History WhatAnIdiot / McJuggernuggets

* The end of HELL TO PAY has Jesse planning on using the extra money that he no longer had to pay for the damaged car to buy consoles for a giveaway, instead of using it to get an apartment like his Uncle Chris requested him to do.

* After quitting his job at the farm, Uncle Chris tells Jesse that the truck he damaged only cost $5,000 instead of $7,500. He then gives Jesse a check for $2,500.

** '''You'd Expect''': Jeff, realizing that this is a life-or-death situation, would try not to say anything that would make Jesse angry. If he really wanted to be safe, he could let his pride go for a minute and just tell Jesse what he wants to hear.

* Terry is willing to drive after drinking pretty much the entire day with Melissa. Despite her own son's protest and [[AdultFear genuine concerns of his mother's own safety]].

** '''Instead''': He spends it all on PS4's to do a giveaway.

* In “THE HARVEST”, Jesse is hiding in the basement and filming Jeff getting a beer. Jeff then moves the trophy shelf to get to open his safe giving Jesse a golden opportunity to film Jeff dialling the combination to the safe.

** '''Instead''': After Jeff dials the first number, Jesse says “Holy shit!” Loud enough for Jeff to hear.

* After quitting his job at the farm, Uncle Chris tells Jesse that the truck he damaged only cost $5,000 instead of $7,500. He then give Jesse a check for $2,500.

* Jesse thought it would be a brilliant idea to stick his head in an ice cream dispencer machine at the ice cream shop where he used to work at. The end result, He's getting sued for bad reviews due to his antics.

* In "INJURED! *PSYCHO UPDATE*", Jeffrey Sr. refuses to go to the hospital after a pretty sore injury. When Jesse acts what's he gonna do to help the pain, what does he say? [[FlatWhat "Advil and beer"]].

* In “THE HARVEST”, Jesse is hiding in the basement and filming Jeff getting a beer. Jeff then moves the trophy shelf to get to open his safe giving Jesse a golden opportunity to film Jeff dialing the combination to the safe.

** '''As A Result''': Jeff confines Jesse to only film in his empty bedroom.

* Jeffrey Jr. decides to dig Jesse deeper and destroy the trophies.

* Jesse ends up living in a tent after running away from home.
** '''You'd Expect''': He would prioritize finding a way to get a new place to live.
** '''Instead''': He tries to find a way to get ''electricity'' and somehow ''gets a game console and TV'' set up in there.
* In "Psycho Kid's Birthday Bash", Jesse gets a new Wii U as a birthday gift.//
** '''You'd Expect''': He would go unbox it in another room.//
** '''Instead''': He takes the console and the [=GamePad=] out of the box in front of Jeffrey Sr.
** '''As a result''': Jeffrey Sr. destroys the Wii U.//

** '''You'd Expect''': He would make out a check to his friend and try to sneak out.
** '''Instead''': He ''shows it to his dad'', and is surprised that his dad takes it and steals it.

* Jesse plays TabletopGames/CardsAgainstHumanity with Aunt Melissa, Aunt Jackie, and his mom. It's his Mom's turn as the judge.[[note]]Cards Against Humanity is like Apples to Apples, but really offensive. The black card was "Dear Abby: I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.[[/note]]

* In "Psycho Dad Woodships Wii U", Jesse easily could have grabbed the games and Wii U from his dad. He practically just let his dad destroy his stuff. If he was really that desperate, Jesse could have just lied (like he usually does) to his dad that he would get a job.

** '''Instead''': [[MinorInsultMeltdown He pitches a tantrum]] and flips the table with all the food on it over, ruining Thanksgiving for his entire family and driving his mother to tears.

* When Jesse's forced to say grace for Thanksgiving, he sarcastically lists off that he's grateful for the food, video games, the new Halo game that came out, and his mom getting him a new Xbox One, calling Jeffrey Sr. a dick for destroying the old one. That last one results in an argument where Jeffrey Sr. says that Jesse he isn't going to behave himself, [[IHaveNoSon then he isn't part of the family.]]
** '''You'd Expect:''' That Jesse would apologize for the way he's acting.

** '''Instead''': He flips the table with all the food on it over, ruining Thanksgiving for his entire family and driving his mother to tears.

** '''You'd Expect:'' That Jesse would apologize for the way he's acting.

** ’’’You’d Expect’’’: Jesse to remain silent during this.
** ’’’Instead’’’: After Jeff dials the first number, Jesse says “Holy shit!” Loud enough for Jeff to hear.
** ’’’As A Result’’’: Jeff confines Jesse to only film in his empty bedroom.

** '''Instead''': He goes to ''Aunt Melissa's house''.

* Jeffrey Jr. decides to dig Jesse deeper and make him destroy Jeffrey Sr.'s trophies.

** '''Instead''': He films it and puts it on his [=YouTube=] channel.
** '''What's More''': Jeffrey Sr. grills Jesse's Wii U and [[WhamShot kicks him out of the house]] after reacting to his trophies being destroyed.

* In Psycho Kid's Birthday Bash, Jesse takes out his new Wii U and it's gamepad out of the box right in front of his father.//
** '''You'd Expect''': He wouldn't do this after how many times his dad has destroyed them.//
** '''Instead''': He is surprised that his dad destroys it.//

* Jesse is locked out of the house in his pajamas.... Jeffrey tells him he'll let him in if he does a snow-angel and runs in his underwear outside.

* Jeffrey decides to dig Jesse deeper and destroy the trophies.
** '''You'd Expect''': That he would be discreet about it.
** '''Instead''': He films it and puts it on his channel.


* Jesse lives in a tent after running away from home.

** '''Instead''': He tries to find a way to get ''electricity'' and ''gets a game console and TV'' set up in there.

'''You'd Expect''': He wouldn't do this after how many times his dad has destroyed them.//
'''Instead''': He is surprised that his dad destroys it.//

'''You'd Expect''': He would leave them alone.
'''Instead''': He follows them.

* In "INJURED!*PSYCHO UPDATE*", Jeffrey Sr. refuses to go to the hospital after a pretty sore injury. When Jesse acts what's he gonna do to help the pain, what does he say? [[FlatWhat "Advil and beer"]].
** In "Psycho Dad Woodships Wii U", Jesse easily could have grabbed the games and Wii U from his dad. He practically just let his dad destroy his stuff. If he was really that desperate, Jesse could have just lied (like he usually does) to his dad that he would get a job.
*** Even ''if'' Jesse had lied, it would have backfired on him like it has before.
*** To add to the matters, Jesse pranking his father into thinking he got a job. What did he '''think''' was gonna happen?!
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icFiZ5fN1dk THE INTERVIEW!]]" is this for Jesse in its entirety. In the video, Uncle Larry gives Jesse a mock job interview, which results in an hour and nine minutes of pure unadulterated cringe as Jesse demonstrates nothing but incompetence throughout the entire thing. It has to be seen to be believed, but in order to give you an idea of what you're in for, Jesse responds to a question about his weaknesses with "[[TeenyWeenie my dick's, like, 3 inches long]]." The fact that Jesse believed that to be an appropriate answer in a job interview makes Uncle Larry speechless.
** Jesse thought it would be a brilliant idea to stick his head in an ice cream dispencer machine at the ice cream shop where he used to work at. The end result, He's getting sued for bad reviews due to his antics.
** Jesse losing jobs. Why? '''HE CAN'T STOP FILMING EVERYTHING WHEREVER HE GOES'''.
** The end of HELL TO PAY has Jesse planning on using the extra money that he no longer had to pay for the damaged car to buy consoles for a giveaway, instead of using it to get an apartment like his Uncle Chris requested him to do.
** For the series as a whole, any time Jesse stumbles upon something he's not supposed to or otherwise says or does something that he'd generally not want someone seeing (for example, preparing for a prank), he always speaks freely and openly about in his videos. Why doesn't anyone around him think to actually ''watch his videos'' to find out what he's up to? Jeffrey Sr. doesn't really know much about the whole [=YouTube=] thing, let alone most modern technology (due to his Baby Boomer upbringing), so that is a bit justified. But Jeffrey Jr. has no such excuse.
** Jesse is hiding inside an RV after running away from home.//
'''You'd expect''': that he would find another place to go, like say, behind Uncle Larry's house or maybe with Corn or another friend.
'''Instead''': he goes to ''Aunt Melissa's house''.

* Jesse is locked out of the house in his pajamas.... Jeffrey tells him he'll let him in if he does a snow-angel and runs in his underwear outside. //

'''You'd Expect''': That he would find another way into the house.//
'''Instead''': With the exception of the snow angel, Jesse ''COMPLIES''//


* Jeffrey decides to dig Jesse deeper and destroy the trophies. //

'''You'd Expect''': That he would be discreet about it.//
'''Instead''': He films it and puts it on his channel.//


* Jesse lives in a tent after running away from home.//

'''You'd Expect''': He would prioritize finding a way to get a new place to live//
'''Instead''': He tries to find a way to get ''electricity'' and ''gets a game console and TV'' set up in there.//

* Jesse following his parents in a private meet up.//

'''You'd expect''': He would leave them alone.//
'''Instead''': He follows them.//


* Terry, after moving to Melissa's after Jeffrey Sr. found her at Uncle Larry's and her priorities? Drinking, partying, barhopping, and generally acting like a 20 year old JerkAss. Eventually corrupted her into an Aunt Melissa clone.//


* Jesse plays TabletopGames/CardsAgainstHumanity with Aunt Melissa, Aunt Jackie, and his mom. It's his Mom's turn as the judge.[[note]] Cards Against Humanity is like Apples to Apples, but really offensive. The black card was "Dear Abby: I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.[[/note]]

'''You'd expect''': He'd play any card other than the card he decided to play in this situation.
'''Instead''': He plays that card anyways, and guess what it says? "My ex wife".


* Terry, willing to drive after drinking pretty much the entire day with Melissa. Despite her own son's protest and [[AdultFear genuine concerns of his mother's own safety]].


* Jesse, with $30k in his hands, goes off to pay his friend for the house.//

'''You'd expect''': He would make out a check to his friend and try to sneak out. //
'''Instead''': He ''shows it to his dad'', and is surprised that his dad takes it and steals it.//
'''What's More''': He didn't even carry it in a check - he had it all in cash.//

'''You'd expect''': He would prioritize finding a way to get a new place to live//

* In Pyscho Kid's Birthday Bash, Jesse takes out his new Wii U and it's gamepad out of the box right in front of his father.//

'''You'd expect''': that he would find another place to go, like say, behind Uncle Larry's house or maybe with Corn or another friend.//