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2 | [-[[caption-width-right:350:N... Not that I've ever used one, obviously. Obviously.]]-] |
3 | * Franchise/{{Superman}} is fed up with loonies rampaging through his city: |
4 | -->'''Superman:''' If it isn't one thing, it's another! There's always some new crackpot with an invention to destroy the world -- and they always test it out on Metropolis! |
5 | * Comicbook/LexLuthor HumongousMecha disposes of stolen goods by eating them. Seriously. |
6 | * Steve Lombard tried to drench Clark with the pail-on-the-door gag, but Clark turned it on him. |
7 | * During their first confrontation, Lex tells Superman he is his greatest enemy. Why, Lex, tell him something he doesn't know. |
8 | * Spider-Man's reaction when he runs into several crooks is so... Spidey!: |
9 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' All week Jonah Jameson's been after me to snap some juicy news photos, and the first night I have time to look -- the news comes straight to me! Norman Mailer, eat your heart out! |
10 | * Spider-Man's reaction to Otto's hamminess: |
11 | -->'''Doctor Octopus:''' Curse you, wall-crawler! Am I never to be free? Will you hound me forever? Will there never be an end?\ |
12 | '''Spider-Man:''' Huh? |
13 | * Doc Ock really wastes his hamminess on Spidey: |
14 | -->'''Doctor Octopus:''' Look to the sky, Spider-Man! And behold the flying octopus! It marks the beginning of a new era in my pursuit of crime!\ |
15 | '''Spidey:''' Yeeech! And I thought the Spider-Mobile was a fiasco! Is that monstrosity supposed to impress people, Ockie? Or is it just a giant conversation piece?\ |
16 | '''Doc Ock:''' Impudent clod! |
17 | * Peter's camera... malfunctioned during his fight, leading to... let's say Jameson nearly had an aneurysm. |
18 | * Lex Luthor being a manipulative asshole to Doc Ock as soon as they meet. |
19 | * Peter and Jameson's arguments. |
20 | -->'''Jameson:''' Do you know why I never gave you a vacation?\ |
21 | '''Peter:''' No, Sir.\ |
22 | '''Jameson:''' Because you're NOT hard-working -- NOT diligent -- AND there are TIMES, Peter old boy -- when I'm not even sure you're a photographer!\ |
23 | '''Peter:''' Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? I've had it with you, Jameson! One minute you're Mr. Glad-Hand, the working boy's friend -- the next, you put the knife in! Well, maybe that's okay for the rest of your staff -- but it isn't for me! NOT ANYMORE! I'm through being stepped on! You want me, Jameson -- find me! |
24 | * Lois flying off the handle when Clark pretends to be a wimp. |
25 | -->'''Lois:''' Clark Kent! Are you going to let him do that to you? Take away the biggest story of your career? Are you?\ |
26 | '''Clark:''' Ah... yes, Lois... As a matter of fact... I am.\ |
27 | '''Lois:''' Ooohh! Sometimes you make me so mad I could scream! |
28 | * MJ sees Peter and Lois talking friendly and she greets “Hiya, wolf” rather than her usual “Hi, tiger”. |
29 | * Peter Parker asking Clark Kent where the phone booths are. |
30 | ** And then he finds out that they have been replaced with stalls. |
31 | * That scene in which Spidey [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh punches Supes until his hands hurt.]] |
32 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oboy.]]'' |
33 | * Supes reassemble a computer at super-speed. Of course, Spidey has to make a quip: |
34 | -->'''Superman:''' Wrong. At SuperSpeed -- using my photographic memory -- I can reassemble this computer! From the smallest circuit up -- in the time it takes you -- to blink an eye! Done! Care to give it a try, Spider-Man?\ |
35 | '''Spider-Man:''' Have you ever thought of hiring out to weddings and bar mitzvahs? With a talent like yours, you could be bigger than Henny Youngman. |
36 | * Superman addresses several Masai warriors, thinking he is dealing with insular people. It turns out that one of them studied in London. |
37 | * Spidey lampshades Lex's Bond villain's ways after exploring one of his super-secret lairs. |
38 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' Your pal Luthor goes in for gizmos in a BIG WAY, Supes! You ask me, he's seen too many James Bond movies. |
39 | * Luthor's spaceship has a label on a wing saying “Injustice Gang of the World”. Apparently, super-villains are dead serious about branding. |
40 | * J. Jonah Jameson and Morgan Edge's talk: |
41 | -->'''Jameson:''' Yes... eh... But you've got workers you can trust...\ |
42 | '''Edge:''' What are you, a comedian?\ |
43 | '''Jameson:''' Pardon?\ |
44 | '''Edge:''' Take Clark Kent for example--\ |
45 | '''Jameson:''' Is that a serious offer?\ |
46 | '''Edge:''' You '''are''' a comedian, Jameson. |
47 | * Doctor Octopus felt incredibly upset when he found out Luthor betrayed him before he could backstab him. |
48 | * Spidey to Luthor: "If I didn't know better, Lex, I'd swear you don't like me!" |
49 | * A Meta example if you are a Peter/Mary Jane shipper and/or hate ''Comicbook/OneMoreDay''. According the Marvel Wikia, [[http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-7642) Peter Parker]] and [[http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Jane_Watson_(Earth-7642) Mary Jane Watson]] are married in this universe (Earth-7642). Why is this funny? Because screw you, ''One More Day''. |
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