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5 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy9O4LWrC7o Grerg joins the marching band]] |
6 | * The sudden pitch shifting on the ThemeTuneRollCall. Pearl's line sounds like it's ''[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand deflating]]''. |
7 | * Greg saying "See? What'd I tell ya? [[BaitAndSwitchComment I may be losing my hair…]] [''[[{{Beat}} beat]]'']" [[NonSequitur apropros of nothing]]. |
8 | * Greg's song, especially when it suddenly hits the chorus. And in-universe, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext god knows why]] he [[AnthropicPrinciple decided to write]] these lyrics, much less perform them for Steven in the FramingDevice. |
9 | --> ''Some... say I have an erection'' |
10 | --> ''That I'm a jerk'' |
11 | --> ''But the moment that I shit myself'' |
12 | --> ''I flyYyYyY like a cock'' |
13 | --> ''Sos like a cock'' |
14 | --> ''Crarc like a cock'' |
15 | --> ''I'm just a penis'' |
16 | * Either [[NonindicativeName there was no marching band]], or Greg or his manager have no idea what a marching band is. |
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18 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmPfBRzvcY Stets gets arrested for space arson]] |
19 | * Stets tries to find his friends, and [[FailedASpotCheck runs right past Pearl and Amethyst]] ''while looking right at them''. Doubly funny when you realize they're sitting in an [[CardboardPrison open cell with no destabilizer field]] and could just leave. Later, Stets [[MistakenIdentity mixes up]] Sapphire, Garnet, and Lapis. |
20 | * Stets offering to free Lapis: |
21 | --> '''Stets:''' Lapis, I can get you out! |
22 | --> '''Lapis:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Stop!]] |
23 | --> '''Stets:''' [[StoppedCaring Okay!]] [''He and Ruby run backwards through the hall.''] |
24 | * Jasper tells Peridot to [[RunningGag stop singing]]. [[NonSequitur Even though she wasn't.]] |
25 | * For some reason, in the next scene, Peridot is wearing a tiny cat smile that makes her expression impossible to read. |
26 | * Sapphire's song, a drawn-out, apathetic "uhhhh" over a heavy metal instrumental. |
27 | * Followed by Ruby and Sapphire's reunion. |
28 | --> '''Sapphire:''' Booby! |
29 | --> [''They embrace with a SickeningCrunch''] |
30 | --> '''Ruby:''' Did they hurt you? |
31 | --> '''Sapphire:''' No, no, I'm okay-- |
32 | --> '''Ruby:''' [''interrupting''] Who cares?! |
33 | --> '''Sapphire:''' I--[[SuddenlyShouting DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!]] |
34 | --> [''They instantly fuse into Garnet anyway.''] |
35 | * Garnet's FalseReassurance: |
36 | --> '''Garnet:''' Stets, find the others. |
37 | --> '''Stets:''' But I don't know where they are! |
38 | --> '''Garnet:''' It's okay, Stets. [''[[DissonantSerenity smiling]]''] [[SuddenlyShouting There's no time!]] |
39 | --> [''Stets stares before running off''] |
40 | * Jasper preemptively tells Garnet to quit singing. Garnet [[{{Troll}} simply chuckles and says]] "[[BluntNo no.]]" |
41 | * The "Stronger Than You" edit has several moments: |
42 | --> '''Garnet:''' ''Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able~''\ |
43 | [''Jasper [[InstantlyProvenWrong immediately]] throws her across the room. Garnet bounces and lands, [[DissonantSerenity still smiling]], with a SickeningCrunch. Cut to black.'']\ |
44 | '''Garnet:''' Shit. ''[[{{Touche}} I think you're able]]''\ |
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46 | '''Garnet:''' ''This is who we are''\ |
47 | '''Jasper:''' [''distantly''] [-[[RunningGag Stop singing!]]-]\ |
48 | '''Garnet:''' [''regarding a realistic leg of ham''] ''[[CaptainObvious This is ham]]''\ |
49 | ''And if you think you can stop me then you need to stop'' |
50 | * Peridot, while tied up in Amethyst's whip, yells "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Touch that! You clods know what you're doing!]]" with her original angry expression and tone. |
51 | * Pearl's [[Funny/StevenUniverseSeason1B already funny]] reaction to interfacing with the ship controls is edited into one of the high notes from "Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera". |
52 | * Peridot slams her face against the floor. Instead of it calling up an escape pod, she just lies there. |
53 | * Garnet's "This shit is going down!" The last word is [[AutoTune Auto-Tuned]] to, well, go down. |
54 | |
55 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwtyv-nVVk Stets Fights Colin Firth on TV]] |
56 | * Greg suddenly slams his son with a giant hammer the size of his body, [[MusicalisInterruptus causing the theme song to abruptly stop]]. |
57 | * The [[BitingTheHandHumor ribbing]] at the [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse source material]]. The title card reads "Cry for Forever" (and is naturally edited together like a CutAndPasteNote). Then Amethyst complains, "I don't get this cartoon, man" while [[RecursiveCanon watching Pearl cry on Stets' television]]. When the show cuts to static and Stets is mildly disappointed, she tells him "Why don't you cry about it?" while trying to fix it. |
58 | * The [[WordSaladHumor full contents of Peridot's message]] to Yellow Diamond are "[[SuddenlyShouting SEX!]] -- This is shit." |
59 | * Garnet throws Pearl into the air as part of their fusion dance, and she doesn't come back down. [[BrickJoke It happens again later.]] |
60 | --> '''Garnet:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight hm…]] |
61 | * Sardonyx's first lines and consistently distorted NoblewomansLaugh. |
62 | --> '''Sardonyx:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This sucks.]] From the soon-to-be Fornication Hub[[{{Tradesnark}} ™]]. Oh my stars! [[BlatantLies It isn't Stets!]] We finally meet! What am I saying? [[NonSequitur CORKS!]] [''laughs'']\ |
63 | …I could literally squish you right now! [[TemptingFate It would not be ha]]--[''SickeningCrunch''] |
64 | * Stets briefly points and laughs at Sardonyx for being a fusion, which is [[AdaptationPersonalityChange so flagrantly unlike]] [[AllLovingHero Steven]] that it's hilarious. |
65 | * "Elephant." |
66 | * Garnet's bizarre crouching gait that Stets sees through the telescope. |
67 | * In TheStinger, Jasper [[RageAgainstTheAuthor yells at]] Creator/RebeccaSugar to [[RunningGag stop singing]]. |
68 | |
69 | !! [[https://youtu.be/FROVluhxJnM Stets goes moon hunting]] |
70 | * The take on the new ThemeTune, which cuts past virtually all of the new Theme Tune: |
71 | --> '''Garnet:''' ''We…'' |
72 | --> '''Amethyst:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH |
73 | --> '''Stets:''' And Steven! |
74 | * The song: |
75 | --> '''Stets:''' ''Isn't it shitty?'' |
76 | --> '''Peridot:''' That's exceedingly simple. |
77 | --> '''Stets:''' ''[[SelfDeprecation We're making shitty music]]'' |
78 | --> ''Life and death and [[AccentuateTheNegative death and]]'' |
79 | --> '''Peridot:''' ''death and'' |
80 | --> '''Stets:''' ''death and'' |
81 | --> '''Amethyst:''' ''death and'' |
82 | --> '''Pearl:''' ''[[BrokenRecord death and]] [[NonSequitur war on the moon]]'' |
83 | --> '''Peridot:''' ''I think you're all queer'' |
84 | --> ''[[LGBTAwakening But I guess I am too]]'' |
85 | --> ''Anybody would be if they were stuck on'' |
86 | --> '''Stets:''' [''whispering''] [-[[NonSequitur The moooon…!]]-] |
87 | * "Hey, look over here! [[AlienAnimals I think it's a deer!]] Uhh… yup! UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} on the moon!" |
88 | ** Promptly followed by Pearl demanding that Amethyst [[DeathSeeker "please blow them all into space"]]. |
89 | * Peridot calling the control panel [[CallBack elephant]]. |
90 | * Followed by her telling Stets he can't use the throne [[ToiletHumor as a toilet]] because it can be remotely detonated ([[RuleOfFunny even though]] [[FridgeLogic it's for the Diamonds]]). Cue [[StuffBlowingUp low-quality explosion]]. |
91 | * The reveal that the fate of the Earth could have been Greg. Specifically, the Greg from Pearl's dream in "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E13ChilleTid Chille Tid]]", with pizza sliding out of his mouth. This gets several [[CallBack Call-Backs]] in later videos, too. |
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93 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiaFlEbDBQ Stets Goes Birdwatching]] |
94 | * [[CaptainObvious Amethyst is purple.]] |
95 | * Amethyst moves a checker to the same square, to [[KickingMyOwnButt her own surprise]] (like in ''WesternAnimation/GerisGame''). |
96 | * Stets [[{{Shipping}} asking about]] [[PortmanteauCoupleName Pearlmethyst]]. |
97 | * Both of Amethyst's descriptions of her relationship with Pearl. Their ship is "the two of us, mashed together." Their [[FusionDance fusion]], Opal, [[CaptainObvious is a stone]]. Meanwhile, Pearl's explanations keep getting interrupted. |
98 | * "We only form Opal when it's difficult and a mess!" |
99 | * When Stets goes to greet Garnet, a rock teleports into his hands, which he thanks Garnet for as he runs off. |
100 | * Stets' [[BluntNo blunt refusal]] to "keep the harmony". |
101 | * "So… when you fuse, do you turn into a ''giant'' giant woman? Or a [[SuddenlyShouting GIANT BIRD??]]" |
102 | * Stets dressed up as a clown to [[SelfDeprecation make fun of]] [[RecursiveCanon [=StetsUninu=] videos]], with his face covered by an ExpoLabel. |
103 | --> '''A [=StetsUninu=] video:''' No, it's funny! |
104 | --> '''Pearl:''' [[SelfDeprecation How?]] |
105 | --> '''A [=StetsUninu=] video:''' Uh--hmmh… Wait, wait, wait! I wrote some jokes! |
106 | --> '''Amethyst:''' What…? |
107 | --> '''A [=StetsUninu=] video:''' Meme! |
108 | * Lion biting Stets, complete with--[[RunningGag you guessed it]]--SickeningCrunch |
109 | |
110 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_wAnNZGjDQ Stets Trips on a Swordfish]] |
111 | * The title card reads "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS1E16StevenTheSwordFighter Sword to the Torso]]". |
112 | * Stets and Connie's song about being in perfect harmony is [[FunWithSubtitles horribly]] out of tune. |
113 | * "Completely dedicated to a person… and a cock." |
114 | * Pearl summons Holo-Rose, who [[WishFulfillment asks her]] to "[[DoYouWantToCopulate engage in gay sex]]". [[CrossesTheLineTwice In front of Rose's son.]] Later goes even farther with Pearl's outburst of "Why won't you just do me, Rose?" |
115 | * The song: |
116 | --> '''Pearl:''' ''Keep your [[IncrediblyLamePun eyes]] [[LiteralMetaphor wide]]'' |
117 | --> '''Connie:''' ''With my short existence'' |
118 | --> '''Pearl:''' [''firmly''] [[BigNo No!]] |
119 | * Connie slams Stets' door open and we hear shattering glass. After a [[{{Beat}} moment's pause]], she closes it [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere as if to leave]]. |
120 | |
121 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ Stets at the Gallery]] |
122 | * Garnet riding the teacups and saying "whee" in the cadence of the ThemeTune. |
123 | * The title card is "[[RunningGag Bees]]". |
124 | * "'''Lapis, flapis!'''" |
125 | ** Lapis proceeds to not "flapis". Instead, she just [[BeatPanel stares silently at Peridot with a slightly creepy smile]]. |
126 | * [[PortmanteauCoupleName Lapidot]]'s meme gallery. |
127 | -->'''Peridot:''' You see, I have this idea. What if we made jokes, but instead of ''things'', we used dicks? |
128 | --> '''Amethyst:''' That's dumb. |
129 | --> '''Lapis:''' [[CallASmeerpARabbit I've been calling it "memes".]] Here's my meme. ''*gestures to a sculpture depicting [[MemeticMutation Steven's memetic facial expression from Together Breakfast.]]*'' This is Steven. [[ShapedLikeItself It reminds me of Steven.]] |
130 | --> '''Steven:''' [''with the same face''] Hey, yeah! |
131 | * Peridot's is three… [[AmbiguousSituation sculptures? clones?]] of herself [[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E21CatchAndRelease spinning around in toilets]]. |
132 | * "What are you even doing [[{{Shipping}} pairing yourself with her]]?" |
133 | * Peridot screaming "Hey Lapis, are you gay!?" at the top of her lungs. And then she doesn't take her word for it. |
134 | * When Lapis fails to catch the bowtie, it hits her weakly in the face with a *paff* and covers her nose. Her [[TheStoic unwavering bored expression]] [[TheComicallySerious makes it all the funnier]]. |
135 | * The "[[UnusualEuphemism exit marks]]" being treated as if they're assholes. |
136 | * Stets [[FailedASpotCheck has to ask if he's underwater]]. (It's bread.) |
137 | * This, from Amethyst: |
138 | --> '''Amethyst:''' It's about who I wanna be! |
139 | --> '''Stets and Peridot:''' Yeah! |
140 | --> '''Amethyst:''' And I wanna be dirt! |
141 | --> '''Peridot:''' Yeah! |
142 | --> '''Stets:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Huh?]] |
143 | |
144 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnrutOsGgpQ Stets Goes to Space Jail]] |
145 | * The edited version of the extended ThemeTune: |
146 | --> '''Garnet:''' ''I will fight for memes'' |
147 | --> '''Pearl:''' ''I will fuck Rose Quartz'' |
148 | --> '''Amethyst:''' ''I will fight Music/IronMaiden'' |
149 | --> '''Stets:''' ''I will fight everybody'' |
150 | --> '''All:''' ''Music/EazyE's [[NoodleIncident against us]]'' |
151 | --> ''[[BaitAndSwitchComment This won't be easy but]] [[RefusalOfTheCall we're not gonna do it]]'' |
152 | * The title card credits [[DirtyCoward Coward]], [[GenericName John Joeston]], and [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gengar]] as [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits the episode's writers and storyboarders]]. |
153 | * "These Amethysts, they're really, really… [[CallBack Greg]]!" |
154 | * Holly Blue assures her guests that she'll only be a moment, throws two Amethysts to the ground for no reason (with obligatory SickeningCrunch), and returns to the hallway [[LiteralMetaphor all in the span of a second]]. |
155 | * Yellow Diamond seems [[NoSympathy completely fed up]] with Blue's mourning. |
156 | --> '''Yellow Diamond:''' I'm here to bring you [[Music/{{Eminem}} BACK TO REALITY]]. … Pearl. Make her better.[[note]]Ironically, Blue Diamond ''herself'' would become able to [[GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul paint smiles on the soul]] as of ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture''.[[/note]] |
157 | * Yellow Diamond's song starts with a CallBack to Sapphire's, and doesn't get much less chaotic throughout. |
158 | --> ''Tell me, what's the use of feeling… [[LastSecondWordSwap boobs]]'' |
159 | --> ''YES, of course we still love [[RunningGag bees]]'' |
160 | --> ''And we're always thinking of her butt''[[note]][[Recap/StevenUniverseS4E14ThatWillBeAll That is]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice Pink Diamond's]][[/note]] |
161 | --> ''Don't you know I miss her t0o0o0o0o0?'' |
162 | --> ''But tell me… what's the use of memes?'' |
163 | * Holly Blue approaches Blue Diamond to tell her, "sex." Yellow turns to Blue and asks if ''that''[='=]s what she wants. |
164 | * "[[InherentlyFunnyWords myaim]]" |
165 | * The audio for Yellow Diamond's and Stets' claps are swapped. |
166 | * Holly Blue proves to have a one-track mind, as she starts raving about the Diamonds' [[InvisibleAnatomy apparently invisible]] anatomy for the ''entire'' walk back to the ship. |
167 | * We hear [[SickeningCrunch more crunching]] as Garnet punches [[HateSink Holly Blue]], knocking her over. Pearl taunts "You're really gonna die", pokes her with [[SuddenAnatomy three hands]], and calls her "dude". |
168 | |
169 | !! [[https://stetsuninu.tumblr.com/post/613784082229428224/ytp-stets-hits-up-the-7-11-and-finds-fruit-at Stets Hits Up the 7-11]] |
170 | * In the title theme, the camera flies into Garnet's face and [[CameraAbuse cracks]]. After a pause, [[TheShowMustGoOn the backing track keeps playing]]. |
171 | * Someone named Grape Eater is listed three times in the opening credits. |
172 | * Garnet vibrates like a cellphone, stands up to say "Rose…" and sits back down calmly. |
173 | * "[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You never know shit! What else is there to say?]]" |
174 | * Sapphire uses the warp pad and is still there when the beam of light disappears. Ruby still collapses to her knees and gives a PrecisionFStrike [[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E19NowWereOnlyFallingApart as though]] Sapphire left. |
175 | --> '''Stets:''' Shit tight, Ruby. [[AsymmetricDilemma We'll go and get]] [[SkewedPriorities snacks]]. |
176 | * Stets then offers Sapphire yogurt. |
177 | * The incredibly awkward staredown between Pink Diamond and Pearl, which Pink punctures with "cock" of all conversation topics. After another [[OverlyLongGag extended]] bout of silence, Pearl replies "Yes." |
178 | * "Look at this, Pearl! We're creating ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome nothing]]!''" |
179 | * A newly emerged Amethyst power-walks directly into Pink Diamond, [[AchievementsInIgnorance even though]] Pink isn't physically there. In the next scene, Pink (now disguised as Rose) is amazed by the Amethysts marching back and forth. |
180 | * Followed shortly by this exchange: |
181 | --> '''Rose Quartz:''' We're actually fucking! [[CaptainObvious I couldn't have done this on my own!]] |
182 | --> '''Pearl:''' You're welcome, my [[CallBack dude]]. |
183 | --> '''Rose Quartz:''' [''makes a velar forward-reversed noise''] You're really fucking smart. |
184 | * Rose has a solemn realization. |
185 | --> '''Rose Quartz:''' All this life that's been growing wild here on Earth… '''None of it will survive my behind.''' [''DramaticThunder''] |
186 | * Once again, the forward-reversed noises Rose makes as Pearl tries to lift her. |
187 | * As she shuffles on top of Rose, Pearl comments that they are being "[[ProperlyParanoid very loud.]]" |
188 | * Pearl calms Sapphire down in a ''very'' StrangeMindsThinkAlike moment. |
189 | --> '''Pearl:''' Garnet changed nothing. [[SecretlySelfish Rose wanted to fight for herself. She wanted shellfish.]] |
190 | --> '''Sapphire:''' That's just how I felt when I came here with… [''gasps''] [[CallBack Booby]]! |
191 | * Sapphire warps in on "Booby"--which is apparently her AffectionateNickname, now--just to call herself "so saucy" and immediately warp back out. |
192 | |
193 | !! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhcEVM3WG_4 Stets Drops the Eggs]] |
194 | * The episode being an AprilFoolsDay prank means [[TrollingCreator there are only a few seconds]] of ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture'' edits. The bulk of it is Sunstone [[DissonantSerenity happily]] saying [[SpoofAesop it's cool to]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice jump off a cliff]]. |
195 | * The title card reads "Robotnik" and credits [[Characters/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch and Grounder]] as writers and storyboarders. |
196 | * "It's payback time, hedgehog!" [[LiteralMetaphor Sonic pays him back.]] |
197 | * Robotnik orders Grounder to run over his foot. |
198 | * "I'm gonna make chicken broth that's blue!" Leads to a few soup-based [[BrickJoke Brick Jokes]]. |
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