Line #43 FanFic/ThingsThatCantBeUnseen


1	''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4229066/1/Things_That_Cant_Be_Unseen Things That Can't Be Unseen]]'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1070423/sasami-takarai sasami-takarai]] is a ''Manga/DeathNote'' meta fanfic where the Death Note characters discover OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs and run a {{MST}} commentary on Fan Fiction.
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4	!! ''Things That Can't Be Unseen'' provides examples of:
5	* [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys All Boys Want Bad Boys]]:
6	-->'''L:''' Oh yes. My obsession with [[WifeHusbandry teenage boys]] is only eclipsed by my lust for [[SerialKiller serial killers]].
7	* AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: L would like to make a very important service announcement -- cake is not lube and that is just blasphemy against good cake.
8	* BlackComedyRape: In the Ryuk/Light fic Ryuk molests Light in his sleep.
9	* BrainBleach: The cast would like some to unsee what has been read--[[TitleDrop it's right there in the title.]]
10	* CovertPervert: [[spoiler: Watari]]
11	* CrackFic
12	* DatingCatwoman: Kira and L are disturbed by how often they're paired together.
13	* DomesticAbuse: Matt has lost count of how many fics have had him be beaten and chained to the radiator courtesy of Mello.
14	* DumbBlonde: Misa and Mello share a blonde moment.
15	* EvenEvilHasStandards:
16	-->'''Mello:''' Wow, I have to admit, I'm impressed. Who knew all it would take to unnerve the almighty Kira was a couple of pages of poorly written smut?
17	* HypocriticalHumor: When Mello plans on making some "improvements" to the Sayu smut fics:
18	-->'''Near:''' Do NOT encourage this sickness and for the love of God, nobody give Mello a pen.
19	-->'''Misa:''' I have [[ArtifactOfDeath a book]] you can write in, Mello.
20	-->'''Mello:''' Nice try Amane, [[SophisticatedAsHell I ain't stupid.]]
21	* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne:
22	-->'''Mello:''' What do you mean, in character? What kind of character am I then?
23	-->'''Near:''' Oh you know... A hermaphroditic, sexual sadist with a leather fetish.
24	-->'''Mello:''' HEY!! I take offense to that! I am not a hermaphrodite.
25	* InterspeciesRomance: Ryuk/Light and Rem/Misa
26	* MetaFiction: this story takes place in the Death note green room after the end of episode 37.
27	* MisterSeahorse:
28	-->'''Matt:''' Oh...oh this is...wow, I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Now how do people seem to think any if us could get pregnant? L, Light...me?! The only thing growing inside of me is the retaliation of a four bean burrito.
29	* {{MST}}
30	* MySisterIsOffLimits: Light is sickened to learn that there is smut written about his little sister.
31	* NoodleImplements: they find one fic where Matsuda has a threesome with Misa and Sayu in a wading pool full of baked beans.
32	* OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs: The entire premise of this fic.
33	* OnlySaneMan: Matt
34	* OutOfCharacter: Light and Near complain that they are victims of this.
35	* ParentalIncest:
36	-->'''Matt:''' Guys, I think I found the coup de grace. I give you...Light and his dad.
37	* PrecisionFStrike:
38	-->'''Light:''' Oh...oh f--k you internet. F--k you...
39	* ReallyGetsAround: Mello is paired with everyone... except Misa. ''As if!''
40	* RevengeFic: L believes the Ryuk/Light fic is one.
41	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: In the Ryuk/Light fic.
42	-->'''L:''' That has to be the [[RevengeFic best revenge]] someone could wish on you for [[spoiler: getting me killed.]]
43	-->'''Light:''' How do I know you didn't write it? This sounds like something that would come from your twisted mind.
44	-->'''L:''' Because Raito, I have a firm grasp of the English language and more than a passing knowledge of basic spelling. I think I'm losing I.Q. points just reading this. ''"Teh unly thing that tast better then apples was Yagami Raito thought Ryuk the Shinigami as he lowered his hed to the sleeping boy. "Delishus" he said as he likked the murduers lips. Raito moaned in his sleep. The blanket sliding down as Ryuk reached for the boy's exposed skin. He traced the length of the boy's..."''
45	* [[{{Rule34}} Rule 34]]: Again, the entire premise of this fic.
46	* [[{{Rule63}} Rule 63]]: Matt discovers a fic where L is a girl.
47	* ScrewThisImOutOfHere: Light, after discovering some of his less than perfect pairings.
48	* SickAndWrong: pretty much the reaction of the characters to their fanfics.
49	* AThreesomeIsHot: In one fic Matsuda gets a threesome with Misa and Sayu.
50	* TrollFic: The Ryuk/Light fic
51	* VomitDiscretionShot: Matt throws up in his mouth a little.
52	* WifeHusbandry: L complains about how frequently he's paired up with 15 year old children.

Context FanFic / ThingsThatCantBeUnseen