| 1 | [[quoteright:320:[[FoodPorn https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Cookies.jpg]]]] |
| 2 | [[caption-width-right:320:Cookies. [[WebOriginal/LOLCats We has them]].]] |
| 3 | You. Yes, you. [[CompellingVoice You would like some cookies]]. [[EvilTastesGood Tasty, aren't they]]? |
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| 5 | Now that I have your attention, I was wondering if you would like to join [[AncientConspiracy our group]]. There are wonderful benefits such as the accessibility to [[ArtifactOfDoom artifacts]], [[TomeofEldritchLore tomes]], and [[TheLegionsOfHell armies]] to help you with any [[{{Revenge}} vengeance you might be craving]]. |
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| 7 | So you do want to [[DealWithTheDevil sign up]]? After all, [[EvilFeelsGood it feels good to be above others]]. We have [[TakeOverTheWorld big plans]] and [[MoreThanMindControl could really use your talents]]. Just remember not to betray us for we are quick to silence those in our way. |
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| 9 | And if all of that doesn't convince you, just remember: Only ''we'' [[PoisonAndCureGambit have the]] [[CarryingTheAntidote antidote to those cookies]]. |
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| 11 | [[spoiler:Oh. I think we might have misplaced it somewhere. Too bad.]] |
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| 13 | Listen, if you would rather go to that My Little Pony barf , you're only looking at death, join us...We also have [[WebOriginal/LOLCats Cheezburgers...]] |
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