| 1 | * Anytime Grandpa farts; especially when it stinks so bad that even Grandpa himself is disgusted. |
| 2 | ** Each time Grandpa tries to fart but shits instead. Resulting a CaptainObvious moment of HilarityEnsues when he exclaims: "Oh, God, I shit myself (or my pants)!" |
| 3 | *** Both a collection of [[PottyFailure Potty Failure]] and [[BringMyBrownPants Bring My Brown Pants]] moments of Grandpa, Pickleboy, and Bridgette (mostly the former upfront) having accidents due to pranks causing immense fear or shock; such as firecrackers next to a sleeping grandpa who practically rolls out of bed after his ass was lit up by Michael and Jennifer, Pickleboy unintentionally crashing into gramps on a bike a size too small for him even, and getting so mad that grandpa has failed to remember his daily routine due to his broken sink and ends up crapping himself before he was able to make it to his bathroom. Furthermore, a recount of anecdotes are also full of these; first date? Shit from pure elation. Eating so much junk food at a fair or gas station? Never trust a fart. Getting startled or scared outright? Well shit! |
| 4 | *** Michael would often make fun of grandpa for shitting in his pants whenever the old man tried to fart in his face just to be an [[{{Gasshole}} asshole]]. |
| 5 | * The talk about the first time Grandpa appeared on television from [=KidBehindACamera=] was [=TruTV's=] Most Shocking/Daring has an entire list of mentions that are can have you aching all over from laughing too hard, as there's Michael telling grandpa about certain specifics they need to follow in order for the camera crew (which only consists of two people) to conduct the interview: |
| 6 | ** Such as they are wearing mics, they are not to have the A/C unit on whatsoever, as well as any other noises [[labelnote: including]] moving, coughing, laughing, breathing, sneezing, even [[{{Fartillery}} FARTING... Which is big because grandpa has been a known farter]] and is prone to relinquishing gas regardless; since he suffers heavily from his late gastric bypass surgery.[[/labelnote]]. And thus ignores; especially whenever a PottyEmergency is calling [[spoiler: and quite hilariously so, when the interview starts, [[{{Squick}} his using the toilet with everybody else in the corner of the same room]] can be ''heard as he has his microphone hooked on'']]. |
| 7 | * AllForNothing: The video where Grandpa destroys the kitchen over his missing candy. To summarize it, Grandpa is looking in the freezer for some candy he thought he put in there. When he can't find it, he begins destroying all the appliances in the kitchen, including the stove, the microwave, the toaster, the freezer, and the refrigerator. After causing what Michael estimates to be $5,000 in damage, [[spoiler:the candy turns out to have been sitting on the counter the whole time. Therefore, he destroyed all that for nothing.]] |
| 8 | -->'''Michael:''' ''(noticing [[spoiler:the candy on the counter]])'' [[WhamLine That's not it, is it?]] |
| 9 | -->'''Grandpa:''' [[FlatWhat ...What?]] |
| 10 | -->'''Michael:''' ''(Exasperated)'' That better not be it, man! |
| 11 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''[[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]'' |
| 12 | -->'''Michael:''' [[AllForNothing You've gone too far over nothing!]] |
| 13 | ** This happens again when Grandpa makes a literal complaint on the phone to [=DirecTV=] when the connection is cut off, but in the end after multiple contacts were confuse from his warring diatribes being thrown at them Michael actually reveals to a stunned grandpa [[spoiler: ''that he doesn't have [=DirecTV=] and instead owns Comcast.'']] |
| 14 | ** Another case of this happening is when he rages over the cheese he wanted to use to make "Poor Man's Lasagna" with the aforemention going bad due to it sitting out in the open, ending up with [[{{Manchild}} Grandpa thrashing the lasagna all over the floor and crying like a child]], and going so far as to furiously smother his head and face in it before bemoaning angrily at Michael, accusing him of who left open his cheese. [[spoiler: Turns out ''[[TomatoInTheMirror he]]'' was the one who opened the cheese and left it out after using it to make grilled cheese sandwiches a week prior.]] |
| 15 | -->'''Grandpa:''' WHO OPENED MY CHEESE?! |
| 16 | -->'''Michael:''' [[spoiler: It was ''you,'' obviously!]] |
| 17 | -->'''Grandpa:''' [[spoiler: ''(immediately calming down)'' ...Oh, fuck, I did.]] |
| 18 | * The rare moments where Grandpa and Pickleboy actually get along and not insult each other is also heartwarming as well as hilarious such as the video Grandpa goes fishing, where the latter pulls out skidmark-stained brown underwear from the lake he was fishing at with Michael and Chris. Funnily adding after being disgusted momentarily: |
| 19 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Hey, now we know where the damn fish got that smell! |
| 20 | * As a Halloween prank, Pickleboy dares Grandpa to summon Bloody Mary in a darkened bathroom. He manages to 'summon' Bloody Mary [[spoiler: Tina, (his equally cranky ass neighbor, not his lousy ex-wife)]] and still freaks out accordingly. |
| 21 | ** Also from the Halloween pranks, insert an [[LoonyFan obsessive fan]] that stalks Angry Grandpa's house and literally causes Grandpa to [[BringMyBrownPants piss himself]] in fear. |
| 22 | * Although retrospectively speaking, the situation in of itself isn't exactly something to laugh at in a more realistic view; the fact that Michael orchestrated with fellow [=YouTuber=] [=IMustDestroyAll=] to keep Grandpa up all night in terror from what he deems a psychopath out to get him just like the future Obsessed Fan, is quite comical when you look at it from an audience perspective. [[CrossesTheLineTwice But tenfold this when Mike decides to up the ante and get the whole family involved in this pants-crapping terror campaign of psychological warfare just for a prank]], is just [[ItAmusedMe downright sidesplittingly cruel and impressive]]. What takes the cake is this [[ActuallyPrettyFunny noteworthy moment]] after having his mom and sister finish watching the second installment of [=IMustDestroyAll's=] message for Grandpa: |
| 23 | -->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Tina]]:''' [[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste Well, for some of us it's not a ''heavy'' loss...]] |
| 24 | ** [[TookALevelInBadAss Tina tries to be a badass after watching the video just seconds before this quote, swinging a baseball bat. If we know how she is, it'd still make you laugh. Still give her credit though.]] |
| 25 | -->'''Tina:''' ''[[BatterUp (picks up a bat)]]'' Next time they come in here, they're gonna have a rude awakening... ''(hits Michael's door with the bat)'' I said it, Michael! That'll be their ''head!'' |
| 26 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLGDGKk-rk&list=UUPFVhmjjSkFhfstm2LghZIg Dewritos]] video where AGP and Michael try out Mtn Dew and Doritos mixed in a blender |
| 27 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcLFDKqcnBY&list=UUPFVhmjjSkFhfstm2LghZIg Grandpa's got Ebola!]] |
| 28 | ** In one part, Grandpa is lying in bed with fake blood smeared on almost every orifice of his face. [[GassHole Grandpa farts]], and he plays along by pretending it was painful. He then sticks his hand down his pants and pulls it out, [[CrossesTheLineTwice revealing it to be covered in fake blood too.]] |
| 29 | ** When Grandpa pretends to pass out, and lands face-first into the seat of the toilet he's been pretending to throw up in. The impact is so hard that the toilet seat cracks and splits apart. |
| 30 | * Some of Michael's Throwback Thursday stories on his channel, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/KidBehindACamera KidBehindaCamera]], are pretty hilarious. |
| 31 | ** [[https://youtu.be/pV8a3OP5lcs?t=5m45s THE Y2K STORY]]. Pickleboy talks about how he convinced a paranoid Angry Grandpa on New Year's morning that the end of the world was happening by [[spoiler: throwing a breaker switch right after the countdown to the new year ended.]] |
| 32 | * Angry Grandpa's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L73EuJ5qfwA week]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztx9XQk8vxQ long ]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx4nOOceqE video ]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljy-5E768ko series]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLD5FQmQWc describing ]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3LMomm0Tw embarassing]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4HDEuev9Cs stories]] from Michael's childhood. |
| 33 | ** Likewise, Michael actually has more anecdotes about grandpa's colorful past than his own that would include his notorious exploits and various but [[ActuallyPrettyFunny embarassing]] escapades; such as vast attempts to make some fast dough by any means necessary, or his conniptions getting him into a bunch of trouble, or most notably, embarrassing gramps with the multiple stories of his flaws and especially the times he shat himself from being scared or failing to not trust farts. |
| 34 | * Grandpa almost ''tasing'' Michael over [[DisproportionateRetribution trying to grab a slice of the]] [[https://youtu.be/imKbLtrNS7E?t=197 Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza.]] |
| 35 | * The end of [[https://youtu.be/mX5VwGDF_-I?t=6m28s GRANDPA'S NURSE - THE PRANK]] |
| 36 | -->'''Neighbor Tina:''' ''[Opening the door to Angry Grandpa's bathroom while he's taking a shower.]'' Whatcha doin' in here? |
| 37 | -->'''Angry Grandpa:''' ''(screams, yells while pounding on the side of the bathroom)'' '''''Get out of here!''''' |
| 38 | -->'''Neighbor Tina:''' Ah, scrub that! |
| 39 | -->'''Michael:''' ''(in the background laughing his ass off)'' Oh my god! |
| 40 | -->'''Angry Grandpa:''' '''''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny OmigodI'mnekkid!]]''''' |
| 41 | -->'''Neighbor Tina:''' ''Ah, scrub that!'' |
| 42 | -->'''Angry Grandpa:''' '''''I'mnakedgetoutofhere!''''' |
| 43 | -->'''Neighbor Tina:''' '''''Scruuuuub your balls!''''' |
| 44 | -->'''Angry Grandpa:''' '''''Omigodgetouttahere!''''' |
| 45 | -->'''Neighbor Tina:''' '''''Scruuuuub your balls!''''' |
| 46 | * That time Grandpa was roaring at Jennifer for being lazy and jobless while living at his house, is comically irrational; even funnier when in the comment section, a fan has joked that his blood pressure has gone over 9,000 a minute. |
| 47 | * This moment from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTrLvSjJMOw&t=214s&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow iMustDestroyAll 3]]: |
| 48 | -->'''[=MustDestroyAll=]:''' I've been sneaking into your house, [[PokeThePoodle putting all those toys on the floor, playing with those Hot Wheels,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and even eating some of your candy!]] |
| 49 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Not even reacting until [=MustDestroyAll=] mentions [[BerserkButton eating his candy]])'' '''''[[SkewedPriorities MOTHERFUCKER!!!]]''''' |
| 50 | ** A bit of a [[NightmareFuel creepy]] moment also, but [=MustDestroyAll's=] cousin, [=CombustYouAll=] tells Grandpa that he and [=MustDestroyAll=] will cook him and eat his stomach piece by piece until he is "[[NightmareRetardant one skinny-bellied]] [[SophisticatedAsHell bastard]]" in a [[TheComicallySerious ridiculously serious]], [[EvilSoundsRaspy raspy]] voice. |
| 51 | ** After he finishes watching the video, Angry Grandpa goes into the living room to ''yell at Tina for not waking up to alert him that [=MustDestroyAll=] was watching him while he sleeps,'' leading up to this gem of a line: |
| 52 | --->'''Grandpa:''' You were layin' right there next to me, and ''[[LargeHam YOOOOOUUU DIDN'T HEAR IIIIIIIIITT?!]]'' |
| 53 | --->'''Tina:''' Man, I can't hear nothin' when I was sleepin'- |
| 54 | --->'''Grandpa:''' '''''YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED!''''' |
| 55 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1Y_HjyLjo Angry Grandpa's reaction to Alison Gold's Chinese Food music video,]] especially the part when the man in the panda bear costume unmasks himself. |
| 56 | -->'''Grandpa:''' She got her hands all over that bear! Look at him, man, he's a pervert! |
| 57 | -->(The man in the costume unmasks himself) |
| 58 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''[[BigOMG OH MY GOD!]] OH FUCK!! GODDAMN!!!''' '''''[[PaedoHunt YOU PERVEEEEEEEEEEEERT!!!!!]]''''' '''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!''' '''[[PaedoHunt WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS?!]]''' |
| 59 | * The times Grandpa laughs makes him sound like either an evil old man or even more so, an evil mastermind. |
| 60 | * The [[https://youtu.be/D6hiPP71Ogo?t=4m8s ending]] to Angry Grandpa's Special Guest is great. [[spoiler: Angry Grandpa farted and proceeded to stink up the living room] as Michael and Kim desperately try and open a window that's locked.]] |
| 61 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur6nUKI_kOg The Mouse Hunt]] and its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug_m88QFD1c sequel]]. |
| 62 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYHbcp4PXsY CHINESE FOOD BLOWOUT]], especially when Grandpa starts making owl noises [[https://youtu.be/nYHbcp4PXsY?t=1m30s at the 1:30 mark]] after eating sweet-and-sour chicken. |
| 63 | * This line of dialogue from "Angry Grandpa Gets Robbed": |
| 64 | -->'''Michael''': You threw Chinese food all over the damn floor! |
| 65 | -->'''AGP''': Oh, fuck the Chinese! I was gonna watch TV and eat the Chinese! '''FUCK THE CHINESE NOW!''' |
| 66 | ** "I was... ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED!!" |
| 67 | ** Grandpa's reaction when he realized it was a prank: |
| 68 | -->'''AGP:''' Ya'll need to get outta my house, I'm callin' the cops, I'm pressing charges. You're going to jail! '''YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, MISSY!''' '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice YOU'LL BE]]''' '''''[[PrisonRape DOIN' THE GODDAMN HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH BIG MILDRED!]]''''' And YOU? ''[[PrisonRape You gettin' your goddamn salad tossed.]]'' |
| 69 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRz0FfHGRL0 ANGRY GRANDPA'S KITCHEN MELTDOWN!]] features Michael filming Grandpa as he attempts to show the audience his pumpkin pie recipe. Unfortunately, he cannot find the vanilla, without which he claims "you ain't got no pie." So, he begins breaking all of Michael's plates. The kicker is that Michael ''does'' find the vanilla, [[MoodWhiplash prompting Grandpa to switch back into "cooking show host" mode as though nothing had happened]]. Michael, understandably, is still pissed, so Grandpa breaks more of his plates before throwing the pie at Michael. |
| 70 | ** Even FUNNIER, Michael's brother Charlie tries to avoid this but fails in his escape by falling over the obsolete recipe that's on the floor. |
| 71 | * Angry Grandpa drives into the pool, prompting a funny "DRIVE FORWARD! Go forward!" from Pickleboy. |
| 72 | * Although the prank was a little cruel, Grandpa's reaction to his EmbarrassingTattoo before he tears up the tattoo parlor in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6u_VOe9spw&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S TATTOO MELTDOWN!]] is priceless: |
| 73 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''''' '''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner "MY ASS STINKS?!"]]''' |
| 74 | ** During [[UnstoppableRage Grandpa's rampage]], he grabs a guitar off the wall and smashes it to pieces on a table. As grandpa shouts at him for giving him an unwanted tattoo, Tim the tattoo artist has this to say: |
| 75 | --->'''Tim:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who the fuck's gonna pay for my guitar?]] |
| 76 | * Angry Grandpa trying to remove his EmbarrassingTattoo in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-uihaQAr8 ANGRY GRANDPA'S TATTOO REMOVAL FAIL!]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu9EhwXmZ6o PICKLEBOY'S STUPID FAMILY!!]]. It starts with Grandpa howling in pain and cussing out his daughter Jennifer as she tries to scrub off his tattoo with soap, water, and a sponge. When this doesn't work, he gives Michael a pocket knife and tells him to carve it off of his back. Michael puts the pocket knife onto his bare skin (with the blade retracted) and Grandpa screams and recoils, thinking that he was really starting to cut him when he wasn't. This becomes an InUniverse Funny Moment to Bridgette, who laughs about it for hours later. |
| 77 | * [[https://youtu.be/xYTnPFv33kE?t=2m25s GRANDPA SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS!!]], specifically when Pickleboy discovers that Grandpa has shaved off most of his right eyebrow. He screams in shock at his reflection in the mirror, turns to the camera, and screams in pure rage in a ridiculously over-the-top way. |
| 78 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfOu-THhYaQ PICKLEBOY'S SURPRISE PARTY! (SHOWER PRANK)]] is hilarious to watch, especially with Bridgette getting back at Michael for all the shower pranks. |
| 79 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iYwT6Ndbls&list=PLZbaTSItfB4Ox7DYCI7L3-c1fCQpTvHi9&index=128&t=0s Cribs Fail Aftermath]] Michael grabs a phone to call the police and Grandpa destroys it. Grandpa throws the phone on the floor and it somehow bounces off the floor and hits him right in his face. |
| 80 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah1XhPUo7Ms&t= Angry Grandpa Draw My Life FAIL]] Grandpa draws his life using a whole lot of childish drawings. It ends with him drawing both Michael and Bridgette as fat people. |
| 81 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98okjmv_7iU&t= ANGRY GRANDPA'S 10 DEMANDMINTS]] |
| 82 | * Angry Grandpa's taxes fail video. After realizing he's missing one of Tina's W2s, he gets pissed off and starts tearing the W2s he has to shreds. Then he realizes he needs them and tries to find the tape. He tells Michael to help him in a rather strange way... |
| 83 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Fuck that goddamn camera! (beat) I said ''fuck that camera!'' (beat) I said '''fuck that goddamn camera!''' (flips the table) Goddamn you, when I say "fuck that camera", you help me, motherfucker! |
| 84 | ** Then it goes FromBadToWorse after Grandpa flips the table... |
| 85 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''[[OhCrap Oh, god, I broke your mama's favorite ashtray! Oh, my fucking god!]]'' I'm in fuckin' trouble with the government, I'm in trouble with your mama... (cut to Grandpa attempting to tape the W2s back together) [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Ah, god... Why, why, why, why, why do I let my anger get the best of me?!]] God''damn!'' I'm ''always'' fuckin' up! Michael, do you think IRS take this like this? (holds up a W2 that's been hastily taped together) Or, you think they'll take ''this'' one? (holds up ''another'' W2 that's been hastily taped together) I don't know ''what'' I'm gonna do, man! That's the best I can fucking do! This one- look at this shit! Man, shit, ol' lady's gonna kick my ''ass!'' Why do I fuck up? Why do I keep losin' my- maybe I need to go to anger management or something! Oh, fuck, IRS gon' put me in jail! |
| 86 | * Grandpa getting hit with the classic [[https://youtu.be/Gip22UuhLik?si=-csUuh62xvGJbGWN 'plastic-wrap-in-the-doorway' prank.]] Pickleboy ups the ante of the prank by pouring "blood" (aka: [[{{Film/Scream}} "Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs' blood in "Carrie"."]]) onto the plastic. |
| 87 | ** They first lure him out by banging on the [[TheAllegedCar washing machine that rarely works]], [[BadBadActing acting like it's not working...]] |
| 88 | --->'''Pickleboy:''' All you gotta do is push on it! |
| 89 | --->'''Tina:''' It won't work! |
| 90 | --->'''Pickleboy:''' You gotta be louder than this... ''Arrgh!'' |
| 91 | --->'''Tina:''' ''It won't work! I'm telling you...'' |
| 92 | --->'''Grandpa:''' (from his bedroom) '''GODDAMNIT SHUDDUP, I'M TRYNA SLEEP!''' |
| 93 | --->'''Pickleboy:''' Goddamn washing machine doesn't work anymore! |
| 94 | --->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[TheUnintelligible IDON'TGIBAGODDAMNWASHINGMACHINE! IONLYGOTONLYONE!! MOTHERFUCKER!]]''''' |
| 95 | --->(Pickleboy begins to step away from the door, he tries to get Tina to do the same.) |
| 96 | --->'''Pickleboy:''' (whispering) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Back the fuck up...]] (yelling) She's trying to get it to work! |
| 97 | --->'''Grandpa:''' Y'all need to stop! |
| 98 | --->'''Pickleboy:''' ''God!'' |
| 99 | ---> (Grandpa barges out of the room.) |
| 100 | --->'''Grandpa:''' Goddamn you- (gets caught in the plastic wrap) '''[[BigWhat WHAT THE FUCK?!]] YOU DIRTY BASTARD!''' |
| 101 | ** Grandpa's ''[[ComedicUnderwearExposure pants falling down]]'' after getting tangled in the plastic wrap. |
| 102 | ** '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'M A GODDAMN CANDY APPLE! TAKE ME TO THE FUCKIN' FAIR!"]]''' |
| 103 | *** EVEN FUNNIER this is almost a trademark of grandpa due to being obese. Tenfold, in the historical Sour Cream and Ketchup prank, orchestrated by Pickleboy in utilizing his nephews Johnny and Jacob into wiping the aforementioned on a dozing grandpa, resulting in the latter standing up abruptly and thence his pants continually fell, exposing what many fans in the comments have said to be "toothpick legs," upholding his entire body. |
| 104 | * While the topic of the videos ''aren't'' funny, the bizarre, nasally voice Angry Grandpa does when imitating [[SerialKiller Donald "Pee Wee" Gaskins]] in the three-part "Friends With A Serial Killer" story is side-splittingly hilarious. |
| 105 | * "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbwiNC_crg&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner---- GETTING BULLIED]]" for the most part is a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] pep talk from Grandpa, but there's one part that is a guaranteed laugh: |
| 106 | -->'''Grandpa:''' You got people out there that may not be as pretty as you are- ''([[{{Gasshole}} Grandpa lets out a long, loud fart]])'' ''Ooooooooooooohhh!'' ...[[ThrowItIn Or they might fart louder than you do]]. |
| 107 | * While going off on a rant about bible thumpers, [[https://youtu.be/es88VUXrdis?si=u3SOouPDAvsk8Hdr&t=139 Grandpa retells a story about him and his friends happening to catch a Pentecostal church service.]] Grandpa and his buddies find it hilarious until... |
| 108 | -->'''Grandpa:''' I was laughin' my fuckin' ass off, thinkin' "Goddamn, I don't know what that bitch [[labelnote:*]]a Pentacostal woman who ran out of the church while performing the Hymn of Imitation, where one starts speaking in tongues and goes crazy under the Holy Spirit. Before running, she hit her head on the pew.[[/labelnote]] is smokin', I need to stop her and find out so I can get me some of that shit!" you know what I mean? That shit was good! So, all of a sudden, a voice... '''''"[[WhamLine THE DEVIL'S IN HERE, AND THE DEVIL BETTER LEAVE.]]"''''' About that time, everybody in the fuckin' church [[DeathGlare turned around and they were starin' at me and my friends.]] I said "''[[OhCrap Ohhhhh,'''' fuck, we done got into somethin' we ''DON'T need to be in!]]" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere So we got up, man, and we started walkin' and we got out that church]] and them motherfuckers follow us! "Don't leave! Once you know us, you'll love us!" Fuck you, bitch! |
| 109 | * The one time when Grandpa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM bought Tina a present.]] (AKA: [[spoiler: ''[[{{Squick}} a used dildo from a yard sale.]]'']]) |
| 110 | -->'''Grandpa:''' You ain't all been gettin' fully satisfied lately... |
| 111 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''[[FlatWhat Huh?]]'' |
| 112 | -->'''Grandpa:''' So I found you something, and I wanna give it to ya. |
| 113 | -->(Grandpa hands Tina a bag with something in it...) |
| 114 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Open it up, I'm proud of that! |
| 115 | -->'''Tina:''' (looking into the bag) [[NoJustNoReaction God almighty...]] |
| 116 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' What is it? |
| 117 | -->'''Tina:''' Where'd you get that thing?! |
| 118 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' What is it?! |
| 119 | -->(Tina reaches into the bag, and pulls out [[spoiler: the dildo.]]) |
| 120 | -->'''Grandpa:''' I bought it at [[{{Squick}} a yard sale!]] |
| 121 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''A'' '''''yard sale?!''''' |
| 122 | -->'''Grandpa:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Five dollars, man!]] I think I got me a deal! |
| 123 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFCR-8OJFoc&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services]] |
| 124 | * Angry Grandpa's dating profile in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40UaAVDHuM&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S VALENTINE'S DAY FREAKOUT!]] has him [[FanDisservice shirtless]] and doing a goofy-looking pose in the profile picture, [[FreezeFrameBonus but the self-summary has to be the funniest part yet]]: |
| 125 | -->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! [[HypocriticalHumor Don't be demanding or lazy]], and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it]]. [[{{Squick}} Especially the bathroom. I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!" |
| 126 | ** [[https://archive.vn/urf2X You can see his dating profile on Archive, if you want to see it in person.]] |
| 127 | ** Earlier, we have Grandpa's philosophy on Valentine's Day, leading to this exchange: |
| 128 | --->'''Grandpa:''' Everybody needs somebody to fuck on Valentine's Day. |
| 129 | --->'''Pickleboy:''' Sorry, Creator/MarilynMonroe's not available. |
| 130 | --->'''Grandpa:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Well,]] [[ILoveTheDead I don't wanna dig her up anyway]]. |
| 131 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaLZ4QFa9x4&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S TOY ROOM MELTDOWN!!]] is funny enough on it's own, with [[DisproportionateRetribution Grandpa destroying Pickleboy's wrestling action figure set over internet issues]], but it gets even funnier when Grandpa and Pickleboy devolve into HamToHamCombat: |
| 132 | -->'''Grandpa:''' [[SkewedPriorities NOTHIN'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY INTERNET!]] |
| 133 | -->'''Bridgette:''' [[{{Manchild}} This is to [Pickleboy], obviously]]! |
| 134 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(On the verge of tears)'' Fuck- go, just ''go!'' |
| 135 | -->'''Grandpa:''' NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE TO FIX MY INTERNET! |
| 136 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(Suddenly in {{Angrish}})'' '''[[VocalDissonance GETTHE]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]''[[VocalDissonance OUTOFMY]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN'HOUSE!!!]]''''' |
| 137 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[TheUnintelligible CAFADAGADALALA!!!]]''''' [[labelnote:Translation]] Come fix the goddamn internet! [[/labelnote]] |
| 138 | -->'''Bridgette:''' Get out! |
| 139 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''''TOY BOY!!!''''' |
| 140 | ** Grandpa's EvilLaugh as he [[ComedicSociopathy taunts a distraught Pickleboy]] offscreen at the end of the video. Then there's his final threat: |
| 141 | --->'''Grandpa:''' Ooh, we're good... ''NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR TV!'' |
| 142 | * The [[NakedPeopleAreFunny entirety]] of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVKZ4jOye0g Bug Spray Shower prank.]] For starters, Michael and Bridgette pull the prank while Grandpa and Tina are busy having sex in the shower. |
| 143 | ** Bonus points go to Grandpa's dirty talk to Tina during the act: |
| 144 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm Oooaghh!]]'' Shuddup! You break my goddamn tub, and you gon' die! [[{{Squick}} I gotta pee, can I pee on you?]] |
| 145 | -->'''Tina:''' Ohhh, nasty! |
| 146 | -->'''Grandpa:''' I gotta wash my ass! Fuck you, bitch. You break my goddamn tub, you gon' die! You'll have soap in your eye if you goddamn bend over! You'll have soap in your fuckin' eye! |
| 147 | -->'''Tina:''' What the hell are you doing?! |
| 148 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Well goddamn! We're both fat tryin' to fit in this fuckin' tub! |
| 149 | -->'''Tina:''' What are you doing? |
| 150 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Oh, shut up, just take a goddamn bath. I got [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM somethin' for you RIGHT here...]] Motherfucker ''pulsates!'' |
| 151 | ** As soon Michael and Bridgette start the prank, they are greeted by [[spoiler: none other than the ''[[{{Callback}} infamous dildo Grandpa got Tina as a present]]'']]. The former walks out of the shower and into the kitchen with a barely ModestyTowel and the aforementioned in his hand as he barks at Pickleboy and Bridgette for disrupting: |
| 152 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ME AND THE OLD LADY, HAVIN' A LITTLE FUN AND '''YOU GOTTA COME IN THERE?!''' |
| 153 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' Go, it's fine! |
| 154 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''(jumping)'' I'LL [[PunctuatedForEmphasis TELL YOU. ONE.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GODDAMN.]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THING!]]''''' THIS THING OF ME TAKIN' A BATH AND YOU GODDAMN WALKIN' IN'S GOTTA '''STOP!''' |
| 155 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''THIS'' has gotta stop, you gotta go back! I'm done! I ain't goin' back in there! |
| 156 | -->'''Grandpa:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll show you something!]] ''(begins advancing towards Michael [[RefugeInAudacity with the dildo]])'' |
| 157 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(turns and starts running with Bridgette)'' I AM '''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere NOT GOING BACK IN THERE!]]''' ''(to Bridgette):'' GO, FUCKING ''RUN!'' |
| 158 | -->''(camera turns back to face grandpa with extra Doppler effect as the latter stomps after)'' |
| 159 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Motherfucker, I've had enough of you! |
| 160 | -->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette run into another bathroom in the trailer, leaving the door open.)'' |
| 161 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''([[JumpScare suddenly appearing in the doorway]])'' '''I'VE HAD-''' |
| 162 | -->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette scream as they slam the door shut.)'' |
| 163 | -->'''Bridgette:''' Oh god! |
| 164 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!''' |
| 165 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' I wanna see through the crack... |
| 166 | -->''(Pickleboy tries to film through a the big crevice above the door.)'' |
| 167 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''YOU FUCKING PIECE OF- YEAH, YOU GON'-''' ''(tries forcing the door open)'' |
| 168 | -->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette scream as they try to hold the door.)'' |
| 169 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' Oh shit! Oh shit! |
| 170 | -->'''Grandpa:''' OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR! '''[[AssShove I'M GON' STICK THIS DILDO UP YOUR]]''' '''''[[LargeHam AAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!]]''''' |
| 171 | -->'''Michael:''' (picking up the used bathroom plunger in the corner and turns to face Bridgette)'' Open it! |
| 172 | -->''(Upon opening the door, Michael sallies out and thrusts out the plunger towards grandpa, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere who immediately turns and flees back down the hall]] with Michael closing in to-)'' |
| 173 | -->'''Michael:''' ''(gags and drops the plunger)'' '''''[[LargeHam WHAUUUGH!]]''''' |
| 174 | -->'''Bridgette:''' ''(at the bathroom doorway)'' What? |
| 175 | -->'''Michael:''' ''(mortified)'' I saw his big FAT ASS AND HE '''''FARTED!''''' |
| 176 | -->'''Bridgette:''' ''(slams door)'' Oh god! |
| 177 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''(hollering down the hall)'' YOU DESERVED THAT FART! I HOPE TO HELL YOU SMELL IT FOR A''WHILE!'' |
| 178 | *** The successor to this prank, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQvNEfx7obI Another Shower Prank]], is ten times the funnier, when once again, Pickleboy and Picklegirl decided to continue with the interruptions and pranks. Needless to say, grandpa once again sallied out of the shower for revenge after having more metaphorical shit dumped on him and Tina in the shower; first in the form of bagged mashed potato powder while he is mouthing off about Pickleboy to Tina, then a big styrofoam cup of old coffee; prompting the old man to throw the infamous dildo at Pickleboy ''[[spoiler: who reels in mortified disgust]]'' and flees to his old busted-down-door bedroom, with grandpa in hot pursuit. Cue this moment of intense yet [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensues]] |
| 179 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (running with Bridgette, freaking out) WOAH!]]'' |
| 180 | -->'''Grandpa:''' I got my goddamn-! |
| 181 | -->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette run into his old bedroom, unable to close the door due to [[CallBack grandpa knocking it down previously from the Kool-Aid showerhead prank]] thus leaving it open for an overly eager and vengeful grandpa)'' |
| 182 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''([[AdvancingBossOfDoom voice echoing down the hallway and dreadfully getting closer...]])'' '''You goddamn youngins wanna play? I'll play!''' |
| 183 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' No! Don't knock my door down again! |
| 184 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''I'll play!''' ''(suddenly appearing in the doorway [[AssShove with the dildo]])'' |
| 185 | -->'''Pickleboy:''' ''What the fuck?'' ''(promptly [[LargeHam squeals in a high pitch girly voice upon seeing it as grandpa tries to get around him]])'' '''''AHH, WHADAFUQ!? AHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!''''' |
| 186 | -->''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere promptly flees in righteous terror, followed behind by Bridgette]].)'' |
| 187 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''''THAT GODDAMN DOG GROWLED AT ME!''''' |
| 188 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5k0d-HFztU&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow Angry Grandpa's reaction to the infamous Scary Maze Game:]] |
| 189 | -->''(Angry Grandpa sits up in his chair and is about to throw his headphones at the desktop screen after getting startled by the ScreamerPrank)'' |
| 190 | -->'''Michael:''' ''Don't...'' |
| 191 | -->'''Grandpa:''' Fuck you, man! ''(Throws headphones besides the desktop)'' |
| 192 | -->'''Michael:''' But- but you did it! You played the Scary Maze! |
| 193 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Pointing at the image of the [[Film/TheExorcist possessed Regan]])'' WHY DO I GOTTA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF ''[[YourMom YO FUCKIN' MAMA?!]]'' ''(slowly looks back at Michael after remembering his words mentioned "scary maze"...)'' |
| 194 | ** And then there's the ending, where thereafter [[DisproportionateRetribution Grandpa proceeds to chase Pickleboy realizing it was another prank.]] |
| 195 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Advancing towards Michael)'' Who the hell you think you are tryin' to scare me? ''(Michael turns and runs)'' Where you goin', Pickleboy?! |
| 196 | -->'''Michael:''' Come on, man! |
| 197 | -->''(Michael runs into the closet and held the doorknob)'' |
| 198 | -->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Banging on the door)'' '''OPEN THIS DOOR! OPEN THIS DOOR! YOU TRY TO SCARE ME, I'LL PUT MY FOOT UPSIDE YOUR ASS!''' |
| 199 | -->''(Shortly manages to force the door open, sending Michael to the ground before standing over him threateningly.)'' |
| 200 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''DON'T YOU EVER-''' ''([[{{Beat}} pauses to turn the closet lights on]])'' '''TRY TO SCARE ME AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND, I DON'T LIKE IT- Give me the camera!''' ''(attempts to wrestle the camera from Pickleboy)'' '''GIMME THE CAMERA!''' '''''GIMME THE CAMERAAAA!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! DON'T YOU EVER-!''''' |
| 201 | -->''([[NoEnding The video suddenly cuts off.]])'' |
| 202 | * ''Anytime'' Michael [[ParentalSexualitySquick walks in on Grandpa and Tina while they're having sex.]] '''''ESPECIALLY''''' when it's for a prank. |
| 203 | ** [[https://youtu.be/KZwf6XF11SA?si=kibp7DHEKMs_TkPm One time]], Michael throws flour on Grandpa, and Grandpa tries to lecture him on stopping it. As soon as Grandpa calms down, Michael tells him one last thing: |
| 204 | -->'''Michael:''' [[WhamLine I'm putting it on the internet!]] |
| 205 | -->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]''''' '''AW, HELL NO, YOU AIN'T!!''' |
| 206 | * Asking grandpa personal questions about why he shits his pants is one of many funny but rare insulting moments that actually can rile him up, such as the 20 Questions w/Angry Grandpa. |
| 207 | -->'''Michael:''' Tell us you're sick, tell me you're sick now. |
| 208 | -->'''Grandpa:''' (scratching himself) I'm sick now, Michael. |
| 209 | -->'''Michael:''' (snickers) Yeah, I can tell cuz you shit your pants! |
| 210 | -->'''Grandpa:''' (bumbling) You say ONE MORE GODDAMN WORD 'bout me shit my goddamn pants, I'mma beat your pickleboy ass! |
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/context.php
FollowingContext Funny / TheAngryGrandpa
Go To
- Show Spoilers
- Night Vision
- Sticky Header
- Wide Load
