Line #18 Funny/MoonDaughter


1	* The entire DramaticReading.
2	* Chapter 9. Just...Chapter 9.
3	** Annabeth turning into a "grape with no soul," thanks to purple magic.
4	* Flavia's narration:
5	** Annbeth was there in preppy clothes holding hands with Percy Jackson and they were smoking Pot.
6	*** "Annabeth had herpees from smoking Pot."
7	** I put on my headphones and moshed to some Simple Plan under the ehtereal light from the full moon.
8	** I cut his stomach and something fell out, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology it was his spleen but people can live without their spleen]] so I stabbed him again.
9	** "I love you both!" I yelled, "I can't chose one of you over the other one, your both equally hot!" (I liked them 4 other reasons too ok cause I'm not a slut.)
10	** The sun dassled [Nico's] statue abs and his pecks were like pale plates. [[{{Squick}} I felt them and made out with him a little, he was still sleeping (but it was ok because I knew that he wanted me to.)]]
11	** They were raicest and crule but their hearts were good.
12	** [[CrossesTheLineTwice Kronos laughed like Hitler after killing a Jew.]]
13	** Hate drove me like preemium fule.
14	** "U prep!" I screamed like the title wave in a ladder with blue rain streeking across the Olympics. But he made that noise like when u stick a sharp thing in a prep and twist it a little.
15	** Apollo was super hot it, was like all the hot guys in the world got melted until it was soft and pored in a statue an that statue was Apollo.
16	** His eyes were deep like a hot tub but a deep one like a jakuzzi.
17	** I was even more confussed, I knew once again that Artmeis had cursed me, [[SoBeautifulItsACurse too many guys wanted me]]! "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU BASTADS!"
18	** [[CaptainObvious "I was only a baby when I was borned.]] But evern as a baby I was slim an pale not looking like a fukin tomato like all teh other babys."
19	** [[{{Dissimile}} "My lips were like a rainbow of only red."]]
20	* "Hey do I get something," said Albaster. "No because your the bastard spawn of Hecate" Said Hades
21	* "I effing exiled you!" Yelled Chiron behind us! [[NoIndoorVoice "HOW DARE YOU COME BACK, YOU INSIDIUS BITCH SNAKE?"]]
22	** "Hey, I'm not gonna stay, calm down [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony,"]] I said ([[DontExplainTheJoke geddit, cause he's a center?]])
23	* Albaster [[FreudianSlip shit]] magic
24	* [[GroinAttack I kicked him in teh cocanuts]] so [[ArtisticLicenseBiology he could never conceve.]]
25	* Artmeis eyes flashed. "[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THOU!]]" She yelled.
26	* The author's notes.
27	** If your a hater you need a Life, if your so good you write a publish book not flame real writes ok!An Im not a Troll I don't even like homestuck ok?
28	** Im ignoring u anyway flamers, so in ur [[FreudianSlip feces]]!This story's not funny ok, its serious ppl die ok?
29	** Flamers: Ur all pathetic and u Suck. It is ur jelousy that makes u Suck. So keep sucking bitches, u have no get a life.
30	** I said b4 this is serious, lots of ppl will get killed maybe even some of the [=MCs=] so dont laugh bitches PS [[TakeThatCritics The monsters in this part reprisent u, flamers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]
31	** Auto correct is 4 da preps, dis is my story my dream my life [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch so back off bitches!]]
32	** [[BlatantLies U think I read da reviews]], Im gonna spell it like I want ok, [[InsaneTrollLogic da spelling we use in dis contry was invented by da preps anyways!]] Im a rebel like Flavia, I fight da Systum!
33	** U guys say thats sick, you don't know the darkness and teh derpravity of Real life, its not all fairy tale rainbow [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} unicrons,]] if u cant handle this then thats your problem!
34	* Jason coming out as a brony:
35	** “I indentify with the ponies, they are leaders in heart, but their lifes are colorful and adventures. And sometimes evil tries to destroy their world but they fight with brave power."
36	** [[FelonyMisdemeanor How Flavia reacts to it:]]
37	*** “Jason, do you are a fucking brony?!”
38	*** "He serves teh Fluttershy, not the gods of Olympus."
39	** And at the end, he serves as a bridesmaid at Flavia's wedding - "Jason was a brony, so that's kind of like a girl."
40	* Flavia somehow hides a dagger, a whip, an axe, a bow, and a handgun [[VictoriasSecretCompartment in her bra.]]
41	* Flavia's repeated insistence that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she is not a "socapath,"]] usually after [[HypocriticalHumor doing something sociopathic.]]
42	* "Zeus said thou art hot an hot ppl should have the rite to make out with other hot ppl" Artmeis explaned.
43	* [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Socrates]] (yes, [[Creator/{{Socrates}} that Socrates]]) shows up in New Rome...[[OutOfCharacter as a witch doctor.]]
44	* The "finale [[Series/{{Psych}} Dule.]]"
45	* Flavia's HeroicBSOD caused by [[DeathIsCheap dead characters randomly showing up in later chapters.]] "She was dead but just to make sure I threw teh lighting of Zeus at her an she dispersed, an she was dead cause [[SuddenlyShouting ITS ABOUT FUKING TIME SOMEONE I KILLED STAY FUKIN DEAD."]]
46	* Both courtroom scenes. [[ArtisticLicenseLaw Hanna does not know how a court operates.]]
47	** "OBJECTICON" Yelled Athena.
48	** "Thou hast been...served!"
49	** "Look Im sorry but I can't have 2 lawyers, thats just not how court works ok. Maybe 1 of you can be on teh jury instead or maybe like a judge or something"
50	** "Moshion 66...moshion to suk it"
51	* Cerberus is misspelled as [[ComicBook/XMen Cerebros.]]
52	* Flavia breaking it to Jason that [[RightForTheWrongReasons Fluttershy isn't real]]...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint she's an actress dressed up.]]
53	* "I [[RougeAnglesofSatin snerked metaphysickally]]."
54	* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "I saw a terkey that wondered past, it seemed to me like this was a vishion and the face of Hera looked at me from the face of this terkey with mocking."]]
55	* The wild [[RougeAnglesOfSatin bore.]] Suddently the bore busted from a tree!
56	* "Remember Artmeis wise advise, 'Behind every great person there are some haters.' This is truly a correct knowledge."

Context Funny / MoonDaughter