Line #64 FanFic/HartShapedLove


1	->''" u put that way rigt now or i will kill u!"''
2	--> -- '''Jack Noir''', after revealing that Professor Snape was really just him in a mask.
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4	What could POSSIBLY be worse than ''FanFic/MyImmortal''? Meet HART SHAPED LOVE. a fanfiction-crossover story of epicly terrible proportions by [=XxXHinataDockingXxX=]. It stars Bella Swan of Twilight fame, as she walks with Edward into Hogwarts Castle.
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6	Shenanigans ensue, and nothing makes a lick of sense. From Edward dressing up like a mailman to distract Jack Noir, to Music/KatyPerry's inexplicable role as a villain, this story is INSANE. Dave Strider kills Karkat on top of Mount Doom, Rick Grimes kills Naruto, and Katy Perry is evil.
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8	Next to EVERYTHING is thrown into this story. In fact, let's make a list right now.
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10	* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
11	* Franchise/SuperMarioBros
12	* ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''
13	* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' (Moreso in the lesser known Part 2: PAINED HARTS)
14	* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
15	* Franchise/HarryPotter
16	* Music/KatyPerry
17	* ''ComicBook/TheWalkingDead''
18	* Franchise/KingdomHearts
19	* Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda
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21	...And it doesn't stop there. Everything from bad Sonic fancharacters, to a weeaboo Team Fortress 2 fan-teammember. After reading this, you will PRAY that it is the work of a troll. If you're really a sucker for punishment though, you can read Part 1 [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5809343/1/HART_SHAPED_LOVE Here]]. Part 2 was uploaded to an alt account, which was taken down. You can now find it [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10822104/1/HART-SHAPED-LOVE-Part-2-PAINED-HARTS Here]]. A dramatic reading can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYRgitUcrsIYLLsmHvcR6EaLgiviSpnIZ here]].
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24	!!Includes examples of:
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26	* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Bella falls in love with nearly every male character she meets. Even non-human ones, and except for Edward, not a single one of them acknowledges it.
27	* AssPull: Chaotix's Heartless-destroying laser in Part 1, and Edward's "Pure Heart" in Part 2.
28	* BigBad: Lord English, although he does less evil things than the GOOD GUYS.
29	* DidYouJustRomanceCthulu: Bella falls in love with TheDragon Jack Noir because his sword is covered in blood.
30	* DramaticReading: [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYRgitUcrsIYLLsmHvcR6EaLgiviSpnIZ Courtesy of Marionetta Susette and manwithoutabody]].
31	* DramaticUnmask: Professor Snape turns out to really be just Jack Noir in a mask.
32	* EliteMooks: Bowser and "Paranaplant". Apparently they're Katy Perry's best henchmen, which really doesn't say a whole lot for the rest of them.
33	* FantasticRacism: Subverted in that Bella doesn't care what SPECIES you are, but when the Demoman got killed, it was okay because he was black.
34	* GoldfishPoopGang: The "HARTLESS". They randomly pop up throughout the story to do NOTHING and get killed.
35	* GratuitousEnglish: In Part 1, the character descriptions are insanely detailed, and some of the words used are just... strange...
36	* GratuitousJapanese: From Ôsáka K'yôtô Beàtrix Narcyssa Sâkúra's name, to shouts of KONNICHIWA, to OROCHIMARU HAS SUMMONED THE HARTLESS!
37	* HandicappedBadass: Subverted. "Crippletroll" doesn't do ANYTHING except admit his love for Bella, and even then, he's pushed away.
38	* InNameOnly: Subverted. Karkat is horribly out of character, and his name is NEVER SPELLED CORRECTLY. Not even once. He's been called Katkat, Katkar, Karpart, Kitkat, Karkap, Kafkat, Katrak, Karkar, Katker, Karykat, and Kitkar, but NEVER Karkat.
39	* InvincibleVillain: Lord English is supposedly invincible in Homestuck canon, but here, he's about as powerful as mayonnaise.
40	%%* MindlinkMates: Terezi and Dave become this near the end of Part 2.
41	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Probably the reason the titular love is shaped like a deer.
42	* TheCameo: Frodo Baggins appears to give Dave, "Kitkat" and Terezi climbing gear, and then leaves without a word. Rick Grimes from ComicBook/TheWalkingDead showed up too, only to be killed by Jack a few minutes later.
43	%%* TheDragon: Jack Noir in Part 2.
44	* OutOfCharacter: Oh god. EVERYONE is out of character here. EVERYONE.
45	* VillainDecay: Katy Perry and Jack Noir. Katy Perry is built up in Part 1 to be the BigBad, but in Part 2, She sends two incompetent losers after Dave and Terezi, and gets killed by Bell literally a minute after she reveals herself. Jack Noir is reduced from a green-energy- blasting, sword-wielding maniac to a Franchise/ScoobyDoo-esque costume wearer towards the end.
46	** And in the sequel, Lord English (the BigBad of Homestuck) gets defeated in one hit.

Context FanFic / HartShapedLove