Line #2 DrinkingGame/CalvinAndHobbes


1	* Take a drink every time Hobbes pounces on Calvin.
2	** Take two sips every time Calvin manages to foil the pouncing, however temporarily.
3	* Take a drink every time Calvin throws a snowball or [[WaterGunsAndBalloons water balloon]] at Susie. Finish your drink if she kicks his ass for it.
4	* Take a drink every time Calvin imagines a situation through the eyes of one of his alter egos.
5	** Take two if [[KidsLoveDinosaurs it involves dinosaurs]].
6	* Take a drink every time Calvin's dad says that [[MiseryBuildsCharacter "_____ builds character."]] Take another if Calvin gets injured by doing so.
7	* Take a drink every time Calvin's dad [[LiesToChildren lies or embellishes something to Calvin]].
8	* Take a drink every time Calvin [[NightmareFetishist builds a gruesome-looking snowman]].
9	* Take a drink every time Calvin names a hill or gulch something gruesome.
10	* Take a drink every time the NoodleIncident is mentioned.
11	* Take a drink every time Calvin asks his dad to read "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie." Take two if his dad complains about it.
12	* Take a drink every time Calvin uses his cardboard box for something.
13	* Take a drink every time Ms. Wormwood gives her students an assignment that is [[ArtisticLicenseEducation way above a first-grader's level]].
14	* Take a drink every time Ms. Wormwood says, "[[CatchPhrase See me after class]]" to Calvin.
15	* Take a drink every time Calvin gets sent to the principal's office.
16	* Take a drink every time [[TheBully Moe]] bullies Calvin. Take two if he calls him "Twinkie." Finish your drink if he actually calls Calvin by his name.
17	* Take a drink every time Hobbes talks about "babes." Finish your drink if he uses the phrase "[[GratuitousSpanish muchas]] smooches." Down two if he ends up in the possession of an actual female.
18	* Take a drink every time Calvin tries to appease [[SantaClaus Santa]] around Christmas time.
19	* Take a drink every time Hobbes frames Calvin for something.
20	* Take a drink every time Calvin has a wagon/sled ride that is an allegory for his monologue. Take two if Hobbes quips about it at the end.
21	* Take a drink every time Calvin [[LittleProfessorDialog uses words that no real-life first grader knows]].
22	* Take a drink every time Hobbes does Calvin's homework. Finish your drink if it earns Calvin a bad grade.
23	* Take a drink every time Calvin [[HypocriticalHumor says something hypocritical.]] Take two if Hobbes [[DeadpanSnarker snarks about it]].
24	* Down the glass if [[SmartBall Calvin manages to do good at school]].
25	* Take a drink every time Calvin [[NeverMyFault denies having any responsibility for his actions.]]
26	* Finish your drink if Calvin and Susie have a civil conversation.
27	* Take a drink when Calvin [[YouAreFat calls Susie "fat."]]
28	* Take a drink every time Calvin's father complains about the quality of television. Take two if he turns off the TV in the middle of whatever Calvin is watching and throws him out of the house.
29	* Take a drink if Rosalyn comes to baby-sit.
30	** Finish your drink if it ends without Calvin getting in trouble.
31	* Finish your drink for every strip that focuses on a character other than Calvin or Hobbes.
32	* Take a drink every time Calvin complains about not living in a neighborhood with more kids.
33	* Take a drink if Calvin and Hobbes play a game they made up together. Two drinks if it's "Calvinball".
34	* Take a drink if Calvin or Susie expresses PuppyLove for the other. Two drinks whenever Susie seems to be crushing on ''[[InterspeciesRomance Hobbes]]'' (or vice versa).
35	* Take a drink every time Calvin [[HatesBaths doesn't want to take a bath]]. Two drinks if he [[BathsAreFun actually enjoys himself in the bath]].
36	* Take a drink whenever Calvin pretends his food is something gross.
37	* Take a drink whenever Calvin asserts that GirlsHaveCooties.
38	* Take a drink every time the [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight monsters who live under Calvin's bed]] appear.
39	* Take a drink for every HorribleCampingTrip.

Context DrinkingGame / CalvinAndHobbes