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    Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson 

Charles Manson

    Deathbowl ' 98 

Kathie Lee Gifford

"Thank you, I love you all! I love you Cody, I love you Cassidy. Mommy will be home soon."

Tough-as-nails talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford.

  • Action Mom: She addresses her kids in her introduction, and certainly manages to kick some ass.
  • Revenge: She doesn't take the insults Stern said about her and her family very lightly.
  • No Body Left Behind: Howard Stern's farts turn her into a pile of mush.

Howard Stern

"I am the king of all media! As well as the king of poisonous butt fumes."

Champion of morning radio, late-night television, books, movies, and the First Amendment.

  • Dirty Coward: When the fight starts, he flees from Kathie Lee, who's charging towards him.
  • Gasshole: He claims he has a sensitive colon, and his farts manage to blast Kathie Lee across the room one second, then melt her the next.
  • Jerkass: Given that he's a shock jock, it's his job to be an asshole.
  • Teeny Weenie: When Mills Lane states that he doesn't allow hitting below the belt, Kathie Lee mocks him saying she'd be lucky if she's find anything below his belt.

Ru Paul

"Speak for yourself, you silicone injected slut!"

The beautiful, but bloodthirsty Ru Paul apparently made a pass of Anderson's husband. Now she wants revenge.

  • Drag Queen: The most well-known and iconic in American media.
  • Eye Scream: Pamela jams one of Ru Paul's stilettos through her eye.
  • Groin Attack: Pamela tries to do this to her, but it fails, as she was wearing underwear made of steel.
    "Steel-plated, honey."
  • Major Injury Underreaction: Her reaction to getting stabbed through the eye? Complaining about her makeup.
  • Sassy Black Woman: She's pretty bold in her insults.


"Mmm, bop!"

The Prepubescent Predators: Isaac, Taylor, and Zachary.

  • Big Brother Instinct: Baby (Emma) discovers this out the hard way when Isaac and Taylor catches her trying to hit Zack with a chair.
  • Kill Them All: Both Hanson and the Spice Girls are killed by Marilyn Manson when he cuts loose the light rigging from the ceiling.
  • Infant Immortality: Averted, Zack gets crushed along with his brothers.
  • Middle Name Basis: Issac and Taylor aren't addressed as Clark and Jordan, their birthnames respectfully
  • Leitmotif: MMMBop, of course, plays in their intro.
  • Would Hit a Girl: Isaac and Taylor manage to split Baby Spice (Emma) in two.

The SpiceGirls

"Spice up your life!"
The Fearsome Fivesome from Great Britain: Scary Spice, Baby Spice, Posh Spice, Ginger Spice, and Sporty Spice.

  • Catchphrase: The girls spout out their 90's esque "Spice up your life!" and "Girl power!"
  • Chairwoman of the Brawl: Baby (Emma) attempts to use a chair on Zack.
  • Grievous Harm with a Body: Scary (Mel B) uses Zack as a weapon when his brothers try to tear Baby (Emma) apart.
  • Leitmotif: Spice Up Your Life plays in their introduction.
  • Merchandise-Driven: In-Universe, the hosts bring up their "Annoyance Level" Not only do they have Annoying Merchandise, but there's also Annoying Hits, an Annoying Movie, and Annoying Books.
  • Groin Attack: Posh (Victoria) seeks in this on Issac while trying to help Sporty (Melanie C).
  • Half the Man He Used to Be: Baby (Emma) gets torn in half by Isaac and Taylor, but actually manages to survive!
  • Kill Them All: Both Hanson and the Spice Girls are killed by Marilyn Manson when he cuts loose the light rigging from the ceiling.
  • Only Knownby Their Nickname: None of the girls are addressed by their birth names: Mel B, Emma, Victoria, Geri, and Melanie C respectfully.
  • Would Hurt a Child: Zack's not taken lightly by Scary (Mel B) and Baby (Emma).

    Seinfeld's Last Stand 

Monica Lewinsky

"Thanks for the support everyone! And don't forget to buy my new book! And please feel free to visit my website!"

A beret wearing intern. The President's... Last Lady. An intern who gained a ''lot'' of experience under Bill Clinton while enjoying a wide variety of positions at the White House. The First Lady of Lust.

  • Big Beautiful Woman: Hillary openly calls her a "flabby slut", but Bill Clinton and Marv Albert seem keen on her.
  • Nice Hat: Her iconic beret. When Mils Lane tells her to remove the hat, she reveals it to have blades like a shuriken.
  • Product Placement: She plugs her book and website in her introduction.

Hillary Clinton

"I'm hear tonight to deliver an uplifting and positive message: I'm gonna uplift this foot right here and positively kick Monica Lewinsky's big, fat ass!"

The most powerful woman in the Free World. The President's First Lady.

  • Berserk Button: She gets pissed if she thinks Bill's flirting with another woman.

Bill Clinton

"That little lady sizzles like spit on a grill!"

  • Lovable Sex Maniac: His affairs with interns are given full spotlight in this episode.
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: When he asks Jones to grab his nuts (as in, a bag of peanuts for a snack) Hillary and Monica take it the wrong way. Bill decides its best to make a hasty exit.
  • Your Cheating Heart: Again, his affairs with Lewinsky (plus Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones) are a source of comedy.

Jim Carrey

'I'm the man of the hour, the tower of power, too sweet to be sour!"

A rubber-faced funny man.

  • Fighting Clown: Being a comic, he acts spazzy to intimidate Mariah.
  • Your Head Asplode: After putting her in a headlock, Mariah sings a notes so high, his head explodes.

Mariah Carey


A gimpy-faced songbird.

Tim Allen

"I'd rather be a dumb ass than a baby!"

The master of tools.

  • Breast Attack: Gives Jerry a purple nurple.
  • Non-Action Guy: When he gets his tool belt away, he's actually totally wimpy.
  • The Rival: To Jerry Seinfeld. He was hosting a comedy showcase when someone drugged his drinking water, causing him to screw up and get knocked out.

Jerry Seinfeld

"Why do they call them "fans"? These people don't cool me off."

The master of Nothingness

  • Breast Attack: Counters Tim's purple nurple with one of his own.
  • By the Hair: Pulls out a chunk of Allen's hair after being wedgied.
  • Non-Action Guy: None of the attacks he does are showstoppers, really.
  • The Rival: To Tim Allen.
  • Wedgie: Is on the receiving end of an atomic one by Tim Allen.

Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards

"Jerry says it's better to leave the party too early then too late."

  • Evil Former Friend: Having your boss turn down a boatload of cash on your behalf can do that to a person...
  • Four Eyes, Zero Soul: Jason Alexander wears glasses and is just as mean as the rest of them.
  • Badass in a Nice Suit: Julia wears one.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Michael Richards has a hard time keeping his cool.
  • The Klutz: Richards tries to finish Jerry off with a pile on, but pulls a Kramer and falls off
  • Revenge: After Seinfeld turned down $500,000 to work on an episode on their behalf.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: Of course, they're not upset about Seinfeld being canned! They're at Death Match to support their friend!

    Where is Stallone? 

Oprah Winfrey

The Undisputed Queen of Daytime TV. The Most Powerful Woman in Television. The Queen of Daytime Talk.
"Today we'll be discussing a topic that's very close to my heart: Talk Show Wannabes and the women who kick their fat asses!"

Rosie O'Donnell

The Fiery Upstart Who's Breathing Down Her Neck. The #1 Challenger to Oprah's Talk Show Supremacy.

  • Trademark Favorite Food: King Ding candies. She tosses some into the crowd when she arrives to the ring. Oprah even waves some in front of her face before pulling it away, making Rosie ram her face into an unguarded ring post.

Jerry Springer

Liam Gallagher

The Two-Fisted Gallagher Brothers of the British Supergroup Oasis.
  • The Alcoholic: He complains about the bar in the break room. He and brother get drunk later on.
  • Cain and Abel: The Abel to Noel's Cain.

Noel Gallagher

The Two-Fisted Gallagher Brothers of the British Supergroup Oasis.

Sylvester Stallone

The World's Two Biggest Action Heroes.
''"Yo, Adriane! I did it! Adriane, I'm the champ! Yo!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger

The World's Two Biggest Action Heroes.
"Come on, be serious! Do you really think Stallone would have the guts to face me in the ring?"

  • Robotic Reveal: As a reference to the Terminator, a headbutt from Stallone damages his face and reveals his robotic exterior.

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