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To say that we Darth Wiki {{Tropers}} don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.

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To say that we Darth Wiki {{Tropers}} don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} [[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser]] likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.


We love it because it's one of the hardest Christmas presents to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]

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We love it because it's one of the hardest Christmas presents to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]
]] Besides, even we can't deny that they're DELICIOUS.

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Chocolate goodness underneath,\\

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Everybody knows Toblerone is the best\\
There’s no other chocolate you can suggest\\
You can eat it anywhere for a tasty treat\\
You can spit it on your enemies in their defeat\\

Toblerone is where we stand\\
Triangle sweetness in hand\\
If you told me it was bad\\
It would make me very mad\\
Got grizzly in my teeth\\
Chocolate goodness underneath\\
And I’ll always bear it proudly like a door with a wreath, ‘cause–\\
(Back to Chorus)\\


Makes me what to dance\\

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Makes me what want to dance\\


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It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" Darth Wiki,\\

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It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" ''ugh,'' Darth Wiki,\\


You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea.)

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea.idea...)


You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about.

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about.
about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea.)


You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. We THINK we know what we're talking about.

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about.


To say that we Darth Wiki People don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.

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To say that we Darth Wiki People {{Tropers}} don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.


We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]

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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies Christmas presents to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]


In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song, The Toblerone Song. Sing with us:

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In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song, The Toblerone Song. Sing with us:

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