Line #64 Characters/CelebrityDeathmatchSeasonOne


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3	[[folder:Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson]]
4	!!UsefulNotes/CharlesManson
5
6	* AxCrazy: He's nuts, though given [[SerialKiller he's based on]], it makes sense.
7	* ManBitesMan: He bites off a bit of Marilyn's shoulder in his fight.
8	* StrippedToTheBone: Marilyn Manson rips his skeleton through his mouth
9	* TheUnintelligible: He only makes roars and grunts in his appearance.
10	[[/folder]]
11
12	[[folder:Deathbowl '98]]
13	!!Kathie Lee Gifford
14	-->''"Thank you, I love you all! I love you Cody, I love you Cassidy. Mommy will be home soon."''
15
16	Tough-as-nails talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford.
17
18	* ActionMom: She addresses her kids in her introduction, and certainly manages to kick some ass.
19	* {{Revenge}}: She doesn't take the insults Stern said about her and her family very lightly.
20	* NoBodyLeftBehind: Howard Stern's farts turn her into a pile of mush.
21
22	!!Creator/HowardStern
23	-->''"I am the king of all media! As well as the king of poisonous butt fumes."''
24
25	Champion of morning radio, late-night television, books, movies, and the First Amendment.
26
27	* DirtyCoward: When the fight starts, he flees from Kathie Lee, who's charging towards him.
28	* {{Gasshole}}: He claims he has a sensitive colon, and his farts manage to blast Kathie Lee across the room one second, then melt her the next.
29	* {{Jerkass}}: Given that he's a shock jock, it's his job to be an asshole.
30	* TeenyWeenie: When Mills Lane states that he doesn't allow hitting below the belt, Kathie Lee mocks him saying she'd be lucky if she's find anything below his belt.
31
32	!!Creator/{{RuPaul}}
33	-->''"Speak for yourself, you silicone injected slut!"''
34
35	The beautiful, but bloodthirsty [=RuPaul=] apparently made a pass of Anderson's husband. Now she wants revenge.
36
37	* DragQueen: The most well-known and iconic in American media.
38	* EyeScream: Pamela jams one of [=RuPaul's=] stilettos through her eye.
39	* GroinAttack: Pamela tries to do this to her, but it fails, as she was wearing underwear made of steel.
40	-->"Steel-plated, honey."
41	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Her reaction to getting stabbed through the eye? Complaining about her makeup.
42	* SassyBlackWoman: She's pretty bold in her insults.
43
44	!!{{Music/Hanson}}
45	-->''"Mmm, bop!"''
46
47	The Prepubescent Predators: Isaac, Taylor, and Zachary.
48
49	* BigBrotherInstinct: Baby (Emma) discovers this out the hard way when Isaac and Taylor catch her trying to hit Zack with a chair.
50	* DeathOfAChild: Zack gets crushed along with his brothers.
51	* HalfTheWomanSheUsedToBe: Isaac and Taylor manage to split Baby Spice (Emma) in two.
52	* MiddleNameBasis: Issac and Taylor aren't addressed as Clark and Jordan, their birthnames respectfully
53	* {{Leitmotif}}: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE MMMBop]], of course, plays in their intro.
54	* TotalPartyKill: Both Hanson and the Spice Girls are killed by Marilyn Manson when he cuts loose the light rigging from the ceiling.
55
56	!!The Music/SpiceGirls
57	-->''"Spice up your life!"''
58	The Fearsome Fivesome from Great Britain: Scary Spice (Mel B), Baby Spice (Emma), Posh Spice (Victoria), Ginger Spice (Geri), and Sporty Spice (Music/MelanieC).
59
60	* CatchPhrase: The girls spout out their 90's esque "Spice up your life!" and "Girl power!"
61	* ChairmanoftheBrawl: Baby (Emma) attempts to use a chair on Zack.
62	* GrievousHarmWithABody: Scary (Mel B) uses Zack as a weapon in hopes of rescuing Baby (Emma) when his brothers try to tear her apart.
63	* GroinAttack: Posh (Victoria) seeks in this on Issac while trying to help Sporty (Melanie C).
64	* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Baby (Emma) gets torn in half by Isaac and Taylor, but actually manages to survive!
65	* {{Leitmotif}}: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfpXI5PKlw Spice Up Your Life]] plays in their introduction.
66	* MerchandiseDriven: In-Universe, the hosts bring up their "Annoyance Level" Not only do they have Annoying Merchandise, but there's also Annoying Hits, an Annoying Movie, and Annoying Books.
67	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: None of the girls are addressed by their birth names: Mel B, Emma, Victoria, Geri, and Melanie C respectfully.
68	* TotalPartyKill: Both Hanson and the Spice Girls are killed by Marilyn Manson when he cuts loose the light rigging from the ceiling. Subverted when it came to [[spoiler: Mel B (Scary)]] as she did show some signs of life. Of course, this could fall under [[YMMV/HomePage YMMV]].
69	* WouldHurtAChild: Zack's not taken lightly by Scary (Mel B) and Baby (Emma).
70	[[/folder]]
71
72	[[folder:Seinfeld's Last Stand]]
73
74	!!Monica Lewinsky
75	-->''"Thanks for the support everyone! And don't forget to buy my new book! And please feel free to visit my website!"''
76
77	A beret-wearing intern. The President's... Last Lady. [[DoubleEntendre An intern who gained a ''lot'' of experience under Bill Clinton while enjoying a wide variety of positions at the White House.]] The First Lady of Lust.
78	* BigBeautifulWoman: Hillary openly calls the famously curvy Lewinsky a "flabby slut" and refers to her having a "big, fat ass", but Bill Clinton and Marv Albert seem keen on her.
79	* EnemyMine: With Hillary when Bill asks Jones to grab his nuts.
80	* ProductPlacement: She plugs her book and website in her introduction.
81	* SignatureHeadgear: Her iconic beret. When Mils Lane tells her to remove the hat, she reveals it to have [[WeaponizedHeadgear blades like a shuriken]].
82	* TrueBlueFemininity: Wears a bright blue unitard that hugs her curves.
83
84	!!UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton
85	-->''"I'm hear tonight to deliver an uplifting and positive message: I'm gonna uplift this foot right here and positively kick Monica Lewinsky's big, fat ass!"''
86
87	The most powerful woman in the Free World. The President's First Lady.
88
89	* BerserkButton: She gets pissed if she thinks Bill's flirting with another woman.
90	* EnemyMine: With Monica when Bill asks Jones to grab his nuts.
91	* HartmanHips: She isn't as curvy as Monica but Hillary is drawn as very thin with very wide hips and thighs.
92
93	!!UsefulNotes/BillClinton
94
95	-->''"That little lady sizzles like spit on a grill!"''
96
97	* LovableSexManiac: His affairs with interns are given full spotlight in this episode.
98	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When he asks Jones to grab his nuts (as in, a bag of peanuts for a snack) Hillary and Monica take it the wrong way. Bill decides its best to make a hasty exit.
99
100	!!Creator/JimCarrey
101	-->'''I'm the man of the hour, the tower of power, too sweet to be sour!"''
102
103	A rubber-faced funny man.
104
105	* FightingClown: Being a comic, he acts spazzy to intimidate Mariah.
106	* YourHeadAsplode: After putting her in a headlock, Mariah sings a note so high, his head explodes.
107
108	!!Music/MariahCarey
109	-->''"Smokin'!"''
110
111	A gimpy-faced songbird.
112
113	* BorrowedCatchphrase: Exclaims [[Film/TheMask "Smokin'!"]] after Jim Carrey blows up.
114	* ClusterFBomb: Drops the first F-Bomb in the series
115	* GroinAttack: Delivers one to Jim so hard it squishes his body
116	* IncrediblyLongNote: She holds a high note for so long Jim's head explodes.
117	* {{Revenge}}: After Jim humiliated her with his talking butt cheeks routine at Comic Relief
118
119	!!Creator/TimAllen
120	-->''"I'd rather be a dumb ass than a baby!"''
121
122	The master of tools.
123
124	* BreastAttack: Gives Jerry a purple nurple.
125	* NonActionGuy: When he gets his tool belt away, he's actually totally wimpy.
126	* TheRival: To Jerry Seinfeld. He was hosting a comedy showcase when someone drugged his drinking water, causing him to screw up and get knocked out.
127
128	!!Creator/JerrySeinfeld
129	-->''"Why do they call them "fans"? These people don't cool me off."''
130
131	The master of Nothingness
132
133	* BreastAttack: Counters Tim's purple nurple with one of his own.
134	* ByTheHair: Pulls out a chunk of Allen's hair after being wedgied.
135	* NonActionGuy: None of the attacks he does are showstoppers, really.
136	* TheRival: To Tim Allen.
137	* {{Wedgie}}: Is on the receiving end of an atomic one by Tim Allen.
138
139	!! Creator/JasonAlexander, Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus, and [[{{Series/Seinfeld}} Michael Richards]]
140	-->''"Jerry says it's better to leave the party too early then too late."''
141
142	* EvilFormerFriend: Having your boss turn down a boatload of cash on your behalf can do that to a person...
143	* FourEyesZeroSoul: Jason Alexander wears glasses and is just as mean as the rest of them.
144	* BadassInANiceSuit: Julia wears one.
145	* HairTriggerTemper: Michael Richards has a hard time keeping his cool.
146	* TheKlutz: Richards tries to finish Jerry off with a pile on, but pulls a Kramer and falls off
147	* {{Revenge}}: After Seinfeld turned down $500,000 to work on an episode on their behalf.
148	* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Of ''course'', they're not upset about ''Seinfeld'' being canned! They're at Death Match to support their friend!
149	[[/folder]]
150
151	[[folder:Where is Stallone?]]
152	!! [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah Winfrey]]
153	The Undisputed Queen of Daytime TV. The Most Powerful Woman in Television. The Queen of Daytime Talk.
154	-->''"Today we'll be discussing a topic that's very close to my heart: Talk Show Wannabes and the women who kick their fat asses!"''
155
156	!! Rosie O'Donnell
157	The Fiery Upstart Who's Breathing Down Her Neck. The #1 Challenger to Oprah's Talk Show Supremacy.
158
159	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: King Ding candies. She tosses some into the crowd when she arrives to the ring. Oprah even waves some in front of her face before pulling it away, making Rosie ram her face into an unguarded ring post.
160
161	!! [[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]
162
163	!! [[{{Music/Oasis}} Liam Gallagher]]
164	The Two-Fisted Gallagher Brothers of the British Supergroup Oasis.
165	* TheAlcoholic: He complains about the bar in the break room. He and brother get drunk later on.
166	* CainAndAbel: The Abel to Noel's Cain.
167
168	!! [[{{Music/Oasis}} Noel Gallagher]]
169	The Two-Fisted Gallagher Brothers of the British Supergroup Oasis.
170
171	* CainAndAbel: The Cain to Liam's Abel
172
173	!! Creator/SylvesterStallone
174	The World's Two Biggest Action Heroes.
175	-->''"Yo, Adriane! I did it! Adriane, I'm the champ! Yo!"
176
177	!! Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger
178	The World's Two Biggest Action Heroes.
179	-->''"Come on, be serious! Do you really think Stallone would have the guts to face me in the ring?"''
180
181	* RoboticReveal: As a reference to the Terminator, a headbutt from Stallone damages his face and reveals his robotic exterior.

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