Line #16 FanFic/TheBetaThreat


1	''The Beta Threat'', and its sequel ''Red Alpha Rising'', are a pair of [[AffectionateParody affectionate parodies]] and [[TrollFic troll fics]] of the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: VideoGame/ModernWarfare'' franchise by "The ender of lives." These poorly-spelled action-packed stories chronicle the adventures of Special Agent Shampoo as he battles terrorists and Communist revolutionaries.
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3	The stories themselves are no longer online, but you can still listen to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR503GB4RgQ Dramatic Reading of the two]].
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6	!!These stories include examples of:
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8	* AffectionateParody: Ender of Lives must have either really hated ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' or loved it so much, he thought he could improve it.
9	* BackFromTheDead: [[spoiler:At the end of Red Alpha Rising, Reaperdeathkillergodninja returns from Heaven to help Shampoo defeat Osama husein muhamed abu ali mustafa farah aladin jafars]].
10	* BeyondTheImpossible: Shampoo can do a great many things impossible for most people, including riding a rocket like a skateboard
11	* BigNo: Frequent in FanFic/TheBetaThreat.
12	* CarFu: What Reaperdeathkillergodninja does with a humvee to save his friend.
13	* ClimacticBattleResurrection: [[spoiler:Reaperdeathkillergodninja, who reduces Osama husein muhamed abu ali mustafa farah aladin jafars to a charred skeleton via magical fire]].
14	* CoversAlwaysLie: The author's descriptions have decent spelling, good grammar, and the [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness occasional big word]].
15	* HostageSituation: The beginning of the fic.
16	* KatanasAreJustBetter: According to Ender of Lives [[PunnyName Shampoo]] and Reaperdeathkillergodninja wield katanas because they are [[WebOriginal/LOLCats Speshul Forsez Ninjas!!]]
17	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Shampoo was able to kill the terrorists, but was so distracted he unable to stop the nukes from going off and killing the hostages.
18	* NoNameGiven: Shampoo's boss or as he calls it Genrul.
19	* ThePowerOfFriendship: What both Shampoo and his partner use to defeat [[TerroristsWithoutACause terists]].
20	* ThePowerOfLove: [[spoiler: The main reason Reaperdeathkillergodninja comes back from Heaven is because, while his head exploded, he still had his heart, and remembered his friends, love, and family]].
21	* SavingTheWorld: To quote the first paragraph: "The world was in pease. But pease never forever. This is cuz terists want to brake pease becuz they ar evil. But heros sav pease and Peepull becuz they are good. This is story of Shampoo, who is hero of world and pease."
22	* RedShirt: Everyone except the main characters.
23	* RocketJump: Jump? That's for sissies. Shampoo FLIES on his rocket.
24	* SequelEscalation:
25	* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: Shampoo does this to slice a terrorist in half with a katana.
26	** Secrut agn man (who is so secret he don't have name) manages to throw his [[spoiler:''sunglasses'']] at someone and '''decapitates''' him.
27	* TrollFic
28	* WorstAid: Shampoo thinks the best way to help someone that has sustained bullet wounds to the head is to give them "medik bandades and CPR".

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