Line #145 Funny/SonicVillains


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4	The fact that ''one promotional Q&A'' was enough to fill this page ''years'' before even a minute's worth of film gives no doubt to how much RapidFireComedy ''Sonic Villains'' itself is bound to have.
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8	!!'''Moments:'''
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10	[[folder:Q&A 1: Ask the Eggman Empire]]
11	* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijJRdN80jU the intro segment]]:
12	** Eggman's multiversal allies are suddenly teleported into the Q&A by Infinite, the shock of which promptly has them all ''screaming at the top of their lungs''.
13	** For extra rudeness, Eggman didn't even care to give them a bigger room to be teleported in.
14	--->'''Scourge:''' It's too stinkin' cramped in here! Tell "Tiny" to quit breathin' down my neck or I'll make him ''dead ugly''!\
15	'''Dingo:''' Sorry. ''(beat)'' Wait, you have a neck?
16	** Dark Oak establishing his AdaptationalComicRelief status:
17	--->'''Dark Oak:''' At last! A chance to unveil my plans for galactic conquest, peace and prosperity to all the multiverse! [[WellDoneDadGuy Maybe then, my daughter Cosmo will finally want to follow her old man's line of work!]]\
18	'''Coconuts:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Um… one of those things ain't like the others there, Darkie.]]\
19	'''Dark Oak:''' ''(attacks Coconuts)'' I demand all plant-based questions effective immediately!
20	** Boom!Shadow [[LampshadeHanging openly questions why they would waste valuable time they could be spending on preparing their assault against Sonic]] to do a Q&A for [[TakeThatAudience "neckbeards"]].
21	--->'''[[BeardOfEvil Naugus]]:''' I concur with the black hedgehog. Though I must ask, [[LiteralMinded what exactly is wrong with beards that rest on the neck region!?]]\
22	'''Shadow:''' Nothing. ''([[NotSoAboveItAll chuckles]])''
23	** Eggman's conversational "oh, right" response to finding out Sara's mind control shorted out and she's trying to call for help, and how he promptly fixes it with all the nonchalance of tying a pair of shoes. "Ah, that's better."
24	** Eggman tries capping off the intro segment with an EvilLaugh only to indignantly choke on it before the transmission cuts off.
25	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2DtWEZxsFI "Ask the Eggman Empire"]] is sponsored by Chaos Cola!
26	-->'''Cubot:''' We're not actually sponsored, by the way… we just tied up the spokesman and stole some of the products for ourselves.\
27	'''Eggman:''' Not so loud! The last thing we need is the United Federation on our trail! And I wouldn't drink that if I were you.\
28	'''Cubot:''' ''([[DontExplainTheJoke a robot, if we need remind you]])'' [[TooDumbToLive Why not—]]\
29	''(a sizzle and a bang noise are heard, followed by a beat)''\
30	'''Orbot:''' …His head exploded--\
31	'''Eggman:''' ''(interrupting)'' I'll replace it later.
32	* Orbot acknowledges for how they couldn't reasonably answer every single person's questions. For those left out, Eggman comes up with the most delicate apology he could think of: [[{{Jerkass}} "Get bent!"]]
33	* Eggman's roll call where all the baddies introduce themselves:
34	** Grounder, the "walking arsenal", can't pronounce "arsenal" and just switches to "robot".
35	** Rosy's introduction includes a brief cut from the Q&A background image to a fully-animated close-up of her [[TakeThatAudience darkly teasing the audience]]. It's equal parts creepy and hilarious.
36	--->'''Rosy:''' Hi, thieves and perverts! That's ''riiiiight! (cut to animation) I've seen [[RuleThirtyFour what you do to us]] in your free time…!''\
37	''(cut back to normal)''\
38	'''Eggman:''' So have I. ''(under his breath) Keep doing it, by the way, you all make me look fantastic!''
39	*** You heard that right -- Eggman doesn't mind being in, er… ''[[UnusualEuphemism alternative media]]'' so long as he gets his good side shown.
40	** Dark Oak introduces himself by telling the audience to water their plants daily so they may be spared during the inevitable vegetable uprising. Eggman takes it in stride.
41	** Eggman introducing [[BrainwashedAndCrazy Sara]]:
42	--->'''Sara:''' I'd [[KickTheDog kick ten puppies]] and [[IfYoureSoEvilEatThisKitten eat a live Chao for you]], my incredibly handsome Lord Eggman!\
43	'''Eggman:''' Haha, attagirl!
44	** Boom!Shadow has to listen to [[Recap/SonicBoomS1E52ItTakesAVillageToDefeatAHedgehog yet another Eggman]] giving him the CharacterShilling treatment:
45	--->'''Eggman:''' And finally, the Ultimate Life Form from six dimensions over, our star player… Shadow the Hedgehog!\
46	'''Shadow:''' [[TranquilFury I hate every last one of you with a burning passion.]]\
47	'''Scourge:''' Wait, why's ''he'' the star player!?\
48	'''Eggman:''' Because shut your yap, that's why!
49	** Eggman skips Infinite's chance to introduce himself and the poor jackal spends the rest of the Q&A in the background. By now, it seems he's been reduced to Eggman's mere BeleagueredAssistant for whenever he needs Phantom Ruby magic.
50	* Everyone answers what their favorite musical genres are:
51	** Eggman ("a man of quality") likes industrial rock-and-roll. [[WaxingLyrical "Because I'm the Eggman, that's what I am!"]]
52	** Dark Oak enjoys the peaceful sounds of nature.
53	** The SSSSS Squad are [[{{Pun}} metalheads]].
54	** Sleet likes listening to opera when working or [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain crying to himself to sleep at night about where his life went wrong]], causing Orbot to sympathize with him.
55	*** [[FridgeLogic Some food for thought]]: music in the world of ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'' was notably outlawed by Robotnik as a plot point, meaning that Sleet most likely goes behind his Robotnik's back to listen to it. Then again, there ''is'' [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog another music-hating Robotnik]] out there that has still shown an interest in opera ([[DreadfulMusician if you want to call it that]])…
56	** Orbot likewise enjoys musical theater, with the eyecatch later showing him as a conductor, wig included.
57	** Shadow doesn't give a response to the question. Not a verbal one, at least.
58	** Scourge likes rock. Dingo also likes rock, especially when sung by Sonia.
59	** Naugus likes classical music.
60	** [[AxCrazy Rosy]] likes screams of terror and destruction. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Scourge is disturbed.]]
61	** Sara only enjoys Eggman's maniacal laughter, and claims that it can even cure cancer, leading to a CutawayGag featuring the ''Praise Be Thy Overlord'' book above.
62	--->'''Eggman:''' It's true! Read my bible!\
63	''(cut to an advertisement of said "bible" with angelic choir noises in the background, followed by a brief clip of a '''[[MediumShiftGag live-action]]''' gloved hand giving a thumbs-up)''
64	*** The cover to the "bible" itself has Rosy, Dingo, Sara and the SSSSS Squad worshiping Eggman in togas, Cubot holding a halo over Eggman's head and Orbot holding Eggman's chin in place.
65	** Speaking of, FreezeFrameBonus regarding the ''Praise Be Thy Overlord'' ad and [[StylisticSuck its incredibly poor marketing knowledge]]:
66	*** The phone number used to order it is 1-[[Memes/DragonBall 9000]]-3752-75679 (which has thirteen digits despite likely meaning to evoke a "1-800" United States phone number of ten digits).
67	*** The disclaimer is that the buyer needs to [[CaptainObvious "be made of flesh or metal to order"]].
68	*** Its stated price is 270 rings (not too expensive if going by the prices of food or souvenirs from ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'') or $300.99 (''very'' expensive for a book if meant to be in USD, and doesn't even use the ".99" tactic correctly[[note]]Prices of goods and services in some countries often end in ".99", ".95" or ".90" instead of rounding up to the next whole number in order to make use of a "left-digit effect", where potential buyers will focus on the leftmost digit of a price and subconsciously make decisions based on it (see Website/TheOtherWiki's article on [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_pricing psychological pricing]] for more info). In the case of Eggman's book, the next whole number would be $301, with the leftmost digit not changing, and thus not having as strong a psychological impact as $299.99 would rounding up to $300 -- a number which Eggman ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint added]]'' 99 cents to instead of doing the opposite[[/note]]).
69	*** And lastly, a website link of "The Devilled Egg / [=BossEgg@EggmanEmpire.com=]" (which mixes a URL with an email address… [[EpicFail in reverse, and with spaces]]).
70	** That only leaves [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Cubot's]] favorite music… ''[[HellIsThatNoise bass-boosted microwave noises]]''.
71	--->'''Scourge:''' Is that a [[PrecisionFStrike f**kin']] microwave!?\
72	'''Cubot:''' Nay… 'tis art!\
73	'''Sleet:''' Bah! Sounds like Dingo after he stubs his toe! Shut it off! Shut it off!\
74	'''Cubot:''' ''(begrudgingly shuts it off)'' Everyone's a critic.
75	* Sleet reiterates how the morphing remote he uses on Dingo can transform his cohort into anything needed for the situation. The others catch on to this and what proceeds is a LongList.
76	-->'''Rosy:''' So… a motorbike?\
77	'''Sleet:''' Yes.\
78	'''Rosy:''' An airplane.\
79	'''Sleet:''' Yes.\
80	'''Rosy:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick A PILE OF ORGANS?]]\
81	'''Sleet:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't most of us?]]\
82	'''Rosy:''' A goblin?\
83	'''Sleet:''' Yes.\
84	'''Rosy:''' A really ''ugly'' goblin.\
85	'''Sleet:''' I literally just said anything.\
86	'''Scratch:''' A VHS of my favorite show?\
87	'''Grounder:''' A bucket of chicken!\
88	'''Coconuts:''' A ''[[MemeticMutation prrrrrromotion?]]''\
89	'''Sara:''' A statue of our lovely Dr. Robotnik?\
90	'''Dark Oak:''' A daughter that actually loves her father?\
91	'''Cubot:''' A super-long and fancy top hat?\
92	'''Orbot:''' …A better boss?\
93	'''Eggman:''' [[ImStandingRightHere I heard that!]]\
94	'''Sleet:''' How about I transform him into a giant hand [[RageBreakingPoint that'll slap you all 'til you SHUT THE HECK UP!?]] ''(beat)'' Yes. He can transform into ''anything''. In fact, why don't we try out a few of those suggestions for ourselves… right now? ''([[EvilLaugh chuckles evilly]])''\
95	'''Dingo:''' ''(gulps)'' Don't I get a say in any a' this?\
96	'''Everyone else:''' [[BluntNo Nope!]]\
97	'''Dingo:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, blimey.]]
98	** And the eyecatch for this one shows Dingo as a horse being ridden by Rosy.
99	* Scourge finally gets a question to himself and it just happens to be asking why he let Sonic trick him into being defeated. He doesn't take it well and proceeds to [[NeverMyFault blame the Anarchy Beryl that he used]], claiming he would've won if he swiped the Master Emerald from Knuckles. Cubot, of all people, expresses that Scourge is most likely posturing through pure "big baby wussy talk", and doesn't even flinch when the hedgehog threatens retaliation.
100	** On another note, Eggman responds to Scourge's indignation by reassuring him that they've all been tricked by Sonic before and that they have nothing to be ashamed of. Note that Eggman's a MadScientist with a narcissistic streak a ''parsec'' wide and a chip on his shoulder that's almost as big. And yet, he chooses to [[PetTheDog comfort]] Scourge, likely because the green hedgehog comes off to him as ''just that pitiful''.
101	** Likewise, Scourge wishes he was worshiped like a king with subjects that would "bow to [him] and beg at [his] feet". [[AbhorrentAdmirer Rosy]] likewise exclaims that she already does that.
102	--->'''Scourge:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh my gosh, Rosy! You're right! Oh, that makes me feel so much better…]] ''ya freak''.\
103	'''Rosy:''' [[InsultBackfire Ooh!]]
104	*** What makes Rosy's flattered response even funnier is that it's unclear whether she was being SarcasmBlind or genuinely took being called a "freak" [[TheMadHatter as a compliment]].
105	*** Rosy's awful, ''awful'' pet names for Scourge: "my little booger ball" and "my little honeysuckle butter biscuit cream pie applesauce cherry cake with a side of… ''(slurping noise)'' bacon".
106	---->'''Scourge:''' ''(flatly)'' …You need medicine.
107	* One person decides to ask Boom!Shadow [[WhatsAHenway a very peculiarly-worded question]], with ''literally everyone else'' being GenreSavvy and appropriately horrified enough about it to practically ''beg'' Shadow not to answer it. This unfortunately causes Shadow's curiosity on it to peak, and then he himself posits the question he was asked… "just who exactly ''is'' Joe?"
108	** Following this, a moment of silence happens, Eggman questions how they should respond next -- and we also lied about it being "literally everyone else", since it's Sara who (via a fully animated moment) [[TooDumbToLive decides to deliver the punchline]].
109	--->'''Sara:''' Pardon me, my lord of lardness, but isn't the answer to this peculiar question… ''[[YourMom "Joe Mama?"]]''\
110	'''Shadow:''' ''([[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises eyes widen]] with '''absolute rage''' as Sara's "Joe Mama" echoes)''
111	** Everything goes quiet again, Eggman sheepishly asks "Shadow?"… and then, through gritted teeth, the black hedgehog starts counting down from ten. Cue the MassOhCrap as the others brace for the shockwave.
112	--->'''Eggman:''' AHHH! He's counting down to something!\
113	'''Grounder:''' What do we do!? What do we do!?\
114	'''Sleet:''' YIPE! Everyone, use Dingo as a meat shield! His pecs will deflect the blast!\
115	'''Dingo:''' Wait, no! Guys! AHHH!\
116	'''Rosy:''' Oh, he's glowing red! We gotta break his kneecaps and snap his neck in two before he explodes! HAHAHA! I'LL DO IT!\
117	'''Coconuts:''' NO-NO-NO-NO, GET BACK, YOU!\
118	'''Shadow:''' '''CHAOS… ''BLAAAAAAAST!'''''\
119	''(everyone screams at the top of their lungs, the transmission cuts to [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties an intermission]] with [[RelaxOVision a Chao rolling back and forth]])''
120	* Infinite gets asked about the subject of his UncertainDoom at the end of ''VideoGame/SonicForces''. Eggman [[TheUnReveal prevents him from answering honestly]] and [[BlatantLies bullshits]] that he heard the "harrowing cries" of Infinite upon defeat and '''''gave up on his world domination plan''''' to nurse him back to health. Eggman then proclaims that the rest of the story about Infinite [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall will be told once Sonic's defeat is broadcasted]] (and quietly admits that he'd still perform some ManipulativeEditing on such) before ordering Infinite to [[DemotedToExtra get back into his chamber]] with all the respect of someone ordering a cat to get off their dining table.
121	** To add insult to injury, the eyecatch has Rosy rubbing her face [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Stitch-style]] against the glass of Infinite's chamber.
122	* Dark Oak's ideas of how to reforge his relationship with Cosmo: [[CrapsaccharineWorld frolicking across a planet where humans are being assimilated by trees]], [[RealMenWearPink braiding each other's hair-leaves]], and watching scary movies like [[Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors "The Small Store of Terrors"]].
123	** Dark Oak likening Cosmo's allegiance to her version of Sonic and friends [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg (and "hairless rat child" Chris Thorndyke)]] to an over-emotional teenager going through a rebellious streak and running away with a "dumb fox ''boyfriend''". Eggman sympathizes, remembering the time [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes when his own "son" had such a "phase" of his own]].
124	--->'''Dark Oak:''' Remember when parenting was simple?\
125	'''Eggman:''' Nope. Next question.
126	* The eyecatch where Scratch, Grounder and a scared Coconuts play fetch with Dingo after someone from the audience showed them their own dog.
127	* Scourge is asked another embarrassing question, this time about his and Fiona's relationship. He first makes sure to ''get the fuck out of there and hide'' before answering it within earshot of [[{{Yandere}} Rosy]]. And when she finds him, he briefly ScreamsLikeALittleGirl.
128	** Rosy decides to remind him what they "do to naughty people" who decide to run away like he just did:
129	--->'''Grounder:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! They get punished!]]\
130	'''Rosy:''' Very good, Mr. Grounder! Here's your cookie!\
131	'''Grounder:''' ''([[LiteralMetaphor stock "chomp!" noise]])''
132	* The animated eyecatch of Rosy enthusiastically showing off her battle plans to a Shadow [[TheComicallySerious observing closely]]: a crayon drawing of Sonic being hit with broken glass. And there are even rings coming out of him!
133	* "To Rosy: when is yours and [[TheChewToy Scourge's]]… ''wedding?''"
134	-->'''Scourge:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck God help me.]]\
135	'''Rosy:''' Ha-ha! ''Today!''\
136	'''Scourge:''' Wait, WHAT--\
137	''(cut to an image of an ecstatic Rosy and horrified Scourge at a wedding altar as the opening notes to "Here Comes the Bride" play)''\
138	''(cut again to a crude drawing of Rosy kicking off of said altar a Fiona Fox crying like a baby)''\
139	'''Scourge:''' No! NO! This is crazy! You're crazy, this Internet guy is crazy, and the only way we're doin' this is [[TemptingFate over my dead body!]]
140	** Naugus and Rosy team up to chase after Scourge with fire magic [[ForTheEvulz for fun]]. Eggman's reaction to this infighting of his forces? [[PassThePopcorn Enjoying the show and asking for popcorn.]]
141	--->'''Grounder:''' I'm on it!
142	* Coconuts calls out the [[{{Hypocrite}} hypocrisy]] of Naugus being salty at his sister Wendy for joining Dr. Eggman… while he's serving under an Eggman himself. Ol' Wally doesn't take it well and insists that he's only working with Eggman out of convenience and could throw him into a canyon any time if he wanted.
143	-->'''Eggman:''' [[ImStandingRightHere I am standing]] ''[[ImStandingRightHere right here]]''.
144	** [[BullyingADragon Scourge tries to heckle Naugus' speech about reclaiming his heritage]]. He promptly gets [[KarmicTransformation turned into a tree frog]], to Rosy's absolute delight.
145	* A guy inadvertently reveals one of Sonic's most terrible, twisted and utterly callous actions against Eggman… giving him the EmbarrassingNickname of [[VideoGame/SonicColors [=Baldy McNosehair=]]]. All of his subordinates respond with nothing less than ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing their asses off]]''.
146	-->'''Eggman:''' [[SarcasmMode Yep. Yeah. Okay. Laugh it up.]] Come on, now! It ''really'' isn't that funny!\
147	'''Scourge:''' I gotta hand it to Blue. [[SoBadItsGood As childish as it is]], it suits ya crazy butt well! Heh-heh!\
148	'''Dark Oak:''' ''(becomes even harder to understand than usual due to laughing so hard)''\
149	'''Scratch:''' That sounds like something our Sonic would call ''our'' Robotnik! BA-''HA''-HA-''HA!''\
150	'''Sleet:''' Oh, ours too!\
151	'''Sara:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I have no understanding as to why we're laughing!]]\
152	'''Shadow:''' Ha! A name so idiotic [[NotSoAboveItAll it almost makes me smile.]]
153	** Eggman then prepares to retaliate by giving the also requested "hilarious" nicknames to everyone else.
154	--->'''Eggman:''' Orbot! Cubot! [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars Cover your sound processors!]] ''Ya don't wanna hear this.''\
155	'''Orbot:''' No offense, boss…\
156	'''Cubot:''' But we've seen the Internet. We'll be good.\
157	'''Eggman:''' Very well. ''(takes a very deep breath, cut to another [[RelaxOVision Chao Intermission]])''
158	** [[TakeOurWordForIt And once he's done with it]], almost everyone except Shadow and Scourge are ''genuinely hurt'' by their nicknames. Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts are ''bawling'', Rosy is left speechless, and Dingo and Dark Oak decide to sit in the corner together.
159	--->'''Orbot:''' Ooh… ''lord…''\
160	'''Cubot:''' I lied, bro! I was not good! ''I was not good!''
161	*** Not only is Scourge not even fazed by his insult, he actually ''compliments'' Eggman for it!
162	** Sara, Dingo and Scratch making faces at Eggman's reflective bald head. We have about as much context for that as you do (read: the question being about the "Baldy [=McNosehair=]" nickname, and ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext pretty much nothing else]]'').
163	* After Orbot and Cubot (and Rosy) show off their musical talent via covers of [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc "If I Didn't Have You"]] and [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie "Other Friends"]], Eggman's impressed that, among other things, Cubot's voice chip was able to handle it for long enough. Cubot then reveals that Orbot has a voice chip glitch of his own if you bonk him on the head: he starts singing a Top 40-like song in autotune about a city where, among nothing else, women shake their asses. Eggman's oddly amused.
164	** One of the comments asking to hear the mixtape threatened to [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon turn Eggman into a macaroni and cheese pop tart and force Scourge to eat it]] if they didn't.
165	* Eggman reveals why, despite having an ego the size of all his comrades' universes combined, he chose distinct villains from every universe instead of an AllianceOfAlternates of himself: he can't stomach his own InsufferableGenius traits any more than anyone else can.
166	-->'''Eggman:''' I've had some experience teaming up with another me before… y'know, [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations when you're stuck in a white void with your younger self for an eternity]], all that genius in one room just cancels itself out. Don't even get me started working with [[VideoGame/SonicRush that nutso descendant of mine.]] Urgh.\
167	'''Orbot:''' Remind me again why we keep [[GoKartingWithBowser inviting]] that man to tag along with us [[VideoGame/MarioAndSonicAtTheOlympicGames every time Olympic season rolls around?]]\
168	'''Eggman:''' It's not my fault, it's the Olympics association! They never banned him after [[NoodleIncident he tried nuking the whole stadium that one time.]]
169	** This gets Cubot to remind Eggman of the London incident with him and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] that also didn't get him banned from the Olympics. Eggman still feels justified about his actions given that his ''robots'' were still invited before he was. "That's a crime! [[DisproportionateRetribution A crime punishable by spooky death fog!]]"
170	*** Immediately after this, Scourge sums up pretty much everyone else's reaction to this as [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Bowser and his franchise are practically non-existent in their universes]]: "What the cuss are any of you even talking about?!"
171	** Eggman also begins his answer by stating that he views his new comrades as some of the greatest Sonic combatants out there. ''Some'' of them, at least.
172	--->'''Scratch:''' …What's everyone staring at [[GoldfishPoopGang us]] for?\
173	'''Sara:''' It's giving me massive anxiety attacks!
174	** "Bottom line, the only me this dimension will ever need is ''me'', and these other guys are incredibly gullible and increasingly exploitable. Moving on!"
175	--->'''Sleet:''' Wait, hold on-- ''(cue EyeCatch)''
176	* Orbot and Cubot discuss vacation ideas:
177	-->'''Orbot:''' I've always wanted to stay at the Emerald Coast Hotel in Station Square!\
178	'''Cubot:''' Or visit Angel Island [[NoodleIncident without that echidna guy punching us into the ocean…]]\
179	'''Orbot:''' Going to Spagonia during one of their annual festivals.\
180	'''Cubot:''' Or visiting Sky Sanctuary without that echidna guy punching us into the ocean…\
181	'''Orbot:''' Ooh, I hear Soleanna is something quite special during the winter--\
182	'''Cubot:''' ''([[BrickJoke voice chip briefly switches to pirate]])'' Oh, to be a pirate out on th' high seas of Blaze's dimension! The smell o' saltwater! The boundless array of tuna! The scurvy and barnacles that grow on your bottomside! And the ''rum''. Oh, sweet Tikal have mercy, ''the rum!''
183	** Given that last bit, it seems that Cubot ''still'' hasn't learnt his lesson about liquids with the Chaos Cola from earlier.
184	** Eggman then insists that the two are talking nonsense and that they already have his personal Dark Chao Garden for whenever they want a break.
185	--->'''Eggman:''' Besides, you're robots. You're soulless [[ItsAllAboutMe unless I say otherwise]].
186	** Cubot describing the Casino Night Zone (that he, Orbot and the SSSSS Squad plan to sneak out to visit) as [[NoOSHACompliance "the place where you throw your entire body in the machine and pray not to die as you get bounced around by springy murder weapons"]] in a tone befitting a kid getting excited for a visit to the pizza parlor or candy store.
187	** The eyecatch of Orbot and Cubot ''riding'' the Emerald Coast orca onto the beach, with beachgoers running and panicking.
188	* Eggman answers a question he's heard over and over: how does he always manage to [[CutscenePowerToTheMax outrun Sonic on foot]] in the classic games? Turns out shifting your body fat back and forth can increase your kinetic force, thus making Eggman a ''literal'' {{Acrofatic}}.
189	-->'''Eggman:''' Hey, when ya got it, ''flaunt it'', baby!\
190	'''Dark Oak:''' The way you organics strive to make use of your limited meat sack bodies is both beautiful… and nightmarishly terrifying.\
191	'''Eggman:''' Jealous?\
192	'''Dark Oak:''' ''(thinking over it)'' [[RefugeInAudacity I don't… know.]]
193	** The eyecatch of when Eggman used this technique to escape Sonic back in ''VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles'', with Sonic being appropriately bewildered at the sight.
194	* Everyone's just been asked to discuss their own reasons for hating Sonic and his friends. The video briefly glitches, as if ''the transmission itself'' was lurching in response to being asked that. Nevertheless, this question is clearly one of Eggman's favorites so far:
195	-->'''Eggman:''' Ooh, this is a fun one! Let's popcorn by order of [[CrossPoppingVeins how many veins have popped outta the heads]] of everyone here after hearing that question-- least to greatest! ''(to Orbot and Cubot)'' You two, go!
196	** First in line is of course Orbot and Cubot, who admit they don't really have anything against Sonic and pals personally since they're just PunchClockVillains.
197	--->'''Orbot:''' Honestly, I have no qualms with him whatsoever.\
198	'''Cubot:''' Yeah, I don't know, he's pretty cool when you get right down to it. He's always helpin' the little guy, enjoys nature, free as the wind between his quills--\
199	'''Eggman:''' ''(bluntly)'' Your opinion is no longer valid. Next person.
200	** "Sonic hurting ''any leftover hair'' on your bald head is enough reason to hate him for me!"
201	** And following that, we have Dark Oak [[EvilIsHammy hammily]] looking forward to destroying Sonic:
202	--->'''Dark Oak:''' He'll soon halt my plans for complete forestation no longer! All the greenery! All the shrubbery! ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking All the fruit salad!]]''
203	** Dingo's reason for hating Sonic is that his version of him stands in the way of him and Sonia, and he aspires to have her as the queen to his harem when he conquers the multiverse. Eggman however notices one ''teensy little issue'' regarding that:
204	--->'''Eggman:''' Wait a minute. That's Sonic's biological sister in your universe, right? Isn't she, like… what, sixteen? How old even are you, anyways?\
205	'''Dingo:''' ''(slowly realizing [[JailbaitTaboo the implications]] of what he's just expressed)'' I, um, uh… [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I'm not sure.]]\
206	''(everyone else in the room minus Shadow [[EvenEvilHasStandards audibly winces and casually expresses disgust]], with even [[TheCasanova Scourge]] only able to respond with a "yikes")''
207	*** The obvious presumption is that Shadow's lack of a response means he simply wasn't listening enough to care, but given that he does answer when it's his time to, it's still not out of the question that — behind the lack of SequentialArt or animation — he could've simply [[DeathGlare given Dingo a disapproving look]] in his own way.
208	** Sleet looks forward to collecting the bounty for Sonic ''and his siblings'' and hopefully making it so "the one percent" eventually becomes "the only percent" thanks to their removal.
209	** Rosy gives a poem:
210	--->''Oh, little blueberry, squishy and round\
211	Makes my brain feel sad whenever he rolls around\
212	Oh, little blueberry, speedy and '''fake'''\
213	Makes my little green bean look as dumb as a rake\
214	Oh, little blueberry, better run home\
215	'Cause you'll be in MUCH PAIN WHEN I BREAK EVERY BONE!''
216	*** "So yeah, that pretty much sums it up for me."
217	** And once everyone else is done, an energized Eggman finally gets to talk about ''his'' [[LongList reasons]] for hating Sonic. He takes a very, ''very'' deep breath and gives a [[CurseCutShort "FU-"]] before the feed [[RuleOfThree cuts off to another Chao Intermission]].
218	* The Eggman gets asked about who his favorite villain in the group is (and per the one asking, lets everyone else answer the question for themselves as well). Shadow joyfully makes it clear to Eggman that he's now treading on ''very'' thin ice: "And don't worry, [[BlatantLies we won't judge you]], no matter how wrong you are."
219	-->'''[[SarcasmBlind Dark Oak]]:''' What? No, no, no, no, no, no. ''(audibly sheaths a sword)'' [[BrutalHonesty We'll just tie you down and probably gut you like a fish.]]\
220	'''Rosy:''' Shhh! Darkie! Don't reveal our plan right in front of him!
221	** After more pushing from Rosy and Naugus, Eggman decides to go with [[TakeAThirdOption Metal Sonic]].
222	--->'''Everyone:''' [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]\
223	'''Eggman:''' Ha-ha! Ya see? You can't do anything to me, because I chose someone out of bounds! [[CallBack And he's my son!]] That counts way more than any of you by default. Isn't that right, M.S.?\
224	'''[[TheCameo Metal Sonic]]:''' ''(warbles in response)''
225	** Cubot then sheepishly asks if he and Orbot would technically also count as Eggman's "sons". All the two get for an answer is ChirpingCrickets from the whole group. So Eggman's claim that he wanted to avoid the trap of ParentalFavoritism regarding this question [[HypocriticalHumor was a load of porkies]]. [[SarcasmMode How shocking.]]
226	** Eggman then casually lets the others know that their "gut like a fish" plan wouldn't work since [[BetrayalInsurance he'd plant a bomb in their heads and detonate it if they tried anything]].
227	---> '''Rosy:''' Aw, you're so MEAN!\
228	'''Dark Oak:''' Perhaps some other time, Rosy.\
229	'''Rosy:''' …You win this round, ''[[BrickJoke [=Baldy McNosehair=]]]''.\
230	'''Dark Oak:''' ''(uproaring laughter)''
231	* As for Rosy: "I'd say you're all the cutest, coolest, scariest, fluffiest, mustachiest baddies I've ''ever'' met!"
232	-->'''Nearly everyone:''' Awww!\
233	'''Scourge:''' Ugh, brother.
234	** That being said, Rosy and Sara hit it off ''big'' with the VillainousFriendship.
235	--->'''Rosy:''' She's a total loose cannon, and… she tells [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor the funniest jokes!]]\
236	'''Sara:''' I burned down sixty village houses for target practice before being pulled into this Q&A! Yay!\
237	'''Rosy:''' ''([[{{Squee}} squees]] and giggles)'' See? SHE'S PERFECT!
238	* Scourge reluctantly agrees with Shadow in that he doesn't personally like anyone here and isn't up for "having cherry cake and ice cream with… ''pals''".
239	-->'''Dingo:''' But I just baked [[LiteralMetaphor cherry cake]] for all of us half an hour ago!
240	** ''That'' being said, he finds Dark Oak's {{Cloudcuckoolander}} plant obsession amusing.
241	--->'''Scourge:''' I mean, come on! His whole schtick is just gardenin' people to death! "Oh no, ''fertilizer''! My one weakness!" ''(laughs)''\
242	'''Dark Oak:''' Keep talking, needlemouse! Your ''corpse'' will fit right in with the color of all the trees you'll be buried under!
243	* Dark Oak admits he likes Eggman for being the OnlySaneMan in the room… and also because he's [[LaughablyEvil hilarious to watch]].
244	-->'''Eggman:''' Um... thank you?
245	** Naugus likewise likes Eggman for the same reasons, and demonstrates it through briefly turning his head into a chicken's for fun, just as he did back in [[WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM the SatAM cartoon]].
246	--->'''Orbot:''' Ah--\
247	'''Eggman:''' ''(with the head of a chicken [[MediumShiftGag photoshopped]] over his own, and through gritted teeth)'' Not a ''word'', Orbot.
248	* Orbot and Sleet, bonding over their experiences of dealing with arrogant superior Eggmen, plan to have a drink of motor oil and "child-inappropriate beverages" sometime.
249	** Dingo also likes Naugus, Rosy, and the hench-bots, especially since he had fun [[BrickJoke playing fetch with them earlier]].
250	--->'''Eggman:''' Hmm. So that's how that tree made it in here.\
251	(...)\
252	'''Naugus:''' For the record, I did not agree for you to steal my magic scepter and use it as a BAT!
253	* And lastly, Rosy and Sara decide to run off and have fun together by launching a nuke from Eggman's missile hangar to blow up a nearby town. Eggman is ''livid'' that nobody out of the ''entire group'' told him about this earlier ("that's a whole lot of eyes ''doing nothing!''"), considering how rocket fuel doesn't grow on trees. [[GoneHorriblyRight Perhaps his mind control of Sara worked a little TOO well.]]
254	-->'''Eggman:''' Wait! Girls! Don't touch that! Get down from there this instant! GIRLS!\
255	'''Rosy and Sara:''' AN-AR-CHY! AN-AR-CHY! AN-AR-CHY! AN-AR-CHY!
256	** To be fair, though, Grounder ''did'' notice. Why didn't he say anything?
257	---> '''Grounder:''' B-but they threatened me not to tell!
258	* With Eggman busy handling "Kitty-chan and Pinky [=McCrazypants=]", Shadow and Scourge — the two most antisocial members of the group — are left to trade notes, with a question being asked regarding [[Recap/SonicBoomS2E51EggmanTheVideoGamePart1 the time Boom!Eggman tricked Shadow into gunning for Boom!Sonic]].
259	-->'''Shadow:''' I still don't know how he managed to [[QuoteMine mix Sonic's words]] within the video [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so convincingly]]!\
260	'''Scourge:''' Wait. The dude manipulated footage and you ''believed him''? Guess you ain't the sharpest tool as far as other Shadows go, ah?\
261	'''Shadow:''' I live in a cave, for Pete's sake. I don't care much for all the new-fangled technology people throw out these days.\
262	'''Scourge:''' What's your Eggman even like, anyways? Sounds to me like he leans towards [[HarmlessVillain the lame-o side]] of the scale.\
263	'''Shadow:''' [[Recap/SonicBoomS1E17DontJudgeMe He once tried to fake an injury and lock Sonic into a court case]], instead of using one of his robots to kill him while he was down. All because he'd rather be… ''(in a tone that's just '''oozing''' with disgust)'' '''''…friends with him.'''''\
264	'''Scourge:''' ''Ha!'' So he's about as much a wuss as the doc on ''my'' planet. Good to know!
265	* It turns out Eggman's kidnapped Fleetway!Sonic (and yes, he does [[AccentAdaptation have a British accent]] here, thank you for noticing) and locked him up to use his SuperpoweredEvilSide for later. What does Scourge do the moment he learns about this, and sees this Sonic too locked in chains to do anything? ''[[TheGadfly Toy with him]]'' like a school bully. It's too bad this (predictably) [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom bites him and everyone else in the ass later]].
266	-->'''Fleetway!Sonic:''' ''(forlornly, possibly even on the verge of tears)'' The doctor I knew when I was little… Ovi Kintobor… he wouldn't hurt a fly! That is, until an accident with the Chaos Emeralds turned him into the ''rubbish creep'' you two know as Robotnik!\
267	'''Scourge:''' ''([[LackOfEmpathy completely unfazed and conversational]])'' Ah, right! I remember now! You're that Sonic with the freaky evil super transformation, right? 'Bout time you woke up, sleepin' beauty! You can get back to rest, though. I get a feelin' the boss man won't be needin' you for a while.\
268	'''Fleetway!Sonic:''' ''You're'' the one that's gonna need a long rest after I break outta these—! ''(groans out of [[PainfulTransformation sudden pain]])''\
269	'''Scourge:''' Hey now, hey now! [[CondescendingCompassion Take a chill pill there, Blue! Can't have you turnin' piss yellow and wreckin' shop just yet, now can we? You just sit tight and enjoy the rest of the questionnaire with us, okay?]]\
270	'''Fleetway!Sonic:''' ''(growls furiously)''\
271	'''Scourge:''' TAKE CARE, TUBBY! ''A-HA-HA-HA!''\
272	'''Fleetway!Sonic:''' ''(growls even more furiously)''
273	* Eggman's line after he gets back from dealing with Rosy and Sara's shenanigans.
274	-->'''Eggman:''' I'm staring to think recruiting a bunch of teenagers and incompetent adults to assist me was a bad idea.
275	* The SSSSS Squad are asked about their collective IronButtMonkey track record, with Scratch concluding "We're ripped studs!" and even Shadow admitting curiosity about it since [[BrickJoke they were the closest in range to his Chaos Blast]]. It's ''[[DumbassHasAPoint Dingo]]'' of all people that proposes that maybe it's because they come from a world that runs on 1990's-era ToonPhysics.
276	-->'''Everyone else:''' [[ThisIsReality …NAHHHH!]]
277	* The way that Cubot and Grounder start getting possessed by the Sonic.exe virus is… ''weird'', but even then it's funny when Eggman orders Sleet to turn Dingo into [[MundaneUtility a pile of rope]] to tie them up with (that Naugus crystallizes), and there's also this:
278	-->'''EXE!Cubot:''' ''Y[-OU CANNOT CONTAIN -]G[-OD-]! G[-OD LIVES ON IN YOU-]! A [-PARASITE THAT LEECHES ON THE VESSELS YOU CLAIM AS BODIES-]. Y[-OU CANNOT ESCAPE -]G[-OD'S PARASITIC GRASP ON YOUR OWN REALITY-]!''\
279	'''Orbot:''' That's the deepest [[TheDitz Cubot]] has ever sounded! ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness This is horrible!]]''
280	** Taking a page out of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', it turns out EXE!Grounder is just chanting "Backwards message!" backwards.
281	** Eggman's voice glitches out and keeps skipping even when they get to the eyecatch.
282	* Eggman actually likes the [[AdaptationalAttractiveness more dashing]] version of himself from [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 "that new dimension that just materialized"]], and even finds his "ROCK-CONNAISSANCE" tirade funny despite oddly feeling sorry for him being stranded on a distant mushroom planet and [[{{Squick}} forced to drink hairspray to survive]]. Orbot then notes [[SycophanticServant Agent Stone's]] reaction of "crying alone to himself in a dark, empty room" while forlornly caressing a picture of his Robotnik. (Which [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022 the follow-up]] effectively put its own spin on, albeit one with [[ItMakesSenseInContext Robotnik latte art]] instead.)
283	-->'''Eggman:''' Think you'd be that sad about me going insane and leaving you two to rot, Orbot?\
284	'''Orbot:''' Absolutely naaaugh-- ''[[VerbalBackspace I mean, yes!]]'' Yes, I would, doctor! I mean, we'd be ''devastated'', right, Cubot?\
285	'''EXE!Cubot:''' ''(too busy making a strange [[Franchise/{{Persona}} "I art thou, thou art I"]] speech to respond)''
286	** The eyecatch with Creator/JimCarrey Robotnik going crazy and Agent Stone shedding a tear about his disappearance.
287	* The whole Sonic.exe possession stuff switches from weird quasi-NightmareFuel to funny again when the possessed Grounder begins ''chewing on Sleet's leg and growling like an angry dog''. Dark Oak's solution to this? ''[[RealMenWearPink Singing a lullaby]].''
288	** Hell, the lullaby itself (which "Darkie" states is "the song of [his] people") is hilarious:
289	--->''Roses are red\
290	Yellow and pink\
291	The human in the pond\
292	[[CrossesTheLineTwice Drowns and sinks]]\
293	Yellow sunflowers face the sun\
294	Flowers are loved by everyone!''
295	*** Even better: it's based on an ''actual'' nursery rhyme [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkLl0lJqYE from the Periwinkle YouTube channel]].
296	** Hence, EXE!Grounder only becomes even ''more'' pissed off at him for it, to the point of dropping the AGodAmI talk for a second to actually react to his surroundings and giving Dark Oak a quick TheReasonYouSuckSpeech… all about his terrible song and his status as a BumblingDad.
297	--->'''EXE!Grounder:''' ''S[-ILENCE, [[SophisticatedAsHell YOU OVERGROWN TOASTER]]-]! Y[-OUR LYRICS BORE ME-]! Y[-OUR ATTEMPTS TO IGNORE THE BREWING STORM THAT IS-] I [-ARE [[AndAnotherThing AS INCOMPETENT AS YOUR PARENTING SKILLS]]-]!''\
298	'''Dark Oak:''' ''(gasps and then begins audibly crying)'' [[Memes/TheSimpsons It's true, but he shouldn't say it!]] ''(keeps crying [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background for a while]])''
299	** Eggman ''really'' doesn't want to deal with all this today.
300	--->'''Eggman:''' All right, all right, all right, can we just answer this last question and put this on hold 'til we're done!?\
301	'''Scourge:''' Ditto. The longer this goes on, [[TemptingFate the funnier it gets]].
302	* As for the last question, the villains are asked about their favorite parts about being villains. They get passionate.
303	** Darkie's turn is first:
304	--->'''Dark Oak:''' First off, I'll start by saying [[PoliticallyCorrectVillain I'm not into labels]]. Unless you're a nuisance ruining my plans, in that case, kiss my blade. Second, ''of course'' there's more to the work I do. I don't ''mean'' to terrify the masses and murder innocent people in an attempt to cleanse the galaxy of all its pointless conflict… ''buuuuuut'' sacrifices must be made.
305	** Scourge insisting he had no choice in becoming a villain because of "the losers at the bottom of the food chain who can't hang with [his] style" that were "built weak". In other words, Scourge is likely admitting without any self-awareness that his entire reason for going bad is nothing more than him having a ''giant tantrum'' against the environment around him.
306	--->'''Rosy:''' Aww, people can be so ''cruel'' sometimes, my precious hunk of algae!\
307	'''Scourge:''' Don't touch me.
308	** Rosy's passionate speech on how you should never take into consideration anything you do in life, ever. Creator/TiaBallard's voice acting here is absolutely on point:
309	--->'''Rosy:''' Well, I say life is like a ''biiiiig'' playground with no rules! You want something you don't have? Take it! You wanna wish yourself older to increase your chances of getting a date? DO IT! You need someone to pay for ''crushing your heart into a million pieces!?'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting CRUSH 'EM BACK HARDER!]] ''HARDER!''''' The world is your humanoid oyster! Grab it by the neck, and ''STRANGLE YOUR OWN LEASH ON LIFE! (beat)'' …Is dat ''weally'' such a villainous thing to do?
310	** Scratch and Coconuts get intimidated by how passionate everyone is, but they still talk about how much they love blowing stuff up, driving people crazy, quietly stealing things, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking refusing to pay when ordering food at a restaurant, and making prank calls]].
311	** Sleet and Dingo [[OnlyInItForTheMoney like the money]] and how it pays with power, respect, and free chicken.
312	* The first person in the entire group who realizes Grounder and Cubot aren't malfunctioning, but are rather being taken over by someone or something they really should be dealing with? ''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Rosy]].''
313	* Eggman's [[BadBadActing corny attempt]] to end the Q&A on a high note despite the backdrop of NightmareFuel noises and the fact that he and everyone else in the room is in mortal danger.
314	-->'''Eggman:''' ''(woodenly as if reading from a script)'' And with all that [[BuffySpeak hullabaloo]] concludes this session of "Ask the Eggman Empire"! Thanks to all of you who participated in asking a question! It was a real… ''a real…'' [[CoughSnarkCough ahemshadow…]]\
315	'''Shadow:''' ''(groans)'' [[{{Pun}} "…Chaos Blast."]]\
316	'''Naugus:''' ''(equally woodenly)'' Indeed, doctor! I had quite the "wizarding" time, and am sure glad ''nothing bad'' ever happened during this ''glorious event''.\
317	'''Orbot:''' ''('''equally''' equally woodenly)'' But master, there are still many participants who haven't gotten their questions ''[[AccentOnTheWrongSyllable answered]]''…!\
318	'''Rosy:''' ''(woodenly '''at first''')'' Silly robot! I guess that means we have to come back for another one of these real'''''[[RageBreakingPoint RAAAAUGH!]]''''' THIS IS ''STUPID''! THIS IS STUPID, THIS IS STUPID, ''I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!''\
319	'''Scourge:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Ah, I knew she was gonna f**k this up the moment we started doin' this.]]\
320	'''Eggman:''' Rosy, no! Stick to the script!\
321	'''Rosy:''' ''Shut it'', you militaristic milkman! Those cutie-patootie robot thingies have been singing show tunes backwards for ''thirty minutes!'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They. Are. CLEARLY. POSSESSED!]]
322	** Reversing the audio of this point of the Q&A will reveal that Rosy wasn't being metaphorical when she said that -- Cubot and Grounder are indeed singing a very, ''very'' out-of-tune version of [[WesternAnimation/OneFroggyEvening "Ragtime Gal"]] backwards.
323	* The Q&A ends on a [[CruelTwistEnding dark note]] with [[HijackedByCthulhu Sonic.exe and Fleetway Super Sonic]] '''''murdering all the villains and putting their heads on pikes'''''. It's horrifying, yes… but it's such a ridiculously over-the-top case of MoodWhiplash that it [[CrossesTheLineTwice loops all the way back to being hilarious]].
324	** On that note, Fleetway Super Sonic talks to the audience to casually assure them not to worry because the cast is [[SnapBack "only temporarily dead"]].
325	** Also, this exchange between Sonic.exe and Fleetway Super:
326	--->'''Sonic.exe:''' ''An idle mind is the devil's playground, isn't it?''\
327	'''Super Sonic:''' ''OH, I HEAR '''THAT'''! CAN I GET AN "AMEN" FROM THE AUDIENCE?''\
328	''(the "audience" screams in utter fear and horror)''\
329	'''Super Sonic:''' ''(chuckles)'' ''YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!''
330	** In light of the UsefulNotes/Covid19Pandemic, .EXE and Super give the audience the useful advice to "stay outside", "never wash those filthy little hands", and ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "HAVE FUN DYING!"]]''
331	[[/folder]]
332
333	[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
334	* Some of the posters are pretty amusing:
335	** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711055.png A parody]] of ''WesternAnimation/MickeysHouseOfVillains''.
336	** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711057.png 4 SCIENCE!]]
337	** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711058.png Mother's Day 2019.]]
338	*** Special mention goes to Maddie Wachowski from ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'', who's laughing in embarrassment and denying that the Sonic in her purse is hers.
339	** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711063.png Mega-Droid!]]
340	** Sally Acorn dresses as [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711070.png Sailor Moon.]]
341	** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711072.png Metal Sonic has Amy in his clutches... and both are wearing party hats to celebrate their birthday.]]
342	** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711083.png Sara playing Sonia's keyboard.]]
343	* In a [[https://youtu.be/X82CoX4x8qo?t=108 director's FAQ session]], [=MiiToons=] assures everyone not to worry about Sara and that [[BlatantLies she's totally, perfectly one-hundred-percent fine]].
344	-->'''Sara:''' I am totally, perfectly, one-hundred-percent fine! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And am in no way lying to you about being mind-controlled!]] ''(giggles)'' Pinky promise!
345	** The FunnyBackgroundEvent of Cubot poking Scourge while he's sleeping and a cut revealing [[FaceDoodling he's doodled over]] the green hedgehog's face.
346	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjoNoVJFWjE Eggman goes to the Macy's Thanksgiving parade to find the Sonic balloon.]]
347	* [[https://youtu.be/P_QwI2v1d60 Prime!Tails and Prime!Eggman react to the first trailer of]] ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022'' independently of one another, with only the latter being aware that it's all [[RealAfterAll really happening in another dimension]].
348	** Eggman relishes how Movie!Sonic is [[DestructiveSavior bad at damage control]]:
349	--->'''Eggman:''' ''(seeing Sonic kick a thug out of a moving getaway vehicle)'' I'm impressed! Cold move, hedgehog!
350	** His disappointment when Sonic narrowly misses hitting someone with the truck:
351	--->'''Eggman:''' Yes, run over the pedestrian-- BOOOOOO! That was ''weaksauce''!
352	** "This [[StylisticSelfParody heavily-cheekboned]] human father figure already annoys the heck out of me. Your son is a [[ComicBook/SpiderMan MENACE]]! I say ''ground'' the putrid little beast!"
353	** Tails and Eggman ''both'' find it hilarious when Sonic gets knocked off Tails' plane by a stray missile.
354	** Eggman calling Sonic blowing up Movie!Robotnik's stuff (through a successful CatchAndReturn with a missile) [[BlatantLies "completely unrealistic"]].
355	** Tails and Eggman's opposed reactions to Knuckles showing up:
356	--->'''Eggman:''' ''(maniacal laughter)'' The gullible knuckle-head fell for the old schtick again!\
357	'''Tails:''' Wait, he's being manipulated by Eggman? Again!?\
358	'''Eggman:''' Seems that no matter what universe I lay presence to, the dreaded one will ''always'' fall to my genius!\
359	'''Tails:''' How many times do we have to go over this, Knuckles? You can't be trusting Eggman!\
360	'''Eggman:''' KILL HIM!
361	* [[https://youtube.com/shorts/qEBmHkWvf-M?feature=share Happy Valentine's Day from Scourge and Rosy!]]
362	** [[https://youtube.com/shorts/5lO1vaxEKZ0?feature=share Scourge finds out about the video.]]
363	* Eggman's hammy descriptions from the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWCpVTr1AUU first trailer]] for the film's Redbubble merch:
364	** Masks: "Because your breath stinks! ''(EvilLaugh)''"
365	** Clocks: "For a timely funeral!"
366	** Shirts: [[CaptainObvious "To cover up your fleshy human exterior!"]]
367	** Stickers: "To further connect yourself to your ''dark lord!''"
368	** Postcards: "To give to your ex!"
369	** Bags: ''"…To hide evidence."''
370	*** And cut to a five-second close-up of Eggman looking like he's seen a ghost.
371	** Pins: ''(cut to static)''
372	** Magnets: "THEY NEVER ''COME OFF''!"
373	** "Disclaimer: the Eggman Empire were [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial never held at gunpoint at any point during this ad]]." "''AHHHHH--!''"
374	* At the end of this [[https://youtu.be/cx5u2FMroHg sound mix preview]], Underground!Sonic and Manic childishly tease Sonia about having Underground!Knuckles as a boyfriend. Appropriately, Sonia's response is an indignant "Oh, hush, you two!"
375	* The team behind ''Sonic Villains'' [[https://www.youtu.be/rgZWsrwMAXo reacts to "Sonic Tonic"]], the most infamous episode of ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'' thanks to it having… erm… something afoot. By the end of it all, Teddy is broken:
376	-->'''Teddy:''' I'm just convinced there's a Sonic Underground episode where they just, like, smoke weed or something at this point. I don't know what happens in this show, and I don't wanna know.

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