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'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph.

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'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph. \\
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* Tennesse and Ankor go EVA to repair the ''Covenant'''s damaged solar sails. \\

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* Tennesse and Ankor go EVA to repair the ''Covenant'''s damaged solar sails. \\
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'''Even Worse''': Neither Lope or Daniels tries to wait for Walter in favor of fleeing for their lives the second Tennessee arrives. Maybe David has a point about how humans treat androids.

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'''Even Worse''': Neither Lope or Daniels tries to wait for Walter in favor of fleeing for their lives the second Tennessee arrives. Maybe David has a point about how humans treat androids.androids.
* Tennesse and Ankor go EVA to repair the ''Covenant'''s damaged solar sails. \\
'''You'd expect''': Tennesse and Ankor to operate on the buddy system, like anyone else in any other high-risk situation ever, keeping each other in view at all times. \\
'''Instead''': Ankor heads inside as soon as the repairs are complete, leaving Tennessee to make his way across the ''huge'' solar sail array and back to the ship all alone. \\
'''The result''': [[AvertedTrope Nothing really bad happens,]] except Tennessee picking up the signal that lets the rest of the plot happen. Still, given the havoc the signal with both suit and the man himself, the ''Covenant'' could have lost Tennessee second, instead of him being one of two survivors.
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'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph. Even worse, she wandered off far enough that her agony screams couldn't be heard by anyone else.

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'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph. Even worse, she
'''Even worse''': She
wandered off far enough that her agony screams couldn't be heard by anyone else. ''Despite Oram '''specifically''' telling her not to go too far.''
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'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph with a '''freaking-shotgun''' in a hangar [[TooDumbToLive full of freaking exposed blasting-explosives]], finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''. \\

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'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph with a '''freaking-shotgun''' in a hangar [[TooDumbToLive full of freaking exposed blasting-explosives]], finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''. \\
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'''Worse Still''': Karine appears to be the one with the medical training; in which case, the last thing she should be doing is demanding to be released from quarantine.
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'''Worse Still:''' Had our showering lovebirds ''not'' played rock-music so '''stupidly-loud''' accompanying their literally steamy-hot sex, they would have heard the ''shipwide'' warning broadcast that a homicidal alien is now on-board, got dressed and armed, and maybe even ''survived'' the ordeal to have enjoyed an after sex cigarette.

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'''Worse Still:''' Had our showering lovebirds ''not'' played rock-music so '''stupidly-loud''' accompanying their literally steamy-hot sex, they would have heard the ''shipwide'' warning broadcast that a homicidal alien is now on-board, got dressed and armed, and maybe even ''survived'' the ordeal to have enjoyed an after sex cigarette.cigarette.
* As Lope and Daniels flee from the Xenomorph they pass by David and Walter locked in combat. \\
'''You'd expect''': Knowing that Walter is vital to them being able to travel while in hypersleep and is a valued crew member in his own right the two of them would kill David with the guns they are both holding and trained to use. \\
'''Instead''': They run right past not even making a token effort to help and leave the android to fend for himself. \\
'''Even Worse''': Neither Lope or Daniels tries to wait for Walter in favor of fleeing for their lives the second Tennessee arrives. Maybe David has a point about how humans treat androids.
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'''All''' they had to do was cut him and see how long it took to heal.

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'''All''' they had to do was cut him and see how long it took to heal.[[note]]In fact, the very fact 'Walter' still had unhealed cuts when he arrived at the dropship would have been concerning, because the real Walter's healing factor is near immediate! In fact, David actually did something incredibly dumb! His fight with Walter had no witnesses, yet he ''still gave himself the same wounds that Walter sustained during their fight that no one else saw!'' And Daniels should have realized the ruse when 'Walter' was stapling his cuts, ''when he has a healing factor!''[[/note]]
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* The last they saw Walter, he was locked in combat with David, who looks exactly like him. Then Walter turns up and they let him on board, without doing anything to make sure it's really him. ''Surprise, it isn't!''\\

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* The last they that Daniels and Lope saw of Walter, he was locked in combat with David, who looks exactly like him. Then Walter turns up and they let him on board, board the lander, without doing anything to make sure it's really him. ''Surprise, it isn't!''\\

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* The last they saw Walter, he was locked in combat with David, who looks exactly like him. Then Walter turns up and they let him on board, without doing anything to make sure it's really him. ''Surprise, it isn't!''

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* The last they saw Walter, he was locked in combat with David, who looks exactly like him. Then Walter turns up and they let him on board, without doing anything to make sure it's really him. ''Surprise, it isn't!''isn't!''\\
'''All''' they had to do was cut him and see how long it took to heal.

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* The last they saw Walter, he was locked in combat with David, who looks exactly like him. Then Walter turns up and they let him on board, without doing anything to make sure it's really him. ''Surprise, it isn't!''



'''Even Worse''': Upworth and Ricks, despite just finding out the rest of the crew members have been brutally killed while on the planet, decide to separate themselves from the main group and have sex in the shower where they are both brutally killed by the Xenomorph.

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'''Even Worse''': Upworth and Ricks, despite just finding out the rest of the crew members have been brutally killed while on the planet, decide to separate themselves from the main group and have sex in the shower where they are both brutally killed by the Xenomorph.\\
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** '''Worse Still:''' Had our showering lovebirds ''not'' played rock-music so '''stupidly-loud''' accompanying their literally steamy-hot sex, they would have heard the ''shipwide'' warning broadcast that a homicidal alien is now on-board, got dressed and armed, and maybe even ''survived'' the ordeal to have enjoyed an after sex cigarette.

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** '''Worse Still:''' Had our showering lovebirds ''not'' played rock-music so '''stupidly-loud''' accompanying their literally steamy-hot sex, they would have heard the ''shipwide'' warning broadcast that a homicidal alien is now on-board, got dressed and armed, and maybe even ''survived'' the ordeal to have enjoyed an after sex cigarette.
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'''You'd expect''': Having dealt with the immediate threat, he puts David out of commission. After all, he's an android and they can bring his head aboard if they have any questions. \\

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'''You'd expect''': Having dealt with the immediate threat, he puts David out of commission. After all, he's an android and they can bring his head aboard if they have any questions. [[note]]He does hold David at gunpoint and threaten to do this, but instead...[[/note]] \\



'''Instead''': None of the crew are medically examined in case of infection leading the the Xenomorph bursting from Lope and running havoc on the ship. \\

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'''Instead''': None of the crew are medically examined in case of infection leading the to the Xenomorph bursting from Lope and running havoc on the ship. \\
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Repairing this example to reflect that Faris isn't a medic.


* Ledwards is infected by alien spores and while Karine was assisting him, he threw up blood over her. Faris, the medic aboard, gets splattered by blood from the Neomorph bursting from Ledwards back.\\
'''You'd expect''': The medic aboard to keep calm and composed, grab a weapon and lock the three persons (including herself) exposed to the blood under quarantine. \\
'''Instead''': Faris panics like a 5 year old that has just seen blood for the first time in her life and locks Karine up with the dying Ledwards and the beast that's bursting from his back. She comes back with a weapon, but it's too late for Karine who's mauled by the Neomorph. \\

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* Ledwards is infected by alien spores and while Karine was assisting him, he threw up blood over her. Faris, the medic aboard, Faris gets splattered by blood from the Neomorph bursting from Ledwards Ledward's back.\\
'''You'd expect''': The medic aboard For Faris/and or Karine to keep calm and composed, grab a weapon and lock the three persons (including herself) exposed to the blood under quarantine. \\
'''Instead''': Faris panics like a 5 year old that has just seen blood for the first time in her life and locks Karine up with the dying Ledwards Ledward and the beast that's bursting from his back. She comes back with a weapon, but it's too late for Karine who's mauled by the Neomorph. \\



'''Mitigating Circumstance''': Faris is a pilot, not a medic. Karine appears to be the one with the medical training (in which case, the last thing she should be doing is demanding to be released from quarantine).
* Crew member Rosenthal was hurt by the Neomorph that burst out from Hallett's mouth, and in the ensuing chaos the creature disappeared. She knows first-hand how strong and fast the creature is (it ripped a crew member's jaw clean off with a tail swipe for fuck's sake!).\\

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'''Mitigating Circumstance''': Faris is a pilot, not a medic. '''Worse Still''': Karine appears to be the one with the medical training (in training; in which case, the last thing she should be doing is demanding to be released from quarantine).
quarantine.
* Crew member Rosenthal was hurt by the Neomorph that burst out from Hallett's mouth, and in the ensuing chaos the creature disappeared. She knows first-hand how strong and fast the creature is (it ripped a crew member's jaw clean off with a tail swipe swipe, for fuck's sake!).\\
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'''Instead''': Not only do they not use helmets, they don't even bother to protect their skin. \\

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'''Instead''': Not only do they not use helmets, they don't even bother to protect their skin. There isn't even any justifying dialogue, such as saying they have sampled the atmosphere and detected no harmful elements.\\
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'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph with a '''freaking-shotgun''' in a hangar [[TooDumbToLive full of freaking exposed blasting-explosives]], finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''.

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'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph with a '''freaking-shotgun''' in a hangar [[TooDumbToLive full of freaking exposed blasting-explosives]], finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''. \\
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'''Mitigating Circumstance''': Faris is a pilot, not a medic. Karine appears to be the one with the medical training (in which case, the last thing she should be doing is demanding to be released from quarantine).
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'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal, kicking off the entire plot and condemning the lives of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations. [[note]]In fairness to this one, their ship had been damaged and they weren't sure they were going to make it to their destination without more casualties; also, Oram was not alone in wanting to follow the signal or colonise the planet- only Daniels truly objects[[/note]]

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'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal, kicking off the entire plot and condemning the lives of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations. [[note]]In fairness to this one, their ship had been damaged and they weren't sure they were going to make it to their destination without more casualties; also, Oram was not alone in wanting to follow the signal or colonise the planet- only Daniels truly objects[[/note]] objects. Also, it's implied Oram is more interested in "taking a look" to see if it's really as good as promised, and if something goes wrong they'll ditch and head to their original destination.[[/note]]
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'''Even Worse''': Upworth and Ricks, despite just finding out the rest of the crew members have been brutally killed while on the planet, decide to separate themselves from the main group and have sex in the shower where they are both brutally killed by the Xenomorph.

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'''Even Worse''': Upworth and Ricks, despite just finding out the rest of the crew members have been brutally killed while on the planet, decide to separate themselves from the main group and have sex in the shower where they are both brutally killed by the Xenomorph.Xenomorph.
** '''Worse Still:''' Had our showering lovebirds ''not'' played rock-music so '''stupidly-loud''' accompanying their literally steamy-hot sex, they would have heard the ''shipwide'' warning broadcast that a homicidal alien is now on-board, got dressed and armed, and maybe even ''survived'' the ordeal to have enjoyed an after sex cigarette.
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'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal, kicking off the entire plot and condemning the lives of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations.

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'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal, kicking off the entire plot and condemning the lives of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations. [[note]]In fairness to this one, their ship had been damaged and they weren't sure they were going to make it to their destination without more casualties; also, Oram was not alone in wanting to follow the signal or colonise the planet- only Daniels truly objects[[/note]]
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If you want to bring up points against the cases presented here you should do it on the discussion page. As for what you say - yes, he's fucking supposed to ignore the mysterious signal and bring the colonizers to their intended destination. Nobody knows anything about the planet. Let me repeat it, THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. And his lack of foresight ends up dooming the entire colonization


** So he was supposed to ignore a signal from a human stranded on an alien planet? Fail to investigate a potential colony world that Earth was unaware of? Order his crew back into the cryopods right after seeing their captain burn to death in one? Oram makes stupid decisions, but this is only one in hindsight, not foresight.
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Karine was able to be composed and calm and she's only the biologist aboard. She even went as far as trying to comfort the dying Ledwards on his last moments - that's it, until she realized how dangerous things were getting. Then she takes a knife and is at least able to defend against the Neomorph for a time. Captain Oram and Daniels are not members of the security crew either. Does this mean this is secretly a crew of badasses? Or that Faris is just a panicked mess. Tennesse says that her wife has never behaved like this - except we have nothing other than this word, making her composure a case of Informed Ability.


** No, she panics like someone who's never encountered an alien parasitical creature before, which fits with what we've seen in the Alien universe. Also keep in mind that she's not one of the security team and the alien is moving very fast.
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Considering the risk noted earlier in the article, not even those factors make it possible to excuse lack of suits


** Keep in mind that they'd have to climb halfway up a mountain through a forest wearing those environment suits.
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'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph, finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''.

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'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph, Neomorph with a '''freaking-shotgun''' in a hangar [[TooDumbToLive full of freaking exposed blasting-explosives]], finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''.
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'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs, and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious, as pictured above.

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'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs, and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious, as pictured above.above.
* Daniels, Lope and Walter/David are saved by Tennessee, return to the Covenant and reunite with Upworth and Ricks. \\
'''You'd expect''': As the rest of the crew have died from the neomorphs and may have been exposed to the spores, the crew would quarantine themselves and discuss their next course of action together as well as performing medical tests on themselves in case of infection. \\
'''Instead''': None of the crew are medically examined in case of infection leading the the Xenomorph bursting from Lope and running havoc on the ship. \\
'''Even Worse''': Upworth and Ricks, despite just finding out the rest of the crew members have been brutally killed while on the planet, decide to separate themselves from the main group and have sex in the shower where they are both brutally killed by the Xenomorph.

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[[caption-width-right:350:Curiosity killed the cat. Or more specifically, the idiot who gaped at the mysterious object without ever knowing what was in it.]]




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'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs, and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious.

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'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs, and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious.obvious, as pictured above.
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** So he was supposed to ignore a signal from a human stranded on an alien planet? Fail to investigate a potential colony world that Earth was unaware of? Order his crew back into the cryopods right after seeing their captain burn to death in one? Oram makes stupid decisions, but this is only one in hindsight, not foresight.


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** Keep in mind that they'd have to climb halfway up a mountain through a forest wearing those environment suits.


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** No, she panics like someone who's never encountered an alien parasitical creature before, which fits with what we've seen in the Alien universe. Also keep in mind that she's not one of the security team and the alien is moving very fast.
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'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal kicking off the entire plot and condemning the life of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations.

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'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal signal, kicking off the entire plot and condemning the life lives of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations.



'''Instead''': Not only they don't use helmets, they don't even bother to protect their skin. \\

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'''Instead''': Not only do they don't not use helmets, they don't even bother to protect their skin. \\



'''Instead''': Faris panics like a 5 year old that has just seen blood for the first time in her life and locks Karine with the dying Ledwards and the beast that's bursting from his back. She comes back with a weapon but it's loo late for Karine that was mauled by the Neomorph. \\
'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''.
* Crew member Rosenthal was hurt by the Neomorph that bursted out from Hallett's mouth and in the ensuing chaos the creature disappeared. She knows first-hand how strong and fast the creature is (it ripped off a crew member jaw clean with a tail swipe for fuck's sake!).\\

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'''Instead''': Faris panics like a 5 year old that has just seen blood for the first time in her life and locks Karine up with the dying Ledwards and the beast that's bursting from his back. She comes back with a weapon weapon, but it's loo too late for Karine that was who's mauled by the Neomorph. \\
'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph Neomorph, finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''.
* Crew member Rosenthal was hurt by the Neomorph that bursted burst out from Hallett's mouth mouth, and in the ensuing chaos the creature disappeared. She knows first-hand how strong and fast the creature is (it ripped off a crew member member's jaw clean off with a tail swipe for fuck's sake!).\\



'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph. Even worse, she wandered off enough her agony screams couldn't be heard by anyone else.

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'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph. Even worse, she wandered off far enough that her agony screams couldn't be heard by anyone else.



'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious.

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'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs eggs, and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious.
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Yes, the movie has enough moments to guarantee an entire page.

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Yes, the movie has enough moments to guarantee an entire page.

* Newly appointed Captain Oram has just discovered a mysterious signal coming from an uncharted planet that has similar conditions to Earth but somehow was missed.\\
'''You'd expect''': That Oram takes the sensible choice and leads the crew to their intended destination instead of going to an uncharted planet. While the conditions may appear suitable to life, nobody knows anything about potential biohazards, predators or other factors that would prevent the colonization.\\
'''Instead''': Oram orders the crew to follow the mysterious signal kicking off the entire plot and condemning the life of at least 2,000 people if not entire civilizations.
* Ok, the atmosphere of the planet is breathable. '' That doesn't mean it's free of poison, parasites or any other possible hazard '' as anyone with half a brain would know.\\
'''You'd expect''': That the crew bring protective suits and don't expose themselves to any unknown pathogen by breathing or touching it. \\
'''Instead''': Not only they don't use helmets, they don't even bother to protect their skin. \\
'''Even Worse''': Sergeant Hallett goes around touching plants and breathing alien spores. Unsurprisingly, he dies via Neomorph embryo through the mouth minutes later.
* Ledwards is infected by alien spores and while Karine was assisting him, he threw up blood over her. Faris, the medic aboard, gets splattered by blood from the Neomorph bursting from Ledwards back.\\
'''You'd expect''': The medic aboard to keep calm and composed, grab a weapon and lock the three persons (including herself) exposed to the blood under quarantine. \\
'''Instead''': Faris panics like a 5 year old that has just seen blood for the first time in her life and locks Karine with the dying Ledwards and the beast that's bursting from his back. She comes back with a weapon but it's loo late for Karine that was mauled by the Neomorph. \\
'''Even Worse''': She trips over the blood, breaks her ankle, keeps falling throughout the way to the bay and misses every shot that she makes against the Neomorph finally blowing up the ship in a routine worth of ''Series/TheBennyHillShow''.
* Crew member Rosenthal was hurt by the Neomorph that bursted out from Hallett's mouth and in the ensuing chaos the creature disappeared. She knows first-hand how strong and fast the creature is (it ripped off a crew member jaw clean with a tail swipe for fuck's sake!).\\
'''You'd expect''': That she stays with the main group. After all, refreshing yourself is not worth endangering your life with a dangerous beast in the loose. \\
'''Instead''': Rosenthal separates from the main group and ends up killed by the Neomorph. Even worse, she wandered off enough her agony screams couldn't be heard by anyone else.
* Captain Oram has just killed the Neomorph that David was trying to bond with. He already knows the android is up to no good and doesn't have any reason to trust him.\\
'''You'd expect''': Having dealt with the immediate threat, he puts David out of commission. After all, he's an android and they can bring his head aboard if they have any questions. \\
'''Instead''': He follows David to his creepy experiment stash and watches all of his horrifying specimens but still doesn't bother to put David out of commission when it's clear how the android is out of his mind. \\
'''Even Worse''': He follows him to a dark cavern filled with facehugger eggs and for some reason trusts David enough to touch one of them. It opens and the rest is obvious.

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