Line #13 Funny/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan


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2	[-[[caption-width-right:350:N... Not that I've ever used one, obviously. Obviously.]]-]
3	* Franchise/{{Superman}} is fed up with loonies rampaging through his city:
4	-->'''Superman:''' If it isn't one thing, it's another! There's always some new crackpot with an invention to destroy the world -- and they always test it out on Metropolis!
5	* Comicbook/LexLuthor HumongousMecha disposes of stolen goods by eating them. Seriously.
6	* Steve Lombard tried to drench Clark with the pail-on-the-door gag, but Clark turned it on him.
7	* During their first confrontation, Lex tells Superman he is his greatest enemy. Why, Lex, tell him something he doesn't know.
8	* Spider-Man's reaction when he runs into several crooks is so... Spidey!:
9	-->'''Spider-Man:''' All week Jonah Jameson's been after me to snap some juicy news photos, and the first night I have time to look -- the news comes straight to me! Norman Mailer, eat your heart out!
10	* Spider-Man's reaction to Otto's hamminess:
11	-->'''Doctor Octopus:''' Curse you, wall-crawler! Am I never to be free? Will you hound me forever? Will there never be an end?\
12	'''Spider-Man:''' Huh?
13	* Doc Ock really wastes his hamminess on Spidey:
14	-->'''Doctor Octopus:''' Look to the sky, Spider-Man! And behold the flying octopus! It marks the beginning of a new era in my pursuit of crime!\
15	'''Spidey:''' Yeeech! And I thought the Spider-Mobile was a fiasco! Is that monstrosity supposed to impress people, Ockie? Or is it just a giant conversation piece?\
16	'''Doc Ock:''' Impudent clod!
17	* Peter's camera... malfunctioned during his fight, leading to... let's say Jameson nearly had an aneurysm.
18	* Lex Luthor being a manipulative asshole to Doc Ock as soon as they meet.
19	* Peter and Jameson's arguments.
20	-->'''Jameson:''' Do you know why I never gave you a vacation?\
21	'''Peter:''' No, Sir.\
22	'''Jameson:''' Because you're NOT hard-working -- NOT diligent -- AND there are TIMES, Peter old boy -- when I'm not even sure you're a photographer!\
23	'''Peter:''' Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? I've had it with you, Jameson! One minute you're Mr. Glad-Hand, the working boy's friend -- the next, you put the knife in! Well, maybe that's okay for the rest of your staff -- but it isn't for me! NOT ANYMORE! I'm through being stepped on! You want me, Jameson -- find me!
24	* Lois flying off the handle when Clark pretends to be a wimp.
25	-->'''Lois:''' Clark Kent! Are you going to let him do that to you? Take away the biggest story of your career? Are you?\
26	'''Clark:''' Ah... yes, Lois... As a matter of fact... I am.\
27	'''Lois:''' Ooohh! Sometimes you make me so mad I could scream!
28	* MJ sees Peter and Lois talking friendly and she greets “Hiya, wolf” rather than her usual “Hi, tiger”.
29	* Peter Parker asking Clark Kent where the phone booths are.
30	** And then he finds out that they have been replaced with stalls.
31	* That scene in which Spidey [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh punches Supes until his hands hurt.]]
32	-->'''Spider-Man:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oboy.]]''
33	* Supes reassemble a computer at super-speed. Of course, Spidey has to make a quip:
34	-->'''Superman:''' Wrong. At SuperSpeed -- using my photographic memory -- I can reassemble this computer! From the smallest circuit up -- in the time it takes you -- to blink an eye! Done! Care to give it a try, Spider-Man?\
35	'''Spider-Man:''' Have you ever thought of hiring out to weddings and bar mitzvahs? With a talent like yours, you could be bigger than Henny Youngman.
36	* Superman addresses several Masai warriors, thinking he is dealing with insular people. It turns out that one of them studied in London.
37	* Spidey lampshades Lex's Bond villain's ways after exploring one of his super-secret lairs.
38	-->'''Spider-Man:''' Your pal Luthor goes in for gizmos in a BIG WAY, Supes! You ask me, he's seen too many James Bond movies.
39	* Luthor's spaceship has a label on a wing saying “Injustice Gang of the World”. Apparently, super-villains are dead serious about branding.
40	* J. Jonah Jameson and Morgan Edge's talk:
41	-->'''Jameson:''' Yes... eh... But you've got workers you can trust...\
42	'''Edge:''' What are you, a comedian?\
43	'''Jameson:''' Pardon?\
44	'''Edge:''' Take Clark Kent for example--\
45	'''Jameson:''' Is that a serious offer?\
46	'''Edge:''' You '''are''' a comedian, Jameson.
47	* Doctor Octopus felt incredibly upset when he found out Luthor betrayed him before he could backstab him.
48	* Spidey to Luthor: "If I didn't know better, Lex, I'd swear you don't like me!"
49	* A Meta example if you are a Peter/Mary Jane shipper and/or hate ''Comicbook/OneMoreDay''. According the Marvel Wikia, [[http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-7642) Peter Parker]] and [[http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Jane_Watson_(Earth-7642) Mary Jane Watson]] are married in this universe (Earth-7642). Why is this funny? Because screw you, ''One More Day''.
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