Line #30 FanFic/TenoVersesVayHeck


1	->''"one day the teno was chillin in his beach chair in his spaceship sippin a lemonade. he was usin frost cause mag is the bad guy from x men so he didnt want to use mag. and he was listenin to [[Music/{{Metallica}} metalica]] and playin air guitar on his fragger, on his back he had a braten [[ICallItVera called brat]][[FanFic/MyImmortal enoby dark'ness radiaton proc]] [[Franchise/StarWars skywalker]] and it has long ebony black hair with purple streaks (excep no it dosent cause its a gun duh) and had an icy blue muzzle like a limpid tear, a limpid tear of destruction and murder that shot bullets for killin grinners and robos and the flood from [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} halo]] that was in warfarme for some reason but not oculisks cause their op cheaters, remove oculisks!
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3	->he also had a pistl but who cares about that lol"''
4	-->--Opening to ''teno verses vay heck''
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6	''teno verses vay heck'' is a most likely [[StylisticSuck purposefully bad]] ''VideoGame/{{Warframe}}'' FanFiction by "drbackspace" about a Tenno [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin who fights Councillor Vay Hek.]]
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8	It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12944541/1/teno-verses-vay-heck here.]]
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12	!!''teno verses vay heck'' provides examples of:
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14	* AdaptationalBadass: Maroo is no slouch in canon, but in this fic, she [[spoiler:steals a rocket launcher from a Bombard and aims it straight at Vay Hek, disrupting his plan to catch an Oculyst.]]
15	* AuthorFilibuster: Not a long one, and it's about why drbackspace doesn't much like [[UnexpectedGameplayChange Grineer Sealab missions.]]
16	* AuthorTract: Parodied; drbackspace sarcastically mentions that Vay Heck sounds like "politicans i dont like, cause its classy to put polticks in warfarame fic".
17	* BigDamnHeroes: The Teno himself in chapter 1 to the Steel Meridian [[spoiler: along with John Prodman]], and [[spoiler: Ember and]] [[spoiler: Maroo in chapter 2]].
18	* ButtMonkey: The Teno's pistol, which he doesn't consider a very good weapon.
19	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: The narrator.
20	* ComplacentGamingSyndrome: In-universe, involving Frost's Snow Globe.
21	-->Teshin: "your frost... you only have one power anyone cares about..."
22	* LeetLingo: Frequent.
23	* {{Malaproper}}: Frequent. It's right there in the title.
24	* OnlySaneMan: Tyl Regor [[MadScientist of all people,]] by virtue of having all his sentences rendered with proper spelling and grammar.
25	* RealLifeWritesThePlot: drbackspace apparently hasn't yet defeated Tyl Regor, leading everyone (even his ally, Vay Hek) to call him a cheap boss.
26	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: To a ludicrous degree. Among other things, Steel Meridian is never spelled right, or the same way twice.
27	* ShoutOut: Buckets of them.
28	** The very first paragraph has Teno describing his Braton with some of the same descriptors as [[FanFic/MyImmortal Enoby Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way]] and seeming to think that Mag is [[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Magneto.]]
29	** The guy on the other end shouting "THE GRINNERS ARE KILLIN EVERYBODY!" is lifted [[FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge straight from another]] TrollFic.
30	** The Archwing is referred to as the [[Series/AllInTheFamily Arch Bunker.]]
31	** Vay Heck frequently fires [[VideoGame/PokemonVietnameseCrystal missle bombs]] at the Teno in Chapter 1.
32	** Misspellings include [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons stell moradins and still mordenkainens]] for Steel Meridian, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros mario]] for Maroo, [[Roleplay/RecordOfLodossWar lodoss]] and [[VideoGame/OgreBattle lodis]] for the Lotus, and possibly [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb perry the platypus]] for the Perrin Sequence.
33	Vay Heck at one point declares the Teno [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman * up his face.]]
34	** John Prodman is shown at one point watching a game of [[Series/FamilyFeud Family Feud.]]
35	** Chapter Two is spelled "CHAPPER TWOP" and Tyl Regor mentions that the Teno called his informant "Nathan from School", [[WebAnimation/WelcomeTo both from Welcome To Fanfiction.net.]]
36	* TrollFic: Pretty obviously. The ShoutOut to ''FanFic/MyImmortal in the opening paragraph, the amount of LampshadeHanging, and Tyl Regor being the only character to use proper spelling and grammar, are pretty obvious giveaways.
37	* TyopOnTheCover: Three of them!
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