Line #8 DrinkingGame/ChickTracts


1	Get out the sacramental wine and take a sip from the blood of Christ any time when:
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3	* Someone laughs "HAW HAW!"
4	* God uses the Bible quote Matthew 25:41[[note]]"Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels!"[[/note]] when sending someone to Hell.
5	** Alternatively, God uses the Bible quote Matthew 25:21[[note]]"Well done, thou good and faithful servant... enter thou into the joy of thy lord."[[/note]] when sending someone to Heaven.
6	* ''Anyone'' (including captions) uses the Bible quote John 3:16[[note]]For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.[[/note]].
7	** Take two if the quote seems to have no connection to anything happening on panel.
8	* Someone manages to get saved while on the verge of death.
9	* The tract arrives at a particularly heinous moral.
10	* The tract treats magic like something working and absolutely real.
11	* A SingleTear is shed.
12	* A tract states that an entire Christian denomination or non-Christian religion is the invention of Satan himself.
13	* A source cited for Chick's claims turns out to be a book published by Chick Publications.
14	** Take a second sip if the book in question was actually written by Chick himself.
15	*** Similarly, take two sips if a character [[RecursiveCanon receives a Chick Tract]].
16	* A prospective convert has never heard of basic, well-known Christian doctrines such as Jesus dying for humanity's sins.
17	** Take a second sip if a person has never heard of Jesus at all.
18	** Take a third sip if the person only knows "Jesus Christ" as an expletive, and double it if the person is [[SpoiledBrat a child]].
19	** Down the rest of the drink if the new convert immediately recognizes and understands metaphorical phrases like "washed in the blood" and "filled with the holy spirit" despite having never heard of Christianity before.
20	* Chick ''completely'' [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable misemphasizes]] his '''dialog'''. (Optional, only use this rule if you're unafraid of alcohol poisoning.)
21	* The Tract accidentally contradicts its own message.
22	* God acts like a dick.
23	* A good person goes to hell because he hasn't "found Jesus".
24	** Take a second sip when the good person has been a more-or-less devout Christian and lived a life devoted to prayer and service to Christ...just never spoke the exact magic words.
25	* An utterly reprehensible person goes to heaven because he "found Jesus".
26	** Drink the rest of your drink if this and the one above it happen in the same tract.
27	* An ethnic stereotype appears. Take another drink for each stereotype appearing in a tract specifically targeted to said ethnic group. Down the whole bottle whenever a non-white character ''isn't'' a stereotype in any way. (You'll probably only drink [[DryCrusader as often as Chick wants you to]].)
28	* Gay men (and they're always men) seek to turn everyone else gay.
29	* Everytime a character ends up as AesopCollateralDamage, take a drink. If the way the character ended up as AesopCollateralDamage would result in them going to hell according to the laws of the Chickverse, take two.
30	* Whenever a non-Christian person [[BerserkButton completely overreacts]] to someone mentioning Jesus in their presence
31	* When [[BrokenAesop Chick breaks his Aesop]].
32	* When Chick quotes a Bible verse that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject matter.
33	* When someone being witnessed to says they'll think it over and decide later...and dies and goes to Hell that night.

Context DrinkingGame / ChickTracts