Line #37 Fanfic/XtremlyScray


1	''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11404002/1/Xtremly-Scray-A-My-Immortal-Parody Xtrmely Scray]]'' is a ParodyFic of the infamous ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' - [[RecursiveFanFiction a fanfic of a fanfic]], written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway, through the persona of a [[{{Goth}} goffic]] girl, Storm Wolfsbane.
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3	It's set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn.
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5	Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot consists of a series of snippets from the life of one little girl and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic ''Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure''. The parody has as all the goffic music, canon screwing, canon character renaming, straight and gay sex, rape, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [[AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original (and it was black).
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7	A sequel started in August 2016, entitled ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12070505/1/Xtremly-Scray-2-Revenge-of-the-Sues Xtremly Scray 2: Revenge of the Sues]]'', introduces Sunset Cynthiella Leighanna Snowflake Tomoko Hermione Charity Grace Mercy Johnnina Indigo Thor Sapphire Libra Tylerelle Williamella Deaninine Jacka Mindy Irene Sarah Hayden Peony Anesthesia Snowflake Moonstone, a Sue to rival Hot Topic.
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9	!!"Xtremly Scray" contains examples of:
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11	* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: All the true goffic girls do. Presumably in the Storm universe explains the DracoInLeatherPants.
12	* AlphaBitch: Apparently Cecilia, although she'd like to differ.
13	* AnachronismStew: Played straight with much of the Fifties: Bloody Cliche Rose 6666 is a "goffic" band, which wasn't even remotely a style in the mid-Fifties, and none of the outfits worn by them would have existed either, but most of the "preppy" things are somewhat accurate: Music/BillHaleyAndHisComets of "Rock Around the Clock" fame would have been active around the time, and the preppy Fifties movies that Voldemort liked (''Film/AnAmericanInParis'' and ''Literature/EastOfEden'') both existed at any year given that Hot Topic goes to.
14	* AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: Oh, all the time. Often do boys having sex with Hot Topic not get erections until after they've started screwing her.
15	* AndStarring: Hot Topic gets an "Introducting" credit at the end.
16	* AntiHero: Hot Topic.
17	* ArcNumber: "1111111111111111111111111111111111111111" appears every time Hot Topic feels a strong emotion.
18	* AtrociousAlias: As Amber points out in an Author's note, some of the Goffics have slightly unimposing names, notably Pluto Potter, who as Amber points out that even when his name is the God of the Roman Underworld it's hard to take a guy seriously when he shares a name with [[WesternAnimation/PlutoThePup Mickey Mouse's Dog,]] along with the Atrocious Misspellings [[Creator/{{Plato}} Pl]][[Film/RebelWithoutACause ato]], and [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Plinko.]]
19	* AuthorAppeal: In-Universe-In-Universe, Hot Topic loves much of the bands and clothing that Storm does.
20	%%* AuthorAvatar: Hot Topic is one to Storm.
21	* AwesomeMcCoolName: Amber admits names like Storm Wolfsbane and Vespa Painflower rule.
22	%%* BackFromTheDead: As with Willow before her, Daisy.
23	* BerserkButton: Don't call Hot Topic by her given name, Trixie Brittany Lindsey Prepzi.
24	* BlackCloak: Dumblydore's [[Fanfic/MyImmortal immortal]] Music/AvrilLavigne robe is back.
25	* BigNo: Used often, such as by Seleno when [[spoiler: Hot Topic accidentally kills his sister Ginny/Pentagram.]]
26	* BringMyRedJacket: [[spoiler: Hot Topic is wearing an uncharacteristic red dress with red lace when she jumps in front of the "ballet" and is sent to limbo.]]
27	* ButtMonkey: Cecilia the Prep and Hunter the Poser. [[spoiler: This leads them to lead a revolt against the goffics.]]
28	%%* CloseOnTitle
29	* ColourCodedForYourConvenience: The goffs are black, and preps are every other color.
30	%%* ContentWarnings: The title is one.
31	* CoolCar: Loopin's black racecar.
32	%%* CostumePorn: An entire chapter is dedicated to this. Others would be a single paragraph long without it.
33	* CountryMatters: ''[[Film/NoCountryForOldMen No Cuntry 4 Old Men]]'' is a movie in Taraland.
34	%%* CreditsGag: The whole credits.
35	* CreepyCrossdresser: At points the entire cast puts on identical outfits, often a black or red corset dress.
36	* CrossOver: The pointless cameos that play in Bloody Cliche Rose 6,666 and fight in the great Goffs vs. Preps war, ranging from Film/{{Iron Man\|Films}} (who has a goffic black Iron Man suit with MCR lyrics on it) to [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa the Snow Queen]], with the only one actually affecting the plot being [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Philip J. Fry]], with his cryogenics chamber that can go forward and back in time.
37	* {{Crunchtastic}}: "Sexily" and "goffically" are again used.
38	* DarkAndTroubledPast: Literally everyone, even the freaking Sorting Hat ("We call the Sorting Hat Hades now. His parents did when he was 3 and his fawster parrots were pedofiles becauz they worked in amerikan skools. He stil has nigtmares (geddit, like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas the Nigtmare b4 XMAS]]) about IT.").
39	* DarkIsNotEvil: Thanx 2 das goffics 4 da good reviws!
40	* DarknessVonGothickname: Hot Topic ... BloodRose.
41	* ADayInTheLimelight: As in the original, Draco and [[SecondPersonNarration YOU]] take over narration for a while.
42	* DeathByNewberyMedal: Lampshaded when the Goffs read a bunch of Newbery Medal winners when they read depressing books while slitting their wrists.
43	%%* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: What do you expect?
44	* DisproportionateRetribution: Just saying hello to Hot Topic gets Cecilia's blood sucked by her.
45	%%* [[invoked]] DoNotDoThisCoolThing: Screwing on the Pavement.
46	* DontExplainTheJoke: Every single pun (and many non-puns) are followed by "geddit?"
47	* DontLikeDontRead: Averted - Amber asks people to flame.
48	* DontTryThisAtHome: Screwing on the pavement. It was performed by professionals in the fic.
49	%%* [[invoked]] DracoInLeatherPants: Draco, of course.
50	%%* DramaticEllipsis: Down to mostly a single set, but still present.
51	* DrivenToSuicide: Well, as part of the entrance requirements for being goffic, everyone attempts this, and many such as Hot Topic and Draco succeed but are brought back to life by [[ThePowerOfRock MCR's music]].
52	%%* DudeMagnet: Hot Topic.
53	%%* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Hot Topic.
54	* EleventhHourRanger: [[spoiler: EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY!111]]
55	* EmoTeen: Hot Topic, Daisy, Draco, Pluto, Vespa, Seleno and the gang, as well as all the members of Bloody Cliche Rose 6,666 in the Fifties.
56	* EpicFail: Hot Topic being called Storm, many of the 666's being replaced by 66's or 6666's, the list goes on...
57	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: In the second sentence of Pluto Potter's introduction, he begins making out with Hot Topic. This is the first of many times.
58	* EveryoneIsBi: Confirmed with the boys (at least the goffic ones), implied with the girls.
59	%%* [[invoked]] EvilIsCool: Storm's mantra.
60	* ExcessiveEvilEyeShadow: All the scary black eyeshadow the girls (and some of the boys) wear all the time.
61	* {{Expy}}: In addition to the ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' expies, Billy and Mae are spoofs of Dave and Marie of ''Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen'' as well as Uncle Larry/Barry.
62	** The sequel also has Sarannah, Irenetta, and Haydeline to Abigaile, Tyffanie, and Rochelle, and Hannah, Caitlin, Jasmine and Ivy to Bella, Jessica, Angela, and Lauren.
63	* FaceHeelTurn: DaRing is forced to Face-Heel Turn when she is hit with the preppy spell.
64	* FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo: [[spoiler: Brother and sister Billy and Mae posed (geddit, cause dere posrs) as husband and wife to adopt their abandoned niece. Once she was adopted, they mentioned they never bothered to hide this fact, but Hot Topic, who wanted nothing to do with them, never bothered to notice.]]
65	* [[invoked]] FanHater: Hot Topic hates everyone who even remotely likes Creator/HilaryDuff, as well as the movies she deems "preppy": ''Film/BringingUpBaby,'' ''Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix,'' ''Film/DieHard,'' ''Film/TopHat,'' ''Film/TheWayWeWere,'' ''Film/{{Cabaret}},'' ''Film/PaintYourWagon,'' ''Film/ErinBrockovich,'' ''Film/DuckSoup,'' ''Film/TheKarateKid,'' ''Film/AnAmericanInParis,'' ''Literature/EastOfEden,'' and ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen.''
66	* {{Flanderization}}: Hagrid is down to his one joke on his love of goffic versions of Music/FiftyCent.
67	* TheFifties: Hot Topic and Pluto go back to these to stop Voldemort (who [[Franchise/HarryPotter canonically]] went to Hogwarts in TheForties) from becoming evil. Despite this almost every character seems to think it's the present, wears modern goffic clothes, and discusses modern bands and plays goffic music.
68	* ForcedIntoEvil: The Preppy spell causes who ever is hit by it to turn into a prep, which we all know are evil.
69	%%* FormerTeenRebel: Billy and Mae Poseran.
70	* FreudianExcuse: Hot Topic's dark childhood, being forced under the "stars" (stairs) and being "beeten" and having foster Uncle Barry "rap" her. [[spoiler: Subverted in that late in the fic we find that Hot Topic had been literal about this - she slept outside, was forced to eat beets, and listen to amateur rapper Barry's sickening rhymes.]]
71	%%* FreudianSlip: "Good luck [[OutOfCharacter Storm]]!"
72	* FunetikAksent: "The" is replaced by "da" or "das" half the time.
73	* GenderBlenderName: Occasionally Seleno is called Selene.
74	* GladToBeAliveSex: When Draco is brought back to life, he and Hot Topic screw... again.
75	* GoMadFromTheRevelation: Hot Topic briefly loses hope when [[spoiler: she finds out she's a mudblood and gets turned into a prep.]]
76	* GoSeduceMyArchnemesis: Although it's mentioned that screwing Voldemort is not a necessity, but Hot Topic will anyway.
77	* GratuitousFrench and GratuitousSpanish: In the same sentence! "Fangs to les goffiques for los buenos revues."
78	%%* {{Guyliner}}: All the goffic boys wear it.
79	* GuyOnGuyIsHot: Storm believes this, as does Hot Topic. (Deconstructed an AN that says that while Storm's attracted to gay guys, they're not attracted to her.)
80	* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: The Preppy Spell and the Goffic Spell turn people back and forth between the factions. Notably Hot Topic uses the goffic spell to [[spoiler: get Hunter the Poser to sleep with her.]]
81	* HeelFaceTurn: The preppy Daphne is the first prep to turn goffic.
82	* HeroicSacrifice: Hot Topic believes she is making a great sacrifice when [[spoiler: she gives up her gofficness to make Draco goffic again.]]
83	%%* HollywoodSatanism
84	* HormoneAddledTeenager: By the end of the fic, Hot Topic has screwed every boy in the fic.
85	* {{Hypocrite}}: Among other things, Vespa claims to hate pink, yet she has pink streaks in her hair.
86	* IconicOutfit: Dumblydork is usually in his Avril Lavigne cloak.
87	* IHaveManyNames: Every single one of Hot Topic's frighteningly long list of middle names is spelled wrong at least once, and save Daisy and Dobby all the supporting characters have a set of misspellings seen too.
88	* IJustShotMarvinInTheFace: [[spoiler: When shooting a heavy goffic spell Hot Topic accidentally turns her wand into a gun and shoots Penty Slipknot. She dies instantly.]]
89	* IKEAErotica: Most of the sex. Storm invariably uses "thingie" and "you know what" to refer to genitalia.
90	* ImpossiblyCoolClothes: Hot Topic's crazy outfits from, where else, Hot Topic.
91	* InstantDeathBullet: [[spoiler: Penty Slipknot when Hot Topic's wand turns into a gun.]]
92	* InterruptedIntimacy: Averted - even when Vespa and Seleno come into their coffin room, or even when Dumblydore screams his immortal line at them, Hot Topic and Draco keep screwing for almost 2 entire chapters straight.
93	* InSeriesNickname: Hermione is now "Vespa Painflower", Harry Potter is "Pluto Potter", Ron Weasley is "Seleno (geddit, like Selene from das ''Film/{{Underworld\|2003}}'' movies) Slipknot", and so on.
94	* IntercourseWithYou: Pluto Potter sings about how much he loves having sex with Hot Topic.
95	* IntroductionByHookup: Draco and Pluto are both seen at least making out with Hot Topic on their introduction to her.
96	* ItsAllAboutMe: Sunset Moonstone, and to a lesser extent Angelica Snowbird in the sequel.
97	* LadyOfBlackMagic: Hot Topic, Daisy, Vespa, Penty Slipknot.
98	* LampshadeHanging: (Wait for it! Wait for it!) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!
99	%%* LightIsNotGood: Shjt up Preps!
100	* LittleBlackDress: Often with pictures goffic bands, ripped almost to shreds, pictures of Hot Topic being sexy/making out with a goffic boy, or [[RealLifeWritesThePlot Buffy/Daisy]] being murdered. Even the boys will wear these.
101	%%* LovableRogue: Draco.
102	* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: They almost never screw in a bed or even any sane place. Often do they screw in the middle of the Great Hall, on the Hogwarts Express, and on the pavement outside Hogwarts during a battle.
103	* MeaningfulName: All of Hot Topic's clothes are from Hot Topic, whaddaya know?
104	** Billy and Mae Poseran are posers.
105	** Cecilia Joy Pink is a happy pink wearing prep.
106	* MidBattleTeaBreak: Hot Topic, Pluto, and Draco all have sex in various combinations during the big battle. During which time their friends often get killed or turned into preps.
107	* TheMole: Angelica briefly is this to the preps, but Hot Topic and Sunset blow her cover. Sasha Orchid is a more permanent version.
108	%%* MoodSwinger: Hot Topic.
109	%%* MundaneMadeAwesome: Clothes, smoking.
110	%%* MuggleFosterParents: Billy and Mae Poseran.
111	%%* NiceGuysFinishLast: Hunter.
112	* TheNicknamer: Angelica briefly has a stint as this, stripping the goffs of their goffic names in favor of preppy names,
113	* NumberOfTheBeast: It's either 666, 66, 6666, or 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.
114	* OddNameOut: Of Hot Topic's many, "Demetria" is a legitimate girl's name, a variant of the Greek Goddess Demeter and the feminine of Dimitri/Demetrius.
115	* OfCorsetHurts: Two words. Corset. Underwear.
116	* OfCorsetsSexy: Many of the girls' (and the boys') outfits have corset material.
117	* OnceDoneNeverForgotten: Amber says she will never let Tara live down confusing [[Music/GreenDay Billie Joe Armstrong]] with Music/BillyJoel.
118	* OnlySaneMan: At points Cecilia, Hunter, Hillary Duff, and even Voldemort play this role.
119	* OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope: Most of the credits: "Lullaby of Broadway did not receive any consideration for the depiction of pot, coke, and crack usage."
120	%%* OurVampiresAreDifferent: They're also witches.
121	%%* OutOfCharacter: As to be expected, literally everyone.
122	* OverlyLongName: GOOD GOD (sorry, GOOD SATAN)! In an author's note in the sequel Amber even limits herself to three names a Sue.
123	* ParentalAbandonment: [[spoiler: At first, Hot Topic believes that her parents committed suicide when they saw Voldemort, but later finds out they simply abandoned her with her aunt and uncle.]]
124	* ParodySue: Hot Topic, Sunset Moonstone, Angelica Snowbird, Isla Infinity, Sasha Orchid, Eden Melody, Rayne Stormcloud, Delilah Firestarter, and Desdemona Craven.
125	* PissTakeRap: [[spoiler: Uncle Barry is a very bad rapper. Listening to him rap drove Hot Topic to become goffic, along with eating beets and stargazing.]]
126	* ThePowerOfRock: Many people killed during the Goffs vs. Preps war are revived by the music of Music/MyChemicalRomance. Of course they are.
127	* PreppyName: In the Tara Gilesbie sense of Prep, Cecilia Joy Pink more than fits the bill.
128	* PresentDayPast: TheFifties are treated as such.
129	%%* PurelyAestheticEra: See above.
130	* RapeAsBackstory: "Also Barry rapped me sometimez." [[spoiler: Subverted - Barry literally rapped her, but he's not a very good rapper, so it was torture to poor Trixie Prepzi.]]
131	* [[invoked]] RealLifeWritesThePlot: Storm's feud with Buffy causes Buffy's Daisy to temporarily die. The chapters where she is absent are filled with Buffy bashing and characters wearing anti-Buffy or anti-Daisy clothing.
132	* RedAndBlackAndEvilAllOver: The Goffs.
133	* RedemptionEqualsSex: [[spoiler: Hot Topic and Hunter screw when Hunter becomes goffic. His gofficness doesn't last.]]
134	%%* RedShirt: DaRing, or Georgia.
135	* RepetitiveName: Suethor of Sunset, Cindy Leigh Lee, and sister Mindy Leigh Lee.
136	* {{Retcon}}: Possibly [[spoiler: the fact that Billy and Mae, presented as husband and wife but never shown being intimate, are in fact brother and sister, Hot Topic being the daughter of their brother.]]
137	* RevengeOfTheSequel: ''Revenge of the Sues''.
138	%%* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Almost ''every word''.
139	* RunningGag: Dobby is watching many things now.
140	%%* ScreamingWoman: Luna, now Shelly (geddit, like Hell)
141	* SelfHarm: Again, wrist slitting (and silting) is everywhere. Unlike in the original people do occasionally die from this, only to be occasionally brought back to life by MCR or just UnexplainedRecovery.
142	* SexForSolace: When [[spoiler: Penty (Ginny) is turned preppy, Hot Topic comforts her brother Seleno (Ron) by screwing him. This made everyone else crap because they looked so sexy.]]
143	* ShoutOut: "[[Music/TheRollingStonesBand I see a red door and I want to pant it black!]]"
144	%%* {{Sidekick}}: Daisy to Hot Topic.
145	* SlapSlapKiss: Draco and Pluto go from arguing over who gets to sleep with Hot Topic to screwing each other in a matter of seconds.
146	%%* SoBeautifulItsACurse: Hot Topic's mantra.
147	* StartOfDarkness: It's implied Hot Topic's bullying drove Cecilia Joy Pink to take over Hogwarts with the Preps.
148	* StealthInsult: Buffy u [[CountryMatters cuntinue]] to suck!
149	* StrawMisogynist: In the sequel, apparently Percy, [[InformedAttribute although we never see him do anything sexist, in fact in most scenes where we see him he's minding his own business.]]
150	* TakeThat: ''Film/DaysOfWineAndRoses'' and ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'' are among the depressing movies, because they are quite depressing.
151	* ThereAreNoTherapists: In Stormland, the only way (geddit, way like Gerard?) to get over depression is to slit your wrists (or for the less daring, there is silting your wrists, putting mud on them.)
152	%%* ThreeWaySex: In Limbo!
153	* TrollFic: A more lighthearted example, with Amber giving a little note at the beginning of almost every chapter.
154	%%* TroubledButCute: Draco, Pluto.
155	* UnexplainedRecovery: Many people are brought back with ThePowerOfRock via MCR, but it's never explained how Daisy was brought back (see RealLifeWritesThePlot), which was before they had learned to harness the power of Gerard Way's sexoy ethnic voice.
156	* UnlimitedWardrobe: But every article of clothing is black. And It was black.
157	* VagueAge: So, if the members of Bloody Cliche Rose 6666 were teenagers in TheFifties, wouldn't they be in their late seventies/early eighties now? At no point are any of the adults' ages mentioned. Presumably at least the Muggle Billy and Mae would look their age if they were eighty.
158	%%* VampireWannabe: Again, Harry Potter.
159	* VerbalTic: Angelica does everything "perfectly", and Desdemona Craven is prone to doing things "smartly" or some synonym.
160	%%* VirginInAWhiteDress: Angelica invokes this to symbolize her [[PuritySue purity]].
161	%%* VoidBetweenTheWorlds: Hot Topic, Draco, and Harry have three way sex here.
162	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Uncle Barry never appears again after the first chapter.
163	%%* YaoiFangirl: Storm, to a frightening degree.

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