Blaze:''' Hey, Silver--\ |
| 936 | '''Silver:''' '''''GOD DAMN IT!''''' |
| 937 | * Amy learning about the InterspeciesRomance between Elise and Sonic after their escape from Eggman's music studio. |
| 938 | -->'''Amy:''' You've been... dating... Sonic. The hedgehog? The blue one. Looks like this?\ |
| 939 | '''Elise:''' Well... I guess? If that's [[MediumAwareness my story arc]], then yes!\ |
| 940 | ''[a long {{beat}} as Amy looks Elise up and down; [[POVCam the camera takes her POV]], panning over Elise's very realistic human, very non-cartoon animal body as the cast cracks up]''\ |
| 941 | '''Amy:''' ...Yep, I can kill ya! I'll kill you with one hand! I'll rip your fuckin' throat out, wear it as a fuckin' necktie!\ |
| 942 | '''Elise:''' Um... okay? [[ObliviousToHatred I have no idea what the words you just said mean, but I'm glad we're outside]]. It's been like, a week! I've lost track of time? I'm not sure if... I'm a person.\ |
| 943 | '''Amy:''' Hmmm... [[ImpliedDeathThreat You won't be, in just a second.]] |
| 944 | ** Also, the moment when Amy realizes Elise is out of her league: |
| 945 | --->'''Amy:''' Aw, fuck it. I can't compete. You have... skin, and... ''(while holding Elise's hands)'' hands, that are small and dainty [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and can fit in a butthole]]...\ |
| 946 | ''(The cast starts {{Corpsing}}. Meanwhile...)''\ |
| 947 | '''Sonic:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike ...And she has skin and hands that are small and dainty, and can fit in a butthole...]] She's the girl of my dreams, Shadow! |
| 948 | * "Go on, Shadow... Don't you support ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext gay rights]]?''" |
| 949 | * This: |
| 950 | -->'''Eggman:''' Oh no, the instant ramen's been released! We need to go, NOW! |
| 951 | * Shadow and Sonic's "wedding reception". |
| 952 | -->'''Sonic:''' Tails, did you forget to decorate the pavilion?\ |
| 953 | '''Tails:''' No! I-I wasn't in charge of decorations. That was Knuckles' job!\ |
| 954 | '''Sonic:''' Oh my God, of course! Oh! ''[picks up newspaper]'' THE INVITATION! You didn't hand it out!\ |
| 955 | '''Knuckles:''' I put it on the ground as decoration. |
| 956 | * Omega's reaction to the weed crystal. |
| 957 | -->'''Rouge:''' Do you want some weed?\ |
| 958 | '''Omega:''' I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed, but I will take it anyway and place it directly into my brain cells. Here we go. ''[inserts the gem into his system]''\ |
| 959 | '''Omega's Operating System:''' Downloading weed.exe.\ |
| 960 | '''Omega:''' HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--![[labelnote:*]]This goes on for approximately 10 seconds.[[/labelnote]]\ |
| 961 | '''Ryan:''' ''[[[{{Corpsing}} losing his composure]] while Alfred holds the syllable]'' Keep holding it! Keep holding it! Keep holding it! [[BigYES Yes!]]\ |
| 962 | '''Omega:''' ''[inhales]'' Wow.\ |
| 963 | '''Hayley:''' Oh, fuck me running...\ |
| 964 | '''Rouge:''' How does it feel? You enjoying it?\ |
| 965 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 966 | '''Omega:''' What planet am I on? What's today? My brain cell: destroyed. My wig is gone! |
| 967 | * Shadow and Memphis Tennessee's relationship, starting with Shadow becoming attracted to him because [[ScrewYourself he has the same appearance]]. |
| 968 | * Memphis Tennessee introduces Shadow to a "cool shield" he made, and goes on to monologue about the [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame deadly]] new ''Fortnite'' map he's making[[note]]"How did you know ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'' was my favorite anime? [[TakeThat You should have known that I had terrible taste!]]"[[/note]]... before getting sidetracked by Sonic being in his shield.[[note]]Actually ''[[MistakenIdentity Shadow]]'' (he's [[FauxSymbolism "crucified" as a scapegoat for the release of Iblis]]) in the game's original story, but the pink hue of the shield makes Shadow's black quills look like Sonic's shade of blue.[[/note]] |
| 969 | -->'''Memphis:''' I know more than you could ever compreh-- [[FailedASpotCheck Is that Sonic? How did he get in there?]] What the fuck is he doing in my shield? ''[turns to Shadow]'' You know him, right? You guys are exes or something. Get him out of my fucking shield!\ |
| 970 | '''Shadow:''' No, don't you see--\ |
| 971 | '''Memphis:''' If this relationship is going to work, you can't bring your exes. You know how uncomfortable that makes me, sweetie. |
| 972 | * When Memphis Tennessee decides to show Shadow his [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Crystal Gem]] cosplay, Omega [[DisproportionateRetribution proceeds to shoot at him]]. |
| 973 | -->'''Omega:''' I need you to stop right now, for you are not a true Gem, you are nothing but a fraud. ''[blasts Memphis away]''\ |
| 974 | '''Memphis:''' [[OhCrap Oh my God]]-- ''[crashes and tumbles on the ground; violent choking noises]'' What the fuck, ''[higher pitched]'' ''oh my God''. |
| 975 | * When Shadow boards Eggman's train, the doctor has this to say: |
| 976 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[LukeIAmYourFather Shadow, you are my greatest creation of all time for the battle royale]]. |
| 977 | ** This leads Shadow to realize that ''[[SurpriseIncest he had sex with, and pissed on, his own mother]]!'' [[note]]Or to put it another way -- [[MemeticMutation Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker]].[[/note]] |
| 978 | --->'''Shadow:''' Well, if you're my dad, it makes [[MediumAwareness the last dub]] horrifying. ''God...'' |
| 979 | * Sonic's OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: |
| 980 | -->'''Title card:''' then sonic saves elise from a train but there's legitimately no cutscene that conveys this information trust me i looked for ages\ |
| 981 | '''Scout:''' Okay...\ |
| 982 | '''Ryan:''' Alright, cool.\ |
| 983 | '''Alfred:''' Alright, okay, welp...\ |
| 984 | '''Sonic:''' Elise! [[AsYouKnow I'm so glad I saved you from that train!]] |
| 985 | ** [[DamselScrappy Elise getting kidnapped yet again]] in the same scene is [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe met with laughter]]. |
| 986 | * Shadow roundhouse-kicking Silver is just as hysterical as it is in the original game, as is this conversation they have afterwards: |
| 987 | -->'''Shadow:''' Don't you know? Weed makes you fast. That's a factual thing.\ |
| 988 | '''Silver:''' [[FishOutOfTemporalWater W-What's a weed?]]\ |
| 989 | '''Shadow:''' ...Oh my God, you can ''tell'' you're white. |
| 990 | * Eggman threatens Elise to play ''Fortnite'' or get pushed to her death. |
| 991 | -->'''Eggman:''' Now, you are going to play this game, Elise, or else I'm going to push you off of this fucking--\ |
| 992 | '''Elise:''' I mean, [[TakeAThirdOption I could jump]]. That could happen, too.\ |
| 993 | '''Eggman:''' Or I could push you off of this polygon mountain. Now, what is the choice, Elise? You can either die, ''die'', or--\ |
| 994 | '''Sonic:''' ''[runs in]'' No! Don't do either of those!\ |
| 995 | '''Elise:''' Okay, I will do my own thing.\ |
| 996 | '''Eggman:''' Go do it. ''[Elise jumps off]'' No, Elise! I didn't mean it!\ |
| 997 | '''Sonic:''' ''[catches Elise]'' Woah! You scared the hell outta me.\ |
| 998 | '''Eggman:''' Give me ''back '''my GAMER GIRL, SONIC!'''''\ |
| 999 | '''Sonic:''' She's my gamer girl now! |
| 1000 | * "If I could do anything, I would eradicate three colors. Yellow, silver, and then [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill silver again]]." |
| 1001 | -->'''[[ButtMonkey Silver]]:''' ''[depressed]'' Ohhhh... You meant me...\ |
| 1002 | '''Shadow:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase No, no, not like you, Silver, just like, uh... There's something about it like... the person that silver kind of is...]] Yeah, okay, no, [[BrutalHonesty I don't like you, Silver]]. |
| 1003 | * Shadow captures Memphis in a scepter: |
| 1004 | -->'''Shadow:''' Now I can carry around my boyfriend wherever I desire. And what do you know? [[AssShove The perfect shape]]. |
| 1005 | * The Duke of Soleanna's ElmuhFuddSyndwome and obsession with gaming. |
| 1006 | ** The Duke is quite possibly the only person who has any faith in Silver and his capabilities: |
| 1007 | --->'''Duke:''' You have a [[TheStoner high five]] on youhh fowwhead, that means you awwe an ebic gamehh! |
| 1008 | ** His heartfelt [[LongLastingLastWords final words]] to his daughter after he thinks she's been killed by the "gamer piss" from the Gamer Gem/Clear Gem/White Chaos Emerald, rendered almost [[TheUnintelligible incomprehensible]] thanks to his InelegantBlubbering, while Silver is struggling to carry her and begging him to wrap it up. |
| 1009 | --->'''Duke:''' ''[shuddering]'' My baby giwl gameh... lest... you'll find yur peace in another-- ''[choked sobbing]''\ |
| 1010 | '''Silver:''' This seems really private. I feel like I shouldn't be here for this.\ |
| 1011 | '''Duke:''' ''[in a single wheeze]'' S h u t t h e f u c k u p I ' m t a w w k i n g t o m y d a u g h t e r . . . |
| 1012 | * Behold [[SarcasmMode the horror]] of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGe79n-jcHk&t=3296s the Egg Carrier]]. |
| 1013 | -->'''Little child:''' ''[over the Egg Carrier's blaring of "Do Your Ears Hang Low?"]'' [[NotSoDire It's the ice cream ship!]] |
| 1014 | ** "Is [[Creator/{{Bethesda}} Todd Howard]] riding an ice cream truck?" |
| 1015 | ** Amy runs off upon seeing the Egg Carrier, [[OhCrap recognizing it as the place where she left ''her dildo'']]. |
| 1016 | ** Elise [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGe79n-jcHk&t=3330s would rather]] meditate about the ocean instead of doing ''literally anything'' about the ice cream ship. |
| 1017 | --->'''Advisor:''' ''[pleading]'' Ma'am, you're the ruler of this kingdom, you have to '''''act!''''' |
| 1018 | * Silver, upon returning from his jaunt to the past and meeting back up with Blaze: |
| 1019 | -->'''Silver:''' Ah! Ohhh, now my legs hurt. Everything-- Blaze, help me! Everything hurts...\ |
| 1020 | '''Blaze:''' ''So'', did you have ''fun'' on your little adventures?\ |
| 1021 | '''Silver:''' ''Nooo!'' I ''didn't!'' I didn't have fun at all! My [[{{Guyliner}} eyeliner]]'s ruined... my arms hurt... I got kicked in the head... I hate everything, and I didn't even know I could do that. I-I'm usually just sad.\ |
| 1022 | '''Blaze:''' That's okay, baby, I know you're lost without me. Be sure never to leave my side again, okay?\ |
| 1023 | '''Silver:''' ''[meekly]'' [-Okay.-] |
| 1024 | * At the beach, Omega decides to [[SarcasmMode have a casual conversation with Memphis Tennessee]]: |
| 1025 | -->'''Omega:''' ''[while repeatedly shooting Memphis]''[[note]]'''Memphis:''' ''[while being shot; grunts]'' Ow. ''Ow.'' You -- fuckin' -- fuc-- ow -- ''fuckin' stop it''.[[/note]] Take that! And that! You motherfucker! ''[[{{Yandere}} You steal Shadow away from me, I take your fucking skull]]! You motherfucking bitch!''\ |
| 1026 | '''Memphis:''' ''[in pain]'' Yo, you need to chill the hell out, dude, I'm too high for this. All right, anyway, uh... This is the last time I try to have bots play on my ''Fortnite'' server.\ |
| 1027 | '''Omega:''' You are nothing but a ''Fortnite BR'' fake and an actual diamond accessory.\ |
| 1028 | '''Memphis:''' [[WordSaladHumor What the fuck does that even mean?]] Those string of words just absolutely mean nonsense to me. You are so far below me, you lowly little trashcan man.\ |
| 1029 | '''Omega:''' ''[revs up miniguns]'' '''You are nothing but a fake gamer and you will never find happiness, you piece of SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!''' ''[guns Memphis down]''\ |
| 1030 | '''Memphis:''' ''[grunts of abject pain]'' Ow! Dickhead! What the fuck?! ''[lays down]'' I'm gonna lay down, I need a second after that. Jesus lord... ''[turns into a purple cloud]'' Ugh, I'm turning into vape juice, no--! ''[vanishes]'' |
| 1031 | * Eggman getting fed up with Elise's escapes: |
| 1032 | -->'''Eggman:''' How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!\ |
| 1033 | '''Elise:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I feel like it's gonna be at least 18]].\ |
| 1034 | ''[Extended {{beat}}; Eggman wheezes; everyone devolves into raucous {{Corpsing}} in the background]''\ |
| 1035 | '''Eggman:''' ...The Caucasity of this bitch. You run and run -- I am an '''ALPHA MALE GAMER.''' She be like, "This asshole..." I love ''Fortnite''. Without me, you wouldn't even exist! Without me, you wouldn't be able to contain the demon because of gaming. Look around you. [[Music/ImagineDragons Imagine: dragons]]. Now, imagine it: gaming, on ''Fortnite BR''.\ |
| 1036 | '''Elise:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I'm imagining the ocean, because I've established that when I don't want to be somewhere, that's what I think of]].\ |
| 1037 | '''Eggman:''' Music/FrankOcean can't save you now, sweetheart! |
| 1038 | ** Which is then followed by Eggman trying to log in to his Creator/EpicGames account: |
| 1039 | --->'''Eggman:''' [[TemptingFate If someone hacked into my]] ''Fortnite'' account, [[ARareSentence I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole]].\ |
| 1040 | '''Eggman's Computer:''' ''Currently being hacked.''\ |
| 1041 | '''Eggman:''' ''[[[HellIsThatNoise DEMONIC HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]]]'' |
| 1042 | * Shadow telling Omega to count how much sand is in the desert, much to Rouge's horror. |
| 1043 | -->'''Shadow:''' The desert. Count how many sand is here, Omega. That's your first mission.\ |
| 1044 | '''Omega:''' Okay. 1, 2, 3...\ |
| 1045 | '''Rouge:''' ''[as Omega continues counting in the background]'' [[WhatTheHellHero Why the fuck would you make him do that]]?!\ |
| 1046 | '''Shadow:''' It passes the time.\ |
| 1047 | '''Rouge:''' It's going to take so long! Shadow... it's going to be so annoying!\ |
| 1048 | '''Shadow:''' I'm curious what the biggest number is!\ |
| 1049 | '''Rouge:''' No! He's just gonna be counting forever!\ |
| 1050 | '''Shadow:''' Perhaps! But... But... ''[[[{{Corpsing}} breaks down laughing]]]''\ |
| 1051 | '''Omega:''' ...21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...\ |
| 1052 | '''Rogue:''' Shadow, what have you wrought?! This is your fault!\ |
| 1053 | '''Omega:''' ...28, 29, 30. There are only 30 million sand particles in this desert.\ |
| 1054 | '''Shadow:''' See? That was easy. |
| 1055 | * "You silly, feeble-minded little gay... I am ''so far beyond Fortnite!''" |
| 1056 | * Shadow orders Omega to count something again when Memphis Tennessee [[MesACrowd clones himself]]: |
| 1057 | -->'''Shadow:''' Omega, count how many mouths he has!\ |
| 1058 | '''Omega:''' Okay.\ |
| 1059 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 1060 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah, exactly! [[NoMouth You ain't got no mouths]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! |
| 1061 | * Sonic's [[SeriousBusiness genuine grief and pain]] over Silver preferring [[Franchise/ThePowerpuffGirls Bubbles]] popsicles to [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]] popsicles. |
| 1062 | -->'''Sonic:''' ''[collapses to his knees]'' I never thought... that someone could be... so misguided... ''[punches the ground]'' '''''OOHHHHH!'''''\ |
| 1063 | '''Silver:''' Yeah, that's... that's my name... and my game. Wait, how does that saying go? [-Uh, I'll shut up now...-]\ |
| 1064 | '''Blaze:''' Don't be so hard on him, Sonic.\ |
| 1065 | '''Sonic:''' [[DoubleEntendre I'll... be as hard on him as I wanna be...!]]\ |
| 1066 | '''Silver:''' That's very suggestive, but also, if -- if you're -- if you're offering, then I'd be happy to... you know...\ |
| 1067 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 1068 | '''Sonic:''' ...''[[FlatWhat What]].'' |
| 1069 | ** Even better, since Penny voices both Sonic and Blaze, she essentially set up her own DoubleEntendre joke. |
| 1070 | * Sonic's parting words to Silver: |
| 1071 | -->'''Sonic:''' Silver, you know what? You're a [[TheTwink twink]]. I'm gonna go smoke some weed now.\ |
| 1072 | '''Silver:''' How long were you waiting to say that?\ |
| 1073 | '''Sonic:''' The whole dub, baby! |
| 1074 | ** Even funnier if you know that Penny planned this line long beforehand, and was looking for the perfect opportunity to fit it in somewhere. Sonic really ''was'' [[RealitySubtext waiting for the whole dub to say that]]! |
| 1075 | * According to the narrative of the dub, [[HeroKiller Mephiles]] kills Sonic ''[[AccidentalMurder by accident]]''. |
| 1076 | -->'''Memphis:''' ''[rises from the ground; to Sonic and Elise]'' What the fu-- What are you people doing on my front lawn?! Get out of here! ''[[[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales]] Sonic [[InTheBack from behind]] with an energy beam]''\ |
| 1077 | '''Sonic:''' ''[[[TheScream screams in pain]]]''\ |
| 1078 | '''Memphis:''' ''[horrified]'' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay?! Holy shit!]] I-I-I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. ''[dispels beam]'' Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my God. Oh--\ |
| 1079 | '''Sonic:''' ''[grabs chest; collapses slowly]'' You were right! I'm bleeding out! |
| 1080 | ** Sonic's last breaths are spent commenting on [[BloodlessCarnage the buckets of blood]] that are [[BlatantLies clearly pouring out of him]]. |
| 1081 | --->'''Sonic:''' Oh my God, there's so much visible, rendered blood...! |
| 1082 | * When Memphis Tennessee [[ItMakesSenseInContext unleashes his true gay power]], the only sentence outside of incoherent screaming is: |
| 1083 | -->'''Citizen:''' [[BrickJoke Oh, hey, my bed's fixed!]] |
| 1084 | * "Oh my god, it almost went as white as me! [[SelfDeprecation That's bad]]!" |
| 1085 | * Eggman's reaction to Solaris. |
| 1086 | -->'''Eggman:''' ''[EvilLaugh]'' ...[[OhCrap Cock]].\ |
| 1087 | ''[{{Corpsing}}]''\ |
| 1088 | '''Shadow:''' Mood, Eggman. Mood.\ |
| 1089 | '''Omega:''' COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! |
| 1090 | * Amy's attempt to bring Sonic back from the dead. |
| 1091 | -->'''Amy:''' I'll never get to play the song I wrote for him... Maybe if I sing it now, it'll help!\ |
| 1092 | '''Shadow:''' Don't--\ |
| 1093 | ''[Amy starts singing an ACappella version of the [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Pumpkin Hill]] instrumentals]''\ |
| 1094 | '''Shadow:''' Actually, never mind, this is a jam.\ |
| 1095 | '''Silver:''' I'll get my keytar... |
| 1096 | ** The best part is that everyone else (except for Eggman and Omega) ends up joining in, some while crying. |
| 1097 | * As [[TimeCrash time is collapsing around everyone]], Eggman can only say one thing. |
| 1098 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[SmiteMeOMightySmiter Finally, God, take me]]. ''[[[{{Corpsing}} someone snickers]]]'' [[DeathSeeker I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic]].\ |
| 1099 | '''Shadow:''' Satan, if you're out there, I want a piece of that pie too.[[note]]HilariousInHindsight considering Shadow's relationship with Satan in the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' dub.[[/note]]\ |
| 1100 | '''[[TheStoner Knuckles]]:''' Oh, wait... [[FailedASpotCheck I have hands]]? |
| 1101 | * This exchange: |
| 1102 | -->'''Elise:''' ThePowerOfFriendship can bring him back. If we unite as friends.\ |
| 1103 | '''Amy:''' I. Will ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking.]]'' '''''End''' you.''\ |
| 1104 | ''[everyone else starts cracking up]'' |
| 1105 | * The crew are stunned by Eggman's [[GogglesDoSomethingUnusual Chaos Emerald-tracking glasses]]. Penny, in particular, is so taken aback that ''she forgets that Sonic's dead and reacts in-character''. |
| 1106 | -->'''Eggman:''' ''[activates glasses as the camera zooms in]'' I am now [[MemeticMutation Sans]] VideoGame/{{Undertale}}, go into my eyes.\ |
| 1107 | '''Sonic:''' Wha-- HUH?!\ |
| 1108 | ''[various noises of confusion and laughter; someone starts humming "Megalovania"]''\ |
| 1109 | '''Scout:''' What the fuck?! Since when? ''Since when?!''\ |
| 1110 | '''Tails:''' Eggman, I didn't know you got Google Glass! That's awesome!\ |
| 1111 | '''Silver:''' [[FishOutOfTemporalWater What's glass?]] |
| 1112 | * When Elise revives Sonic by kissing him, the entire cast reacts with disgust in the background. |
| 1113 | * Everything after Sonic's revival. |
| 1114 | ** "I was gay before the light!" Elise faints immediately afterwards, making Scout think that Sonic ''killed her'' by declaring that he's gay. |
| 1115 | ** Sonic, Shadow and Silver start a gay {{polyamor|y}}ous marriage. |
| 1116 | --->'''Sonic:''' We'll all be [[GoldenSuperMode yellow]]!\ |
| 1117 | '''Shadow:''' Wait, is this how this works?\ |
| 1118 | '''Silver:''' Okay...\ |
| 1119 | ''[they start to transform into their super forms]''\ |
| 1120 | '''Shadow:''' Silver, you're the double bottom!\ |
| 1121 | '''Silver:''' [[CallBack I'll be the twink]]!\ |
| 1122 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah, that's what I said.\ |
| 1123 | '''Rouge:''' I now pronounce you husband, husband and husband. |
| 1124 | ** The very abrupt ending, since the Solaris fight wasn't part of a cutscene. |
| 1125 | --->'''Sonic:''' And then we killed it! |
| 1126 | ** Amy and Elise. |
| 1127 | --->'''Amy:''' Hey! Hey, do you wanna go out?!\ |
| 1128 | '''Elise:''' M-Mhm. Yeah.\ |
| 1129 | '''Amy:''' Hell yeah! Sonic, look, I'm gay too!\ |
| 1130 | '''Rouge:''' Amy, what the ''fuck?!'' |
| 1131 | * At the very end, while Sonic watches the moon: |
| 1132 | -->'''Ryan:''' ...[[CallBack Say it]], you won't.\ |
| 1133 | '''Alfred:''' ''[inhale]'' I'M... '''''PI'''''-- ''[[[InterruptedByTheEnd credits roll]]]'' |
| 1134 | [[/folder]] |
| 1135 | |
| 1136 | [[folder:Resident Evil 2 (2019)]] |
| 1137 | * Much like in the first Sonic Adventure 2 dub, we start this one off strong with the truck driver listening to a clip from Badvertising, a podcast hosted by Penny, Hayley and Blue... |
| 1138 | -->[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext A live-action remake of]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext , but they have fursuits!]] |
| 1139 | ** Even funnier is that you can hear Penny threaten to RageQuit after getting that mental image in her head. |
| 1140 | ** On top of ''that'', [[https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/badvertising/episode-3-disney-zootopia-nVOv-WMF2bd/ if you listen to the actual podcast itself]], this happens near the ''end'' (34:56). |
| 1141 | * In the game, the truck driver was [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone understandably distressed]] when he thought that he had accidentally killed someone, unaware that she was a zombie. Here? [[AdaptationalJerkass He snatches her wallet and gripes about having to clean up his truck.]] Then the zombie [[EnemyRisingBehind stands up behind him,]] and... |
| 1142 | -->[[SelfDeprecatingHumor Hi, it's me, Penny Parker from snapcube.com.]] |
| 1143 | * The cop that gets killed at the start by the zombie was supposed to have lines. ''[[EpicFail Supposed to.]]'' |
| 1144 | -->'''Cop''': If only I'd said something to prevent my demise! |
| 1145 | * Much like the Sonic 06 dub's plot being derailed into being about gamers by a comment about ''Fortnite'', this dub's plot is constructed entirely around exploring Marvin's mindspace because of Alfred's joke about the security camera footage of Leon being "his mind". |
| 1146 | * In this take on the game, Mr. X is an [[ScaryLibrarian angry librarian]] pursuing the protagonists [[DisproportionateRetribution because they didn't return their books on time.]] |
| 1147 | ** Right from his first appearance, when Leon spots him on a security camera, it's clear that this is not the ruthless killer you might be familiar with. |
| 1148 | --->'''Mr. X''': [''humming''] What the-? There's a camera in here?! ''OH GOD!'' |
| 1149 | ** [[NoObjectPermanence He also seems to lack object-permanence,]] [[{{Troll}} which Claire proceeds to abuse the hell out of.]] |
| 1150 | --->'''Mr. X''': (door shuts in front of him) ''Where'd she go?'' |
| 1151 | ** Since most of the dub takes place in Marvin’s mindscape, all of the people that Leon and Claire meet are personifications of aspects of Marvin’s personality... [[InexplicablyAwesome except for Mr. X,]] whom they meet before entering the mindscape and who ''somehow'' manages to follow them into it. He’s just a very powerful and aggressive librarian with no connection to the rest of the story. |
| 1152 | ** Furthermore, all of the characters have borrowed [[ManChild children's books]] - including the aforementioned aspects of Marvin. Leon checked out ''Literature/CharlottesWeb'' ([[NeverLearnedToRead despite not knowing how to read]]), Claire hasn't returned ''101 Easy Magic Tricks To Do at Home'', Ada hasn't returned a copy of ''Literature/GuinnessWorldRecords'', Ben borrowed several copies of ''Literature/TheMagicTreehouse'', and finally Sherry, the only actual child in the game, hasn't returned... ''Literature/WarAndPeace'' by Creator/LeoTolstoy. |
| 1153 | ** One of the encounters between Leon and Librarian X is him just suddenly smashing through the wall. Leon's response to it is hilarious. |
| 1154 | --->'''Mr. X:''' Give me the books!\ |
| 1155 | '''Leon:''' [[ThereWasADoor Just use a door asshole!]] |
| 1156 | * Speaking of Claire abusing Mr. X's lack of object permanence, it's clear that Penny had a lot of fun recording the gameplay snippets that the group used for the dub, and used those repeat playthroughs she did for and before the project to know ''exactly'' what she can get away with in terms of doing goofy things like [[RunningGag repeatedly poking Birkin with a knife every time Leon and Claire fight him]] or [[OverlyLongGag standing over the hunched back corpse in the NEST an unnecessarily long time.]] |
| 1157 | * Officer Elliot Edward spends his last breath telling Claire that he was present at the founding of UPS, calling it "a beautiful year". What year was that? ''[[RunningGag 1907]]''. |
| 1158 | * Marvin Branaugh (Called "[=FloppyFeet=]" in the video, after his VideoGame/ClubPenguin handle) doesn't die because of the infection, but because of [[ToiletHumor constantly shitting for 13 days due to bad Chipotle.]] He comes back as an [[NotUsingTheZedWord Eater]], begging Leon for some Pepto-Bismol. |
| 1159 | ** The [[TheComicallySerious straight-faced serious way]] he delivers his lines about his situation are downright hilarious. |
| 1160 | --->'''[=FloppyFeet=]:''' [=FloppyFeet=] has to flop... forever.\ |
| 1161 | '''Claire:''' I don't know what that means, but...\ |
| 1162 | '''[=FloppyFeet=]:''' I'm going to die. ''(in the most serious face and delivery he can possibly have)'' I've shitted... too hard.\ |
| 1163 | ''[Mass corpsing]'' |
| 1164 | * While running around the police station, Claire runs across a man who dropped his Oreos between a vending machine and a trash can, and has gotten his head stuck. [[DisproportionateRetribution Claire proceeds to shoot him in the head and,]] [[ComedicSociopathy as the others lose their shit laughing,]] [[KickTheDog repeatedly slashes his corpse with a knife.]] |
| 1165 | ** A similar scene happens later on, when Claire attacked by a man made of Lunchable meats and left overs. After Claire defiantly remarks "Okay, fuck you, though," [[GilliganCut we hard cut to Claire slicing the man repeatedly as he screams in agony,]] before throwing a grenade. |
| 1166 | * As mentioned prior, the whole plot gets derailed by [=FloppyFeet=] asking Claire to enter his mindscape, which in turn leads to all the characters becoming aspects of his personality: |
| 1167 | ** Ada Wong acts as a personification of [=FloppyFeet=]'s sexual inclinations and libido. As the entire ordeal goes on, she begins exploring gender identity with Leon and begins nudging him towards being nonbinary... at least, when she isn't being a rampant kinkster who force-femmes people. |
| 1168 | ** Chief Irons is portrayed as [=FloppyFeet's=] Bad Thoughts, who is [[BlackComedy so thoroughly nasty that it loops back around to being hilarious]]. Alfred playing him up as a ColdHam makes it even better. |
| 1169 | *** "[[NonSequitur Your Applebee's subscription has now just been canceled,]] just kidding it's me again." |
| 1170 | *** Then there's also the crew being understandably spooked when Alfred sings a very creepy version of "Hush, little baby". |
| 1171 | ** Annette Birkin is ''supposed'' to be [=FloppyFeet=]'s Responsibility. The thing is, she '''''sucks''''' at her job, to the point of actively obstructing the protagonists, [[ParentalNeglect constantly forgetting about the existence of her daughter, Sherry,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and being responsible for FloppyFeet dying as a virgin, which peeves Ada to no end.]] |
| 1172 | --->'''Ada''': Ah, I should have known! Responsibility!\ |
| 1173 | '''Annette''': [non-chalant] Yeah... Yeah... [[CaptainObvious This guy's dead.]]\ |
| 1174 | [''Mass corpsing'']\ |
| 1175 | '''Ada''': You were supposed to ''feed him!''\ |
| 1176 | '''Annette''': Yeah, but then I, like... forgot.\ |
| 1177 | '''Ada''': Come ''on!'' |
| 1178 | ** The crocodile is turned into the Vore Demon, a ravenous monster born of [=FloppyFeet=]'s fetishes who demands "cummies" and feet pics from Leon even as it tries to eat him. |
| 1179 | ** William Birkin is portrayed as a being made of leftover Lunchable meat who demands Lunchables and calls for eye drops whenever his eye gets shot. |
| 1180 | *** It's revealed in a flashback that Birkin [[WasOnceAMan used to be [=FloppyFeet=]'s Chaos]], who ate leftover Lunchable meat because he ''needed'' the Lunchable clout. |
| 1181 | ** Finally, Sherry Birkin introduces herself as [=FloppyFeet's=] Childhood Innocence, who is [[OnlySaneMan the only remotely functional aspect in the whole group.]] |
| 1182 | * After being saved by Ada (who introduces herself as the [[FunWithAcronyms Female Body Inspector]]), Leon snarks about lesbian rights, prompting Ada to shoot the zombie dog a second time. Leon's tune changes instantly and he asks her to "sign him up", to which she responds with... |
| 1183 | -->'''Ada''': [[DudeLooksLikeALady Judging by your bone structure,]] I'd say you're half-way there. ''(walks away)''\ |
| 1184 | ''(beat)''\ |
| 1185 | '''Leon''': ... Holy ''shit.'' |
| 1186 | * Leon's reaction to a fangirl eater: |
| 1187 | -->'''Eater''': Leon! Big fan! Hey, I've got some vital information to tell you! You want it?\ |
| 1188 | '''Leon''': [[LittleNo No]]. ''(Shoots her in the face)'' |
| 1189 | ** He then proceeds to "double-tap" her [[OverlyLongGag seven]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill times.]] |
| 1190 | * Leon meets up with [[WeHardlyKnewYe Ben]], [[TheUnintelligible who sounds like a mute chain-smoker]]. Leon assumes he was rendered mute by smoking and then has a one-sided conversation while pretending to understand him, until right before Mr. X comes Ben reveals that [[SincerityMode he was just doing a bit and is actually very scared]]. |
| 1191 | ** Ben somehow leaves Leon an insulting recording after his death: |
| 1192 | --->'''Ben''': Hey bitch, what's up? I'm gonna record this after I die so you get insulted even when I can't breath anymore. [[BigStupidDoodooHead Your nose is stupid and your hair looks ugly.]] You should dye it green; that's the only way it would look better. Look at my jacket and my lanyard. You'll never look as cool as me. Even in life, I am cooler in death. Fuck your blue eyes-\ |
| 1193 | '''Ben's mother''': GERALD, ARE YOU RECORDING ON THE PHONE AGAIN?!\ |
| 1194 | '''Ben/"Gerald"''': MOM! I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA BE RECORDING! SHUT UP!\ |
| 1195 | '''Ben's mother''': I TOLD YOU NO MORE RECORDING ON THE PHONE UNTIL-\ |
| 1196 | '''Ben/"Gerald"''': [[BasementDweller MAKE ME SOME MACARONI AND CHEESE, MOM!]] |
| 1197 | * The entire moment in the Kendo Gunshop is just pure hilarity. Leave it to the RTF team to make one of the most tearjerker moments in the [=RE2=] Remake into one of the most hilarious ones. |
| 1198 | ** The whole bit between Robert and his daughter is a highlight, with Robert listing off quite a lot of pet nicknames dads would use for their children. The Corpsing throughout the whole thing just makes it better. |
| 1199 | ** Robert's casually insulting farewell. |
| 1200 | --->'''Robert''': Alright, I'll see you fuckers later. Check us on Etsy - "Daddy-Daughter-Crafts-[[BreadEggsMilkSquick XXX-Skillshots]]". I dunno, I'm still toying around with the name. You'll find it, don't worry, it's gonna be something with paternal love in it. [[BreathlessNonSequitur Fuck you.]] |
| 1201 | ** The dub leaves in the [[MercyKill shotgun blast]] from behind Robert's closed door, but [[ImOkay explains it away as a bandsaw firing up.]] |
| 1202 | * Leon's and Ada's banter in general is hilarious: |
| 1203 | ** Leon feels a tremor exploring the sewers. |
| 1204 | --->'''Leon''': Whoa, what the hell was that?!\ |
| 1205 | '''Ada''': Sorry, [[ImmodestOrgasm I had an orgasm.]]\ |
| 1206 | '''Entire cast''': [''Screaming with laughter''] |
| 1207 | ** When the two meet again after the encounter with Responsibility, Leon comes to help Ada by [[WorstAid ripping the piece of trash sticking out of her leg before she could prepare herself for it]], leading to a brief argument. |
| 1208 | ---> '''Leon''': [[SincerityMode I did not give you enough time to take a deep breath. I am so sorry-]] It's like ripping off a band-aid except you don't see it coming, it's gonna hurt a lot too-\ |
| 1209 | '''Ada''': *interjecting* No, it's not like ripping off a band-aid, ''it's like ripping a piece of detritus from my thigh!'' '''''Oooh, GOD!'''''\ |
| 1210 | '''Leon''': Yeah! I mean, yes, same- same general deal, like- either way, you're like, a figment of his mind, like, you don't feel pain, do ya?\ |
| 1211 | '''Ada''': [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth I don't know what the fuck kind of shit you're into, but I am NOT having a part of it!]]\ |
| 1212 | '''Leon''': Yeah! And you said you didn't like me! And I'm not into humiliation, so we're not in it!\ |
| 1213 | '''Ada''': [[BlatantLies No, I didn't say I didn't like you]]; I said I didn't like you ''as you are.''\ |
| 1214 | '''Leon''': Oh! [[DeadpanSnarker You must've said that]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuuuuucking]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker quietly, then!]] |
| 1215 | ** Quickly after that, there's the bit that leads to the discussion about Leon's gender identity in the tram, or as the dub identifies it... |
| 1216 | ---> '''Ada''': You came into my [[CrossesTheLineTwice force-femme machine.]]\ |
| 1217 | '''Leon''': *blank stare*\ |
| 1218 | '''Ada''': Now you're ''mine.''\ |
| 1219 | '''Leon''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ... Well I've made an enormous fucking mistake.]] |
| 1220 | * The whole discussion in the tram is a [[GirlsHaveCooties barrel of laughs]]; Ada [[CrossesTheLineTwice forcibly changes Leon's gender identity]] [[ArtisticLicenseBiology by puking "girl juice" from her "girl sacs" into him.]] Leon sounds more annoyed than anything else. [[labelnote:*]]This becomes HarsherInHindsight if you read Ryan's post on the force-femme bit and realize it's not ''Leon'' who's irritated by it but ''Ryan'' due to Hayley continuously forcing it on him throughout the dub despite his discomfort.[[/labelnote]] |
| 1221 | --> '''Ada''': You don't have to be... a ''boy.'' A gross, yucky, ick boy!\ |
| 1222 | '''Leon''': I don't have cooties- I've had my cootie-shot!\ |
| 1223 | ''[Ada leans in and gives him a kiss with a lot of gross noises]''\ |
| 1224 | '''Mechanical Voice''': ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Serum deposited.]]''\ |
| 1225 | '''Leon''': ... And now I have the fucking cooties again. |
| 1226 | * In this dub, the Umbrella security troops who try to arrest William are Marines there to punish him for [[DisproportionateRetribution raiding the fridge for leftovers]]. He gets accidentally gunned down by "Arnold", the least competent of the Marines who promptly gets read the riot act by the rest of the squad. |
| 1227 | -->'''William''': Listen, I need the clout! I need my Lunchable clout! This is how I get my lucci, my Prada, my Louis! Please don't do this to me!\ |
| 1228 | '''Marine 1''': Give us the tomato sauce right now! Drop it! I'm not gonna say this again, old man!\ |
| 1229 | '''William''': I look like [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Benedict Cumber-]]'''''[[KilledMidSentence URGH!]]'''''\ |
| 1230 | '''Arnold''': [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Sorry, my finger slipped.]]\ |
| 1231 | '''Various marines''': What the- what the ''fuck'', Arnold?!\ |
| 1232 | '''Marine 2''': Is he dead?\ |
| 1233 | '''Marine 3''': Yeah, he's dead.\ |
| 1234 | '''Arnold''': Sorry, it was my first day.\ |
| 1235 | '''Mission Control''': Marines! Marines, come in! Is he- is he still alive?\ |
| 1236 | '''Marine 3''': No, he's not alive. I'm sorry.\ |
| 1237 | '''Mission Control''': Was it Arnold again?!\ |
| 1238 | '''Marine 3''': It was Arnold again.\ |
| 1239 | '''Marine 2''': [[EmbarrassingNickname Darnold]] fucked it up.\ |
| 1240 | '''Mission Control''': God ''damnit'', Arnold! |
| 1241 | ** While lecturing Arnold, the Marines mention they were all ordered to load their guns with "funny bullets" like [=SweeTarts=], while Arnold admits to "loading [his] gun with gun". |
| 1242 | * The Lunchables' grand reveal for it's true identity, [=FloppyFeet's=] chaos, initally starts as somewhat Nightmare Fuel, and then leads to a funny moment that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, but is still enough to [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]] anyone. |
| 1243 | --> '''Chaos:''' (in a flashback) Responsibility... I-I only have so much longer... as... [=FloppyFeet's=] chaos... I can only hold myself back for so long...\ |
| 1244 | '''Responsibility:''' Yeah...I let this happen, didn't I.\ |
| 1245 | ''the cast starts [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]]''\ |
| 1246 | '''Claire:''' Yeah, you really screwed the pooch on this one.\ |
| 1247 | '''Responsibility:''' Oh, y'know, there's always next time!\ |
| 1248 | [{{Beat}}] \ |
| 1249 | '''Claire:''' '''''[[BigWhat ...WHAT!?]]''''' [{{Beat}} again] [[MoodWhiplash No, wait, actually, he did believe in reincarnation.]] |
| 1250 | * Ada's last words to Leon are to carry on her legacy of girlhood, which he really doesn't have to do... cut to the next boss fight and Leon claims to be experimenting with they/them pronouns, and everyone else now recognizes them as a woman. |
| 1251 | -->'''Sherry''': I love my moms! |
| 1252 | * Mr. X's PreAssKickingOneLiner during his final confrontation with Leon. |
| 1253 | -->'''Mr. X''': '''''YOU MOTHERFUCKER'''''. This is your final chapter, and [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm about to climax!]]\ |
| 1254 | '''Leon''': Fucking gross, but I like the line. |
| 1255 | * The last-second explanation as to why Sherry was able to leave Marvin's mindscape despite being an integral part of him: |
| 1256 | -->'''Trucker:''' [[MotorMouth The-reason-Sherry-was-able-to-escape-is-because-childhood-innocence-is-a-universal-concept-and-so-she-was-able-to-exist-outside-of-our-world]] [[FlippingTheBird FUCK YOU, LEON!]] Dumbasses didn't even know how to wrap up the fuckin' plot. Goddamn...\ |
| 1257 | '''Leon:''' ... [''shrugs''] Alright. |
| 1258 | * The final line absolutely ends the dub with a bang. Right after Sherry says she loves her moms, this happens: |
| 1259 | -->'''Ada:''' '''''[[RunningGag I'M STILL FALLIIIIING!!!!]]'''''\ |
| 1260 | [[/folder]] |
| 1261 | |
| 1262 | [[folder:Sonic Riders]] |
| 1263 | * When Eggman makes his entrance, Scout is very surprised at how tall he is compared to every other character. |
| 1264 | -->'''Jet''': How the fuck did you get up here? We're, like, eight miles off the ground!\ |
| 1265 | '''Eggman''': Uh, I've- I've, y'know, I just-\ |
| 1266 | '''Scout''': [''interrupting''] ''HE'S SO BIG!''\ |
| 1267 | '''Eggman''': I-I-I flew! I'm very tall, I am at least seven-foot-one and I will step on each one of you like eggs.\ |
| 1268 | '''Jet''': [''[[{{Corpsing}} voice cracking]]''] Okay, well, I'd like to fuckin' see you try. |
| 1269 | * The beginning cinematic is full of treasure. |
| 1270 | --> '''Jet:''' [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 That was an illegal left, by the way.]][[labelnote:*]]Made all the more better with Sonic attempting to cut him off by, you guessed it, turning left. Met with a BigShutUp, courtesy of Ryan.[[/labelnote]] |
| 1271 | --> '''Jet:''' [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaBreathOfTheWild Revali's Gale is now ready!]][[labelnote:*]][[DontExplainTheJoke Besides Revali and Jet both being birds, he says this right before he cuts Sonic off with the wind from his Extreme Gear.]][[/labelnote]] |
| 1272 | --> '''Sonic:''' Uh...[[TheyKilledKennyAgain I'm dead]]. |
| 1273 | * Eggman [[CallBack makes another announcement on TV]]. While it's not quite as iconic as the legendary scene from the ''Sonic Adventure 2'' dub, Alfred is in fine form as usual, rambling about how he's releasing a new console known as the "[=GameCube=] 2" and that he's somehow promoting this with a skateboard race. He also shows off a diamond (actually the Blue Chaos Emerald) and says that he'll give it to his "brand new husband and/or wife" and then [[InterruptedByTheEnd gets cut off before he adds more details to the contest]]... only to go back online to announce that he's bisexual [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment after Sonic and crew already connected the dots]]. Not to mention this gem: |
| 1274 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur My knuckles are the size of God!]] |
| 1275 | * Sonic's reaction to seeing Jet on-screen, apparently forgetting that they had already met before: |
| 1276 | -->'''Sonic''': Woah! Who's that? He looks pretty cool! Wait, I saw him earlier. Oh, I remember now!\ |
| 1277 | [''beat'']\ |
| 1278 | '''Penny''': [''out of character''] [[CantBelieveISaidThat God, that was garbage...]] |
| 1279 | * Throughout the game, Storm keeps bursting into Jet's office in a panic. Scout clearly has no idea why and has to keep making up reasons on the spot. |
| 1280 | -->'''Storm''': [[ArtisticLicenseMedicine Hey, has anybody seen my pacemaker?!]] Why is it that every time I come into this room I'm scared?! |
| 1281 | * "I'VE COME TO MAKE A--wait, no, wrong script." |
| 1282 | * After beating him in a race, Sonic accidentally makes Jet trip, and then proceeds to feign concern before his [[NoSympathy lack of sympathy]] kicks in. |
| 1283 | -->'''Sonic:''' Wait, Jet, look out!\ |
| 1284 | '''Jet''' ''[trying to stop, but accidentally launching himself in the air]'': AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!\ |
| 1285 | '''Sonic:''' Holy shit, are you okay? Oh my god, are you okay?\ |
| 1286 | '''Jet:''' [[CallBack The hand of God!]]\ |
| 1287 | '''Sonic:''' [[MoodWhiplash Just kidding;]] [[NoSympathy I don't care!]]\ |
| 1288 | '''Jet:''' AAAAGH- ''[falls on the ground]'' |
| 1289 | * Both of Hayley's characters constantly promote the value of tertiary education until Tails finally steps in. |
| 1290 | --> '''Sonic''': Is college actually valuable? |
| 1291 | --> '''Knuckles''': College is extremely valuable! You should all value your education! Back in Nineteen-aught-Seven [[Really700YearsOld when I first graduated]] from Princeton University, I remember learning- |
| 1292 | --> '''Tails''': [[MemeticMutation Okay boomer]], shut the fuck up! |
| 1293 | * Speaking of which, Alfred's Eggman continues to be an absolute treat. After hacking into Redbox, Jet and his posse discover that Eggman was in control of it the entire time. Why? To ensure that no one will ever be able to return a movie ever again. He also plans to make ''Film/GrownUps 3'', with the power of the angel's wings, his mathematics, and a godly figure that he refers to as Creator/AdamSandler, who will put product placement for the [=GameCube=] 2 in ''Grown Ups 3''. ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext, of course. |
| 1294 | ** Storm's reaction to discovering this plan? |
| 1295 | -->'''Storm:''' What a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking bastard]]! [[SeriousBusiness We can't let him do that to Adam Sandler's career,]] [[TakeThat it can't take another hit]]! |
| 1296 | * When Knuckles and Storm meet in Egg Factory before the next leg of the race, Hayley interprets the heat warping the air as water and manages to spend most of the scene making drowning noises while everyone around Knuckles is unaffected due to either being a robot or somehow not having the effect visible on them. It culminates in Scout delivering one last punchline. |
| 1297 | -->'''Knuckles''': STOP FILLING THE AIR WITHRBRBLBLRBL-! |
| 1298 | -->'''Storm''': It's my [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure enemy Stand]]! |
| 1299 | ** We get this line after Storm punches E-100000R. |
| 1300 | --->'''Storm:''' Oh god, I'm so sorry sir, I've just been so on edge since we had to kick Rouge out of the polycule [[SeriousBusiness 'cuz she could only name two of]] Music/TheBeatles. |
| 1301 | * An odd exchange where Jet gives a reason for abandoning the Redbox scheme. |
| 1302 | -->'''Jet''': I'm out! Done with this shit! Honestly, I'm not fucking with anymore Redboxes, last time I did, it spit a bunch of quarters at me.\ |
| 1303 | '''Wave''': Wait, [[FridgeLogic you don't put quarters in there]]. (the cast starts corpsing) What were you- Jet, [[TooDumbToLive were you putting your quarters in the card reader?]] (everyone laughs even harder) Jet- Jet you have to- that's not how you do that!\ |
| 1304 | '''Jet''': They were pouring out of it! I almost drowned like [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 Scrooge McDuck!]]\ |
| 1305 | '''Wave''': What the fuck are you talking about?! Is it a Coinstar?!\ |
| 1306 | '''Jet''': Here, I'll show you!\ |
| 1307 | (cut to Jet in a giant pile of coins)\ |
| 1308 | '''Ryan''': (amidst further corpsing; screeching) ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe SHUT THE FUCK UP!]]'' |
| 1309 | * After Wave blows up Sonic's board, causing him to crash, it's briefly assumed [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Sonic died again]]. Sonic's scream as he's sent flying really sells it. |
| 1310 | -->'''Announcer''': And would you look at that, everyone, Sonic has fucking died! [[CallBack Who wants to bite the bullet]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 and kiss him?]] |
| 1311 | * Sonic and Jet have some choice words after Wave's sabotage of Sonic's board gives Jet the [=GameCube=] 2: |
| 1312 | -->'''Sonic''': (in pain) ''I'm gonna fucking kill you.'' |
| 1313 | -->'''Jet''': Looks like you're stuck with the Wii U, you punk bitch! |
| 1314 | -->'''Sonic''': ''THE WII U'S NOT THAT BAD!'' |
| 1315 | -->'''Jet''': [[MotorMouth It's true, but the lack of support means the controller will be outdated and nobody will be able to replace iiiiiiiit!]] |
| 1316 | -->'''Sonic''': (pissed) Aw, you're right! |
| 1317 | * This exchange between Amy and Storm: |
| 1318 | -->'''Storm''': Well, I think... You know what, it saw the ring that I had. And you see this ring right here, it's much shittier. It got jealous and it was like "what's the fuckin' point of even trying?" |
| 1319 | -->'''Amy''': Holy shit. |
| 1320 | -->'''Storm''': I think that's my current working theory. I'm gonna eat this. It looks like half a pretzel. And God, I'm hungry. (starts to run off) There's not much food in this chroma nightmare that we call society. |
| 1321 | -->'''Amy''': No, get back here! Hang on! |
| 1322 | -->'''Storm''': No! Hahaha! |
| 1323 | -->'''Amy''': I wanna develop a friendship with you! |
| 1324 | -->'''Storm''': So long, you [[PrecisionFStrike dusty bitch!]] HAHA! |
| 1325 | * Which then leads to this: |
| 1326 | -->'''Sonic''': My Dusty Bitch senses told me to come over here! |
| 1327 | -->'''Amy''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!]]'' I DID NOT GO TO FOUR YEARS OF MASTERS' SCHOOL TO GET TO BE CALLED A DUSTY BITCH! |
| 1328 | * The nature of such a video leads to some ''entirely'' unplanned bits. |
| 1329 | -->'''Amy''': ...Are we just doing this now? [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 We're all standing around. Buncha assholes standing in a line.]] [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]] |
| 1330 | -->'''Knuckles''': Aw, fuck. She got us there, guys. Well... |
| 1331 | -->''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' |
| 1332 | -->''(crew goes from [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]] to full-on laughter)'' |
| 1333 | * "Hey, audience, I know you're wondering what the fuck is going on, uhhhhh... me too!" |
| 1334 | ** In general, Alfred's complete disbelief at the sheer escalation of stakes in what he was led to believe was a game about hoverboard racing, particularly in the scene where Jet raises Babylon Garden from the desert. |
| 1335 | --->'''Ryan:''' [[SarcasmMode This is an advanced skateboarding trick!]] |
| 1336 | --->'''Scout:''' Yeah, it's called "Digging Up Atlantis". |
| 1337 | * The crew losing it when they see Eggman riding a hilariously small motorcycle while on the tracks of Babylon Garden. With reactions ranging from finding it adorable to the obvious amusement of the disproportionate size of Eggman compared to his vehicle. |
| 1338 | --> '''Eggman''': Fuckin' out of here! |
| 1339 | * Marble Charlotte [[DeadAir draws a blank]]. [[ThrowItIn It gets left in.]] |
| 1340 | -->'''Storm''': I didn't think this day would come.\ |
| 1341 | '''Jet''': Well... [''[[{{Beat}} awkward silence]]''] I can't think of ''anything!''\ |
| 1342 | [''Corpsing'']\ |
| 1343 | '''Wave''': Zat is alright.\ |
| 1344 | '''Storm''': Eh, it's okay. Game development is hard. |
| 1345 | * Hayley is clearly struggling to keep up throughout the video due to the large number of scenes Knuckles and Amy share. This eventually leads to a moment where Knuckles speaks in the wrong voice. |
| 1346 | --> '''Sonic''': Knuckles, that's a great Amy impression you got there. |
| 1347 | --> '''Knuckles''': Thanks, I've been working on it in my retirement. |
| 1348 | * Knuckles tries translating the stone carving because he can read braille. Problem is, he can't read ''Sumerian'' braille. |
| 1349 | --> '''Sonic''': What's the texture like, Knuckles? |
| 1350 | --> '''Knuckles''': It's rough... |
| 1351 | -->''(Beat)'' |
| 1352 | --> '''Knuckles''': It's ''(voice cracks and several people corpse, including Knuckles)'' real rough... |
| 1353 | -->'''Scout''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap "Real rough" is right...]] |
| 1354 | * When SCR-HD activates the black hole, Alfred can be heard breathlessly sputtering his disbelief, clearly ''not'' expecting the stakes to be raised so dramatically in what had been a simple racing game. |
| 1355 | ** The background music for said event is... an orchestral rendition of "[[https://youtu.be/IMC0uZY2iH0?t=682 There Goes Hawaii]]". [[AmbiguousSituation This could also be the reason why Alfred went into disbelief.]] |
| 1356 | ** This line: |
| 1357 | --->[[AC:Time to activate the world's largest SUCC]] |
| 1358 | * The plot-derailing that is so ubiquitous in these dubs reaches what must be an all-time apex when the footage randomly switches to VideoGame/GarrysMod to fill the gaps in the story, using models from Half Life and having [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Doctor Breen ]]and Hatsune Miku armed with a gun as actual characters! |
| 1359 | -->'''Ryan:''' I don't use the word "fucking stupid" loosely... |
| 1360 | ** This entire scene was planned by Penny and Marble before the cast began recording to make up for Master Core ABIS not being in any major cutscenes like the Babylon Guardian. As a result, only they knew what was coming; ''everyone else in the cast'' was taken off guard by it. |
| 1361 | * Wave randomly changing to a foreign accent [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent migrating]] between French, German, and Russian after the shift to Zero Gravity, explained as spending 30 years in France despite only a weekend passing for the others due to time dilation. |
| 1362 | -->'''Storm''': I can't understand you through your thick accent, but I still like you, 'cause you're my friend. |
| 1363 | * The conclusion of the ''Riders'' portion of the video ends with massive corpsing from everyone. |
| 1364 | -->'''Tails''': Hey, Sonic- |
| 1365 | -->'''Sonic''': Wait, I don't talk to you. You're Eggman now. |
| 1366 | ** It also ends with Sonic and Jet singing a shortened version of "[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc If I Didn't Have You]]", beginning ''while the cast is still corpsing''. Jet also says he'll see Sonic again in ''[[VideoGame/TeamSonicRacing Team Sonic Racing]]''...which is even funnier since Jet didn't even ''appear'' in said game, but ''did'' appear in ''[[VideoGame/MarioAndSonicAtTheOlympicGames Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games Tokyo 2020]]''. |
| 1367 | * The exaggerated facial expressions make for some excellent comedic timing. |
| 1368 | -->'''Jet:''' I'm very impressed but also very disturbed. ''(beat)'' AAAAAA! |
| 1369 | * Amy is ''not'' happy that Sonic left her behind with Eggman. |
| 1370 | -->'''Amy:''' You motherFUCKER! You just left me to die!\ |
| 1371 | '''Sonic:''' ''(slowly backing away)'' Top 30 reasons why Sonic is sorry... Number five will surprise you!\ |
| 1372 | '''Amy:''' Top 30 ANIME DEATHS! NUMBER ONE: ''YOUR FUCKING ASS '''RIGHT NOW!''''' |
| 1373 | ** Then there's the exchange afterwards while Amy is chasing Sonic around with her hammer; |
| 1374 | --->'''Sonic:''' Ah, no! Amy, no, wait!\ |
| 1375 | '''Amy:''' Get back here, you blue ''son of a bitch''! I'm gonna fuckin' ''wear your guts for'' '''''garters!'''''\ |
| 1376 | '''Sonic:''' Oh god, please leave me alone! I don't wanna die, I'm not ready to die, there's so many things I haven't done yet!\ |
| 1377 | '''Amy:''' I ''swear to God!''\ |
| 1378 | '''Sonic:''' Amy, please! I need to visit a Chipotle, I need to visit Walt Disney World!\ |
| 1379 | ''[Amy continues yelling indecipherably]'' |
| 1380 | * Storm begging for death at the hands of ''Hatsune Miku'' holding an [=HL2=] Spas-12 shotgun. |
| 1381 | --> '''Storm:''' ''HATSUNE MIKU?!'' Is that you? Have you fum - fa - come to put me out of my misery? Please! I don’t like feeling like a slack three-dimensional model! |
| 1382 | -->'''Hatsune Miku:''' Hmm, you’re gonna have to beg a little bit harder than that, motherfucker! |
| 1383 | ** And then: |
| 1384 | --->'''Jet:''' Is that fucking Hatsune Miku? Are you asking for death from Hatsune Miku? |
| 1385 | --->'''Hatsune Miku:''' Yep! |
| 1386 | --->'''Jet:''' ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT! |
| 1387 | ** This line out of context is just amazing; |
| 1388 | --->'''Sonic:''' Oh god, Hatsune Miku is ''DEAD!'' |
| 1389 | * Due to being played by Scout, Storm is less of a [[DumbMuscle meathead]] than he usually is which leads to his canon personality in the footage being at odds with Scout's more calm take on him. Due to the slapdash nature of going through the events of ''Riders'' and ''Zero Gravity'' along with the chaotic ''Garry's Mod'' trip, he's ''traumatized'' by the end of the video thanks to this personality. |
| 1390 | -->'''Storm:''' [[DissonantSerenity (calmly)]] After this experience, I don't think I'll ''ever'' be whole again. |
| 1391 | -->'''Jet:''' Honestly? I feel pretty good about everything that happened in the Hell Dimension. It's not bad, we made friends! |
| 1392 | -->'''Storm:''' A piece of me is forever sullied and I don't think I'll ever be able to experience again. |
| 1393 | * The fact that Marbles has played ''Sonic Riders'' more than once, and knows exactly what's going to happen in the cutscenes and when, allows her to make perfect joke setups. |
| 1394 | -->'''Jet:''' (In-engine cutscene) I'm turning up the graphics settings once and for all!\ |
| 1395 | ''[Pre-rendered cutscene starts playing a few seconds afterwards]'' |
| 1396 | ** The aforementioned quarters scene also applies, with Jet's story about nearly drowning in quarters being illustrated via his canon ImagineSpot where he's shown lying in a huge pile of money. |
| 1397 | * This line, shortly after Jet turns up the graphics settings: |
| 1398 | -->'''Announcer:''' I can see my age! What the fuck?! I can- I have so much detail!! |
| 1399 | * This bit of presumably trailer fodder. |
| 1400 | -->'''Jet:''' You know, I have to say something really cool here to close out the dub trailer. |
| 1401 | -->'''Sonic:''' Okay. I'll say something cool too. |
| 1402 | ** This is funny on its own as the trailer ends after this dialogue exchange. However, in the video itself, a few seconds pass before Scout responds with, "Great work, guys." |
| 1403 | * While explaining the rise of the tire robots in ''Riders: Zero Gravity'', Alfred trips over his own tongue, before immediately playing it off: |
| 1404 | --> '''Eggman:''' So it all started here. I was building all of these robots, and then I had bought at least four to five Apple watches on the same day. And then, something happened. In the middle of the lab, as the robots were working at it, there was some sort of bright resource coming from the middle. And I had to go check it out, I had to see what it was. And LittleDidIKnow, it was a tiny piece of my braincell, that I put inside of the machine so that way it could function around my mental main- men- my ''mental!'' My '''''brain?!''''' ''[{{beat}}]'' As you can see, I'm still missing the brain piece. ''[The others crack up.]'' I haven't gotten it back. |
| 1405 | ** After that, Alfred likens the brain piece to a chunk of ham. |
| 1406 | ** His explanation for the map graphic covered in arrows: |
| 1407 | --->'''Eggman''': I didn't know what to do with myself so I spread out an emergency thing throughout the island. Each of these cursors represent [''[[{{Corpsing}} wheeze]]''] [[AmbiguouslyHuman my tentacles]], [[WhoWritesThisCrap what?]]\ |
| 1408 | '''Sonic''': What do they repre- oh your t- your ''tentacles?!''\ |
| 1409 | '''Eggman''': [[HiddenDepths Look, I have a lot of secrets, okay?]] Jesus...\ |
| 1410 | '''Jet''': I'll say! Holy shit! |
| 1411 | * When the group finds a flying carpet inside a chest and begins WaxingLyrical over “[[{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}} A Whole New World]]”: |
| 1412 | -->'''Wave''': Well, looks like it can show us the world.\ |
| 1413 | '''Sonic''': Shining, shimmering, splendid-\ |
| 1414 | '''Amy''': I swear to God...\ |
| 1415 | '''Jet''': Tell me, Sonic. Now when did you last let your heart decide?\ |
| 1416 | '''Amy:''' Are we really doing this? Is everyone doing "A Whole New World" without me? I wanna be Jasmine, you son of a bitch! |
| 1417 | * When Jet activates an ancient ruin and causes Wave to miss a dentist appointment, forcing her to reschedule, but the dentist has no openings until next month: |
| 1418 | -->'''Jet''': mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AUGH! I can't fucking take this shit, the guilt is killing me, I'm sorry!\ |
| 1419 | '''Wave''': Imagining yourself as a jet plane will not help you zis time, Jet. |
| 1420 | [[/folder]] |
| 1421 | |
| 1422 | [[folder:Until Dawn]] |
| 1423 | * Chris's obsession with the Xbox, especially the Kinect. He drives Ashley crazy sharing all the details about it. |
| 1424 | * The initial interrogation of The Psycho: |
| 1425 | ** Dr. Hill's initial introduction. |
| 1426 | --->'''Dr. Hill:''' [[WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}} Hello, there! I am]] Advertising/DrRabbit[[WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}} , the world's only rabbit rabbit.]] You see, that's, uh, that's a joke there. I like to play a trick on people when they come into my office, lighten up the mood a little. ''[beat]'' What, not even a goddamn laugh? [[ThisIsGonnaSuck It's gonna be a rough fucking couple of weeks.]] |
| 1427 | ** His name in the dub is actually Dr. [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Green Z. Hill]]. |
| 1428 | --->'''Dr. Hill:''' They got the nameplate wrong. |
| 1429 | *** During Sophie's post-dub release stream, Holly states that the Z. stands for ''Zachariah.'' [[BaitAndSwitch Obviously.]] |
| 1430 | ** Rather than an interrogation, The Psycho is actually going to '''therapy'''. |
| 1431 | --->'''Dr. Hill:''' Here at therapy, we're here to answer the one big burning question everyone's got: what the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is wrong with you? |
| 1432 | *** Even funnier when you realise who Dr. Hill really is. |
| 1433 | ** Dr. Hill showing The Psycho a picture of the scarecrow. |
| 1434 | --->'''Dr. Hill:''' Now, take a look at this, young man. Can you tell me what's written on this paper? |
| 1435 | --->'''The Psycho:''' Uh, it's a guy. |
| 1436 | --->'''Dr. Hill:''' No, see, that's the picture. [[ExactWords I told you specifically, to tell me what was written on it.]] |
| 1437 | --->'''The Psycho:''' [[ARareSentence I don't speak corn.]] |
| 1438 | --->''[beat]'' |
| 1439 | --->'''Dr. Hill:''' ''[cracks neck]'' Oh, so now you're a funny guy, eh? You think you've got your own jokes? You think this is stand-up? I'm here to help you and what do you do? You spit in my goddamn face! Metaphorically, of course. Well, now, wise guy, let's see who among us... really is the funniest. |
| 1440 | ** At the end of the second session, [[AndAnotherThing as he casually walks away]] to stare out the window: |
| 1441 | --->'''Dr. Hill''': ...Your insurance isn't covering these sessions, by the way. |
| 1442 | * Mike's character is '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' for some reason. Scout herself actually says he will roll with it for the entire video. |
| 1443 | ** It's especially funny due to just how ''uncanny'' Scout's Markiplier impression is. Some commentators admitted to wondering if it really was Markiplier doing the part. |
| 1444 | ** Although Scout introduces Mike as "Mikeiplier", the other cast members treat him as if he was the actual Markiplier. Even Scout just rolled with it after a while. |
| 1445 | * The ''entire'' first interaction with Markiplier. |
| 1446 | -->'''Markiplier''': Hey, sorry about that! [[{{Catchphrase}} Hello everybody, my name is Mikeiplier]], and today, we're gonna go to Rude Mountain! [[BreakingTheFourthWall I hope you're all excited because this is the joke I'm running with the whole dub.]] Let's get to the sky tram, huh? What do you say, you, uh, you two lovers you. |
| 1447 | -->'''Em''': [[VideoGame/AmongUs I think this is sus, he's definitely the impostor.]] |
| 1448 | -->'''Markiplier''': As a gamer, I know exactly all about Among Us. [[DontExplainTheJoke "Sus", it's used when someone is suspicious.]] |
| 1449 | -->'''Matt''': I don't want to play any of your Among Us games. And, I think I just want to lay down.. and sleep! Close my eyes. |
| 1450 | -->'''Markiplier''': That's pretty cringe of you, buddy! [[MemeticMutation I'm gonna put you in my Cringe Tuesday Combiliation]]. Now come on, let's go. |
| 1451 | -->'''Em''': [[LampshadeHanging Did you say "combiliation"?]] |
| 1452 | -->'''Markiplier''': The only place that has wifi is up the hill... mountain, Rude Mountain. |
| 1453 | -->''[Beat]'' |
| 1454 | -->'''Matt''': Was that the [[WebVideo/UnusAnnus Anus Unus]] guy? |
| 1455 | -->''[Entire cast starts laughing]'' |
| 1456 | -->'''Em''': So we're voting him out, right? Never mind, fuck this. |
| 1457 | * Chris, Josh and Ashley playing with a Ouija board: |
| 1458 | -->'''Ashley''': This isn't a proper [[{{Malaproper}} Luigi board]] - I mean, there's no "yes" or "no", you can't say "goodbye" - You're gonna get fucked if you can't say goodbye to a ghost. Trust me on that one.\ |
| 1459 | '''Josh''': [[NerdsAreVirgins I can get fucked? Finally!]]\ |
| 1460 | [...] |
| 1461 | -->'''Chris''': It's going way too fast, I can't read it.\ |
| 1462 | '''Ashley''': It's okay, I understand.\ |
| 1463 | '''Josh''': I don't. Explain it to me in gross detail!\ |
| 1464 | '''Ashley''': Well, I'm the only one in the group who knows how to read, and that's the only reason you invite me to your parties. What else is there to explain?\ |
| 1465 | [''The planchette moves to "yes"; the cast burst out laughing'']\ |
| 1466 | '''Ashley''': See? Even the ghost agrees. |
| 1467 | ** As it turns out, Ashley's basic literacy isn't enough to make sense of this ghost. |
| 1468 | --->'''Ashley''': [''reading from the ouija board''] E... T... R... O... Et-ruh... Et-roi... Et-roil... Et-roi-led. ...[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped I- I straight up don't know what that means.]]\ |
| 1469 | '''Chris''': I don't know what an "etroiled" is; it sounds like something in the bathroom.\ |
| 1470 | '''Ashley''': What the fuck is an "etroiled"...? |
| 1471 | * Markiplier and Jessica encounter an injured deer, and Markiplier casts a healing spell on it... [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext which involves RIPPING ITS HEAD OFF.]] |
| 1472 | ** Later, Markiplier casts a hex on Jess for acting stupid. Then when she's immediately grabbed and pulled out a window by an unknown attacker, Markiplier attributes it to his hex and cheerfully gives chase with a rifle... not to rescue Jess, [[ComedicSociopathy but to finish her off.]] |
| 1473 | * Markiplier finds a ringing cellphone and the camera lingers on it as it plays its ringtone: [[RunningGag the Pumpkin Hill theme.]] |
| 1474 | -->'''Markiplier''': What the-? Hmmm... What is this?\ |
| 1475 | '''Ryan''': YEEESSS!\ |
| 1476 | '''Markiplier''': I can't- I don't- I truly just don't know what this is.\ |
| 1477 | '''Ryan''': ''YEEEESSS!!!''\ |
| 1478 | '''Jessica''': That's- what is that?!\ |
| 1479 | '''Markiplier''': I think it's an overdone joke. |
| 1480 | * In Part 2 of the dub, Markiplier begins to undergo SanitySlippage as he [[MediumAwareness realizes that he's a parody of a successful YouTuber dubbed over a character in a video game]]... accompanied by a wolf with the most adorable voice imaginable. |
| 1481 | -->'''Wolfie:''' Hi, I found you, hello!\ |
| 1482 | '''Markiplier''': [[BlatantLies I'm completely relaxed.]]\ |
| 1483 | '''Wolfie''': ''(Sincerely)'' Me too!\ |
| 1484 | '''Markiplier''': I'm totally okay.\ |
| 1485 | '''Wolfie''': I'm just a little puppy. Never felt a day of stress. |
| 1486 | ** Mikeiplier's sanity slips more and more, until he not only starts calling the characters by their dubbers' names, but in the credits, Mike's interview is replaced with ''Scout herself'' thanking the viewers for watching--as if implying Mike finally broke free of the dub and ascended to the real world. |
| 1487 | * Mike's life lesson after scaring away a bird by saying that it's a bird. |
| 1488 | -->'''Mike:''' I should've known saying what that thing was would've made it leave. Hngh! [[AwfulWeddedLife Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.]] |
| 1489 | * After Mike knocks over a barrel, it reveals [[AnimateInanimateObject it has the ability to talk]]. While he reacts in awe, the lock he's about to [[ShootOutTheLock shoot off]] begs for him not to shoot, but to no avail. |
| 1490 | -->'''Talking Barrel''': Oh my God, he shot Jimmy the Talking Padlock! |
| 1491 | * With the removal of the original dialogue, Mar misses some vital information during Chris and Ashley's death-trap scene: |
| 1492 | -->'''Chris''': I'm so sorry- I HAVE A ''GUN'', I GUESS?! What the fu- where the hell did that come from?!\ |
| 1493 | '''Josh''': It was on the table and you picked it up! But it's okay, [[HandWave the vibes can distort your mind.]] |
| 1494 | * The reveal that the masked killer has been Josh, trying to get everyone to give into the vibes. |
| 1495 | --> '''Sam''': I'm really glad that you're alive Josh, but also that's really fucked up. |
| 1496 | --> '''Mike''': [[BrutalHonesty I'm not. I'm pretty upset that he's alive considering everything that he's done so far. I can't be the only one who thinks that, right?]] |
| 1497 | * Mike and Sam's conversation while Sam has been tied up is ''rife'' with hilarious moments, from Mike bragging about his fame and personally knowing Jacksepticeye to him losing his composure (courtesy of Scout's corpsing). |
| 1498 | -->'''Mike:''' I'm really stressed, I don't know if you can tell... |
| 1499 | -->'''Sam:''' Markiplier, it's okay, I'm going to come get you! |
| 1500 | -->'''Mike:''' Please come get me, I'm so fucking scared...Did you know [[RunningGag Chuck Norris, when he divides, there are no remainders?]] |
| 1501 | -->'''Sam:''' I need you to shut up about Chuck Norris! ''I need you to shut up about Chuck Norris!'' |
| 1502 | * Mike and Chris take Josh outside, where he tries to get into their heads with his knowledge of upcoming Kinect, Xbox, and ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' projects. He also brings up a future ''Banjo-Kazooie'' game, prompting Mike to rip into it with what is clearly Scout's own thoughts on the franchise. |
| 1503 | -->'''Josh:''' [Rare] makes a real ''Banjo-Kazooie'' game on the Xbox! |
| 1504 | -->'''Mike:''' ''Banjo-Kazooie'' was never fucking good, everybody remembers that game through rose-tinted glasses. That game fucking sucked. It was boring and it was too long. |
| 1505 | -->'''Josh:''' You're absolutely right! But here's the thing about it--it's made only one way! It's made to be actually good! |
| 1506 | -->'''Mike:''' [[TakeThat That's impossible because the idea is tainted at the very foundation.]] |
| 1507 | * After narrowly escaping from the Funny Guys, Emily [[TookALevelInKindness resolves to be more positive.]] Chris takes the opportunity to rattle off some more Xbox tech-specs. |
| 1508 | -->'''Emily''': Listen, I have a new lease on life; I love all kinds of stuff now. I'm happy about everything. I love graphics! I love gameplay! I love the Dualshock 4! The Dualshock 5! The Dualshock 6! I don't give a shit!\ |
| 1509 | '''Chris''': Okay, I mean, you love the Dualshock, but have you ever heard of the Xbox One controller?\ |
| 1510 | '''Emily''': No, I-I- Please tell me about it, in just gross excruciating detail. Please, if you have some sort of Wikipedia article memorised about it, that would be great.\ |
| 1511 | '''Ashley''': [[OhNoNotAgain No, no, no, no...]]\ |
| 1512 | '''Chris''': ...Okay, well-\ |
| 1513 | '''Emily''': [''laughing''] I hear you typing! I hear you mentally typing!\ |
| 1514 | '''Chris''': No, no, I mean, it's- don't worry about what I'm doing... |
| 1515 | * Esteemed Vibes scientist and professional loomer Larry B. Looming asks the group who has been throwing off the Vibes of Rude Mountain, and gets a... [[BlatantLies mixed response.]] |
| 1516 | -->'''Sam''': Oh, it's Josh.\ |
| 1517 | '''Chris''': Oh it's- I, maybe them, not-\ |
| 1518 | '''Markiplier''': It's Josh.\ |
| 1519 | '''Emily''': It's Josh.\ |
| 1520 | '''Ashley''': It's one hundred percent Josh.\ |
| 1521 | '''Chris''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's definitely not me. Definitely Josh.]]\ |
| 1522 | '''Ashley''': Josh?\ |
| 1523 | '''Markiplier''': [[OverlyLongGag Clearly it is just Josh and not-]]\ |
| 1524 | '''Larry B. Looming''': None of y'all can agree, so it sounds like it might be all of ya. |
| 1525 | * Ashley and Chris in the game have a romantic relationship while Red and Mar have given them a more vitriolic one due to Ash being the OnlySaneMan [[EnragedByIdiocy having to deal with one of the dumbest.]] This leads to some confusing onscreen actions. |
| 1526 | -->''(They kiss)''\ |
| 1527 | '''Ashley''': I don’t know why I did that. I fucking hate you.\ |
| 1528 | '''Chris''': I don’t know. It was pretty well-earned, I would say.\ |
| 1529 | '''Ashley''': It was not! That made no sense! What is happening to me?! |
| 1530 | * Ashley comes across Larry's famous published novel, [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Vibes and Vrejudice.]] The entirety of the book (apart from the "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum Latin filler text]]") is a single sentence: Don't be mean. |
| 1531 | -->'''Sam''': [[RunningGag Thank God you know how to read, Ashley.]] |
| 1532 | * The characters decide to start fighting against the Vibes and start genuinely complimenting each other and expressing their friendship. Naturally, this is around the part of the game when the characters are supposed to be fighting. |
| 1533 | -->'''Emily:''' Friendship kick! (slaps Ashley across the face) |
| 1534 | ** In the game, the group sees that Emily has been bitten by a monster and consider killing her, fearing it'll turn her into one as well. In the dub, trying to resist the Vibes makes everyone go crazy. |
| 1535 | --->'''Mike:''' Being nice is hard, I don't know what to say.\ |
| 1536 | '''Emily:''' Okay, well, you don't have to say anything. [[DeadpanSnarker That's also nice.]] Not--I mean I'm--[[OhCrap Oh, god!]] Oh, no! Oh, god!\ |
| 1537 | '''Ashley:''' Rudeness! ''You've got to stop!''\ |
| 1538 | ''(Mike grabs the gun and points it at Emily.]''\ |
| 1539 | '''Mike:''' I'll shoot you right now!\ |
| 1540 | '''Emily:''' (as dubbers lose it) ''OKAY!''\ |
| 1541 | '''Mike:''' I swear, I'll fucking shoot! I haven't said anything mean in twenty seconds! I'm ready to fucking snap! |
| 1542 | * When Mike is annoyed by the other dubbers' talking and laughter, he [[TemptingFate threatens to kill the very next person he sees]]. Just then, Wolfie shows up, who Mike instead excitedly greets. |
| 1543 | * The conversation that follows Mike/Scout's realization of not being real is fully aware of how weirdly meta the dub has gotten. |
| 1544 | -->'''Sam:''' We're gonna get you back to your channel, alright? |
| 1545 | -->'''Mike/Scout:''' Oh, what channel? Snapcube? The channel this is going to go on? We know... Ryan, why won't they listen? |
| 1546 | -->'''Josh/Ryan:''' Well, obviously we have to construct this bit that we're in, where we're outside of the meta sense and they aren't. |
| 1547 | -->'''Mike/Scout:''' I know, and the tough part is that we also have to make it fit within the construct of the story, and I think Holly's doing a really good job at tying all that together, but at the same time it's very stressful! |
| 1548 | -->'''Holly:''' Oh, thank you! |
| 1549 | -->'''Mike/Scout:''' And-- You're welcome, Holly. And people don't understand how much work and time and thought goes into this. ''(Gets pulled underwater.)'' And now I have to say something about getting dragged underwater! |
| 1550 | * During the credits, Sam makes a confession, her tone [[MyGreatestFailure laden with regret]], as the dubbers collectively lose it: |
| 1551 | -->'''Sam''': [[CallBack In Part 1,]] I called it a "raccoon puzzle"... It was a wolverine. That's been bothering me a lot. |
| 1552 | [[/folder]] |
| 1553 | |
| 1554 | [[folder:Shadow the Hedgehog]] |
| 1555 | * One from the trailer for the episode: instead of an actual release date, the trailer just says "Coming when it's done and no sooner." |
| 1556 | * Just like Mephiles became "Memphis Tennessee" under her direction, Scout's Black Doom is "Actual {{Satan}}". |
| 1557 | ** [[IncomingHam "It's me, THE DEVIL! I'm here to convince you to do SIN!"]] |
| 1558 | * The main crux of the original game is that you can take multiple paths through the story. The crux of the dub is that all the paths happen in a GroundhogDayLoop devised by the Devil to get him down into Hell [[DevilsJobOffer so that he can become a middle manager]].[[note]]Which turns out in the Final Story to just be Satan {{gaslighting}} Shadow, who's just ''really bad'' at killing people.[[/note]] |
| 1559 | * Satan bids Shadow to sin, which Shadow claims he would never do, until explosions occur and Shadow agrees... and then boasts that [[ILied his sin is lying]], ''to the Devil''. (Considering what Shadow did with Martha, he's already sinned ''plenty''.) |
| 1560 | * On the first loop, Shadow decides to get there quick and easy by killing the President. However, this is the single ''best'' thing he could do because [[TakeThat the President at the time is a political figure carrying on a legacy of oppression and strife]]. Satan points out that within this first step alone, Shadow has basically guaranteed a seat at God's side. |
| 1561 | ** Of course, that's not Shadow's ''only'' idea for how to sin, as he's quick to voice upon seeing Eggman outside: |
| 1562 | --->'''Shadow:''' ...New idea: ''[[CallBack adultery]]''.\ |
| 1563 | ''[several cast members crack up in the background]'' |
| 1564 | * Early in the first loop, when Shadow attacks two soldiers trying to get him to freeze, Ryan's dog barks in the background. |
| 1565 | -->'''Shadow:''' I kicked them so hard, they turned into dogs! |
| 1566 | * Every scene involving the President of the United States, [[ColdHam a melodramatic weirdo who rarely speaks louder than a calm whisper]]. |
| 1567 | ** "I've eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years." |
| 1568 | ** While staring at a picture of Sonic and Shadow on his desk: "Sonic and Shadow would have answered the call. [[DeathSeeker They would have been here to kill me immediately]]." This comes immediately after his call to Raising Cane's went to a voicemail; either the President is enough of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} to genuinely believe a fast food restaurant would kill him, or he just believes their food is [[TakeThat that bad]]. Even funnier, while he stares at the picture, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the voicemail continues its message]], revealing that the number the President called was [[LOL69 6969]][[FourTwentyBlazeIt 420]]. |
| 1569 | ** Following a boss fight against Eggman, it cuts to the President who simply says "Something just happened." As he's anxiously waiting for ''anybody'' to just pick up the damn phone already, he runs to the window and screams "WHY WON'T ANYONE ANSWER ME!?", followed by a short monologue about how his voice randomly changed, and then making what can best be described as [[{{Angrish}} "angry noises"]]. |
| 1570 | ** Apparently, his presidential attire is actually just a [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] cosplay. [[BrickJoke The payoff comes later]] when he's celebrating Satan's defeat, randomly splashing an "objection" in the middle of his dialogue. |
| 1571 | * When the [[KillSat Eclipse Cannon]] fires on the planet below, there's a long silence, presumably as everyone waits to see what Alfred will do... and then: |
| 1572 | -->'''Alfred:''' Hey, reference! |
| 1573 | * After conning a soldier out of 2000 Website/{{Twitch}} bits, Commander Tower makes his next move: |
| 1574 | -->'''Tower:''' I need to update my audio equipment. ''[cocks pistol]'' I have updated my audio equipment. ''[everyone busts out laughing]'' |
| 1575 | ** Later into the dub, [[BrickJoke Tower arrives with his updated audio equipment]] and threatens to assault Shadow with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plosive plosives]]. Sonic's dead-serious response to this threat just makes the scene even better. |
| 1576 | * The dub's [[BaitAndSwitch take]] on [[MemeticMutation a certain line from the original game]]. |
| 1577 | -->'''Shadow:''' ''[counts the Chaos Emeralds he has]'' Wait... One, two, three, four, five... Where... Where's that... ''[[GoshDangItToHeck frickin']]'' sixth Chaos Emerald? ''[the crew starts {{Corpsing}}]'' |
| 1578 | ** Similarly, Espio says "Something, something, computer room" after Vector tells him to follow Shadow into Mad Matrix. |
| 1579 | * On the second loop, Satan gets exasperated with Shadow's inability to differentiate [[ToBeLawfulOrGood lawbreaking from sinning]] and pulls Black Bull from ''{{Heaven}}'' to give him a freebie. |
| 1580 | -->'''The Devil:''' Here, fight this! This guy donates to charities. |
| 1581 | * Sin is measured in points. Apparently, killing a guy who donates to charities frequently enough to get into Heaven is just worth sixteen. |
| 1582 | * When Shadow discovers the Shadow Androids, he realizes that [[BrokenRecord all they do is say "A clone of myself!"]].[[note]]A clone of myself![[/note]] He then asks to take one home with him for [[ScrewYourself personal reasons]]. [[VerbalBackspace Not what Eggman thinks, though]]. |
| 1583 | ** Then there's this realization after Shadow has some more flashbacks to the ''Sonic Adventure 2'' dub. |
| 1584 | --->'''Shadow:''' Wait, it's not because of the clone thing! It's because [[CallBack I pissed on his wife]] that he thinks I'm a pervert! What do you think, other Shadows?\ |
| 1585 | '''Shadow Androids:''' A clone of myself! |
| 1586 | ** Apparently, Eggman made the Shadow Androids so that they could take over Apple. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment This is never elaborated on or referenced again in the dub]]. |
| 1587 | ** In a flashback to [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Team Dark's ending]], Rouge and Omega decide to blow up a room full of Shadow Androids because they all have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_septum_deviation deviated septums]]. |
| 1588 | * After the Devil sends Shadow to a chemical plant for disrespecting him, he catches back up to Shadow after the latter decides to take a jaunt through an Aztec Temple. [[https://youtu.be/W-ZuKp8P7gA?t=1182 AS's feedback]]: |
| 1589 | -->'''The Devil:''' Eh, Bing-Bong! Hey, what's up? You're doing a bad job.\ |
| 1590 | '''Shadow:''' I ''know'' I'm doing a bad job! |
| 1591 | * Why did Satan come to Shadow? To [[DevilsJobOffer give him a job offer]]: |
| 1592 | -->'''The Devil:''' I want you down in Hell. I want you to be a middle manager. |
| 1593 | * After Satan once again scolds Shadow for his poor performance because [[ScrewYourself having sex with a clone]] isn't sinful enough, the two then spot Eggman's fleet in the distance. |
| 1594 | -->'''Satan:''' The fuck is that? You see that? Is that [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros King Koopa]]? What the fuck is that?\ |
| 1595 | '''Shadow:''' Uh, close -- it's Eggman.\ |
| 1596 | '''Satan:''' Oh, okay. [[BreakingTheFourthWall From]] ''Sonic''?\ |
| 1597 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah, from ''Sonic''.\ |
| 1598 | '''Satan:''' Oh, okay. I know where we are.\ |
| 1599 | '''Shadow:''' [[DelayedReaction F-From]] ''So''-- ''[[[NoticingTheFourthWall gasps]]]''\ |
| 1600 | '''Eggman:''' ''[distantly]'' [[LargeHam I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF SIN! IT'LL BE ME!]] |
| 1601 | * The one in the lead when it comes to Sin Points: ''Eggman''. Shadow recruits Omega to help ''suck the sin out of him'' to boost his numbers. Satan berates him again because Shadow proceeded to kill one of his ''best employees''. |
| 1602 | ** During their first fight, Eggman brags about his giant Sin Point total and how many people he has killed, [[ExplainExplainOhCrap oblivious to how many ideas he's giving Shadow until it's too late]]. |
| 1603 | --->'''Shadow:''' Well, you know what they say -- if you kill someone, you get ''all'' of their Sin Points.\ |
| 1604 | '''Eggman:''' Duh, you idiot, that's what I just said!\ |
| 1605 | '''Shadow:''' ''[bluntly]'' Yeah, so I'm gonna kill you.\ |
| 1606 | '''Eggman:''' You're f-- ''[[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness tone dropping to quiet and serious]]]'' [[OhCrap What? Wait a minute, I don't... I don't wanna die yet. Wait...]] |
| 1607 | * [[RunningGag "Hey, Shadow! Long time, no see!"]] |
| 1608 | * The DramaticIrony of the Devil, who was an alien in the source material, giving a speech to Shadow in space and then stopping in the middle of it to be flabbergasted by an alien passing by. |
| 1609 | * This exchange: |
| 1610 | -->'''GUN Commander:''' Mr. President, I just come in without knocking now, apparently. We're on that kind of a level. But I see you're in here dripped outta your gourd.\ |
| 1611 | '''President:''' You come in here... with a Tier 2 and Tier 3 sub... right next to you? Goodbye. ''[[[Anime/DragonBallZ Instant Transmissions]] away]''\ |
| 1612 | '''GUN Commander:''' Yeah, you said you were gonna play games with them.\ |
| 1613 | '''President:''' ''[Instant Transmissions back in]'' No...\ |
| 1614 | '''GUN Commander:''' What?! He paid money! He paid good money for that! '''''I''''' paid good money for that! And you're not gonna play with us? Awful. Honestly, get off the platform.\ |
| 1615 | '''President:''' Do you see what's happening outside? Do you see this phone in front of me? I hate him. The parasocial relationship that he's built.\ |
| 1616 | '''GUN Commander:''' They're never gonna call you, sir.\ |
| 1617 | '''President:''' I don't want them to call me, I want the world to end! ''[leaves, this time not by teleporting]''\ |
| 1618 | '''GUN Commander:''' I guess I'm the president now. I'm going to call them. |
| 1619 | ** This is immediately followed by the current time loop getting reset due to Shadow and Satan missing a very vital detail in their plan. |
| 1620 | --->'''The Devil:''' Remember that big gun in the sky? That was ''crazy'', right?\ |
| 1621 | '''Shadow:''' Didn't it blow up the White House?\ |
| 1622 | '''The Devil:''' That was ''so'' funny.\ |
| 1623 | '''Shadow:''' Aren't we standing ''next to'' the White H-- ''AAAAAAAAGH!'' |
| 1624 | * This one exchange between Shadow and Sonic. |
| 1625 | -->'''Shadow:''' ''[small evil giggle]'' You have no idea what the Constitution says now, Sonic... I made it so that [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries]]... ''ARE LEGAL! '''And can VOTE!'''''\ |
| 1626 | '''Sonic:''' ''[gasps]'' '''[[BigNo NO!]]'''\ |
| 1627 | '''Shadow:''' Why are you saying "no" to this, Sonic? Isn't this what we agreed upon all those years ago?!\ |
| 1628 | ''[sudden SmashCut; Sonic is now in pain]''\ |
| 1629 | '''Sonic:''' ''[groans]'' Fuck! Oh! No! [[OhCrap Furries... voting?!]]\ |
| 1630 | '''Shadow:''' ''[[EvilLaugh Hahahaha... Ahahahahaha!]]''\ |
| 1631 | '''Sonic:''' Shadow... you have no conceivable idea what you've done! [[ThinkOfTheChildren Think of what you've done]] -- ''[[ButtMonkey Charmy]]'s'' gonna be able to vote now!\ |
| 1632 | '''Shadow:''' The voting of the many... outveigh the voting of the Charmy. ''[{{beat}}]'' [[EpicFail Did I say "outveigh"?]]\ |
| 1633 | '''Sonic:''' You wanna take that again?\ |
| 1634 | '''Shadow:''' [[ThrowItIn No, I don't. I'm a one-time lad]]. One-term president... [[PresidentEvil because I'm making it so that there's no more term limit]]! I will have one term because I will be America's... ''[[DayOfTheJackboot dictator]]!'' '''[[EvilLaugh AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]''' |
| 1635 | ** The icing on the cake here is the exchange with Shadow and Maria before this one. |
| 1636 | --->'''Maria:''' Shadow, no matter what you do, never rewrite the Constitution! It's not right! You're a good boy. You've always been a good boy. Be nice to people, Shadow. Don't make murder legal. I know you have big ambitions, but they can't be worth your soul, Shadow! You know this, right...?\ |
| 1637 | '''Shadow:''' No. You don't know about my Sin Points, Maria. I've gathered them so long, it's -- it's one of my greatest accomplishments!\ |
| 1638 | ''[one fade-out later]''\ |
| 1639 | '''Maria:''' ''I'm... dying because I'm so surprised...''\ |
| 1640 | ''[most of the cast [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]]]''\ |
| 1641 | '''Maria:''' I have to contain you in here...\ |
| 1642 | '''Shadow:''' ''[now in a capsule]'' What!?\ |
| 1643 | '''Maria:''' [[CallBack Your fart smells so bad]]...\ |
| 1644 | '''Shadow:''' Wait! ''It wasn't me!'' '''YOU SMELT IT, THEREFORE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ''DEALT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...''' [fades away]'' |
| 1645 | ** And immediately ''after'' the confrontation with Sonic, Eggman shows up with one of his absolute highlights from the episode: |
| 1646 | --->'''Eggman:''' ''[dropping from the ceiling]'' [[IncomingHam Jesus Christ, Shadow, what have you done]]?! ''[through [[{{Corpsing}} laughter]]]'' I went to go vote and I saw a fursuit of someone with [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]]'s fat ass in line, and you have some explaining to do!\ |
| 1647 | '''Shadow:''' I don't think so, Eggman! You have to do what I say, or else you're under arrest, Eggman! Eggface! [[BigStupidDoodooHead Eggpoopypoopybutt]]!\ |
| 1648 | '''Eggman:''' You may be the-- ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Don't you ever fucking call me that ever again]], I'll '''KILL''' you!''\ |
| 1649 | ''[SmashCut to Eggman laying on the ground after being defeated, wheezing '''really''' hard]''\ |
| 1650 | '''Shadow:''' [[NoYou Not if I kill you first!]] ''[the entire cast collapses in laughter]'' Sorry, Eggman, but new amendment: "Die"!\ |
| 1651 | '''Eggman:''' You are a menace to our society, but one thing, Shadow: I rule Hell.\ |
| 1652 | '''Shadow:''' Not for long, you don't, because I will have so much power! [[TheStarscream I will kill the devil myself and take his place]]!\ |
| 1653 | '''Eggman:''' You ''never'' will do it!\ |
| 1654 | '''Shadow:''' Watch me! Like ''this!''\ |
| 1655 | '''Eggman:''' ''GAA--'' |
| 1656 | * Charmy Bee doesn't get to say much, but he gets one of the best non-sequiturs in the video when Shadow puts Team Chaotix to the task of rigging the election in his favor. Even better, his voice actress Holly [[{{Corpsing}} starts laughing uncontrollably]] and struggles to regain her composure to voice Rouge in the next scene. |
| 1657 | -->'''Charmy:''' I always wanted to rig a fucking election! Yippee, I can die happy tomorrow!\ |
| 1658 | '''Scout:''' ''[chuckling]'' Tomorrow!?\ |
| 1659 | '''Holly:''' ''[trying to stop laughing]'' Fuck, I'm sorry! |
| 1660 | ** Due to the ''very'' next line of said next scene being Rouge's (a character who Holly would voice from this episode onwards), her {{Corpsing}} becomes an ''actual part of the dub itself'', with the characters reacting to it. |
| 1661 | * Because gameplay tends to be minimal in these dubs, most boss fights that have their battle demonstrated once end up having their repeats skipped with a GilliganCut to Shadow having immediately killed them. In one case, Satan prepares to square off, and a flash of ''[[PowerIncontinence his own power]]'' triggers this cut. |
| 1662 | ** Likewise, the above-mentioned clip from the trailer where Eggman vows to kill Shadow is immediately followed by [[CurbStompBattle cutting to Eggman lying crushed and defeated on the ground]], with Alfred providing a suitably labored cough. |
| 1663 | ** By far the funniest gameplay moment is in one of the Eggman fights. While Alfred is [[LargeHam hamming]] it up, Eggman's robot (the Egg Dealer, which he refers to as "my Hell spider") readies a bomb... then tips over, falls flat on its face, and blows itself up. |
| 1664 | --->'''Scout:''' Bro sat on his own nuts! |
| 1665 | * After Shadow defeats Sonic and his robot friend Jonathan, he announces his intentions to [[RunningGag ascend to President of the United States]]. |
| 1666 | -->'''Shadow:''' Time for me to ascend!\ |
| 1667 | '''Sonic:''' No. [[RealMenLoveJesus The only one that can ascend is the Lord, our savior, Jesus Christ]].\ |
| 1668 | '''Shadow:''' I'm gonna become the one being that's even more powerful: the President of the United States! For now, I will have the power to [[HellHasNewManagement usurp the Devil and rule H-E-double-hockey stick]]! And then change it to something better: H-E-double-'''{{gun|Nut}}!''' ''[EvilLaugh]''\ |
| 1669 | '''Sonic:''' NO... ''NO!'' |
| 1670 | * Shadow trying to justify his poor attempts at sinning by saying that [[PresidentEvil all presidents are evil warmongerers]] and that he wants to become one too. |
| 1671 | -->'''Shadow:''' All presidents are clearly evil. They're war-crime-committing bastards and I wanna become one of them!\ |
| 1672 | '''The Devil:''' Yes, good. I like where your head's at, but [[InsaneTrollLogic I feel like you'll do too good]]!\ |
| 1673 | '''Shadow:''' Too good at being president? [[MindScrew Isn't that good for you, though]]?! I mean, I'm trying to do it by electoralism so I can [[MortonsFork give people the illusion that there's a choice]]...\ |
| 1674 | '''The Devil:''' Man, I dunno... That's a little complicated even for me. |
| 1675 | * "My mustache looks like fuckin' grass!" |
| 1676 | * "[[Advertising/BigBillHells If you live in Baltimore, fuck you!]]" |
| 1677 | ** Also referenced in the same scene: "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Bombs?]] [[note]]'''Omega:''' I don't want that.[[/note]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames They're yours, my friend]]." |
| 1678 | * After Shadow acquires the sin of gambling from Eggman, it flashes back to Eggman confronting Team Dark in [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Bingo Highway]], and he delivers this gem: |
| 1679 | -->'''Eggman:''' I'm gonna roll big numbers, baby! I'm playing at the poker table! I just lost $300,000, but it's okay because I won $700! [''the music [[SuddenSoundtrackStop cuts out]] and Eggman continues in a much more somber voice''] Please don't form a gambling addiction. Don't be like me. [''the cast begin {{corpsing}}''] It's over for me. |
| 1680 | * And once it flashes back to the present: |
| 1681 | -->'''Shadow:''' AnyLastWords, Robotnik?\ |
| 1682 | '''Eggman:''' [''burp''] I'm dying. [''more {{corpsing}}''] It all hurts.\ |
| 1683 | '''Shadow:''' Not the best choice of last wo-- [''realising he was talking over Omega''] --oh, I'm sorry?\ |
| 1684 | '''Omega:''' Can I have the green one when you're done?\ |
| 1685 | '''Shadow:''' Of course you can, Omega.\ |
| 1686 | '''Omega:''' Sweet!\ |
| 1687 | '''Eggman:''' Shadow, the power, it's too-- You can't rule over Hell. You're not strong enough. That's why I built those robots.\ |
| 1688 | '''Shadow:''' Oh, yeah? Well, watch this. I'm gonna do it anyways, and then you'll be all like... ''[{{Beat}}]'' because you'll be dead.\ |
| 1689 | '''Omega:''' You tell 'im.\ |
| 1690 | '''Shadow:''' And then you'll get to Hell and look up -- you wanna know what you'll see? My heels in your face.\ |
| 1691 | '''Omega:''' Yee yee ass, you're getting roasted, absolutely blasted, destroyed!\ |
| 1692 | '''Eggman:''' You don't even know....\ |
| 1693 | '''Shadow:''' [[MemeticMutation Plus L, plus ratio!]] ''[kills Eggman and starts another loop]'' |
| 1694 | * Satan restarts time again because he got pissed at Shadow for accidentally destroying Hell. |
| 1695 | -->'''Satan:''' ''[[IncomingHam Dingaling, cocksucker!]]'' Okay, you can't do that to Hell and get away with it. I had to roll back time. Do you know how much of a fucking logistical issue it is when you destroy Hell?! That's my house, dude! What the fuck were you thinking!?\ |
| 1696 | '''Shadow:''' Oh, I'm sorry, are you mad? Big mad? Like, angry?\ |
| 1697 | '''Satan:''' YES, I AM! Can you not tell by my tone of voice?! I need you to get Sin Points, but do it without fucking-- Okay, you know what? Fuck you! You're going to space! ''[Shadow actually goes to space and then Satan appears behind him]'' Maybe you could do some interstellar crime space sin shit--\ |
| 1698 | '''Shadow:''' ''[turning his head backwards]'' [[LiteralMinded What's a crime in space?]]\ |
| 1699 | '''Satan:''' [[ExorcistHead You just turned your head around, like, 360 degrees like an owl]], that was fucking cool! That scared the shit outta me. Don't do that again. |
| 1700 | * Shadow and Maria encounter Heavy Dog and then this happens. |
| 1701 | -->'''Shadow:''' Maria... you don't know about my sin total...\ |
| 1702 | '''Satan:''' [[IncomingHam Wee-ooo-wee-ooo, hey, I'm in your flashbacks now]]. It turns out you didn't save her -- you did a very bad job, that's embarrassing for you, buddy.\ |
| 1703 | '''Shadow:''' ''WAIT, WERE YOU MARIA?!''\ |
| 1704 | '''Satan:''' What? No, I'm the devil. ''[[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall reading the boss subtitles aloud]]]'' '''Heavy Dog.''' |
| 1705 | * Sonic notices some freaky aliens, a moment that is made double funny by how Penny perfectly matches Sonic's lip sync. |
| 1706 | -->'''Sonic:''' Those things look so sick, it makes me wanna bark like a dog! ''HWOOF, HWOOF, HWOOF, HWOOF!'' |
| 1707 | * When Eggman shows up in Mad Matrix despite seemingly being dead, this exchange occurs: |
| 1708 | -->'''Espio:''' The timelines are converging, Shadow. Don't you see? |
| 1709 | -->'''Shadow:''' This is just like that movie I saw, ''Film/AvengersEndgame''... And you're like "[[PretentiousPronunciation Thay-nos]]"! |
| 1710 | -->'''Eggman:''' [[ImpliedDeathThreat And you're the other half of the population that disappeared!]] Hello, Mr. President! Or, should I say... new- [[LameComeback new dead body]]! |
| 1711 | * Sonic tries reaching out to Shadow over a shared taste in music: |
| 1712 | -->'''Shadow:''' What can I say? I'm a rude, edgy boy. I listen to Music/Blink182.\ |
| 1713 | '''Sonic:''' Oh, wait, really?\ |
| 1714 | '''Shadow:''' No. We're not connecting over this. Don't -- Don't even try. No. Don't even--\ |
| 1715 | '''Sonic:''' Hey, hey, [[Music/MyChemicalRomance MCR]]! MCR, they -- they put out [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2kWUJkRvVs a new song]], you remember that? You see that? You see that on Website/{{Twitter|X}}?\ |
| 1716 | '''Shadow:''' I saw that.\ |
| 1717 | '''Sonic:''' I saw it. It was -- it was ''great''--\ |
| 1718 | '''Shadow:''' ''You're not gonna get me to care about you just because you like MCR!'' |
| 1719 | * The Devil tries to introduce himself to Sonic, only for the latter to distracted by Satan's supposed {{gaslighting}} of Shadow. |
| 1720 | -->'''Sonic:''' Oh, gaslight me, gaslight me!\ |
| 1721 | '''The Devil:''' Uhhhh, I already am. I was gaslighting you this entire time.\ |
| 1722 | '''Sonic:''' [[SincerityMode Whoahohohohohoho, cool!]]\ |
| 1723 | '''The Devil:''' ''[annoyed]'' Shut up. |
| 1724 | * This exchange: |
| 1725 | -->'''Sonic:''' Shadow, you're an asshole, man.\ |
| 1726 | '''Shadow:''' [[InsultBackfire You are what you eat, Sonic]].\ |
| 1727 | '''Sonic:''' [[{{Corpsing}} WHA-HA-WHAT THE...?!]] What the ''Hell'', man?! Oh my God! [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That was kinda sick!]]\ |
| 1728 | '''Shadow:''' ''[clearly failing at trying to not laugh]'' Thanks! I worked hard on it! |
| 1729 | ** Keen-eared viewers who watched the '06 dub after watching this one will notice that Ryan actually uses this line there but it gets lost amongst the chaos of the scene it's in, meaning that Ryan has been sitting on another excuse to use "You are what you eat" for literal years just because he did work hard on the joke and wanted people to hear it. |
| 1730 | * Shadow gets ''pissed'' when Satan says he doesn't want to play with mortals anymore...because they're ''too mean for him''. |
| 1731 | -->'''Shadow:''' ''Wait'', are you ''telling me'' you're ''upset'' that '''''humans sin?!''''' What the ''fuck'' is '''''wrong''''' ''with you?!'' You '''''suck''''' as the Devil! |
| 1732 | * Near the end, Shadow is musing on how he has obtained ultimate power. Guess who decides to phase through the floor at that very moment? |
| 1733 | -->'''The Devil:''' ''[[IncomingHam Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, what's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp, it's meeee!]]''\ |
| 1734 | '''Shadow:''' '''''[[RageBreakingPoint STOP!]]''''' |
| 1735 | ** What helps sell the scene is Shadow letting his hands fall to his sides, now contextualized as him being in disbelief at how the Devil can manage to be so infuriatingly grating. |
| 1736 | * Satan [[VillainousBreakdown absolutely loses it]] near the end. |
| 1737 | -->'''Satan:''' You know, it's really cute you're gonna defeat me with ThePowerOfFriendship and all, but then again, I am the devil, from [[Literature/TheBible da Bible]], so I dunno how else to--\ |
| 1738 | '''Shadow:''' You motherfucker, you didn't let me finish! ''[while being interrupted by Satan]'' I have all this power in my hand...\ |
| 1739 | '''Satan:''' Uh-huh, go ahead, ahdidididid -- ''shutupshutupshutup shut the fuck up''. I'm the De-- I don't care! I DO NOT CARE! You don't understand! I came down here as a joke to have fun. This is not -- this is not -- this -- that means nothing to me! This means ''nothing'' to me, ALRIGHT?! YOU MEAN ''NOTHING'' TO ME! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING! This is why I stay down in Hell! This is why I punish sinners! [[MoralMyopia I'm the good guy]]! Do you realize?! I ''am'' the good guy here! I am the winner of -- of everything! {{God}} goes up and He plays with all His little friends, like ''[high pitched voice]'' "Oh, hey, look, he donated to charity!" Oh, yeah, whatever, fucking [[BlahBlahBlah a-buh-buh-buh-buh]]--\ |
| 1740 | '''Shadow:''' '''''[[OhCrap AUGH!?]]'''''\ |
| 1741 | '''Satan:''' I GET TO KILL PEOPLE! I GET TO POKE PEOPLE WITH HOT... ''STICKS'' ALL DAY! IT'S GREAT! ''[takes the Chaos Emeralds]'' Gimme those! You don't get those! You lost your stupid little privileges! ''FUCK YOU!'' DIPSHIT! ''[everyone else starts screaming]'' GO TO SPACE! ''[the comet drops to the planet, and with it, the last of Satan's sanity]'' LOOK! I CAN DO THIS! '''I CAN DO THIS ANYTIME I WANT! THIS IS NOTHING TO ME! ''YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUUU! THIS IS MY [[BuffySpeak BIG FUCKING THING]]!'''''\ |
| 1742 | '''Sonic:''' Oh my God, he's fucking losing it entirely! I haven't seen this [[CallBack since, well]]...\ |
| 1743 | '''Satan:''' Why won't you answer my chats in your chat box, I have the sub badge, twelve months! You ''never'' acknowledged me, not even once. And I came here from Hell to have fun with you, I'm your biggest fan! I've been with you since day one, I got first badge, I was your first subscriber, and you don't pay attention to me! I was with you through your candidacy, I was with you through your Sin Points, we went to Chuck E. Cheese, you got me the litte parachuting trooper boy, '''AND YET, YOU WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE ME!''' You still just leave me in the dust every single day!\ |
| 1744 | '''Shadow: THE DUST?!'''\ |
| 1745 | '''Eggman: THE DUST!''' |
| 1746 | * The flashback showing how Shadow was created: |
| 1747 | -->'''Satan:''' So, this guy, in 50 years... he's gonna be the best streamer in the world, and he's gonna be ''my'' friend, you said?\ |
| 1748 | '''Gerald:''' Yes, I built him specifically for you.\ |
| 1749 | '''Satan:''' Wow, that's amazing!\ |
| 1750 | '''Gerald:''' [[TemptingFate Hopefully he won't run off with a little white girl...]] I promise he won't do that.\ |
| 1751 | '''Satan:''' Nobody likes little white girls, it's fine. Everything's gonna be fine.\ |
| 1752 | '''Gerald:''' Absolutely not.\ |
| 1753 | '''Satan:''' Especially if he's a streamer. [[TakeThat Why would he respect women?]] Like, come on, that's obvious. |
| 1754 | ** When the true extent of Satan's fanboying for Shadow is revealed (and the fact that Satan created him to be his best friend and the ultimate streamer), Eggman and Sonic find it disturbing. |
| 1755 | --->'''Eggman:''' Jesus Christ, ''parasocial!'' You need to ''log off!'' Jesus Christ! Why would my dad ''do that?''\ |
| 1756 | '''Sonic:''' Yeah, man, this is kind of ''really unhealthy''. Set your ''boundaries'', dude. |
| 1757 | * Apparently, his [[OlderThanTheyLook advanced age]] and all the [[TheStoner weed]] and [[ButtMonkey head injuries]] from the previous dubs [[SanitySlippage have gotten to Knuckles's head]], made especially funnier to some with Scout having taken over as the voice of Knuckles following Blue and Hayley's departure from the series in 2020. If you listen closely during one of the ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'' flashbacks, while Sonic is speaking, Knuckles is running alongside him muttering "[[PokemonSpeak Knucklesknucklesknucklesknuckles!]]" Also evidenced in this scene toward the end: |
| 1758 | -->'''Knuckles:''' Iii'mmm Knuckuuuuuuuules FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUUUU...! ''[gets frozen]''\ |
| 1759 | '''Eggman:''' What the fuck? Jesus Chri-- ''[stammers]'' He got frozen! Ugh! ''[freezes as well]''\ |
| 1760 | '''Sonic:''' Oh my God! Knuckles, are you okay?! He'sssUUGH! ''[gets frozen at the same time as Eggman]''\ |
| 1761 | '''Satan:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution I froze him in time, he was yelling]]. |
| 1762 | * Right before the final confrontation between Shadow and the Devil, Satan calls his hair gay. Shadow is not amused. |
| 1763 | -->'''Shadow:''' ''DON'T YOU CALL MY HIGHLIGHTS GAY!''\ |
| 1764 | '''Sonic:''' They are pretty gay...\ |
| 1765 | '''Shadow:''' ''[still angry]'' THEY ''ARE'' GAY, BUT-- BUT-- I DON'T WANT IT TO BE SAID IN A DEROGATORY-TYPE ''WAY!'' |
| 1766 | * During the confrontation with Satan, Shadow delivers a... less-than-badass one-liner: |
| 1767 | -->'''Satan:''' You've arrived at my brain.\ |
| 1768 | '''Shadow:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice brain]], idiot! Where'd you get it? ''[camera dramatically zooms in]'' '''Brain Store?'''\ |
| 1769 | ''[the entire cast [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]]]''\ |
| 1770 | '''Satan:''' THAT WAS '''NOTHING!''' ''THAT WAS FUCKING '''NOTHING''', SHADOW!'' |
| 1771 | ** Shadow's follow-up is... ''not'' much better: |
| 1772 | --->'''Shadow:''' Oh, so also the ''shopping bag'' you got from the ''brain store'', then!\ |
| 1773 | '''Satan:''' You fuckin' ''fell off'', you know what? I never thought I'd say this; Shadow the Hedgehog, I'm ''unsubscribing''. And I'm not gonna ''vote'' for you next candidacy -- next running... election, that's what it's called--\ |
| 1774 | '''Shadow:''' Yeah? Well, ''actions'' speak louder than ''words.''\ |
| 1775 | '''Satan:''' ''These hands'' speak louder than fuckin' ''actions.'' And I'm about to fuckin' action ''all over you'', dumbass... ''[stammers]'' ''bitch!'' |
| 1776 | * In the middle of talking with Shadow about his apparent regenerative abilities, Shadow suddenly collapses to the floor in pain, causing Scout to have to ''suddenly pivot to why that's happening.'' |
| 1777 | -->'''Satan:'''...P-PSYCHIC... ''ATTACK!'' FUCK YOU! |
| 1778 | ** The scene is followed up by the Devil frustratedly explaining to Shadow that he's ''[[PhysicalGod the Devil]]''. |
| 1779 | --->'''Satan:''' You shouldn't have come so close to my brain! I ''am'' still technically a god, so like, I don't know what you expected to happen.\ |
| 1780 | '''Shadow:''' You can do psychic attacks!?\ |
| 1781 | '''Satan:''' I can do ''anything''. I'm the Devil, did you forget that? I'm... ''the Devil''. Like... from... ''Bible''. I have a-- How have I not impressed that upon you yet!? I'm all-powerful! I have-- I rule over all of Hell! Like, Shadow, do you even listen to me when I fucking talk? Look, it doesn't matter--\ |
| 1782 | '''Shadow:''' When you ''[[MondegreenGag cock]]?'' |
| 1783 | * A newspaper flies into frame with the camera focused on an abandoned city street, with Mar providing some weirdly timed narration. |
| 1784 | -->'''Mar:''' Extra extra! Fire in the sky festival! Oooh!\ |
| 1785 | '''Penny:''' Who's saying that?\ |
| 1786 | '''Scout:''' The one surviving newsboy. |
| 1787 | * The final battle isn't against the Devil's final form, because he's unable to be killed in any meaningful way. But Shadow has proven to be so good at hurting him emotionally that he reasons the best way to beat Satan is to [[RevengeByProxy attack Satan's dog as retribution for harassing him]]. |
| 1788 | -->'''Satan:''' ''[[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes That's my dog! Don't hurt him!]]''\ |
| 1789 | '''Shadow:''' I'm going to hurt your dog! |
| 1790 | ** After the end of the fight, Mar chimes in as Tails to comment on how Eggman referenced his Announcement. However, because just ''before'' that he was also playing Devil Doom, the vocal effect for that character is applied. As a result, it's concluded that Satan's dog has possessed Tails. |
| 1791 | * Alfred quotes the 'pissing on the moon' scene from the ''Sonic Adventure 2'' dub when the Space Colony ARK blows up Black Comet, loudly declaring "This is what you get: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis my super. Duper. Laser. PISS!]]" While Eggman requests that nobody ask him to make references anymore, Knuckles ''immediately'' starts pestering Eggman to say the line again and chases him off into the distance. |
| 1792 | -->'''Knuckles:''' Eggman! Will you say it, will you say it again, Eggman? Come here, come here, come here! Say it, say it, say it!\ |
| 1793 | '''Eggman:''' [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no, no!]] |
| 1794 | * Another reference to the Eggman announcement scene is that Gerald's message revealing Shadow was made to troll Black Doom is capped off by him telling Shadow to call him a dumbass motherfucker, only for Maria to pop in and offer the alternative of bitch-ass motherfucker. This is indeed what Shadow is about to say when he attacks the Devil and what U.S. President Super Shadow calls him after killing his dog. |
| 1795 | * The credits sequence is a song set to the track for "Final Haunt", with Sonic and the Devil attempting to reason with Shadow in their own... [[PissTakeRap unique ways]]. |
| 1796 | [[/folder]] |
| 1797 | |
| 1798 | [[folder:The Subspace Emissary]] |
| 1799 | * The video starts up with Ryan, Joy, Holly, Mar and Penny talking about dubbing ''The Subspace Emissary'', Penny restating that it wouldn't work because none of the characters talk in the cutscenes and she won't do a ''Subspace Emissary'' fandub ever. Cue Ryan questioning that "ever" part, followed by a GilliganCut as the dub proper starts. |
| 1800 | * The dub is laced with StylisticSuck thanks to being an April Fools joke; because of the aforementioned lack of dialogue, everybody simply talks so long as their character is on screen with no regards to anybody else who's currently talking, nobody has any real direction in jokes, and most of the cast is {{corpsing}}. |
| 1801 | * Thanks to ''Subspace Emissary'' splitting off depending on certain choices, several cutscenes repeat themselves with the dubbers reacting accordingly. |
| 1802 | * Red insists on pausing mid-sentence when any of their characters get their nameplate. |
| 1803 | -->'''Fox''': Tha-... [RED AS: FOX]\ |
| 1804 | ''[Everyone starts cackling]''\ |
| 1805 | '''Fox''': -at's right. |
| 1806 | * Nobody ''ever'' knows what's going on and usually state what's happening, questioning almost everything onscreen, usually defaulting to "What the fuck?" |
| 1807 | * The dub starts off hilariously disastrous, as Mario and Kirby (voiced by Robby and Mar respectively) scream about why the fuck are they here, with Mario then immediately trying to kill and jack off Kirby. |
| 1808 | -->'''Kirby''': I hope this guy doesn't jack off-'''ARGHHHH'''\ |
| 1809 | '''Mario''': '''I'M GONNA JACK-A YOU OFF!''' |
| 1810 | * Penny forgetting that she's supposed to be the Ancient Minister. |
| 1811 | * '''''Everything about Wario.''''' Thanks to how hard Holly screams, the voice she uses and how limited his vocabulary is, he's the absolute ''peak'' of the chaotic rollercoaster this dub is. |
| 1812 | --> '''Wario: ''[[NoIndoorVoice WARIO!!!!]] [[LargeHam I GOTTA WIN!!!!!]]''''' |
| 1813 | ** Wario's prescence even lets the ''voice actors'' know [[ThisIsGonnaSuck they're in for a wild ride]], making one of the voice actors exclaim "Oh no..." when he appears in front of Ness and Lucas, and makes another say "This fucking guy again!" when he appears once again in front of Lucas and Pokemon Trainer. |
| 1814 | * Also deserving of a mention is Holly as King Dedede. For his voice, she imitates the Southern accent he had in the Kirby anime’s dub. |
| 1815 | * Similarly to Wario, aside from a single request for a lozenge during his introduction, Snake's dialogue consists entirely of repeating "[[Memes/MetalGear Kept you waiting, huh]]?" What's more, [[https://youtu.be/V61FveKXfaI by Jon's own admission]], this happened because he accidentally repeated himself and decided to just roll with it. |
| 1816 | * In opposition to her role as Wario and Rayquaza's constant roaring, Holly plays Rayquaza with all the calm near-silent whispering of an ASMR content creator. |
| 1817 | * While Diddy wants to take Fox to save Donkey Kong, Fox is more preoccupied with heading to Gamestop to buy ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''. |
| 1818 | * All of Ryan's characters from Ness on are singlemindedly obsessed with ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' and mumble like they're in the middle of dealing with a really bad cold. |
| 1819 | * At one point, the scene cuts away before Holly can bellow "WARIO!" again, resulting in her only being able to get out "'''''W-'''''". |
| 1820 | * Apparently, Marth and Meta Knight, thanks to being swordsmen, are now gay by default. The Ancient Minister tells them to not be gay because he's homophobic, explaining that gay people make him think too hard about his own sexuality and attraction to other men. Ike, on the other hand is pansexual; as in, [[CargoShip he's sexually attracted to cookery.]] |
| 1821 | * The Ice Climbers are turned into [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent vaguely Germanic]] [[MotorMouth Motor Mouths]] in this dub. Couple that with the fact that there are ''two of them'', and you have a duo of barely intelligible characters that are just as funny as '''[[LargeHam Wario.]]''' |
| 1822 | * Everybody in the dub is either trying to jack off, jack somebody else off, or prevent somebody from jacking off. This ultimately culminates in Alfred's Ganondorf, absolutely livid, trying to get Master Hand to... well, relieve him of stress. |
| 1823 | -->'''Ganondorf:''' GODDAMNIT! I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE, RIGHT NOW! ''[Master Hand appears]'' '''''ＪＡＣＫ ＭＥ ＯＦＦ．''''' |
| 1824 | * As Tabuu gets his grand reveal, Joy steps into the role... but you wouldn't know that until the title card since Tabuu is jarringly silent. After Ganondorf is taken out of the picture Joy reveals she forgot to unmute her mic. |
| 1825 | * When Lucario's being introduced Red gets out a single "Hello" before the camera zooms in on Lucario's face while a dog barks. It's Ryan's dog yet again, demonstrating the same incredible comic timing as in the ''AudioPlay/SonicDestruction'' and ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' videos. |
| 1826 | * [[ARareSentence "Oh, that's not furry porn, that's just a gay man."]] |
| 1827 | * As the story is reaching a climax[[note]]appropriately, at the point where Red has to voice four separate characters[[/note]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhLpCi2IVE&t=44m6s Red gets interrupted by their mom]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhLpCi2IVE&t=45m9s twice]]'' due to being called to dinner[[note]]Not really, this was thrown in by Red as a gag[[/note]], and the dub gets derailed as everyone starts complaining about Red leaving during their only take. Even worse, Red asks them to pause the recording until they get back, [[TheOner which, obviously, cannot be done.]] |
| 1828 | ** Then, roughly ten minutes later, Red comes back... [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe while food is clearly in their mouth]], as they had to talk their mom into letting them eat dinner in their room. Even better, this winds up almost derailing the recording outright as everyone wonders if this is okay to keep in the recording, with Penny in particular [[BadBadActing failing to pretend she isn't angry]]... only for the discussion to be derailed [[TheBusCameBack by the return of Wario]]. |
| 1829 | * Sonic appears at the very end, and considering how Tabuu's whole deal is being bisexual Penny decides to make his one line count: |
| 1830 | --> '''Sonic:''' [[CallBack Tabuu's bisexual, I didn't know that!]] |
| 1831 | ** Considering that Sonic is pointing as he says this, it can also be seen as a BaitAndSwitch of ''one'' other certain CallBack many fans probably expected. |
| 1832 | * After the other members all incoherently yell over each other during the secret character intro cutscenes, Penny expresses her opinion over what just happened: |
| 1833 | -->'''Penny:''' All of you are fucking fired from LetsPlay/SnapCube, effective immediately.\ |
| 1834 | ''[cacophony of protest before the video [[SmashCut abruptly ends]]]'' |
| 1835 | [[/folder]] |
| 1836 | |
| 1837 | !![=BTDubs=] |
| 1838 | Even RTFD's ''practice sessions'' are ripe with funny moments. |
| 1839 | [[folder:Episode 8: Real Time [=MannDharb=]]] |
| 1840 | * The first WebVideo/DharMann film being dubbed over turns into an existentialist nightmare in which the protagonist keeps being shamed and gaslit for not believing in "trees" or "the outside". |
| 1841 | * Scout as the [[IncrediblyLamePun Mann]] himself is a riot: |
| 1842 | -->'''Dhar Mann:''' [[NoIndoorVoice "HI. I'M DHAR MANN."]] |
| 1843 | -->'''Ryan:''' ''(wild scream from the background)'' ''"Holy shit!"'' |
| 1844 | -->'''Dhar Mann:''' "IF YOU WANNA GET BITCHES, BUY MY PRODUCTS. GOOGLE 'DRAGON'. YOU CAN FIND IT ONLINE. I'M DHAR MANN." ''(footage of the dragon-raising game Dhar Mann is plugging plays)'' "THESE ARE MY DRAGONS. [[MisterSeahorse I BIRTHED THEM THROUGH MY CANAL]]. [[RuleOfThree I'M DHAR MANN.]] CLAIM YOUR REWARD AT DHAR MANN. I AM HERE. [[AGodAmI I AM GOD.]] DHAR MANN." ''(A QR code appears next to Mann)'' "QR CODE. DIE INSTANTLY. EAT TOMATOES RAW OFF OF THE GROUND. EAT GRAPES OUT OF MY PALM. I AM YOUR GOD NOW. ''(Scout breaks character)'' Oh my god, that's actually a Dhar Mann dragon! ''(in-character)'' THAT- THAT'S MY [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom FURSONA]]. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY DHAR MANN TALK. I LOVE YOU." |
| 1845 | ** Dhar Mann returns at the end of the video to plug the dragon-raising game again. |
| 1846 | --->'''Dhar Mann:''' "HEY GUYS, DHAR MANN HERE. SCAN THIS QR CODE TO DIE INSTANTLY. I HAVE CAMERAS IN MY SKIN, AND I'M LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. EAT ORANGES, EAT GOLD, EAT GRAPES, EAT OUT OF MY HAND. I AM ABOVE YOU. DON'T FORGET THIS. SMILE." |
| 1847 | * Scout (again) in the second film, "Streamer Gets Caught Cheating!" as the titular streamer's little brother. Almost all of his dialogue is nigh-unintelligible stream of consciousness mumbling only vaguely related to what's happening. |
| 1848 | [[/folder]] |
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