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1	[[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tobleronecandy.jpg]]
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3	[[VillainsOutShopping Yes, even we eat Toblerone.]]
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5	We love it because it's one of the hardest Christmas presents to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]] Besides, even we can't deny that they're DELICIOUS.
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7	You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea...)
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9	To say that we Darth Wiki {{Tropers}} don't like Toblerone is like saying that [[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser]] likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.
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11	In fact, it's our newest Wiki Song, The Toblerone Song. Sing with us:
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13	Verse 1\
14	To-ble-rone\
15	It's my favorite treat\
16	To-ble-rone\
17	It's an evil sweet\
18	To-ble-rone\
19	Makes me want to dance\
20	To-ble-rone\
21	And upload my rants\
22	Now, stop there.\
23	Like I really care.\
24	Make a wish.\
25	As you eat a bear.\
26	Hit a ball.\
27	As you hit us wrong,\
28	Sing us the,\
29	Toblerone Song.\
30	Whyyyy do we fight,\
31	When no one's right?\
32	Whyyyy do we run,\
33	If that's no fun?\
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36	Chorus (Sing 3 times)\
37	It's Darth Wiki, it's Darth Wiki,\
38	We always have to have a bitter day.\
39	It's Darth Wiki, ''oh'' Darth Wiki,\
40	Have Toblerone to spite another's way.\
41	It's Darth Wiki, ''yeah'' Darth Wiki,\
42	You know we hate to have a decent day,\
43	It's Darth Wiki, ''ugh,'' Darth Wiki,\
44	Use Toblerone to ruin Santa's way,\
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47	Rap Segment (Optional)\
48	Everybody knows Toblerone is the best\
49	There’s no other chocolate you can suggest\
50	You can eat it anywhere for a tasty treat\
51	You can spit it on your enemies in their defeat\
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53	Toblerone is where we stand\
54	Triangle sweetness in hand\
55	If you told me it was bad\
56	It would make me very mad\
57	Got grizzly in my teeth\
58	Chocolate goodness underneath\
59	And I’ll always bear it proudly like a door with a wreath, ‘cause–\
60	(Back to Chorus)\
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64	Toblerone, because villains won't settle for less.
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66	* The Toblerone song goes great with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01skyPMeeoc Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial]]
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