1 | * The theme song, for starters: |
2 | |
3 | -->''I rock peas for my head'' |
4 | -->''But don't call me a peahead'' |
5 | -->''Bees on my head'' |
6 | -->''But don't call me a beehead'' |
7 | -->''Bruce Lees on my head'' |
8 | -->''But don't call me Leehead'' |
9 | -->''Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed'' |
10 | |
11 | -->''You wear namebrands and I make my own clothing'' |
12 | -->''I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing:'' |
13 | -->''"I hate myself!"'' |
14 | |
15 | -->''Pancake on my face makes me extra happy'' |
16 | -->''I like shampoo botlles that sit on my lappy'' |
17 | -->''Cuz it's my show, you can't tell me what to do'' |
18 | -->''When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew'' |
19 | |
20 | -->''So yo, I gotta go'' |
21 | -->''It's time for me to rock it'' |
22 | -->''I put baloney in my left pocket'' |
23 | -->''Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket'' |
24 | -->''Cuz it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis'' |
25 | |
26 | -->''It's my show, I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis'' |
27 | -->''It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis'' |
28 | |
29 | * And the second theme song: |
30 | -->''I got peas on my head, but don't call me a-call me a-call me a...'' |
31 | -->''L.A.!'' |
32 | -->''That's how I roll, son'' |
33 | -->''Got a new shirt and a brand new stroll, son'' |
34 | -->''It's crazy hot'' |
35 | -->''5 million degrees'' |
36 | -->''And I'm praying on my knees'' |
37 | -->''Just to get a little breeze'' |
38 | -->''Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head'' |
39 | -->''And all the other letters take a cruise on my head'' |
40 | -->''Bruce Lee's chillin', readin' news on my head'' |
41 | -->''And a moose is punching a bruise on my head'' |
42 | -->''Damn, Skippy, I moved to California'' |
43 | -->''Brand new show, but yo, I gotta warn ya'' |
44 | -->''If you carrot me, then you know I gotta corn ya'' |
45 | -->''Your footsie is stuck!'' |
46 | -->''Well, I'll shoehorn ya'' |
47 | -->''I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show'' |
48 | -->''After me flow, you know we've got to go'' |
49 | -->''L.A. sun for my New York snow'' |
50 | -->''And a shmoow shmork for shmoork shmork show'' |
51 | -->''Peace!'' |
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