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* During the Invasion/Rebellion, there is a moment of levity when Naruto sees [[spoiler:that Jiraiya was carrying Orochimaru, unconscious]] and hopes to himself that [[DirtyOldMan Jiraiya]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa hasn't just picked up some random unconscious girl.]]

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* During the Invasion/Rebellion, there is a moment of levity when Naruto sees [[spoiler:that that Jiraiya was carrying Orochimaru, unconscious]] unconscious and hopes to himself that [[DirtyOldMan Jiraiya]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa hasn't just picked up some random unconscious girl.]]
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* Someone falls into the traps Hakumei set up around Tazuna's house in Wave. Gaara reports on what happened, starting with the man falling into the foul-smelling....''something'' that Naruto filled a pit with, to facing a barrage of senbon set up by Haku, to then running straight into a patch of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
-->'''Haku:''' Was he really bad?\\
'''Gaara:''' He ran up thinking I was a buxom blonde woman of about twenty-something. Then he decided that I was his...mother....\\
''[[VisibleSilence Haku didn't know what to say to that.]]''
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-->Neji: [[WesternAnimation/{{TheRoadtoElDorado}}"Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."]]

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-->Neji: [[WesternAnimation/{{TheRoadtoElDorado}}"Naruto, [[WesternAnimation/{{TheRoadtoElDorado}} "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."]]
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-->Neji: "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."

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-->Neji: "Naruto, [[WesternAnimation/{{TheRoadtoElDorado}}"Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice.""]]
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* [[{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know…I don't know…" "You don't know…and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]]

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* [[{{Ratatouille}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know…I know… I don't know…" "You don't know…and know… and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]]
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* During the Invasion/Rebellion, there is a moment of levity when Naruto sees [[spoiler that Jiraiya was carrying Orochimaru, unconscious]] and hopes to himself that Jiraiya hasn't just picked up some random unconscious girl.

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* During the Invasion/Rebellion, there is a moment of levity when Naruto sees [[spoiler that [[spoiler:that Jiraiya was carrying Orochimaru, unconscious]] and hopes to himself that Jiraiya [[DirtyOldMan Jiraiya]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa hasn't just picked up some random unconscious girl.]]
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* Shortly after finding them and giving them baths, Tsunade and Shizune cut the kids' hair. Sakura and Hinata take it very well, Neji, Haku and Kimimaro end up [[LongHairedPrettyBoy not getting their hair cut,]] and Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara and Sai try [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption (and fail)]] to keep Tsunade from doing it.

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* Shortly after finding them and giving them baths, Tsunade and Shizune cut the kids' hair. Sakura and Hinata take it very well, Neji, Haku and Kimimaro end up [[LongHairedPrettyBoy not getting their hair cut,]] and Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara and Sai try [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption (and fail)]] to keep Tsunade from doing it.it.
* During the Invasion/Rebellion, there is a moment of levity when Naruto sees [[spoiler that Jiraiya was carrying Orochimaru, unconscious]] and hopes to himself that Jiraiya hasn't just picked up some random unconscious girl.
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'''Zabuza''': "But it will make me feel so much better..."

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'''Zabuza''': "But it will make me feel so much better...""
* Shortly after finding them and giving them baths, Tsunade and Shizune cut the kids' hair. Sakura and Hinata take it very well, Neji, Haku and Kimimaro end up [[LongHairedPrettyBoy not getting their hair cut,]] and Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara and Sai try [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption (and fail)]] to keep Tsunade from doing it.
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'''Shikimaru''': ''(quietly)'' ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck doomed]].

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'''Shikimaru''': ''(quietly)'' ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck doomed]].doomed]].
* Zabuza's ComedicSociopathy. Case in point, he wakes Naruto and others up for the final day of the Chuunin Exams by [[OffWithHisHead trying to behead them.]] He also considered [[DisproportionateRetribution killing a Konoha nin for forgetting to give him the map to the hotel they will be staying at during the Exams.]]
-->'''Zabuza''': "I'm going to kill him."\\
'''Haku''': "[[OnlySaneMan That would start a war.]]"\\
'''Zabuza''': "But it will make me feel so much better..."
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* Tsunade's INeedAFreakingDrink reaction when she recognizes the vagrant children.

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* Tsunade's INeedAFreakingDrink reaction when she recognizes the vagrant children.children.
* Chouji vs. Kin during the Chuunin Exams:
-->'''Chouji''': ''(only casually dodging a hail of senbon)'' Whew! It's a good thing I stayed still...\\
'''Kin''': Fatty, if I wanted to hit you, it wouldn't be that hard...\\
''(StunnedSilence)''\\
'''Chouji''': [[BerserkButton Who are you calling fat]]?! I'm big-boned! YAY FOR BIG-BONED PEOPLE!\\
'''Kin''': A dinosaur is big-boned, Chunky! You just have a blubber problem!\\
'''Shikimaru''': ''(quietly)'' ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck doomed]].

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* [[{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know…I don't know…" "You don't know…and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]]

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* [[{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know…I don't know…" "You don't know…and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]]"]]
* Tsunade's INeedAFreakingDrink reaction when she recognizes the vagrant children.
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* In the Kaguya District, the kids try to be as stealthy as possible opening a door. Neji and Hinata look for switches, Sai makes mice to find latches, Haku and Gaara use their various elements to try and pry it open... And then [[CuttingTheKnot Naruto loudly punches it open by accident.]] 'Don't say it' indeed.

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* In the Kaguya District, the kids try to be as stealthy as possible opening a door. Neji and Hinata look for switches, Sai makes mice to find latches, Haku and Gaara use their various elements to try and pry it open... And then [[CuttingTheKnot Naruto loudly punches it open by accident.]] 'Don't ''Don't say it' it'' indeed.
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-->Sasuke: "I hate all of you."

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-->Sasuke: "I hate all of you.""
* In the Kaguya District, the kids try to be as stealthy as possible opening a door. Neji and Hinata look for switches, Sai makes mice to find latches, Haku and Gaara use their various elements to try and pry it open... And then [[CuttingTheKnot Naruto loudly punches it open by accident.]] 'Don't say it' indeed.
* [[{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know…I don't know…" "You don't know…and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]]
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* [[BloodKnight Zabuza]][[TheSnarkKnight -sensei.]] The very IDEA of it is hilarious.

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* [[BloodKnight Zabuza]][[TheSnarkKnight -sensei.]] The very IDEA of it is hilarious.hilarious.
* Neji kicking people in his sleep:
-->Naruto: "Neji. I know that you're a light enough sleeper to hear me. If you kick me one more time, I'm going to bite you."
-->Neji: *Kicks Sasuke instead*
-->Sasuke: "I hate all of you."
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-->Hinata: "This is the most boring game ever made."

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-->Hinata: "This is the most boring game ever made.""
* [[BloodKnight Zabuza]][[TheSnarkKnight -sensei.]] The very IDEA of it is hilarious.
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-->Kimimaro: "Go fish."

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-->Kimimaro: [[MostCommonCardGame "Go fish." "]]
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-->Neji: "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."

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-->Neji: "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."
* Sakura, Kimimaro, Hinata, Haku, Gaara and Sai playing a card game:
--> Sakura: "Hey, Kimimaro, get any threes?"
-->Kimimaro: "Go fish."
-->Hinata: "This is the most boring game ever made.
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* The fact that Haku will probably have to remind people all his life that [[DudeLooksLikeALady he's a guy]] and that Kimimaro has become a NightmareFuelStationAttendant. Also this exchange in Wave Country:
-->Naruto: "...it's always fun to hang around there and gamble."
-->Neji: "Only because you're the one who always wins without cheating."
-->Naruto: "Hey, you seem fated to win at dice."
-->Neji: "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."

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