Now that I have your attention, I was wondering if you would like to join our group. There are wonderful benefits such as the accessibility to artifacts, tomes, and armies to help you with any vengeance you might be craving.
So you do want to sign up? After all, it feels good to be above others. We have big plans and could really use your talents. Just remember not to betray us for we are quick to silence those in our way.
Oh. I think we might have misplaced it somewhere. Too bad.
Listen, if you would rather go to that My Little Pony barf , you're only looking at death, join us...We also have Cheezburgers...