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3These are recommendations made by Tropers for ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Oneshot fanfics, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. Feel free to add a fanfic of your own to the list, but remember to use the template found [[Main/FanficRecommendations here]].
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10''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4935012/1/ Ad Nauseam]]'' by Minnionette
11* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}, @/BaronPraxis
12* ''Status'': Complete
13* Synopsis: Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
14* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
15* Tags: CrackFic, Parody, PeggySue
16[=[[reviews:AdNauseam]]=]
17
18''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7658662/1/ All Roads Lead to Rome]]''by Alemantele
19* Recommended by: patrckred, Dame-Amaryllis
20* ''Status'': Complete
21* Synopsis: In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.
22* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterForWantOfANail page.
23* Tags: For want of a nail
24[=[[reviews:AllRoadsLeadToRome]]=]
25
26''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5371934/1/ All the Dementors of Azkaban]]'' by Lifewriter
27* Recommended by: Comartemis, @/{{Seraviel}}, boonerunner, force42, [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], Fenro, {{@/Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}}
28* ''Status'': Complete
29* Synopsis: Luna Lovegood gets a one-way ticket to Azkaban for her role in opening the Chamber of Secrets. When Fudge refuses to release her, Harry takes matters into his own hands... by moving into the cell next door. [[CrackFic Crack ensues]].
30* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
31* Comments: Probably the only Azkaban fic this troper will ever recommend because its very existence makes a mockery of all "Harry gets sent to Azkaban" fics everywhere. Highlights include Harry taking history lessons from the inmates, Luna getting her hands on the Elder Wand, and Saturday night poker tournaments with the Dementors.
32** Seconded by Kereea. My favorite part was either the poker nights or how, because of the poker nights, the Death Eaters [[spoiler: start worshiping ''Neville'' as their new master.]]
33* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
34[=[[reviews:AllTheDementorsOfAzkaban]]=]
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36''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13260989/1/And-the-Unethical-Binding-Contract And the Unethical Binding Contract]]'' by ''[=SimplyMe51=]''
37* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
38* ''Status'': Complete
39* ''Synopsis'': AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
40* ''Tags'': One-shot
41* Comments: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
42
43''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/36984346 The Art of Dying]]'' by The_wig_is_a_metaphor
44* Recommended by: sssrha
45* ''Status'': Complete
46* Synopsis: While the Potter family hides under the Fidelius Charm, Lily begins to explore dark magic in an attempt to save her unborn son. James, meanwhile, is struggling to maintain a sense of normalcy...and sanity.
47* Tags: Horror, DarkFic
48[=[[reviews:TheArtofDying]]=]
49
50''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/154685 Ashes]]'' by killing_rose
51* Recommended by: @/ThoseDancingDays, Dame-Amaryllis
52* ''Status'': Complete
53* Synopsis: A rose by any other name... perhaps, by any other name, it would smell less like prison. Less like death. Rose is your surrender. You will not, ''cannot'', be a Muggle now. You are not going to get another chance to escape.
54* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
55* Comments: Chilling and memorable; this one will haunt me for years. The POV allows some of the story bits to resonate on a personal level that's achingly disturbing.
56* Tags: TearJerker
57[=[[reviews:Ashes]]=]
58
59''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3618966/1/ As Long As You Know That, Potter]]'' by owlsaway
60* Recommended by: dezba, Mazz, Marlee Cross, Fenro, @/BaronPraxis
61* ''Status'': Complete
62* Synopsis: A different take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
63* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
64* Comments: For a "one-shot", it's surprisingly compelling. Keeps Snape in-character, complete with snide and unnecessary remarks, but actually helping Harry in a roundabout way, and showing he cares in the only way he can.
65[=[[reviews:AsLongAsYouKnowThatPotter]]=]
66
67''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2620851/1/ Birth of a Name]]'' by nonjon
68* Recommended by: [=SashaHoneypalm=]
69* ''Status'': Complete
70* Synopsis: It took young Tom Riddle a few tries to come up with a good anagram.
71* Comments: Tim Roddle! Diva Lord Meltmoor! Retard Old Mom, Vol I! The names get better and better.
72* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
73[=[[reviews:BirthOfAName]]=]
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75''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3321659/1/ A Breath of Fresh Air]]'' by Ineffabilitea
76* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
77* ''Status'': Complete
78* Synopsis: Arthur Weasley's first day at the Ministry.
79* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
80[=[[reviews:ABreathOfFreshAir]]=]
81
82''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13318530/1/ Broken]]'' by Solar Solstice
83* Recommended by: Tropers/{{Hypnotic Flake}}
84* ''Status'': Complete
85* Synopsis: After Ron awakens from his mead poisoning in sixth year, he reconsiders his attraction to Hermione.
86* Notes: Also on Archive of Our Own.
87* Comments: While it highlights Hermione's flaws, it's a lot kinder in breaking up the Ron/Hermione pairing than most other fics are, and for once, it's not all or even mostly Ron's fault.
88* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic, Teenage Drama, Angst
89[=[[reviews:Broken]]=]
90
91''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1113588 Business]]'' by esama
92* Recommended by: @/LooneyToons, @/UncloudedTJ, The Forgotten One, feral, {{@/Robinton}}, Dame-Amaryllis
93* ''Status'': Complete
94* Synopsis: So the Dursleys have painted Harry as a freak and a criminal in the years before he gets his Hogwarts letter? Well, when Harry decides to find out what those words really mean, the well-intentioned intervention of a librarian results in Harry finding a role model -- and the Wizarding World will never be the same. As the author puts it, the "mildest of fusions with Literature/SherlockHolmes". And no, it's not Holmes who becomes Harry's inspiration.
95* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
96* Comments: While it's a little hard to imagine an 11-year-old making some of the plans that Harry does here, it's still a gripping read, right to the end moments.
97* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic
98[=[[reviews:Business]]=]
99
100''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7619993/1/ Calculation]]'' by fringeperson
101* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis, {{@/Robinton}}
102* ''Status'': Complete
103* Synopsis: Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate.
104* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic
105[=[[reviews:Calculation]]=]
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108''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4152700/1/ Cauterize]]'' by Lady Altair
109* Recommended by: [=fireball900=], Dame-Amaryllis
110* ''Status'': Complete
111* Synopsis: ''"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point."'' Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
112* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
113* Comments: An amazing, emotional oneshot, which will bring tears to your eyes. It covers just what the cost of war is, and how much it takes away from those who are left behind. It is truly one of the best oneshots on fanfiction.net. That's an objective 'best' too - It's just over 1600 words, long, but has over 1300 reviews, and over FIVE THOUSAND favourites. For reference; most good stories have a words:favourites ratio of 10:1.
114* Tags: TearJerker
115[=[[reviews:Cauterize]]=]
116
117''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7415768/1/ Cave]]'' by Lucillia
118* Recommended by: Kthecloud
119* ''Status'': Complete
120* Synopsis: What might have happened between Tom Riddle, Amy Benson, and Dennis Bishop in that cave by the sea all those years ago.
121* Comments: I really like the take this story has on the source of Toms issues. The comments on it give a lot of food for thought.
122* Tags: Dark
123[=[[reviews:Cave]]=]
124
125''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5526332/1/ Childhood’s End]]'' by Vera Rozalsky
126* Recommended by: Kogut
127* ''Status'': Complete
128* Synopsis: On the eve of the Decommissioning of Malfoy Manor, Hermione remembers the end of her childhood.
129* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
130[=[[reviews:Childhood’sEnd]]=]
131
132''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1346923/1/ The Children]]'' by samvimes
133* Recommended by: @/{{Kittenmommy}}.
134* ''Status'': Complete
135* Synopsis: After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
136* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
137* Comments: A very dark and incredibly plausible little AU ficlet, featuring Draco (but sooo not [[DracoInLeatherPants in leather pants]]), Hermione, Ron, Ginny, ''et al''. Voldemort was defeated, but at a terrible, terrible price:
138-->It will never, ever be over for you. There will be the parades every year and visiting Fleur in St. Mungo's on Thursdays and Ginny's constant, endless, terrified prattling. And the knowledge that you have to hold out your left hand when you meet Sirius because he hasn't got a right hand. And Severus Snape's pale white hair. And your library full of books in Braille.
139* Tags: DarkFic
140[=[[reviews:TheChildren]]=]
141
142''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/442085 Daily Prophet Exclusive]]'' by [=NerysDax=] and [=SerpentInRed=]
143* Recommended by: feral, @/{{Robinton}}
144* ''Status'': Complete
145* Synopsis: Exclusive! Lord Voldemort: "Why I chose to go noseless", where a formerly handsome man tells the true story behind his woes. Let the shocking truth be known!
146* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
147* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
148[=[[reviews:DailyProphetExclusive]]=]
149
150''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10742358/1/ The Darkest Art]]'' by Fluffy Gonzalez
151* Recommended by: stubbornvirus
152* ''Status'': Complete
153* Synopsis: Hermione delves into the darkest of magicks- namely, economics. Mostly set during ''The Goblet of Fire''.
154* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
155* Comments: Short and funny. If nothing else, worth a read just for the last few lines.
156[=[[reviews:TheDarkestArt]]=]
157
158''[[http://bobmin.fanficauthors.net/Dear_Tom/Dear_Tom Dear Tom]]'' by Bobmin
159* Recommended by: @/LooneyToons, @/{{Dor}}, Twilight Shimmer, feral, {{@/Kazeto}}, {{@/Robinton}}
160* ''Status'': Complete
161* Synopsis: In the summer after the events of ''Order of the Phoenix'', the Order's interception of Harry's mail reveals he is corresponding with Voldemort, and that Harry is starting to see things the Dark Lord's way.
162* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
163* Comments: Amusing short with a twist at the end. The Order's growing panic -- and efforts at damage control -- are especially fun.
164* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
165[=[[reviews:DearTom]]=]
166
167''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/387664/1/ Denizen of the Deep: A Hogwarts Fairy-Tale]]'' by Hedda
168* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
169* ''Status'': Complete
170* Synopsis: What really happened to Dennis Creevey after he fell in the lake on the way to Hogwarts?
171* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
172[=[[reviews:DenizenOfTheDeepAHogwartsFairyTale]]=]
173
174''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/40688991 the devil you know]]'' by Laeveteinn
175* Recommended by: sssrha
176* ''Status'': Complete
177* Synopsis: In a Voldemort Wins AU, Albus Dumbledore is imprisoned with his old lover, Gellert Grindelwald. It goes...a lot better than any of them expected.
178* Tags: DecemberDecemberRomance, OldFlame, AlternateUniverse
179[=[[reviews:TheDevilYouKnow]]=]
180
181''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1149623 Disillusion, by Hermione Granger]]'' by esama
182* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis, @/BaronPraxis
183* ''Status'': Complete
184* Synopsis: Harry Potter went down in history as the man who destroyed the magical world. He received a Nobel Prize for it.
185* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic, Essay Fic
186[=[[reviews:DisillusionByHermioneGranger]]=]
187
188''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7392793/1/ Don't Let Me Go]]'' by akmdreamer
189* Recommended by: [=Netherman14=]
190* ''Status'': Complete
191* Synopsis: After his godfather's death, Harry withdraws, depressed and guilt-ridden. Can a visit from Ginny, Remus, and Tonks bring him to his senses? Sort of AU, it does follow book 5 & most of 6, but how Harry is brought from the Dursleys is changed.
192* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
193[=[[reviews:DontLetMeGo]]=]
194
195''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5492188/1/ Doubting Thomas]]'' by Lady Azar de Tameran
196* Recommended by: Piekage, @/{{Robinton}}
197* ''Status'': Complete
198* Synopsis: AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
199* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterPeggySue page.
200* Comments: Luna travels back in time and decides to raise [[spoiler: Tom Riddle]] for the better. The relationship between the two is heartwarming as they deal with the prejudice of the era they're in, and the fact that Voldemort himself wasn't the source of the evil in the wizarding world.
201* Tags: TimeTravel
202[=[[reviews:DoubtingThomas]]=]
203
204''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4539146/1/ Do virgins taste better?]]'' by Minnionette
205* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
206* ''Status'': Complete
207* Synopsis: Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
208* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
209* Tags: CrackFic
210[=[[reviews:DoVirginsTasteBetter]]=]
211
212''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8854828/1/ Dumbledore's Monster]]'' by Diresquirrel
213* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/{{Robinton}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @/BaronPraxis
214* ''Status'': Complete
215* Synopsis: Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
216* Comments: A pretty interesting take on what could have happened should some things not go as Dumbledore planned.
217* Tags: DarkFic, PeggySue
218[=[[reviews:DumbledoresMonster]]=]
219
220''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9469775/1/ Escapologist Harry]]'' by Racke
221* Recommended by: feral, @/{{Robinton}}
222* ''Status'': Complete
223* Synopsis: Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore
224* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
225* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
226[=[[reviews:EscapologistHarry]]=]
227
228''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4726291/1/ Eternal Return]]'' by Silver Pard
229* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis
230* ''Status'': Complete
231* Synopsis: For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
232* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterPeggySue page.
233* Tags: DarkFic, TimeTravel, {{Reincarnation}}
234[=[[reviews:EternalReturn]]=]
235
236''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9816242/1/ The Exceptional Mr Weasley and His Approximation of Obedience]]'' by Realmer06
237* Recommended by: bluemantaray
238* ''Status'': Complete
239* Synopsis: Fred and Sirius have something of postmortem chat while Fred considers his afterlife options.
240* Tags: Tragedy, Humor
241[=[[reviews:TheExceptionalMrWeasleyandHisApproximationofObedience]]=]
242
243''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4818951/1/ Fair Trade]]'' by [=BajaB=]
244* Recommended by: Ithanyx, @/UncloudedTJ, boonerunner, KomodoClassic, {{@/Robinton}}, @/BaronPraxis
245* ''Status'': Complete
246* Synopsis: Harry confronts Voldemort after his sixth year at Hogwarts with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
247* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
248* Comments: A fantastic ret-con fic which shows an interesting idea of what a power that Voldemort knows not could be like.
249* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic
250[=[[reviews:FairTrade]]=]
251
252''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4198892/1/ First Place Sinner]]'' by Daystar Clarion
253* Recommended by: [=FatRat=]
254* ''Status'': Complete
255* Synopsis: In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. contains extreme Mutual Sadomasochism, Basicly Harry and Petunia ritualisticly punish each other for each others' "sins".
256* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterForWantOfANail page.
257* Comments: A great Horror story but not for the faint of heart.
258* Warnings: M rated warnings for Masochism, language, child abuse, violence, drug abuse, and underage drinking.
259[=[[reviews:FirstPlaceSinner]]=]
260
261''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25589920 Fost and Lound]]'' by bikelock28
262* Recommended by: [=SubversionStation=]
263* ''Status'': Complete
264* Synopsis: Missing moment from [[Literature/HarryPotterandtheGobletofFire GoF]] [=Ch9=]. Fred, George and Ginny head into the woods at the Quidditch World Cup.
265* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
266[=[[reviews:FostandLound]]=]
267
268''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4009690/1/ Fox Ears]]'' by The Starhorse
269* Recommended by: [=TrueBlue170=], {{@/Robinton}}
270* ''Status'': Complete
271* Synopsis: The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
272* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterPeggySue page.
273* Comments: This is a must-read if you are unhappy about how things turned out for the Weasley twins at the end of Deathly Hallows. This particular fic revolves around [[AwesomenessByAnalysis George thinking]] up [[TrickedOutTime a very clever plan]] to prevent Fred from dying in the Battle of Hogwarts - or being "de-Fredded", as he oh-so-eloquently puts it. [[spoiler: And he pulls it off.]] ''Fox Ears'' really takes you on an emotional roller-coaster - sad, funny, heartfelt and filled to the brim with hope, with everyone being 100% in-character (with an interesting spin on Charlie's characterization along with it) and being a believable continuation of DH before the "Nineteen years later" part.
274* Tags: TimeTravel
275[=[[reviews:FoxEars]]=]
276
277''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1117301 Frozen to the Bones]]'' by esama
278* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis, @/BaronPraxis
279* ''Status'': Complete
280* Synopsis: In the end Lord Potter tells Albus Dumbledore how and why he took over his world.
281* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic
282[=[[reviews:FrozenToTheBones]]=]
283
284''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4590039/1/ Future Imperfect]]'' by Lady Azar de Tameran
285* Recommended by: Mazz, Fenro, Ayacyana
286* ''Status'': Complete
287* Synopsis: AU. A world in which [[TheBadGuyWins Voldemort wins]]. [[AndThenWhat And honestly]] [[VictoryIsBoring wishes he hadn't]]. Time travel. Could be interpreted as slash, but only if you are looking for it. Ignores ''Half-Blood Prince'' and ''Deathly Hallows'' but incorporates some of their elements.
288* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
289* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic, TimeTravel
290[=[[reviews:FutureImperfect]]=]
291
292''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7124239/1/Gemini Gemini]]'' by Lady Charity
293* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
294* ''Status'': Complete
295* ''Synopsis'': Sirius had always pictured reuniting with James when his time came, always pictured taking his best friend's hand and embracing him until there was no more reason to cry. Never did he expect his brother. Never did he want it to be his brother.
296* Comments: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterOneshots page.
297
298''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10508117/1 The Golden Lamb]]'' by Starlit Skyline
299* Recommended by: Gamma Cavy
300* ''Status'': Complete
301* Synopsis: A former pupil thinks about Headmaster Dumbledore, and wonders... ''Tell me headmaster, have you ever picked favorites?''
302* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
303[=[[reviews:TheGoldenLamb]]=]
304
305''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6766618/1/ Happiness in Azakaban]]'' by Myst Shadow
306* Recommended by: [=fireball900=]
307* ''Status'': Complete
308* Synopsis: ''"Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?"'' Cedric is dead and Harry needs ''something'' - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have.
309* Comments: A oneshot that will have you crying. It takes the lines in canon about Azkaban and weaves them into a tragic story that explains Sirius' life in heartbreaking detail.
310* Tags: TearJerker
311[=[[reviews:HappinessInAzkaban]]=]
312
313''[[http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/after_the_rain/HBMDL01a.html Happy Birthday, Mr. Dark Lord]]'' by After the Rain
314* Recommended by: Valjean, @/ShadowAI, Mazz, bhadratheboss, @/{{JET73L}}, Dame-Amaryllis
315* ''Status'': Complete
316* Synopsis: Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, Pin-the-Beak-on-the-Hippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind, or is somebody crazy like a fox?
317* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
318* Comments: Achieves what all short pieces should strive for -- packing a lot of meaning into a few paragraphs. Starts out sounding like a hilarious, highly random crackfic, twists into what seems to be a great light-hearted humor piece, and finally whiplashes at the end into [[spoiler: one of the most horrifically bleak, dark, gut-wrenching, tragic slaps in the face this troper has ever read.]] The simple, two-word line [[spoiler: ''"They won't."'' hurts like a punch in the stomach.]]
319* Tags: CrackFic, MoodWhiplash, TearJerker
320[=[[reviews:HappyBirthdayMrDarkLord]]=]
321
322''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/622731/1/ Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock]]'' by Silvver Phoenix (previously Silver [=Phoenix25=])
323* Recommended by: Rozzy
324* ''Status'': Complete
325* Synopsis: A parody of ''Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone''. In the words of the author: "I'm insane, as is my writing. You have been warned."
326* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
327* Comments: This fic is okay on its own, but the sequels (Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Cabana and Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire) are some of the funniest and craziest fanfics I've ever read--and I first read them a long time ago. The sequels were taken off fanfiction.net due to gratuitous (and hilarious) celebrity cameos, but can be found in all their glory at [[http://www.silverphoenix.5u.com/ Silvver Phoenix's website]]. Highlights include Gangster!Twins Lil' Fred and Big G, Harry temporarily joining the Spice Girls and John Stamos being trapped under an overturned laundry basket.
328* Tags: CrackFic, Parody
329[=[[reviews:HarryPotterAndSomeSorcerersRock]]=]
330
331''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1431044/1/ Harry Potter and the Hogwart's Day of Compliments]]'' bye Drea Leeways
332* Recommended by: maronk
333* ''Status'': Complete
334* Synopsis: third year, Dumbledore gets an crazy idea: give each other compliments, otherwise you get stuck together, whether you like it or not, until the charm he has cast wears off at the end of the day. Chaos and [[HilarityEnsues hilarity ensues.]]
335* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
336* Comments: Despite the near lack of reviews, it is really good and funny, not to mention quite long for a one shot.
337* Tags: CrackFic, Parody
338[=[[reviews:HarryPotterAndTheHogwartsDayOfCompliments]]=]
339
340''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9470301/1/ Harry Potter and the Tigers' Wrath]]'' by roisaber
341* Recommended by: czarangelus
342* ''Status'': Complete
343* Synopsis: A deep, thoughtful tragedy that reflects a philosophical longing for the Other in the manner of late 19th century - just kidding. Everyone gets mauled to death by tigers.
344* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
345* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
346[=[[reviews:HarryPotterAndTheTigersWrath]]=]
347
348''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9783629/1/ Harry Potter and the Trouble with Sorting Hats]]'' by Durandall (Brian Randall)
349* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis
350* ''Status'': Complete
351* Synopsis: A comedic one-shot somewhat lampooning a common facet of the PeggySue sub-genre.
352* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack and FanficRecs/HarryPotterPeggySue pages.
353** Alternate [[http://soulriders.net/brian/fanfic/troublewithhats/ link]].
354* Tags: Humor, Parody, PeggySue
355[=[[reviews:HarryPotterAndTheTroubleWithSortingHats]]=]
356
357''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5390452/1/ Harry Potters Anonymous]]'' by Lifewriter
358* Recommended by: [=SteakAddictsAnonymous=], feral
359* ''Status'': Complete
360* Synopsis: An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
361* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
362* Comments: In a nutshell, the Harry Potters of every respective fanfiction get together for a group meeting. The ensuing Hilarity is quite fun.
363* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
364[=[[reviews:HarryPottersAnonymous]]=]
365
366''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4951074/1/ Harry's Little Army of Psychos]]'' by [=RuneWitchSakura=]
367* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis
368* ''Status'': Complete
369* Synopsis: Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creatures of all time.
370* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
371* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
372[=[[reviews:HarrysLittleArmyOfPsychos]]=]
373
374''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5777316/1/ Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire]]'' by Meteoricshipyards
375* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, @/{{Robinton}}
376* ''Status'': Complete
377* Synopsis: Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
378* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
379* Comments: The Blood Sharpie: Sure, it's crack, and yes, it's an rather intriguing premise, but the fic itself reads more like a story outline than an actual story. What took a whole book in canon is glossed over in about five minutes here. Good for a laugh, but don't read this looking for something engaging.
380* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
381[=[[reviews:HedwigAndTheGobletOfFire]]=]
382
383''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7566332/1/ Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction]]'' by 3theCaptain
384* Recommended by: [=ParkourPaisho=], [=GamesOfTheVideo=],[=Y.S.Jennis=]
385* ''Status'': Complete
386* Synopsis: A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself.
387* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
388* Comments: Supremely meta and ''has to be read to be believed''. It's a one-shot, so it's a really quick and easy read. It somehow SIMULTANEOUSLY plays straight AND parodies lemon. It starts off really well-written (enough to make you think it could be a serious story) then dissolves into hilarious trollville, only to snap back to reality at the last minute. It's a good bet, whether you're looking for a quick laugh or want to really think about the way good writers can become My Immortal knock offs. Last comment: plays Draco in Leather Pants LITERALLY. Hilarity ensues.
389* Tags: CrackFic, Humor, Parody
390[=[[reviews:HermioneWritesBadFanfiction]]=]
391
392''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21882631 He's Never Returning Here Again]]'' by Kaatiba
393* Recommended by: [=SubversionStation=]
394* ''Status'': Complete
395* Synopsis: An Alternate, angsty take on what could've happened when the Weasleys picked Harry up at the Dursleys' house in Book Four. OR: I just want characters to acknowledge the abuse Harry's suffered and do something to stop it.
396* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
397[=[[reviews:HesNeverReturningHereAgain]]=]
398
399''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8125531 Hogwarts, to welcome you home]]'' by gedsparrowhawk
400* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis
401* ''Status'': Complete
402* Synopsis: After the war, Harry comes back to Hogwarts to become the new DADA professor. Because he was always meant to be a teacher.
403* Tags: Fluff
404[=[[reviews:HogwartsToWelcomeYouHome]]=]
405
406''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2357597/1/ Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline!]]'' by cyberwulf
407* Recommended by: Goodwrench, Y.S. Jennis
408* ''Status'': Complete
409* Synopsis: Liek, 'Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!1111 if u dont like DONT READ U MEANIEEEES!11111 i'll only write more if i get enuff REVIEWS!111111. Yeah, it's totally unreadable.
410* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
411* Comments: Best Harry Potter parody I've ever read. Truly dire Goth Hermione.
412* Tags: CrackFic, Parody
413[=[[reviews:HoMioneGrunger]]=]
414
415''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3191147/1/ Honestly, Headmaster]]'' by Meteoricshipyards
416* Recommended by: Kogut, @/{{Robinton}}
417* ''Status'': Complete
418* Synopsis: Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
419* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
420* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
421[=[[reviews:HonestlyHeadmaster]]=]
422
423''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3487210/1/ How The Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort]]'' by Marauder
424* Recommended by: @/LostLenore, Fenro
425* ''Status'': Complete
426* Synopsis: Hermione has given Harry an idea on how to defeat Voldemort, but the boa constrictor isn't convinced...
427* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
428* Comments: The first line is rather amusing, and the plan is rather amazing. [[spoiler: Pity it doesn't work.]]
429* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
430[=[[reviews:HowTheBrazilianBoaConstrictorDidNotHelpHarryPotterDefeatVoldemort]]=]
431
432''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7377441/1/ How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain]]'' by Arpad Hrunta
433* Recommended by: @/UncloudedTJ, Mazz, Eversor, feral, @/{{Agogobell}}, @/{{Robinton}}
434* ''Status'': Complete
435* Synopsis: A simple letter sent by one Gabrielle Delacour to a depressed Harry in the middle of his 5th year changes everything. Written entirely in letters from one person to another or in a similar format.
436* Pairing: Harry/Luna
437* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterForWantOfANail page.
438* Tags: CrackFic, For want of a nail, Humor
439[=[[reviews:HowXenophiliusLovegoodSavedBritain]]=]
440
441''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7250343/1/ I'll Shoot the Shot, Bang]]'' by wandlorean
442* Recommended by: [=Str8Shoot=], Powerupz77
443* ''Status'': Complete
444* Synopsis: Harry travels back in time to shape the future into a happier one, but will he listen to Hermione's warning?
445* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
446* Comments: This, ladies and gentlemen, is a wonderfully original take on time travel. I recently stumbled upon this little gem and am very thankful I discovered it. It is extremely well-written and the characterizations are spot-on. Time travel has become an overused plot in Harry Potter fanfiction but, here, the author takes the idea and turns it into something unique and chilling. With fics like this one, you have a character going back in time to change certain things about the future, but what would happen if [[spoiler:information about the future was given to someone like Severus Snape; a young, proud, active Death Eater very much capable of committing evil acts]]? Just when you think you know where things are headed, the author spins everything around, smacking you across the face with a [[spoiler:horrifying, tragic, and absolutely delicious twist at the end]]. A haunting, bleak, and original story with solid writing. It will leave you speechless and feeling like you've been punched in the gut. Really, there are no words. I highly recommend it.
447* Tags: DarkFic, TimeTravel
448[=[[reviews:IllShootTheShotBang]]=]
449
450''[[http://community.livejournal.com/hp_nextgen_fest/34663.html The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley, Girl Slasher!]]'' by nextgen_mod
451* Recommended by: @/{{jakelikescheddar}}
452* ''Status'': Complete
453* Synopsis: Rose Weasley discovers the Internet, and immediately commences {{Shipping}}. The tale of one YaoiFangirl's attempts to break through the Wizarding World's homophobia and get the rest of her compatriots to recognise how happy they'd be if they accepted the {{One True Pairing}}s.
454* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
455* Comments: A stunningly precise skewer is delivered to all aspects of SlashFic in the HP fandom, featuring plenty of CringeComedy and deadpan delivery.
456* Tags: CrackFic, Parody
457[=[[reviews:TheIncredibleAndAngstyJourneyOfRoseWeasleyGirlSlasher]]=]
458
459''[[http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/viewstory.php?sid=76603&chapter=1 In Her Hands She Held The Whole World]]'' by Sirenny
460* Recommended by: [=Thanatos13713=], Dame-Amaryllis
461* ''Status'': Complete
462* Synopsis: Three years after the defeat of Voldemort, Hermione Granger looks back on the events that destroyed her world. Heart-rending, beautifully written, and utterly chilling. A masterpiece.
463* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
464* Tags: TearJerker
465[=[[reviews:InHerHandsSheHeldTheWholeWorld]]=]
466
467''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5846518/1/ Insurgere]]'' by Silver Pard
468* Recommended by: feral, KomodoClassic, @/{{Robinton}}
469* ''Status'': Complete
470* Synopsis: Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
471* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterForWantOfANail page.
472* Comments: Absolutely, chillingly wonderful.
473[=[[reviews:Insurgere]]=]
474
475''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9191701/1/ A Jaunt Through Time]]'' by Nia River
476* Recommended by: Kogut, Dame-Amaryllis
477* ''Status'': Complete
478* Synopsis: The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
479* Tags: CrackFic, Humor, TimeTravel
480[=[[reviews:AJauntThroughTime]]=]
481
482''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8555329/1/ A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions]]'' by butalearner
483* Recommended by: Kogut
484* ''Status'': Complete
485* Synopsis: It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is... and it's far from the only one.
486* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
487* Comments: Parade of clichés, especially from soul bond, harem and super!Harry fics (''"By the way," Hogwarts voice sounded in their heads, "you are all now animagi with unlimited forms, including dragons and phoenixes with their full magical abilities. Not that it matters, I just wanted to inform you."'')
488* Tags: CrackFic, ClicheStorm, Humor
489[=[[reviews:AKissOfClichédProportions]]=]
490
491''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9079271/1/ The Last Straw]]'' by [=AlbusPHolmes=]
492* Recommended by: Kogut
493* ''Status'': Complete
494* Synopsis: A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald.
495* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
496[=[[reviews:LastStraw]]=]
497
498''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7512124/1/ Lessons With Hagrid]]'' by [=NothingPretentious=]
499* Recommended by: geek0girl0extraodinare, @/UncloudedTJ, @/LooneyToons, [=SashaHoneypalm=], @/{{Robinton}}
500* ''Status'': Complete
501* Synopsis: ''"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?"''... Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from ''The Philosopher's Stone'', there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord.
502* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
503* Comments: Far from stupid, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. It manages to keep the characters in character, while exploring something so far and away from the original. While being devastatingly funny, of course.
504* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
505[=[[reviews:LessonsWithHagrid]]=]
506
507''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7584237/1/ Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee]]'' by Writer of Written Works
508* Recommended by: ROSD
509* ''Status'': Complete
510* Synopsis: Draco is about to be punished for his inability to kill Dumbledore. But then, a Death Eater interrupts with his urgent need for a toilet.
511* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
512* Comments: Starts off serious, but then becomes just as silly as the title suggests. Extremely childish and OOC, but good for a quick laugh.
513* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
514[=[[reviews:LordVoldemortForbidsYouToTakeAPee]]=]
515
516''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10985999/1/Love-of-Potions Love of Potions]]'' by alyssialui
517* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
518* ''Status'': Complete
519* ''Synopsis'': There are few things Severus loves: his mother's apple pie, reading, Lily and Potions. slight Snily.
520* ''Comments:'' Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
521[=[[reviews:LoveofPotions]]=]
522
523''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/1117151 Loyal and True]]'' by [=IamShadow21=]
524* Recommended by: [=SubversionStation=]
525* ''Status'': Complete
526* Synopsis: When Harry tells Cedric to get back to the Cup, Cedric listens. An AU of how differently Cedric might have been treated had he done so.
527* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
528[=[[reviews:LoyalandTrue]]=]
529
530''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6452796/1/ Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse]]'' by Ayla Pascal
531* Recommended by: piekage
532* ''Status'': Complete
533* Synopsis: Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna.
534* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
535* Comments: Seeing Harry discuss the logistics of Luna's ten point Zombie guide is downright hilarious, as is her earnest belief of the neccessity of such a guide, made all the more funny when Zombies do actually pop up. There is some brief NC-17 material at Step 6, but it's incredibly touching regardless. An easy recommend for any Luna fan.
536* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
537[=[[reviews:LunaLovegoodsTenStepsToSurvivingTheZombieApocalypse]]=]
538
539''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2254006/1/ Made With Our Love]]'', by Marauder The Slash Nymph
540* Recommended by: sauronlulz, @/{{Darkaros}}, force42, feral
541* ''Status'': Complete
542* Synopsis: Harry knows what he has to do: tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
543* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
544* Comments: Short but hilarious sendup of mpreg fic.
545* Tags: CrackFic, Humor, Parody
546[=[[reviews:MadeWithOurLove]]=]
547
548''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2217444/1/ A Mary Sue Alphabet]]'' by Irony-chan
549* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}, @/BaronPraxis
550* ''Status'': Complete
551* Synopsis: Pretty much ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - an alphabet of Sues in the Harry Potter fandom.
552* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
553[=[[reviews:AMarySueAlphabet]]=]
554
555''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2861750/1/ Mistaken Identity]]'' by Silver Pard
556* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis
557* ''Status'': Complete
558* Synopsis: Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. WBWL.
559* Notes: Has a sequel, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2870906/1/ A Mistaken Sorting]]''.
560* Tags: For want of a nail, Parody
561[=[[reviews:MistakenIdentity]]=]
562
563''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4363256/1/Normal-to-be-a-freak Normal to be a Freak]]'' by Minnionette
564* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
565* ''Status'': Complete
566* Synopsis: Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
567
568''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4670484/1/ No Thank you]]'' by [=Sarah1281=]
569* Recommended by: Kthecloud, @/UncloudedTJ, @/{{Robinton}}, Dame-Amaryllis, @/BaronPraxis
570* ''Status'': Complete
571* Synopsis: What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
572* Comments: A what if that explores a Harry who was raised normally in Sarah's ever amusing style.
573* Tags: For want of a nail, Humor
574[=[[reviews:NoThankYou]]=]
575
576''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7480987/1/ On Rags and Other Things]]'' by Lucillia
577* Recommended by: Kthecloud, Dame-Amaryllis
578* ''Status'': Complete
579* Synopsis: How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
580* Comments: Unlike the first one, this vignette is quite funny, and appropriately absurd.
581* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
582[=[[reviews:OnRagsAndOtherThings]]=]
583
584''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8739936/1/Oppan-Hogwarts-Style Oppan Hogwarts Style]]'' by Akela Victoire
585* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
586* Status: Complete
587* Synopsis: Anything Umbridge hates, Hogwarts loves. Including the latest Muggle hit song- Gangnam Style...
588* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page
589
590''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5955175/1/A-Point-in-Crying A Point in Crying]]'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1715648/MoreThingsInHeavenAndEarth MoreThingsInHeavenAndEarth]]
591* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
592* ''Status'': Complete
593* ''Synopsis'': Tonks' grief after discovering Sirius' death. "It had taken her two days to wake up, and two minutes for her to realise she wished she were dead."
594* ''Comments:'' Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
595
596''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2747474/1/Position-Vacant-1-The-DADA-Interviews Position Vacant 1 - The DADA Interviews]]'' by [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/943028/BajaB BajaB]]
597* Recommended by: Adept
598* ''Synopsis'': After the death of Albus Dumbledore, Minerva [=McGonnagal=] must face the increasingly difficult task of recruiting a suitable DADA teacher before the school year begins.
599* Comments: A hilarious piece where [=McGonnagal=] must deal with increasingly odd--and frankly unsuitable--candidates for the cursed position without losing her mind. Has a sequel, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2759860/1/Position-Vacant-2-The-First-Day Position Vacant 2 First Day]]. Completely ignores Book 7.
600
601''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1115355 Potter's Wheel]]'' by esama
602* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis, @/BaronPraxis
603* ''Status'': Complete
604* Synopsis: Harry has been thinking and Voldemort gets to be the first to hear the results.
605* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic, Character Bashing, CrackFic
606[=[[reviews:PottersWheel]]=]
607
608''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9070640/1/ The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord]]'' by [=ArgentNoelle=]
609* Recommended by: feral, {{@/Kazeto}}, @/BaronPraxis
610* ''Status'': Complete
611* Synopsis: Harry hears about [[ThePowerOfLove love and the power that will defeat Voldemort]], and comes to some very strange conclusions.
612* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
613* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
614[=[[reviews:ThePowerToVanquishTheDarkLord]]=]
615
616''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7935685/1/ The Problem with Homonyms]]'' by Polydicta
617* Recommended by: eostby, {{@/Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}}
618* ''Status'': Complete
619* Synopsis: He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong...
620* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
621* Comments: One of the most unique "Powers He Knows Not" I've ever seen. Brief mentions of H/Hr, but not a central plot point. Sometimes, all it takes is a little snake-charming...
622* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
623[=[[reviews:TheProblemWithHomonyms]]=]
624
625''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10108247/1/ Proud to Have a Witch in the Family]]'' by Lucillia
626* Recommended by: Kthecloud, Dame-Amaryllis
627* ''Status'': Complete
628* Synopsis: Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family
629* Comments: A tad crackish take on The Evans family surviving, and the consequences.
630* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
631[=[[reviews:ProudToHaveAWitchInTheFamily]]=]
632
633''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5496812/1/Purple Purple]]'' by merlinhelz
634* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
635* Status: Complete
636* Synopsis: Remus comes home to the shock of his life. 600 word Tonks/Remus drabble
637* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
638
639''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3196503/1/ Quack!]]'' by Alliriyan
640* Recommended by: Dellanotte, Kogut, {{@/Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}}, @/BaronPraxis
641* ''Status'': Complete
642* Synopsis: Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. ''"You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me."'' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
643* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
644* Comments: "Spectacular" is one of the few words that can describe this One Shot. Another is "Hysterical." May or may not be Crack, but it's disturbingly possible.
645* Tags: Humor
646[=[[reviews:Quack]]=]
647
648''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3212519/1/ Reach the Open Space]]'' by Tinn Tam
649* Recommended by: @/MagicKirby, {{@/Robinton}}, @/BaronPraxis
650* ''Status'': Complete
651* Synopsis: After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence.
652* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
653* Comments A oneshot that I keep going back and reading. Takes a canon Harry and turns him into the person he was always meant to be.
654[=[[reviews:ReachTheOpenSpace]]=]
655
656''[[http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/97242.html Reclamation]]'' by Sam the Storyteller
657* Recommended by: Lavanya Six, boonerunner, {{@/Robinton}}
658* ''Status'': Complete
659* Synopsis: In an alternate universe, one man still struggles with a moral decision made many years before.
660* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
661* Comments: My favorite HP one-shot. It explores the life and mind of [[spoiler:Tom Riddle]] in a world where, like a recovering alcoholic, he makes an conscious effort each day to not turn Dark.
662** Seconded by @/{{Thanos6}}. Much like ''Series/{{Dexter}},'' this fic explores someone who is essentially a sociopath who is just barely clinging to morality by his fingernails.
663* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic
664[=[[reviews:Reclamation]]=]
665
666''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3702657/1/ The Reign of Theodore Nott]]'' by Amadea
667* Recommended by: [=AwayLaughing=]
668* ''Status'': Complete
669* Synopsis: Draco Malfoy never noticed Theodore Nott at all until sixth year when his task starts to weigh heavily on his mind along with death and all things surrounding it. Very much a character driven work, Draco/Pansy is there and some slash if your goggles are on, but that is very much not the point of this work.
670* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
671[=[[reviews:TheReignOfTheodoreNott]]=]
672
673''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5251386/1/ Roadkill]]'' by Piper Julian
674* Recommended by: theAdeptRogue, feral, Y.S. Jennis, @/BaronPraxis
675* ''Status'': Complete
676* Synopsis: Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus.
677* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
678* Comments: How a hilarious accident involving a bus brought Voldemort down. Ignores book 6 & 7.
679* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
680[=[[reviews:Roadkill]]=]
681
682''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7881759/1/ Shapechangers and Espionage]]'' by @/McJunker
683* Recommended by: @/McJunker
684* ''Status'': Complete
685* Synopsis: During the First Wizarding War, a pair of Death Eater sympathizers try to infiltrate the Order using Polyjuice, and it does not end well for anyone.
686* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
687* Comments: An exercise in world-building, plot, and characterization. Features two [=OCs=] vs. the Marauders.
688[=[[reviews:ShapechangersAndEspionage]]=]
689
690''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1113651 Sisyphus]]'' by esama
691* Recommended by: [=PDown=], Fenro, Mazz, Dame-Amaryllis, @/BaronPraxis
692* ''Status'': Complete
693* Synopsis: Harry gets another chance - and another and another. At some point, they stop feeling like chances at all. Morbid and slightly dark take on the Second Chance plotline.
694* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterPeggySue page.
695* Comments: This is quite simply the best fanfiction I have ever had the pleasure to read. It finally made me respect the PeggySue plot (albeit by deconstructing it and switching it to a more GroundhogPeggySue thing) but overall I loved it. It invoked the sense of combined fear and sympathy that make me love fiction emotionally.
696** There is also a short fan-sequel, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6753546/1/ Being Harry Potter]]'', that may scratch your itch.
697* Tags: GroundhogPeggySue
698[=[[reviews:Sisyphus]]=]
699
700''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8857052/1/The-Skrewt-Sacrifice The Skrewt Sacrifice]]'' by Akela Victoire
701* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
702* Status: Complete
703* Synopsis: The Blast-Ended Skrewts have taken over Hogwarts. The terrified students must find a way to save their castle from the Skrewt siege. And that they do, when they decide to offer up a sacrifice- a... toady sacrifice...
704* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page
705
706''[[http://www.mugglenet.com/2013/11/so-you-want-to-be-a-death-eater/ So You Want to Be a Death Eater..]]'' by Anonymous
707* Recommended by: feral, @/{{Robinton}}
708* ''Status'': Complete
709* Synopsis: Your guide to everything evil!
710* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
711[=[[reviews:SoYouWantToBeADeathEater]]=]
712
713''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5761151/1/ Sphere Of Influence]]'' by Bobmin
714* Recommended by: Milarqui, @/{{Robinton}}
715* ''Status'': Complete
716* Synopsis: Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the mysteries behind the department. Watch as the Unspeakables struggle to recover control of their own workplace and face the consequences of Harry's actions.
717* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
718* Comments: This story is told through intra-department memos between the Boss, the heads of Research and Security, and a few others. The characters make constant reference to [[NoodleIncident Noodle Incidents]] from the department's past, comments about the present and side bets that make this entire one-shot a magnificent thing to read in a boring afternoon.
719* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
720[=[[reviews:SphereOfInfluence]]=]
721
722''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6894757 THERMOS!, or, How a Muggle-Born Brought a New Age of Spell-Making to Hogwarts (Entirely by Accident)]]'' by susieboo
723* Recommended by: @/AdelePotter, Dame-Amaryllis, {{@/Robinton}}
724* ''Status'': Complete
725* Synopsis: Muggle-born witch Phoebe [=McDevitt=] just wanted her tea to stay warm during class. She didn't expect to accidentally start a spell-making craze among her classmates.
726* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral and FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack pages.
727* Tags: MugglesDoItBetter, Humor, AmbitionIsEvil (aversion), AchievementsInIgnorance
728[=[[reviews:ThermosOrHowAMuggleBornBroughtANewAgeOfSpellMakingToHogwartsEntirelyByAccident]]=]
729
730''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3142958/1/ Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire]]'' by Drakensis
731* Recommended by: @/LooneyToons, @/{{Sheaman3773}}, force42, feral, @/{{Robinton}}
732* ''Status'': Complete
733* Synopsis: In Harry Potter's seventh year, Minerva [=McGonagall=] stumbles across a strange ceremony on the roof of Hogwarts that employs the Goblet of Fire.
734* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
735* Comments: One of the occasionally infuriating things about the ''Harry Potter'' books is that there are ''so'' many canon loopholes through which a sufficiently clever witch or wizard might have managed to defeat Voldemort long before he returned as a credible threat. This clever and amusing short lays out one such way, supported completely by canon, that Voldemort might have easily been neutralized.
736** Seconded by @/{{Bulbaquil}} -- such a ''simple'' thing, too.
737** Shay Guy: Amusing, if trivially easy to think of reasons for it ''not'' working. Like, say, Voldemort no longer being a student.
738** Or there being no proof that the Goblet of Fire do that in particular to him.
739* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
740[=[[reviews:TomRiddleAndTheGobletOfFire]]=]
741
742''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1115373 Unsealed]]'' by esama
743* Recommended by: Dame-Amaryllis, {{@/Robinton}}
744* ''Status'': Complete
745* Synopsis: After fifty years, the trial records of a special prisoner are unsealed and the details and motives of the most well known magical murder are revealed.
746* Tags: AlternateUniverseFic, TimeTravel
747[=[[reviews:Unsealed]]=]
748
749''[[http://ink-splotch.tumblr.com/post/106737310659/what-if-when-petunia-dursley-found-a-little-boy Untitled]]'' by ink-splotch
750* Recommended by: KomodoClassic, @/{{Kazeto}}, @/{{Robinton}}
751* ''Status'': Complete
752* Synopsis: What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?
753* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterForWantOfANail page.
754* Comments: A heartbreaking oneshot about what could have been, had Petunia looked at her nephew and seen a person, one worth raising like her own son.
755* Tags: For want of a nail
756[=[[reviews:InkSplotchUntitled]]=]
757
758''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1115311 Wait, What?]]'' by esama
759* Recommended by: [=CathalPicard=], feral, Dame-Amaryllis
760* ''Status'': Complete
761* Synopsis: Dumbledore explains to Lily why it is vital that Harry and his twin brother be seperated.
762* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
763* Tags: For want of a nail, Parody
764[=[[reviews:WaitWhat]]=]
765
766''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4396574/1/ The Wendell That Wasn't]]'' by opalish
767* Recommended by: greeneyesrock, force42, Fenro, bhadratheboss
768* ''Status'': Complete
769* Synopsis: After Snape dies, his ghost is sent back to haunt the Potter family. The true story of how the Potter children got their names.
770* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
771* Comments: Absolutely hilarious. Complete crack, done extremely well.
772** bhadratheboss: Really well done and funny. :D
773* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
774[=[[reviews:TheWendellThatWasnt]]=]
775
776''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7813445/1/ A Werewolf Conspiracy Theory]]'' by Mossy Stone
777* Recommended by: Newt
778* ''Status'': Complete
779* Synopsis: James thinks there's a werewolf at Hogwarts. Sirius and Peter aren't too sure.
780* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
781* Tags: CrackFic, Humor
782[=[[reviews:AWerewolfConspiracyTheory]]=]
783
784''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1245134/1/ Winter's Debt]]'' by La Guera.
785* Recommended by: Eoppen, Powerupz77
786* ''Status'': Complete
787* Synopsis: Draco Malfoy tells the story of the little sister he found he had, and ''why'' she had to be hidden from the world. Thorough oneshot that covers her first appearance all the way to the end of the war and her life.
788* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
789* Comments: Warning: This one is serious TearJerker material. If you don't start crying at some point in the story, you have no soul. Beautifully evocative and powerful, the ending is well written and unexpected.
790* Tags: TearJerker
791[=[[reviews:WintersDebt]]=]
792
793''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2549377/1/ The Witching Hour]]'' by Laiqualaurelote
794* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
795* ''Status'': Complete
796* Synopsis: Midnight, and none of the Order sleeps. Angst, humour, romance... the house at Grimmauld Place has it all.
797* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
798[=[[reviews:TheWitchingHour]]=]
799
800''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1120278/1/ A Wizard of Her Own]]'' by [=ChelleyBean=]
801* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}, @/BaronPraxis
802* ''Status'': Complete
803* Synopsis: When Harry met Hedwig.
804* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
805[=[[reviews:AWizardOfHerOwn]]=]
806
807''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5300233/1/ Wrong For Him]]'' by [=TanukiRaccoon=]
808* Recommended by: feral, @/BaronPraxis
809* ''Status'': Complete
810* Synopsis: SlashFic Parody. Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky?
811* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterHumorCrack page.
812* Tags: CrackFic, Humor, Parody
813[=[[reviews:WrongForHim]]=]
814
815''[[https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=34397 Yes, Minister]]'' by Taure
816* Recommended by: @/RabidCookie, Mazz, Fenro
817* ''Status'': Complete
818* Synopsis: A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...
819* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
820* Comments: Possibly my favorite HP fanfic ever. just read it and watch out for the ending. its a doozy...
821** @/SladeJT: Seconded. Completely baffled at [[spoiler: the new Prime Minister's name not ringing any bells]], but then again...
822[=[[reviews:YesMinister]]=]
823
824''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3855254/1/ Yesterday's Orphan]]'' by [=PhantomTF=]
825* Recommended by: Puidwen
826* ''Status'': Complete
827* Synopsis: Her granddaughter will never attend Hogwarts. Over her dead body.
828* Notes: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
829[=[[reviews:YesterdaysOrphan]]=]
830
831'''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11639574/1/Sorting-Sideways Sorting Sideways]]'' by Biskoff
832* Recommended by: silentstranger
833* ''Status'': Complete
834* Synopsis: For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
835* Comments: A very interesting take on the usual "character gets sorted into a different House" cliche, but isn't written according to the author's preference of one House over another.
836
837[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4268134/1/A-Mother-s-Love A Mother's Love]] by Officer Hardass
838* Recommended by ladyofthelibrary
839* Status: Complete.
840* Synopsis: Growing up with 5 older brothers and 1 younger sister isn't easy. And raising 7 kids isn't any easier. But for Ron's sake, Molly's determined to make it work.
841
842''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4356667/1/Wish-Carefully Wish Carefully]]'' by Ten Toes
843* Recommended by:Eyikl, @/{{Seanette}}
844* ''Status'': Complete
845* ''Synopsis'': one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
846
847''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/19978534 The Wizarding Hours (with validation and hot chocolate)]]'' by ''[=AlyssiaInWonderland=]''
848* Recommended by: Tropers/{{fruitstripegum}}
849* ''Status'': Complete
850* ''Synopsis'': Harry has a nightmare, makes hot chocolate, and is validated by Draco Malfoy (of all people).
851* ''Tags'': One-shot
852* Comments: Also recommended on the FanficRecs/HarryPotterGeneral page.
853
854''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5651585/1/Wizards-are-stupid Wizards are Stupid]]'' by Lineape
855* Recommended by:Eyikl
856* ''Synopsis'': An look at various situations and the things that could have happened if the wizarding world had more logic and less plot armor.
857
858''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25323439 A Plan of Deepest Subtlety and Cunning]]'' by ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lomonaaeren/pseuds/Lomonaaeren Lomonaaeren]]''
859* Recommended by: Lyra_Dhani
860* ''Synopsis'': When Harry Potter is Sorted into Slytherin and yet maintains his friendship with Ron Weasley, Draco and the other first-year Slytherins become aware that Potter must have a plan under that mop of hair. One so deep and subtle that the adults can’t fathom it. But they can, and they shall follow Potter into victory, because someday he’ll reveal that plan to them.
861
862''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13948437 Mothering Sunday]]'' by blaiddseren
863* Recommended by: Phoenix-21
864* Synopsis: Mothering Sunday 1996 and Molly tries to focus on what she does have, rather than the upcoming war and Percy’s lack of contact.
865
866''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4067316/1/Just-a-Boggart Just a Boggart]]'' by trinsy
867* Recommened by: Phoenix-21
868* Synopsis: What was going through Sirius’s mind during “The Woes of Mrs Weasley”? A missing moment from [=OotP=].
869* Tags: Angst, Missing Scene,
870[=[[reviews:JustABoggart]]=]
871
872''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12391806 where there's a will]]'' by aloneintherain
873* Recommended by: Lyra_Dhani
874* Synopsis: Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.
875* Tags: Hurt/Comfort, teenagers dealing with the possibility of their own deaths
876[=[[reviews:where there's a will]]=]
877
878''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7587845/1/White-Lies-And-Other-Misdemeanors White Lies And Other Misdemeanors]]'' by Lady Azar de Tameran
879* Recommended by: Lyra_Dhani
880* Synopsis: "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
881* Comment: According to the author: A sixth-year story of what should've happened but didn't. (I agree with them)
882[=[[reviews:where there's a will]]=]

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