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3 | * The fact that Haku will probably have to remind people all his life that [[DudeLooksLikeALady he's a guy]] and that Kimimaro has become a NightmareFuelStationAttendant. Also this exchange in Wave Country: |
4 | -->Naruto: "...it's always fun to hang around there and gamble." |
5 | -->Neji: "Only because you're the one who always wins without cheating." |
6 | -->Naruto: "Hey, you seem fated to win at dice." |
7 | -->Neji: [[WesternAnimation/{{TheRoadtoElDorado}} "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."]] |
8 | * Sakura, Kimimaro, Hinata, Haku, Gaara and Sai playing a card game: |
9 | --> Sakura: "Hey, Kimimaro, get any threes?" |
10 | -->Kimimaro: [[MostCommonCardGame "Go fish."]] |
11 | -->Hinata: "This is the most boring game ever made." |
12 | * [[BloodKnight Zabuza]][[TheSnarkKnight -sensei.]] The very IDEA of it is hilarious. |
13 | * Neji kicking people in his sleep: |
14 | -->Naruto: "Neji. I know that you're a light enough sleeper to hear me. If you kick me one more time, I'm going to bite you." |
15 | -->Neji: *Kicks Sasuke instead* |
16 | -->Sasuke: "I hate all of you." |
17 | * In the Kaguya District, the kids try to be as stealthy as possible opening a door. Neji and Hinata look for switches, Sai makes mice to find latches, Haku and Gaara use their various elements to try and pry it open... And then [[CuttingTheKnot Naruto loudly punches it open by accident.]] ''Don't say it'' indeed. |
18 | * [[WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know… I don't know…" "You don't know… and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]] |
19 | * Tsunade's INeedAFreakingDrink reaction when she recognizes the vagrant children. |
20 | * Someone falls into the traps Hakumei set up around Tazuna's house in Wave. Gaara reports on what happened, starting with the man falling into the foul-smelling....''something'' that Naruto filled a pit with, to facing a barrage of senbon set up by Haku, to then running straight into a patch of hallucinogenic mushrooms. |
21 | -->'''Haku:''' Was he really bad?\ |
22 | '''Gaara:''' He ran up thinking I was a buxom blonde woman of about twenty-something. Then he decided that I was his...mother....\ |
23 | ''[[VisibleSilence Haku didn't know what to say to that.]]'' |
24 | * Chouji vs. Kin during the Chuunin Exams: |
25 | -->'''Chouji''': ''(only casually dodging a hail of senbon)'' Whew! It's a good thing I stayed still...\ |
26 | '''Kin''': Fatty, if I wanted to hit you, it wouldn't be that hard...\ |
27 | ''(StunnedSilence)''\ |
28 | '''Chouji''': [[BerserkButton Who are you calling fat]]?! I'm big-boned! YAY FOR BIG-BONED PEOPLE!\ |
29 | '''Kin''': A dinosaur is big-boned, Chunky! You just have a blubber problem!\ |
30 | '''Shikimaru''': ''(quietly)'' ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck doomed]]. |
31 | * Zabuza's ComedicSociopathy. Case in point, he wakes Naruto and others up for the final day of the Chuunin Exams by [[OffWithHisHead trying to behead them.]] He also considered [[DisproportionateRetribution killing a Konoha nin for forgetting to give him the map to the hotel they will be staying at during the Exams.]] |
32 | -->'''Zabuza''': "I'm going to kill him."\ |
33 | '''Haku''': "[[OnlySaneMan That would start a war.]]"\ |
34 | '''Zabuza''': "But it will make me feel so much better..." |
35 | * Shortly after finding them and giving them baths, Tsunade and Shizune cut the kids' hair. Sakura and Hinata take it very well, Neji, Haku and Kimimaro end up [[LongHairedPrettyBoy not getting their hair cut,]] and Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara and Sai try [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption (and fail)]] to keep Tsunade from doing it. |
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