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3	->'''Jacques:''' Are you Roland T. Flakfizer?\
4	'''Flakfizer:''' That all depends. Do I owe you money?\
5	'''Jacques:''' No.\
6	'''Flakfizer:''' In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you?\
7	'''Jacques:''' No.\
8	'''Flakfizer:''' Then I'm your man!
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10	''Brain Donors'' is a 1992 comedy film produced by [[Creator/ZuckerAbrahamsAndZucker David and Jerry Zucker]] and released by Paramount Pictures. It is [[TheRemake a modern remake]] of the Creator/MarxBrothers' ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera1935'', starring Creator/JohnTurturro, Creator/MelSmith, and Bob Nelson as the {{Expy}} Marxes.
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12	The plot begins when Lillian Oglethorpe uses the fortunes of her recently-deceased tycoon husband to start a ballet company in his name. Through some fast-talking shenanigans, AmbulanceChaser Roland T. Flakfizer (Turturro) is appointed director of the company, over Mr. Oglethorpe's attorney Edmund Lazlo. With the help of taxi driver Rocco Melonchek (Smith) and handyman Jacques (Nelson), Flakfizer tries to build up the company while pairing up star-crossed dancers Alan Grant and Lisa Le Baron. They are opposed by Lazlo's efforts to discredit Flakfizer and take control of the company for himself, while the egotistical international ballet star Roberto “the Great” Volare has his own eyes on Lisa.
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14	As you might expect given the [[Creator/MarxBrothers pedigrees]] [[Creator/ZuckerAbrahamsAndZucker involved]], much, ''much'' HilarityEnsues. Unfortunately, due to [[ScrewedByTheNetwork petty infighting]], the movie was released without any publicity and a handful of home video releases, and remains almost completely ignored by Paramount to this day.
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17	!!This movie demonstrates the following tropes:
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19	* AmbulanceChaser: Roland T. Flakfizer is ''literally'' an Ambulance Chaser -- his very first appearance in the film features him chasing an ambulance ''on foot'' to the scene of an automobile accident, where he immediately begins to yell about the impending lawsuits he plans to file.
20	* AmoralAttorney: Roland T. Flakfizer (see above) is a great example of this trope. Also, Edmund Lazlo, personal attorney to the late Mr. Oglethorpe. He only ''appears'' benevolent to Lillian, but is clearly interested in the directorship only for the money.
21	* BavarianFireDrill: Rocco walks into the doctor's break room intent on [[DressingAsTheEnemy stealing doctor's uniforms in order for the three of them to enter a secured floor of the hospital where Lillian is being treated]].
22	-->'''Rocco:''' Hi, Ed Breckman, Security. ''[{{Beat}}]'' There's a Mercedes on fire in the doctor's parking lot.\
23	'''Doctors:''' [[BigWhat WHAT!?]] ''[all the doctors run out of the break room]''
24	* {{Bookends}}: The claymation sequences.
25	* BrickJoke: [[spoiler:The ambulance that Roland T. Flakfizer chases comes back again at the end when Roland tells Mrs. Oglethorpe that he'll never leave her side]].
26	* CasanovaWannabe: Flakfizer ''talks'' a great game, at any rate.
27	-->''"Please, call me what everyone else calls me: 'Your Royal Sex Machine.'"''
28	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} / GeniusDitz: Jacques.
29	-->'''Roland:''' And that spells cash with a capital-\
30	'''Jacques:''' K!\
31	'''Roland:''' You should go back to school.\
32	'''Jacques:''' I hated teaching!
33	* ComedicSociopathy: In the best Creator/MarxBrothers tradition, none of the three protagonists buy into the significance of ''anything'' that happens in the movie. Rocco and Jacques are sometimes allied with Flakfizer, sometimes antagonists ... and it doesn't matter in the least.
34	* DisguisedInDrag: Jacques dresses up as a ballerina during Volare's premiere.
35	* DoubleEntendre: Flakfizer's got a million of these; good thing he's been vaccinated.
36	* DressingAsTheEnemy: Flakfizer ''et al'' dress up as doctors to infiltrate a hospital and recover an incriminating letter from Lazlo.
37	-->'''Rocco:''' We'll have to perform a full rectum-ology.\
38	'''Roland:''' Fondue, an epidemic! drop those pants... Not you, the patient.\
39	'''Doctor:''' I thought you were cardiologists...\
40	'''Rocco:''' Uh, well, they're all connected -- we enter the rectum and head north.\
41	'''Roland:''' Why do you think we have such long instruments?
42	* {{Expy}}:
43	** All three main characters are this to the three main Marx Brothers. Though while Flakfizer is almost identical to Groucho in everything but the mustache and cigar, the other two mix it up a bit: Rocco talks with an English accent rather than Chico's Italian, and Jacques, unlike Harpo, is not {{the voiceless}}.
44	** Creator/NancyMarchand's Mrs. Oglethorpe stands in for the high society [[StraightMan straight women]] played by Margaret Dumont.
45	** Spike Alexander as Alan Grant is an expy of Allan Jones's character from ''Opera'', who was himself an expy of the recently retired Zeppo.
46	* ExtendedDisarming / HyperspaceArsenal: Done in montage when the heroes have been arrested. During jail processing, Jacques empties the pockets of his pants and longcoat, revealing an ever-growing pile of odd items including a baby bottle, fire extinguisher, rubber alligator, bicycle pump, and feather duster.
47	* FauxAffablyEvil: Edmund Lazlo
48	* ForeignQueasine: Referenced in passing.
49	-->'''Rocco:''' ''[as a dog rips his trouser leg]'' What a ''charming'' little animal.\
50	'''Lillian:''' Do you know dogs, Mister Melonchek?\
51	'''Rocco:''' Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant!
52	* GrandeDame: Lillian Oglethorpe, in true Margaret Dumont fashion.
53	* HospitalHottie: The hot nurse that appears in the stop-motion BookEnds
54	* {{Homage}}: The entire movie is a feature-length homage to the Creator/MarxBrothers.
55	* HumiliationConga: Happens to Volare at the premiere in front of hundreds of spectators.
56	* HyperspaceMallet: When the trio decide to "take care of" egotistical ballet star Volare, Jacques pulls a huge wooden sledgehammer out of nowhere. He is, unfortunately, restrained from actually ''using'' it.
57	* InstantCostumeChange: Done effortlessly by Flakfizer, Rocco, and Jacques at the premiere. Off-screen, they switch from ballerina tutus and basketball uniforms to hunting gear and ''a full-body duck suit'' without a break in the action.
58	* JerkAss: Roberto Volare has an impressively inflated ego due to his status in the ballet world, and is unrestrained about using it to woo Lisa away from Alan.
59	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Flakfizer might be a money-seeking AmbulanceChaser, but he's sincere about pairing up Alan and Lisa, despite Volare's intentions.
60	* KarmicTrickster: Flakfizer's group is this to Volare, especially during the premiere.
61	* MobileKiosk: At one point, Jacques produces and expands a collapsible office desk, complete with collapsible computer, collapsible printer, and inflatable secretary.
62	* MockMillionaire:
63	** Flakfizer pulls this when he arrives at Lilian's yard party, talking on a cellular phone:
64	--->''"How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!"''
65	** He plays a similar role when [[ShoutOut he inspects the theater before the premiere]], complete with stretch limousine, pimp jacket, and bikini-clad admirers.
66	* NeverTrustATrailer: The video cover claims that this movie is "In the tradition of Creator/AbbottAndCostello, Film/TheThreeStooges and [[TakeThat The]] [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Reagan]] [[TakeThat Administration]]". In reality, this is a remake of a Creator/MarxBrothers movie and doesn't take after the humor of Abbott and Costello or the Stooges at all.
67	* PillowPregnancy: Done as part of Flakfizer's introduction. When he arrives at the scene of a minor car accident and sees a woman passenger, he immediately sticks an instant-inflating pillow under her dress and yells loudly about the liability due to her condition.
68	* PornStash: Jacques sets one up for Lazlo during the reading of the Oglethorpe will.
69	-->'''Rocco:''' ''[grabbing magazines]'' Charity work. I gather these for those less fortunate than myself who can't afford pornography.
70	* RapidFireComedy: Very much so, in the [[Creator/ZuckerAbrahamsAndZucker ZAZ tradition]].
71	* TheRemake: Of ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera1935''.
72	* RingRingCRUNCH: Part of Jacques' morning routine. He even has a dresser drawer full of broken alarm clock parts and a closet full of new clocks for this purpose.
73	* RuleOfFunny: The ''only'' thing that drives the plot.
74	* SelfAbuse:
75	-->'''Volare:''' Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven?\
76	'''Flakfizer:''' I can imagine, and you must be thankful you didn't go blind.\
77	'''Volare:''' I was dancing professionally!\
78	'''Flakfizer:''' Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel...
79	* ShoutOut: A number of gags and scenes are nods to ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera1935'' and the Creator/MarxBrothers in general.
80	** Jacques' [[RingRingCRUNCH morning alarm clock routine]] is one to Harpo waking up the morning after he impersonated a pilot.
81	** Flakfizer, Rocco, and Jacques (literally) splitting their contract 50-50 is a reference to the negotiation gag between Groucho and Chico in ''Opera''.
82	** This joke:
83	--->'''Groucho:''' You know the old saying: two's company, five's a crowd.\
84	'''Flakfizer:''' Two's company, three's an adult movie.
85	** The hotel-shuffling scene from ''Opera'' is recreated here with Lilian's mansion and a blonde sex kitten.
86	** Flakfizer's MockMillionaire inspection of the theater before the premiere mirrors Groucho's walk-through before the opera.
87	** TheStateroomSketch scene uses Volare's dressing room instead of Groucho's ship suite.
88	** Rocco and Jacques using the orchestra's harp to grate bread is a reference to Harpo's renown harp-playing skills. Meanwhile, their obviously fake beards are a nod to the air heroes from ''Opera''.
89	** Flakfizer calling the ballet as a baseball game is one to Chico and Harpo's improvised baseball game in the orchestra pit.
90	** In ''Opera'', Lassparri quits after he is pelted with an apple. Here, Volare gets an entire produce section.
91	** Some gags from other Creator/MarxBrothers movies make their way in too: Producing a blank contract that one party states will be "filled in later" happened in ''Film/HorseFeathers'', and at one point the main trio impersonates doctors in a scene highly reminiscent of one in ''Film/ADayAtTheRaces1937''.
92	* TheStateroomSketch: Happens in Volare's dressing room before the premiere.
93	* SociopathicHero: If you only forget that this is an absurd comedy ruled by RuleOfFunny. Flakfizer is an amoral swindler, devoid of empathy and always looking for an angle to trick, manipulate, abuse, use up and defraud anyone and anything he comes across. He spends every waking moment lying and conning his way through life, gleefully smiling at the people he scams as he looks them straight in the eye and shakes their hands. He uses glibness, studied emotions, fake charm, insistence and persuasiveness to trick, coerce, manipulate, control and use people. He fits the textbook definition of a psychopath - as opposed to [[HollywoodPsych the Hollywood Psychopath]] - almost perfectly. He does help out the innocent young dancers and ends up doing some good deeds, but that's only because it all fits his goals. If you watch the movie from this perspective, the implications are as terrifying as will be the inevitable future fate of the ballet company that [[spoiler:Flakfizer takes over (which he does through manipulation and scams, of course)]].
94	* StopMotion: The opening title and end credit sequences are done in Claymation.
95	* TakingTheFightOutside: PlayedForLaughs:
96	-->'''Roland:''' ''[to Edmund]'' Let's step outside and settle this like men!\
97	'''Edmund:''' But we are outside.\
98	'''Roland:''' Then let's step inside and settle this like women.
99	* Totally18:
100	** At one point, the trio is awakened suddenly, and the first thing out of Roland T. Flakfizer's mouth is "She looked eighteen, officer, I swear!"
101	** Inverted when Lazlo is caught in bed with a half-naked blonde woman.
102	--->'''Flakfizer:''' And she looks like she's about 15!\
103	'''Lazlo:''' No, no, no!\
104	'''Flakfizer:''' Okay, 14 then. In fact, I know she's 14 because I was dating her a year ago!
105	* TricksterArchetype: Roland T. Flakfizer, fitting as an {{Expy}} of Groucho Marx.
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