Line #13 Funny/CarryOnDoctor


1	* [[BattleaxeNurse Matron]]'s conversation with Dr Kilmore:
2	-->'''Matron''': This hospital just isn't big enough for both of us, Dr Kilmore.
3	-->'''Dr Kilmore''': Oh, now, come on. You're not all that big, Matron. ({{Beat}}) Oh, yes, I see.
4	* The entire HospitalGurneyScene in which Mr. Bigger moans and groans in the ambulance and is then launched out of the back when Henry brings it to a sudden stop.
5	* The scenes when Mr. Bigger meets the other patients:
6	** Mr. Roper:
7	--->'''Mr. Roper''': What they got you in 'ere for, something nasty?
8	--->'''Mr. Bigger''': No, not really. Just a ''pain'' in the back. It's a- ''cor, cor, dear!''
9	--->'''Mr. Roper''': Last bloke in that bed had the same thing.
10	--->'''Mr. Bigger''': Did 'e?
11	--->'''Mr. Roper''': Right up to the end.
12	--->'''Mr. Bigger''': Oh, that's ''cheering''. ({{Beat}}) Ah, I'll say one thing for them - it's a nice warm bed.
13	--->'''Mr. Roper''': Should be. They only took him out half an hour ago.
14	** Mr Barron:
15	--->'''Mr. Barron''': Is this your first?
16	--->'''Mr. Bigger''': [[FlatWhat Pardon?]]
17	--->'''Mr. Barron''': Is this your first?
18	--->'''Mr. Bigger''': First? First what?!
19	--->'''Mr. Barron''': Baby.
20	** Mr. Biddle:
21	--->'''Mr. Bigger''': What's your trouble?
22	--->'''Mr. Biddle''': Oh, I 'ad my appendix out.
23	--->'''Mr. Biddle''': Appendix? Well, what about your leg?
24	--->'''Mr. Biddle''': Oh, n, that 'appened when I fell off the operating table!
25	* Seeing Mr Barron in prenatal classes with [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight unfazed pregnant women]] doing exercises is a sight that should be seen to be believed.
26	* Mr. Bigger getting [[HarmlessElectrocution electrocuted by the x-ray]] and Simmons [[SkewedPriorities caring about the machine instead]].
27	-->'''Simmons''': Oh, dear. There goes another tube.
28	* Mr Smith and Dr Tinkle discussing Smith's condition and surgical removal treatment:
29	-->'''Mr Smith''': But won't it 'urt?
30	-->'''Dr Tinkle''': Yes, it ''will'' hurt, Mr Smith, and I ''want'' it to hurt! Perhaps next time you consider having a ''lump'', you'll think ''twice'' about it.
31	* Dr Tinkle after an operation:
32	-->'''Dr Tinkle''': Where's my watch?
33	-->'''Mr. Hardcastle''': You must've taken it off.
34	-->'''Dr Tinkle''': No, no. I distinctly remember having it on when I started to sew that... fellow... [[OhCrap Oh, no]]! An' it was an alarm, too...
35	* Mr. Bigger getting [[ShotInTheAss injected in the ass]] when Dr. Kilmore trips over a pillow he threw at him when [[AnnoyingPatient he was being difficult with the staff]]. At least he'll know how much of a pain in the ass he's been with them.
36	* Mr. Roper trying to smoke discreetly in bed, and Matron finding smoke billowing out of the covers when she suspiciously raises the bedsheets.
37	* Seeing the 6'7 Ken Biddle in a dainty nurse's outfit and tiny high heels, and '''not even getting spotted''' by Sister Hoggett.
38	* Mr. Roper and Nurse May's first meeting. She politely introduces herself, causing his [[SomethingElseAlsoRises blood pressure thermometer to explode]].

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