History YMMV / Lorelai

* {{Adorkable}}: Lorelai whenever she can goof off and be herself. Zack is totally this, with his IKnowMortalKombat and his precious Series/BreakingBad beanie.

* {{Adorkable}}: Lorelai whenever she can goof off and be herself. Zack is totally this, with his IKnowMortalKombat and his precious Series/BreakingBad beanie.

* CompleteMonster: [[AbusiveParents John]], aka the Stepfather, is Lorelai's WickedStepfather, and is implied to be the sixth [[VideoGame/TheCatLady Parasite]] himself. An [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror Afghanistan veteran]] who became involved with Lorelai's mother, Miranda, and eventually fathered Lorelai's half-sister, Bethany, John is in fact a sociopathic thug who regularly beats Miranda, wastes all of their money on alcohol, and introduces the kind of man that he is by offering to "help" Lorelai when he thinks that she was masturbating in her room. When John's abuse [[DrivenToSuicide drives Miranda to hang herself in the bathroom]], John is so satisfied that he considers taking a picture of her corpse for the family album to capture the "beautiful moment" and shatters a glass bottle on his friendly neighbor's head, Zack, for breaking his door before impulsively stabbing Lorelai in the neck with the broken bottle. Deciding to [[OffingTheOffspring drown Bethany]], his own biological baby daughter, in the bathtub to complete the PaterFamilicide, John [[CopKiller murders two police officers]] after Lorelai comes back to life and saves her sister, executing Lorelai again with a bullet to the head. He then knocks Zack out again and takes him and Bethany to his old workplace (along with all of the bodies) where he murders them too, impaling Zack with a metal rod and drowning Bethany. Finally, he kills Lorelai a 3rd time AND a 4th time while punching her brutally in the face for good measure, although she manages to kill him in return before dying. Whew!

* CompleteMonster: [[AbusiveParents John]], aka the Stepfather, is Lorelai's WickedStepfather, and is implied to be the sixth [[VideoGame/TheCatLady Parasite]] himself. An [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror Afghanistan veteran]] who became involved with Lorelai's mother, Miranda, and eventually fathered Lorelai's half-sister, Bethany, John is in fact a sociopathic thug who regularly beats Miranda, wastes all of their money on alcohol, and introduces the kind of man that he is by offering to "help" Lorelai when he thinks that she was masturbating in her room. When John's abuse [[DrivenToSuicide drives Miranda to hang herself in the bathroom]], John is so satisfied that he considers taking a picture of her corpse for the family album to capture the "beautiful moment" and shatters a glass bottle on his friendly neighbor's head, Zack, for breaking his door, before impulsively stabbing Lorelai in the neck with the broken bottle. Deciding to [[OffingTheOffspring drown Bethany]], his own biological baby daughter, in the bathtub to complete the PaterFamilicide, John [[CopKiller murders two police officers]] after Lorelai comes back to life and saves her sister, executing Lorelai again with a bullet to the head. Taking the bodies to his old workplace for him to grind them to shreds, John impales Zack with a metal rod and throws Bethany from the top of a mountain down the ocean, killing them both.

* CompleteMonster: [[AbusiveParents John Doe]], aka the Stepfather, is Lorelai's WickedStepfather, and is implied to be the sixth [[VideoGame/TheCatLady Parasite]] himself. An [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror Afghanistan veteran]] who became involved with Lorelai's mother, Miranda, and eventually fathered Lorelai's half-sister, Bethany, John is in fact a sociopathic thug who regularly beats Miranda, wastes all of their money on alcohol, and introduces the kind of man that he is by offering to "help" Lorelai when he thinks that she was masturbating in her room. When John's abuse [[DrivenToSuicide drives Miranda to hang herself in the bathroom]], John is so satisfied that he considers taking a picture of her corpse for the family album to capture the "beautiful moment" and shatters a glass bottle on his friendly neighbor's head, Zack, for breaking his door, before impulsively stabbing Lorelai in the neck with the broken bottle. Deciding to [[OffingTheOffspring drown Bethany]], his own biological baby daughter, in the bathtub to complete the PaterFamilicide, John [[CopKiller murders two police officers]] after Lorelai comes back to life and saves her sister, executing Lorelai again with a bullet to the head. Taking the bodies to his old workplace for him to grind them to shreds, John impales Zack with a metal rod and throws Bethany from the top of a mountain down the ocean, killing them both.