Line #12 FanFic/MoonDaughter


1	->Artmeis eyes flashed. “FUCK THOU!” She yelled.
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3	-->-- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9552184/22/Moon-Daughter Moon Daughter, Chapter 22]]
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6	''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9552184/1/Moon-Daughter Moon Daughter]]'' is a SoBadItsGood ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' fanfic by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4953061/xxMoonlitexx xxMoonlitexx]], otherwise known simply as Hanna. The first chapter was posted on August 1st, 2013, and the 72nd and final chapter was posted on November 20, 2014.
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8	The author's summary: "Flavia a beautiful demigod was in love with Luke but now she discovers she is the only daughter of Artemis in Camp Half Blood! And she must go on a quest to find Artemis so she can be and hunteress, because she can't stay at Camp Half Blood any longer because she is bullied by Annbeth and the other deimgods and Chiron says the prophecy says she must leave before more people die!"
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10	The first half of the plot consists of Flavia fighting [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Kornos]] and dealing with a LoveDodecahedron, and the second half involves her attempt to complete the twelve labors of Hercules so she can become a goddess.
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12	It has been described by several reviewers as the ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' of the ''Percy Jackson'' fandom, and shares some similarities, including a hatred of "preps" and a tendency to over-describe clothing. A completed spork can be found here[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13132496/1/Moon-Daughter-A-Dramatic-Commenting]]; there is also a complete DramaticReading here [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6_0J-vWBjoFaAReqo2a4aDhIZxwScu8X]].
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14	On February 7, 2015 Hanna posted a sequel called "Moon Daughter 2: Rise of a Godess," found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11028315/1/Moon-Daughter-2-Rise-of-a-Godess here]]. Flavia returns to Camp Half Blood on her honeymoon, where she discovers a plot to [[BackFromTheDead open the Doors of Death]] and DePower the gods. After [[SuddenSequelDeathSyndrome tragedy strikes]], Flavia goes on a quest for the Golden Fleece, which can be used to restore the powers of the gods. However, things get weird when [[OnlySaneMan Frank]] [[CourtroomEpisode sues her]], leading to Flavia suffering a HeroicBSOD and using the Golden Fleece on herself. Unfortunately, this disrupts the Balance of the Universe, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Matt]], and threatens to bring about [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarock]].
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16	Hanna is also the author of the similarly bad Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse fanfic ''Fanfic/EvvaAgentOfShield''.
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19	!!''Moon Daughter'' contains examples of:
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23	* AdaptationalSexuality: Nico is canonically gay, yet in this fanfic he is straight in order for the author to pair him with Flavia. Though, to be fair, this story started slightly before ''House Of Hades'', and the revelation of his sexuality might very well be why he doesn't appear in later chapters.
24	* AlphaBitch: Annabeth is portrayed as this.
25	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "She saw....Mr. D. looking at child pr0n! ON CHIRON'S COMPUTER!"
26	* ArtisticLicenseBiology:
27	** Flavia apparently thinks you lose your virginity by kissing.
28	** Artemis is still a virgin after having Flavia, though this one is justified in canon - Athena had many virgin births, being, y'know, a goddess. Of course, those were predicated on her falling in love with her child's father (see Annabeth, who was conceived this way), while Artemis seems to be both asexual and aromantic...
29	** "I kicked him in teh cocanuts so he could never conceve."
30	** "With teh strangth of Arres an the wisdom of Artmeis I reached into his heart an took off his sternum an I hit him on teh head with the sternum an he was knocked inconsious."
31	* AuthorAvatar: Flavia.
32	* AuthorFilibuster: The author really, really hates "preps," "blondes," and "polusion". [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And coach purses]].
33	* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Bronies]] are all secretly members of the "Futtershy Mystry Brother Hood," an ancient religion dedicated to pacifism.
34	* BreakingTheFourthWall:
35	** "It was Sick and wrong and you should never do this,ever!"
36	** When Flavia finds the word of death, she can't say what it is because "its too powerful for you to know."
37	* ButtMonkey: Ivy and Frank. Alabaster also starts out as this, with random gods commenting on what a "miserbael loser" he is and refusing to give him any gifts.
38	* CelibateHero: Flavia alternates between claiming to be this and making out with guys because she doesn't care.
39	%%* ClusterFBomb
40	* CoolHorse: What "Cresent Stag" was probably intended to be.
41	* CourtroomEpisode: Chapter 57. [[ArtisticLicenseLaw Zeus (the judge) and Athena (the prosecuting lawyer) are both on the jury]], and [[spoiler:when Flavia is declared innocent, the prosecutor goes to jail instead.]]
42	* DeathIsCheap: Brittany, a mortal who bullies Flavia, is seen in Hades [[DisproportionateRetribution chained to a giant Coach purse as eternal punishment]]; a few chapters later, not only is she alive and well, but an Aphrodite camper. Also, Ivy is killed twice, but reforms instantly.
43	* DisproportionateRetribution: Brittany goes to the Fields of Punishment for bullying Flavia, but the "rappist" goes to Asphodel.
44	* DisSimile: Flavia is fond of these.
45	--> "The monsters pored over us like a wave at the beach exept with no surfers."
46	--> "My lips were like a rainbow of only red."
47	* DontExplainTheJoke: "Geddit?"
48	* DrivenToSuicide: Grover drinks "satyr poisen."
49	* DullSurprise: Flavia's reaction to being told that [[LukeIAmYourFather Kronos is her father?]] "Well fuck."
50	* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Flavia, Nico, Alabaster, Hades, Chiron, and Apollo are all described as this.
51	* EmoTeen: Flavia, Nico, and Alabaster. Also, for some ungodly reason, Chiron.
52	* EvilLawyerJoke: "Geddit cause all the lawyers were in the feild of Punishment but not Elsyum"
53	* ForcedTransformation: Annabeth gets turned into a "grape with no soul" for catching Mr. D. on a "child pr0n" site.
54	* FreudianSlip: In one of the author's notes, she tells the flamers "in ur feces." Also, Alabaster "shit magic" at Kronos's face. And the temple of Hera has "incest burners" on the altar.
55	* FriendToAllLivingThings: Jason, as a follower of Fluttershy, is required to be "a friend to all things that live." He suffers a HeroicBSOD when he kills the [[FeatheredFiend Steel Porcupine Birds]], but then realizes that [[InsaneTrollLogic when he killed them, they became dead and thus no longer qualify as living beings, "so Fluttershy is no friend of theres."]]
56	* GratuitousJapanese: [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "KAWAAAAAIIIII! KAWAAAAIIIII!" Yelled a empusa in japanse.]]
57	* HormoneAddledTeenager: Flavia.
58	* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Aphrodite offers Flavia a spell that will kill Kronos, but Flavia refuses because Aphrodite is blonde and therefore a slut and untrustworthy.
59	* HumanSacrifice: Attempted ([[spoiler: and eventually realised]]) several times, by the ''[[WhatTheHellHero protagonists]]'', in spite of the fact that [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Hellenic religion]] strictly forbade human sacrifice (just take a look at what Zeus did to the people who tried it, like Lycaon).
60	* {{Hypocrite}}: Flavia calls every single female character in the story a slut, but she herself lusts after nearly every male character she meets.
61	* ICallItVera: Flavia names her dagger Agamemnon, her whip Telemachus, her bow "Draceenas Doom," and her axe Achilles ([[IncrediblyLamePun "geddit like i kill dese"]])
62	* IHaveYourWife: "Octavius sneered meanly, “If you do that then I will kill Hazel with a gun!” He opened a door in the temple and in the darkness torture chamber inside I could see that Hazel was tied to a chair with rope and chains, and a gun was pointing at her!"
63	* ILoveTheDead: [[OutOfCharacter Sally Jackson]]. [[spoiler: In the Epilogue, she "gets help" and becomes "totally normal."]]
64	* IceCreamKoan: Most of Artemis's dialogue consists of these.
65	* IncrediblyLamePun: "It was "knife" knowing u Kornos." right before Flavia murders him.
66	* IronicName: Flavia, who hates blondes, has a name meaning "blonde" in Latin.
67	* KickTheDog: "there was a empusa that I killed, it saw that I was part empusa and begged 4 mercy buT I slayed it anyway."
68	* LockedIntoStrangeness: Flavia gets a white streak in her hair from Brittany bullying her.
69	* LoveDodecahedron: Nico, Alabaster, and Hades all hit on Flavia; meanwhile, Flavia starts out claiming she was in love with Luke and won't date ever again, but then crushes on Chiron, flirts with Nico, moves on to Alabaster, dumps him, then goes back to Nico, claiming he's her one true love. And then she moves on to Percy. As of Chapter 48, she's back with Alabaster.
70	* LukeIAmYourFather: Kronos is Flavia's father...sort of. [[ThePowerOfHate Artemis's hatred for Kronos was so strong that it overflowed and Flavia was born.]] Since Artemis is the daughter of Zeus, the son of Kronos, Kronos is technically also Flavia's great-grandfather.
71	%%* MacGuffin: The Word of Death.
72	* {{Malaproper}}: Flavia "castigates" a minotaur. Also, she must "deduce" Cupid.
73	* MediumAwareness: Characters are sometimes described as "walking onto the screen," and at one point Flavia drives her motorcycle off "into the background."
74	* MundaneMadeAwesome: Flavia bribes the Amazons with the "ultamute weapon"...a Hot Topic gift card. She even does it in "bad ass slowmo."
75	* NeverTrustATitle:
76	** Chapter 57 is called "Death in the Courtroom." No one dies.
77	** Chapter 67 is called "Jason Dies". He doesn't.
78	* NoIndoorVoice: Flavia is constantly yelling, shouting, and screaming her dialogue.
79	* NotAlwaysEvil: In the beginning of the fic, Flavia believes monsters are "actually misunderstood" and doesn't kill them because of this. In a few chapters, though, she's forgotten about this and kills them left and right.
80	* OurVampiresAreDifferent: "Empusas" (empousae). When Flavia gets bitten by one, she gets vampire-like fangs and the ability to suck others' powers into herself through biting.
81	* OutOfCharacter: Everyone. Annabeth is a bullying "prep" who listens to [[Music/OneDirection 1D]], Percy smokes pot and cheats on Annabeth, Chiron is an Emo Teen, Mr. D is a pedophile, Kronos shops Hot Topic, and Jason is a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony.]]
82	%%* {{Patricide}}: Flavia does this to Kronos in Chapter 42.
83	* PerfectlyCromulentWord: Characters "snit", "snerk", "gleer," "shimber," and "run cashously." Also, a breeze is described as "swimping feltly."
84	* PurpleProse: Sometimes.
85	--> "The sun died a million deaths in red exposions."
86	--> "His sardonick orbs fixted on me."
87	* PreMortemOneLiner: "Perpare to die in hell, Kornos!"
88	* PrecisionFStrike:
89	** "You fucker, I hate you."
90	** "Go fuck yourself Kronos!"
91	** [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish "FUCK THOU."]]
92	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: One of the author's notes tries to defend this: "Im gonna spell it like I want ok, da spelling we use in dis contry was invented by da preps anyways!"
93	--> "I expulsed quietly."
94	--> "My heart bet turgidly."
95	* RunningGag: The DramaticReading voice actors turn xxMoonlitexx's repeated use of certain phrases into this.
96	--> "One simple word...DEATH"
97	--> [[AWizardDidIt Because Hecate.]]
98	* ShoutOut: In Chapter 42, Creator/{{Socrates}} is in charge of making sure Flavia's prisoners don't escape from [[PlatonicCave the dark cave she locked them in.]] This [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting may not be intentional.]]
99	* SoBeautifulItsACurse: Flavia claims her beauty is a curse from Artemis to [[InsaneTrollLogic keep her a virgin forever]].
100	* TakeThatCritics: "PS The monsters in this part reprisent u, flamers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
101	* TextualCelebrityResemblance: "[Hades] looked kind of like Johnny Depp super pale, but he had black hair in a ponytail and a little eyeliner but not too much cause he isn't gay."
102	* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "I weld the bolting of Zeus"]] I yelled."Bitch."
103	* {{Trollfic}}: Possibly, but it's hard to tell.
104	--> "Im not a troll, I don't even like homestuck ok?"
105	* UnexplainedRecovery: Flavia shoots "Octavius" and impales him with a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin steak]], but he shows up a few chapters later. His explanation?
106	-->"I was [[FakingTheDead pretending]], anyways I went to a hospital duh"
107	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse:
108	** Cresent Stag disappears a few chapters after he shows up. More glaringly, Nico disappears after Chapter 24 and is never mentioned again.
109	** Hailey, the author's alleged best friend and beta reader, abruptly stopped betaing. According to the author, she's either had the flu or is busy with a dentist appointment. [[EpilepticTrees Some of the reviews have speculated that she doesn't exist, or is one of the author's multiple personalities.]]
110	* WhatTheHellHero:
111	** Flavia kills Ivy for kissing Percy and later blows up a mall full of people...but it's okay because they're "preps."
112	** The cyber-bullying/love potion stunt Flavia pulls on Annabeth and Piper in Chapter 26.
113	** Basically anything Flavia does. Ever.
114	* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: In the final chapter (Chapter 72), Flavia reveals what happened to everyone. [[spoiler:Everyone is given a HappyEnding except for Annabeth.]]
115	* WritersCannotDoMath: "Albaster spoke teh most powerful 3 words in the world…. "I do"
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119	* ApocalypseMaiden: Flavia becomes this when she kills the Egyptian pantheon because, according to the Book of Amen Ra, "Whosumever kills the gods of Egypt an kick there asses in fare battle, thou must know thou has doomed the universe cause the ballance of Matt hathe been messed up...Thus spuck Amen Ra. The end." Unlike most versions of this trope, Flavia is perfectly fine with it, reasoning that if the world ends, she will rise from the ashes as the final, all-powerful goddess.
120	* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Flavia apparently has a gestation period of one day.
121	* BackFromTheDead: Octavius, Piper, and presumably all the other dead characters except Kronos, due to the opening of the Doors of Death.
122	* CreatorInJoke: "Note, the Squirrel will understand this joke if she reads it"
123	* DePower: This happens to all the Greek gods and goddesses except Flavia.
124	* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:Luke was manipulating Flavia the entire time. He pretended to be in love with her so when she became the final goddess she would make him immortal, after which he would trap her in "a cave or mummy box" and rule the world himself.]]
125	* GRatedSex: The author attempts this.
126	-->"We...did it! Also our hearts were [[PerfectlyCromulentWord tined]] with love but Im keepin this teen rated like "Pg 13" so thats all you will ever know about it"
127	* LivingLieDetector: Flavia gains this power when she becomes a goddess.
128	* MediumAwareness: "Its in LA, didnt u even read the books" Although this might be because [[AuthorAvatar Hanna identifies with Flavia to the point of forgetting if she is speaking as the author or character.]]
129	* NoEndorHolocaust: Flavia uses her "godful glow" to melt all the snow and ice in Antarctica, apparently with no effects to ocean levels.
130	* OneSteveLimit: Averted when the [[Myth/ClassicalMythology mythological Jason]] shows up to challenge Flavia for the Golden Fleece. Flavia promptly renames him Jason 2.
131	* {{Polyamory}}: Flavia and Alabaster have an open marriage.
132	* PrincessClassic: [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Madea]], Princess of the Golden Fleece Island, is describes as a "plastick bitch" with blond hair, blue eyes, and a "pfufly" pink dress.
133	* ShoutOut: "Cruxus," the "word of pain spell," sounds [[Franchise/HarryPotter familiar.]]
134	* SuddenSequelDeathSyndrome: Albaster gets this treatment.
135	* UnusualEuphemism: Osiris's...mummy stick.
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