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-->'''(651):''' It happened again.
-->'''(612):''' What?
-->'''(651):''' I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
-->'''(651):''' It happened again.
-->'''(612):''' What?
-->'''(651):''' I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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-->'''(916)''': I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?\\
'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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-->'''(916)''': I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?\\
'''(845)''':die?
-->'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairswas.was.
-->'''(603)''': you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
'''(845)''':
-->'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs
-->'''(603)''': you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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-->'''(916)''': I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?\\
'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
-->'''(916)''': I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?\\
'''(845)''': Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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* IncestIsRelative: Every now and then.
-->'''(845):''' [[BrotherSisterIncest Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?]]
-->'''(304):''' [[KissingCousins Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.]]
-->'''(845):''' [[BrotherSisterIncest Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?]]
-->'''(304):''' [[KissingCousins Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.]]
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** One hilarious ongoing saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a FrenchMaidOutfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.
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** One hilarious ongoing saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a FrenchMaidOutfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: A frequent topic, like [[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-50214.html so.]]
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: A frequent topic, like [[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-50214.html so.]]topic.
-->'''(636):''' I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.\\
'''(636):''' And then audibly agreed
-->'''(636):''' I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.\\
'''(636):''' And then audibly agreed
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* {{Malaproper}}: '''(412)''': He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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* {{Malaproper}}: '''(412)''': A common occurence.
-->'''(412)''': He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
-->'''(412)''': He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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-->'''(423)''': What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers\\
'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this\\
'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this\\
'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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-->'''(423)''': What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers\\
'''(602)''':hangovers
-->'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel aboutthis\\
'''(440)''':this
-->'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
'''(602)''':
-->'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about
'''(440)''':
-->'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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-->'''(614)''': Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
-->'''(1-614)''': FUCK YOU.
-->'''(1-614)''': FUCK YOU.
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-->'''(614)''': Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
-->'''(1-614)''':hours...\\
'''(1-614)''': FUCK YOU.
-->'''(1-614)''':
'''(1-614)''': FUCK YOU.
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-->'''(423)''': What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
-->'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
-->'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
-->'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
-->'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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-->'''(423)''': What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
-->'''(602)''':hangovers\\
'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel aboutthis
-->'''(440)''':this\\
'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about
-->'''(440)''':
'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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-->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.
-->'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.
-->'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
-->'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.
-->'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
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-->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.
-->'''(1-813:)'''now.\\
'''(1-813:)''' Youmotherfucker.
-->'''(813:)'''motherfucker.\\
'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
-->'''(1-813:)'''
'''(1-813:)''' You
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'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
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-->'''(520):''' Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals\\
'''(480):''' Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
'''(480):''' Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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* {{Malaproper}}: '''(412)''': He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The entire point of the site is to document the texts people have sent their friends or partners while being incredibly intoxicated. Or sober.
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** Mentioned word for word:
-->'''(845):''' It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
-->'''(845):''' It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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** One ongoing saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a FrenchMaidOutfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.
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** One hilarious ongoing saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a FrenchMaidOutfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.waxing.
-->'''(412)''': i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.\\
'''(412)''': his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.\\
'''(412)''': we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.\\
'''(412)''': he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.\\
'''(412)''': he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
-->'''(412)''': i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.\\
'''(412)''': his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.\\
'''(412)''': we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.\\
'''(412)''': he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.\\
'''(412)''': he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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* ReallyGetsAround
* SexyWhateverOutfit: The Halloween texts.
-->'''(512)''': halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...\\
'''(480)''': exactly, that's why i want something interesting\\
'''(512)''': slutty neuroscientist?
** One ongoing saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a FrenchMaidOutfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.
* SexyWhateverOutfit: The Halloween texts.
-->'''(512)''': halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...\\
'''(480)''': exactly, that's why i want something interesting\\
'''(512)''': slutty neuroscientist?
** One ongoing saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a FrenchMaidOutfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.
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-->'''(440)''': I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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* EvenTheDogIsAshamed:
-->'''(423)''': What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
-->'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
-->'''(423)''': What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
-->'''(602)''': My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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* MushroomSamba:
-->'''(828)''': I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
-->'''(828)''': I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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* CordonBleughChef: On occasion.
-->'''(913)''': Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
-->'''(913)''': Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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* LethalChef:
-->'''(509)''': after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
-->'''(509)''': after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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--->'''(253):''' I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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''Texts From Last Night'' is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the country and the world. It is very much NotSafeForWork as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions of sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfectly sober people making extremely poor decisions.
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''Texts From Last Night'' is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the country United States and occasionally around the world. It is very much NotSafeForWork as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions of sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfectly sober people making extremely poor decisions.
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* INeedAFreakingDrink:
--->'''(253):''' I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
--->'''(253):''' I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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* StonersAreFunny: As a part of TruthInTelevision.
-->'''(650):''' Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
-->'''(650):''' Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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* OnlySaneMan: A vibe frequently picked up from some of the multi-part texts, along with DeadpanSnarker:
-->'''(613):''' IM WEARING A FLAG\\
'''(1-613):''' So that's a no to the clothes, then\\
'''(613):''' FLAG
-->'''(613):''' IM WEARING A FLAG\\
'''(1-613):''' So that's a no to the clothes, then\\
'''(613):''' FLAG
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Fandoms have taken to creating memes from TFLN by pasting the texts from the site onto stills or screencaps, as if the characters are the ones sending the texts.
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-->''(715)'': I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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* MomentKiller: Sometimes accidental, sometimes deliberate.
-->''(715)'': I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
-->''(715)'': I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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* WhatDidIDoLastNight: The website.
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* WhatDidIDoLastNight: The website.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms
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* ADateWithRosiePalmsADateWithRosiePalms: A frequent topic, like [[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-50214.html so.]]
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* AtomicFBomb
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* AtomicFBombAtomicFBomb:
-->'''(614)''': Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
-->'''(1-614)''': FUCK YOU.
-->'''(614)''': Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
-->'''(1-614)''': FUCK YOU.
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* ClusterFBomb
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* ClusterFBombClusterFBomb: The word "fuck" is about as common as "the" on the site.
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''Texts From Last Night'' is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the country and the world. It is very much NotSafeForWork as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfect sober people making extremely poor decisions.
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''Texts From Last Night'' is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the country and the world. It is very much NotSafeForWork as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions of sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfect perfectly sober people making extremely poor decisions.
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* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The entire point of the site is to document the things people have done while being incredibly drunk, intoxicated, or even sober.
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* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The entire point of the site is to document the things texts people have done sent their friends or partners while being incredibly drunk, intoxicated, or even intoxicated. Or sober.
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* ClingyJealousGirl[=/=]CrazyJealousGuy: Sometimes.
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* ClingyJealousGirl[=/=]CrazyJealousGuy: Sometimes.Occasionally strays into this territory.
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* NoodleIncident: Since most, if not all of these texts are posted out of context, you often wonder what the circumstances are that would entail such responses.
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* NoodleIncident: Since most, if not all of these texts are posted out of context, you often wonder what the circumstances are that would entail such responses.
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* WhatDidIDoLastNight
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* WhatDidIDoLastNight
WhatDidIDoLastNight: The website.
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-->''Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.''
''Texts From Last Night'' is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the country and the world. It is very much NotSafeForWork as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfect sober people making extremely poor decisions.
Fandoms have taken to creating memes from TFLN by pasting the texts from the site onto stills or screencaps, as if the characters are the ones sending the texts.
!!Tropes seen on this site:
* ADateWithRosiePalms
* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The entire point of the site is to document the things people have done while being incredibly drunk, intoxicated, or even sober.
* AllMenArePerverts
* AllWomenAreLustful
* AtomicFBomb
* ClingyJealousGirl[=/=]CrazyJealousGuy: Sometimes.
-->'''(847)''': i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
* ClusterFBomb
* GroinAttack[=/=]ShareTheMalePain: Happens to both men and women, this is a [[http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4632.html very notable example]].
* MySisterIsOffLimits: Occasionally straying into Anyone in My Family is Off Limits.
-->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.
-->'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.
-->'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
* NoodleIncident: Since most, if not all of these texts are posted out of context, you often wonder what the circumstances are that would entail such responses.
* OhNoNotAgain
-->'''(240):''' Banned from zoo.\\
'''(301):''' Again?
* StupidSexyFlanders:
-->'''(206)''': Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight
''Texts From Last Night'' is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the country and the world. It is very much NotSafeForWork as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfect sober people making extremely poor decisions.
Fandoms have taken to creating memes from TFLN by pasting the texts from the site onto stills or screencaps, as if the characters are the ones sending the texts.
!!Tropes seen on this site:
* ADateWithRosiePalms
* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The entire point of the site is to document the things people have done while being incredibly drunk, intoxicated, or even sober.
* AllMenArePerverts
* AllWomenAreLustful
* AtomicFBomb
* ClingyJealousGirl[=/=]CrazyJealousGuy: Sometimes.
-->'''(847)''': i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
* ClusterFBomb
* GroinAttack[=/=]ShareTheMalePain: Happens to both men and women, this is a [[http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4632.html very notable example]].
* MySisterIsOffLimits: Occasionally straying into Anyone in My Family is Off Limits.
-->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.
-->'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.
-->'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
* NoodleIncident: Since most, if not all of these texts are posted out of context, you often wonder what the circumstances are that would entail such responses.
* OhNoNotAgain
-->'''(240):''' Banned from zoo.\\
'''(301):''' Again?
* StupidSexyFlanders:
-->'''(206)''': Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight
