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* {{Jerkass}}:
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/divorce-followed-by-a-break-up/ This girl]] suggests that her boyfriend should let his friend kill herself over her parents' divorce, because she personally does not get why it's such a big deal and as such is assuming said friend is an attention whore. Her boyfriend [[TrueCompanions is not at all amused]], and [[LaserGuidedKarma dumps her on the spot]].
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-time-for-giving-only/ This whole family]] thinks it's "rude" that the only thing their friend could afford to give them for Christmas was a huge basket of sweets, handmade and from scratch. The fact that they have ''never once'' given that friend a gift in return, though, even after telling him of the many, many expensive things they got themselves? [[ItsAllAboutMe Nah, that's okay.]] As a bonus, they demand the sweets back [[LaserGuidedKarma when the submitter takes them away after being told that it's "rude" for him to be giving them sweets in the first place.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/should-have-been-carted-away/ This woman]] sees the poster getting in their car and quickly goes out of her way to block him in by putting her shopping cart behind his car (maybe so she could pull out first, maybe [[ItAmusedMe just for the hell of it]]). The submitter's response was to get out, push the cart behind her car, and ''flip it over''. [[LaserGuidedKarma As he drove off, he looked back and saw she wasn't strong enough to move it by herself.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/enough-to-make-you-unhinged/ The submitter here]] is rooming with three very immature and obnoxious men. One night, they continually keep him up, mock him when he complains, and as a "joke" remove the door to his room because [[DisproportionateRetribution the submitter wouldn't close a cabinet]] [[TheyJustDontGetIt that was repeatedly noted to have faulty hinges and as such unable to close]]. Needless to say, the housemates' reasoning of [[NeverMyFault "we thought you'd find it funny" and "it annoyed us"]] does not calm down the submitter at all.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-name-that-launched-a-thousand-rebuttals/131297/ This friend's husband]] thinks the submitter's baby's name, Cassandra, is a stupid, made-up name, and ironically enough [[CassandraTruth refuses to believe]] it's a name that's been around for thousands of years. And then he has to gall to claim he knows the Trojan Wars, yet doesn't know who Prince Paris of Troy is, assuming they're talking about the French city of the same name.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/hips-dont-lie-and-theyre-telling-me-shes-a-b/143365/ This old woman]] acts like a stuck-up jerk to the submitter for absolutely no reason, even though the submitter did nothing at all but [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished politely offer to let her take the last seat on the tram despite their hip problems]]. The woman even continues to yell at the submitter once they themselves are able to take a seat and calls them a "rude little [=b***=]" as she leaves the vehicle.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cause-for-un-pregnant-pause/145765/ This story]] is like a weird inversion of the last one, with a tram passenger getting mad at the submitter for ''standing up'', believing they've [[MistakenForPregnant mistaken her for pregnant]] and are trying to offer her their seat, which she takes as an insult. She refuses to listen when the submitter explains they were getting up because ''they're about to get off'', then attempts to grab them, [[LaserGuidedKarma losing her balance]] in the process. She then stands in front of the seat, blocking other people from sitting in it, and glares at the submitter until they get off.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/with-friends-like-these-you-might-literally-die/188012/ This woman]] offers to help the submitter look after their wife (who has just had a major surgery and an infection and currently has trouble moving around) while they're away at work. However, it soon becomes obvious that the woman has no actual intention of helping and just wants an excuse to mooch off someone else for a while, doing nothing but sitting around watching TV, "forgetting" to give the submitter's wife her medication and antibiotics, thereby causing the wife to be miserable until her spouse comes home, and pestering the submitter into caring for ''[[ItsAllAboutMe her]]'' needs instead of those of their ill, bedridden wife. Then when the submitter's wife ends up having to have another surgery a few years later, the woman has the gall to invite herself over to "help" again. Unsurprisingly, the submitter bluntly turns her down.
--->''[[WithFriendsLikeThese I don’t even understand the type of “friend” who thinks this is an okay situation.]]''
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/some-people-should-not-be-given-this-kind-of-power/213184/ This Game Master]] turns a normal tabletop game all about himself when he rejects all the other players' characters and forces them to change it to make them look pathetic, like forcing a male player to turn his famous female model character into a homeless male nerd, since the G.M. didn't want them to play characters opposite of their gender; yet the G.M. makes a [[HerCodenameWasMarySue Mary Sue character]] for himself. The G.M. is also bigoted against LGBT people, since he constantly refers the submitter as "her" despite the submitter and the other players repeatedly pointing out that the submitter is an intersex male with feminine looks and voice, and the reason he forced the submitter to change his character to woman since "she's not a guy". The final straw comes when the G.M. cheats and tries to force the submitter's character to have sex with the G.M.'s character, despite the submitter's objections (both because it's out of character for his character to have sex with a stranger and also because the submitter's ''wife'' is playing with them as well, making the whole thing inappropriate). The submitter and his wife leave the game after that, with the rest following suit after they discover the G.M. was sending inappropriate pictures to the only lesbian in the group. Finally, the submitter blocks the G.M.'s number after the latter sends inappropriate texts to him, still not understanding that he's not a woman and is married.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/messing-with-the-ice-cream-truck-was-the-final-straw/247809/ This story]] has an entire family of Jerkasses, up to and unfortunately including the five children, the oldest of which is only eight. Parents too concerned with having money to buy drugs to ensure the house is habitable [[TrashOfTheTitans and letting trash pile up in the front yard until it's over six feet tall,]] and children who outright attack an ice cream vendor while swearing like sailors when the vendor won't give them free popsicles (because their parents spent all the money on drugs). When the police are called over this incident, meth is found in the home, and the father is subdued and arrested when he attacks the attending cops. No word on what happened to the family after that other than the house needing months before it was habitable again.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/all-this-space/253560/ This woman]] intentionally honks her horn at the submitter while they're in the middle of loading their groceries to take their spot, even though there are plenty of other (better) parking spots around the store she could park in. She ends up being all bark and no bite, however, as she flees the moment she mistakenly thinks the submitter is acting aggressive right back at her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/like-a-good-neighbor-f-bigots/265741/ This neighborhood racist]] scrawls the N-word onto the snow-covered windscreen of a black man who recently moved in, and is stated to have successfully forced another black family out of the area thanks to some apathetic cops. Fortunately (and amusingly) he already has LaserGuidedKarma coming for him in the form of some of the neighborhood's kids, who are going out of their way not only to clean the aforementioned windscreen before the man can wake up and see it but also to make the racist's life hell.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-story-took-a-turn-and-a-switch/294950/ This woman]] tries to steal the submitter's Nintendo Switch for her son while on a flight, and makes a ruckus when the submitter attempts to get it back. It then gets worse in stages - first, it's revealed that she somehow got a pair of scissors onto the plane, which gets her detained for carrying a weapon. Then, after landing and her removal, it emerges that the woman was in fact in the process of ''[[AbusiveParent kidnapping her own child]]'', who she only had joint custody of and was not allowed to take on vacation.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/divorce-followed-by-a-break-up/ This girl]] suggests that her boyfriend should let his friend kill herself over her parents' divorce, because she personally does not get why it's such a big deal and as such is assuming said friend is an attention whore. Her boyfriend [[TrueCompanions is not at all amused]], and [[LaserGuidedKarma dumps her on the spot]].
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-time-for-giving-only/ This whole family]] thinks it's "rude" that the only thing their friend could afford to give them for Christmas was a huge basket of sweets, handmade and from scratch. The fact that they have ''never once'' given that friend a gift in return, though, even after telling him of the many, many expensive things they got themselves? [[ItsAllAboutMe Nah, that's okay.]] As a bonus, they demand the sweets back [[LaserGuidedKarma when the submitter takes them away after being told that it's "rude" for him to be giving them sweets in the first place.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/should-have-been-carted-away/ This woman]] sees the poster getting in their car and quickly goes out of her way to block him in by putting her shopping cart behind his car (maybe so she could pull out first, maybe [[ItAmusedMe just for the hell of it]]). The submitter's response was to get out, push the cart behind her car, and ''flip it over''. [[LaserGuidedKarma As he drove off, he looked back and saw she wasn't strong enough to move it by herself.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/enough-to-make-you-unhinged/ The submitter here]] is rooming with three very immature and obnoxious men. One night, they continually keep him up, mock him when he complains, and as a "joke" remove the door to his room because [[DisproportionateRetribution the submitter wouldn't close a cabinet]] [[TheyJustDontGetIt that was repeatedly noted to have faulty hinges and as such unable to close]]. Needless to say, the housemates' reasoning of [[NeverMyFault "we thought you'd find it funny" and "it annoyed us"]] does not calm down the submitter at all.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-name-that-launched-a-thousand-rebuttals/131297/ This friend's husband]] thinks the submitter's baby's name, Cassandra, is a stupid, made-up name, and ironically enough [[CassandraTruth refuses to believe]] it's a name that's been around for thousands of years. And then he has to gall to claim he knows the Trojan Wars, yet doesn't know who Prince Paris of Troy is, assuming they're talking about the French city of the same name.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/hips-dont-lie-and-theyre-telling-me-shes-a-b/143365/ This old woman]] acts like a stuck-up jerk to the submitter for absolutely no reason, even though the submitter did nothing at all but [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished politely offer to let her take the last seat on the tram despite their hip problems]]. The woman even continues to yell at the submitter once they themselves are able to take a seat and calls them a "rude little [=b***=]" as she leaves the vehicle.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cause-for-un-pregnant-pause/145765/ This story]] is like a weird inversion of the last one, with a tram passenger getting mad at the submitter for ''standing up'', believing they've [[MistakenForPregnant mistaken her for pregnant]] and are trying to offer her their seat, which she takes as an insult. She refuses to listen when the submitter explains they were getting up because ''they're about to get off'', then attempts to grab them, [[LaserGuidedKarma losing her balance]] in the process. She then stands in front of the seat, blocking other people from sitting in it, and glares at the submitter until they get off.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/with-friends-like-these-you-might-literally-die/188012/ This woman]] offers to help the submitter look after their wife (who has just had a major surgery and an infection and currently has trouble moving around) while they're away at work. However, it soon becomes obvious that the woman has no actual intention of helping and just wants an excuse to mooch off someone else for a while, doing nothing but sitting around watching TV, "forgetting" to give the submitter's wife her medication and antibiotics, thereby causing the wife to be miserable until her spouse comes home, and pestering the submitter into caring for ''[[ItsAllAboutMe her]]'' needs instead of those of their ill, bedridden wife. Then when the submitter's wife ends up having to have another surgery a few years later, the woman has the gall to invite herself over to "help" again. Unsurprisingly, the submitter bluntly turns her down.
--->''[[WithFriendsLikeThese I don’t even understand the type of “friend” who thinks this is an okay situation.]]''
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/some-people-should-not-be-given-this-kind-of-power/213184/ This Game Master]] turns a normal tabletop game all about himself when he rejects all the other players' characters and forces them to change it to make them look pathetic, like forcing a male player to turn his famous female model character into a homeless male nerd, since the G.M. didn't want them to play characters opposite of their gender; yet the G.M. makes a [[HerCodenameWasMarySue Mary Sue character]] for himself. The G.M. is also bigoted against LGBT people, since he constantly refers the submitter as "her" despite the submitter and the other players repeatedly pointing out that the submitter is an intersex male with feminine looks and voice, and the reason he forced the submitter to change his character to woman since "she's not a guy". The final straw comes when the G.M. cheats and tries to force the submitter's character to have sex with the G.M.'s character, despite the submitter's objections (both because it's out of character for his character to have sex with a stranger and also because the submitter's ''wife'' is playing with them as well, making the whole thing inappropriate). The submitter and his wife leave the game after that, with the rest following suit after they discover the G.M. was sending inappropriate pictures to the only lesbian in the group. Finally, the submitter blocks the G.M.'s number after the latter sends inappropriate texts to him, still not understanding that he's not a woman and is married.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/messing-with-the-ice-cream-truck-was-the-final-straw/247809/ This story]] has an entire family of Jerkasses, up to and unfortunately including the five children, the oldest of which is only eight. Parents too concerned with having money to buy drugs to ensure the house is habitable [[TrashOfTheTitans and letting trash pile up in the front yard until it's over six feet tall,]] and children who outright attack an ice cream vendor while swearing like sailors when the vendor won't give them free popsicles (because their parents spent all the money on drugs). When the police are called over this incident, meth is found in the home, and the father is subdued and arrested when he attacks the attending cops. No word on what happened to the family after that other than the house needing months before it was habitable again.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/all-this-space/253560/ This woman]] intentionally honks her horn at the submitter while they're in the middle of loading their groceries to take their spot, even though there are plenty of other (better) parking spots around the store she could park in. She ends up being all bark and no bite, however, as she flees the moment she mistakenly thinks the submitter is acting aggressive right back at her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/like-a-good-neighbor-f-bigots/265741/ This neighborhood racist]] scrawls the N-word onto the snow-covered windscreen of a black man who recently moved in, and is stated to have successfully forced another black family out of the area thanks to some apathetic cops. Fortunately (and amusingly) he already has LaserGuidedKarma coming for him in the form of some of the neighborhood's kids, who are going out of their way not only to clean the aforementioned windscreen before the man can wake up and see it but also to make the racist's life hell.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-story-took-a-turn-and-a-switch/294950/ This woman]] tries to steal the submitter's Nintendo Switch for her son while on a flight, and makes a ruckus when the submitter attempts to get it back. It then gets worse in stages - first, it's revealed that she somehow got a pair of scissors onto the plane, which gets her detained for carrying a weapon. Then, after landing and her removal, it emerges that the woman was in fact in the process of ''[[AbusiveParent kidnapping her own child]]'', who she only had joint custody of and was not allowed to take on vacation.
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* {{Jerkass}}:
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/divorce-followed-by-a-break-up/ This girl]] suggests that her boyfriend should let his friend kill herself over her parents' divorce, because she personally does not get why it's such a big deal and as such is assuming said friend is an attention whore. Her boyfriend [[TrueCompanions is not at all amused]], and [[LaserGuidedKarma dumps her on{{Jerkass}}: As [[Jerkass/NotAlwaysRight the spot]].
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-time-for-giving-only/ This whole family]] thinks it's "rude" that the only thing their friend could afford to give them for Christmas was a huge basket of sweets, handmade and from scratch. The fact that they have ''never once'' given that friend a gift in return, though, even after telling him of the many, many expensive things they got themselves? [[ItsAllAboutMe Nah, that's okay.]] As a bonus, they demand the sweets back [[LaserGuidedKarma when the submitter takes them away after being told that it's "rude" for him to be giving them sweets in the first place.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/should-have-been-carted-away/ This woman]] sees the poster getting in their car and quickly goes out of her way to block him in by putting her shopping cart behind his car (maybe so she could pull out first, maybe [[ItAmusedMe just for the hell of it]]). The submitter's response was to get out, push the cart behind her car, and ''flip it over''. [[LaserGuidedKarma As he drove off, he looked back and saw she wasn't strong enough to move it by herself.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/enough-to-make-you-unhinged/ The submitter here]] is rooming with three very immature and obnoxious men. One night, they continually keep him up, mock him when he complains, and as a "joke" remove the door to his room because [[DisproportionateRetribution the submitter wouldn't close a cabinet]] [[TheyJustDontGetIt that was repeatedly noted to have faulty hinges and as such unable to close]]. Needless to say, the housemates' reasoning of [[NeverMyFault "we thought you'd find it funny" and "it annoyed us"]] does not calm down the submitter at all.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-name-that-launched-a-thousand-rebuttals/131297/ This friend's husband]] thinks the submitter's baby's name, Cassandra, is a stupid, made-up name, and ironically enough [[CassandraTruth refuses to believe]] it's a name that's been around for thousands of years. And then he has to gall to claim he knows the Trojan Wars, yet doesn't know who Prince Paris of Troy is, assuming they're talking about the French city of the same name.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/hips-dont-lie-and-theyre-telling-me-shes-a-b/143365/ This old woman]] acts like a stuck-up jerk to the submitter for absolutely no reason, even though the submitter did nothing at all but [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished politely offer to let her take the last seat on the tram despite their hip problems]]. The woman even continues to yell at the submitter once they themselves are able to take a seat and calls them a "rude little [=b***=]" as she leaves the vehicle.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cause-for-un-pregnant-pause/145765/ This story]] is like a weird inversion of the last one, with a tram passenger getting mad at the submitter for ''standing up'', believing they've [[MistakenForPregnant mistaken her for pregnant]] and are trying to offer her their seat, which she takes as an insult. She refuses to listen when the submitter explains they were getting up because ''they're about to get off'', then attempts to grab them, [[LaserGuidedKarma losing her balance]] in the process. She then stands in front of the seat, blocking other people from sitting in it, and glares at the submitter until they get off.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/with-friends-like-these-you-might-literally-die/188012/ This woman]] offers to help the submitter look after their wife (who has just had a major surgery and an infection and currently has trouble moving around) while they're away at work. However, it soon becomes obvious that the woman has no actual intention of helping and just wants an excuse to mooch off someone else for a while, doing nothing but sitting around watching TV, "forgetting" to give the submitter's wife her medication and antibiotics, thereby causing the wife to be miserable until her spouse comes home, and pestering the submitter into caring for ''[[ItsAllAboutMe her]]'' needs instead of those of their ill, bedridden wife. Then when the submitter's wife ends up having to have another surgery a few years later, the woman has the gall to invite herself over to "help" again. Unsurprisingly, the submitter bluntly turns her down.
--->''[[WithFriendsLikeThese I don’t even understand the type of “friend” who thinks this is an okay situation.]]''
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/some-people-should-not-be-given-this-kind-of-power/213184/ This Game Master]] turns a normal tabletop game all about himself when he rejects all the other players' characters and forces them to change it to make them look pathetic, like forcing a male player to turn his famous female model character into a homeless male nerd, since the G.M. didn't want them to play characters opposite of their gender; yet the G.M. makes a [[HerCodenameWasMarySue Mary Sue character]] for himself. The G.M. is also bigoted against LGBT people, since he constantly refers the submitter as "her" despite the submitter and the other players repeatedly pointing out that the submitter is an intersex male with feminine looks and voice, and the reason he forced the submitter to change his character to woman since "she's not a guy". The final straw comes when the G.M. cheats and tries to force the submitter's character to have sex with the G.M.'s character, despite the submitter's objections (both because it's out of character for his character to have sex with a stranger and also because the submitter's ''wife'' is playing with them as well, making the whole thing inappropriate). The submitter and his wife leave the game after that, with the rest following suit after they discover the G.M. was sending inappropriate pictures to the only lesbian in the group. Finally, the submitter blocks the G.M.'s number after the latter sends inappropriate texts to him, still not understanding that he's not a woman and is married.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/messing-with-the-ice-cream-truck-was-the-final-straw/247809/ This story]] has an entire family of Jerkasses, up to and unfortunately including the five children, the oldest of which is only eight. Parents too concerned with having money to buy drugs to ensure the house is habitable [[TrashOfTheTitans and letting trash pile up in the front yard until it's over six feet tall,]] and children who outright attack an ice cream vendor while swearing like sailors when the vendor won't give them free popsicles (because their parents spent all the money on drugs). When the police are called over this incident, meth is found in the home, and the father is subdued and arrested when he attacks the attending cops. No word on what happened to the family after that other than the house needing months before it was habitable again.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/all-this-space/253560/ This woman]] intentionally honks her horn at the submitter while they're in the middle of loading their groceries to take their spot, even though there are plenty of other (better) parking spots around the store she could park in. She ends up being all bark and no bite, however, as she flees the moment she mistakenly thinks the submitter is acting aggressive right back at her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/like-a-good-neighbor-f-bigots/265741/ This neighborhood racist]] scrawls the N-word onto the snow-covered windscreen of a black man who recently moved in, and is stated to have successfully forced another black family out of the area thanks to some apathetic cops. Fortunately (and amusingly) he already has LaserGuidedKarma coming for him in the form of some of the neighborhood's kids, who are going out of their way not only to clean the aforementioned windscreen before the man can wake up and see it but also to make the racist's life hell.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-story-took-a-turn-and-a-switch/294950/ This woman]] tries to steal the submitter's Nintendo Switch for her son while on a flight, and makes a ruckus when the submitter attempts to get it back. It then gets worse in stages - first, it's revealed that she somehow got a pair of scissors onto the plane, which gets her detained for carrying a weapon. Then, after landing and her removal, it emerges that the woman was in fact in the process of ''[[AbusiveParent kidnapping her own child]]'', who she only had joint custody of and was not allowed to take on vacation.NAR omnibus page]] demonstrates.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/divorce-followed-by-a-break-up/ This girl]] suggests that her boyfriend should let his friend kill herself over her parents' divorce, because she personally does not get why it's such a big deal and as such is assuming said friend is an attention whore. Her boyfriend [[TrueCompanions is not at all amused]], and [[LaserGuidedKarma dumps her on
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-time-for-giving-only/ This whole family]] thinks it's "rude" that the only thing their friend could afford to give them for Christmas was a huge basket of sweets, handmade and from scratch. The fact that they have ''never once'' given that friend a gift in return, though, even after telling him of the many, many expensive things they got themselves? [[ItsAllAboutMe Nah, that's okay.]] As a bonus, they demand the sweets back [[LaserGuidedKarma when the submitter takes them away after being told that it's "rude" for him to be giving them sweets in the first place.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/should-have-been-carted-away/ This woman]] sees the poster getting in their car and quickly goes out of her way to block him in by putting her shopping cart behind his car (maybe so she could pull out first, maybe [[ItAmusedMe just for the hell of it]]). The submitter's response was to get out, push the cart behind her car, and ''flip it over''. [[LaserGuidedKarma As he drove off, he looked back and saw she wasn't strong enough to move it by herself.]]
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/enough-to-make-you-unhinged/ The submitter here]] is rooming with three very immature and obnoxious men. One night, they continually keep him up, mock him when he complains, and as a "joke" remove the door to his room because [[DisproportionateRetribution the submitter wouldn't close a cabinet]] [[TheyJustDontGetIt that was repeatedly noted to have faulty hinges and as such unable to close]]. Needless to say, the housemates' reasoning of [[NeverMyFault "we thought you'd find it funny" and "it annoyed us"]] does not calm down the submitter at all.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-name-that-launched-a-thousand-rebuttals/131297/ This friend's husband]] thinks the submitter's baby's name, Cassandra, is a stupid, made-up name, and ironically enough [[CassandraTruth refuses to believe]] it's a name that's been around for thousands of years. And then he has to gall to claim he knows the Trojan Wars, yet doesn't know who Prince Paris of Troy is, assuming they're talking about the French city of the same name.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/hips-dont-lie-and-theyre-telling-me-shes-a-b/143365/ This old woman]] acts like a stuck-up jerk to the submitter for absolutely no reason, even though the submitter did nothing at all but [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished politely offer to let her take the last seat on the tram despite their hip problems]]. The woman even continues to yell at the submitter once they themselves are able to take a seat and calls them a "rude little [=b***=]" as she leaves the vehicle.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/cause-for-un-pregnant-pause/145765/ This story]] is like a weird inversion of the last one, with a tram passenger getting mad at the submitter for ''standing up'', believing they've [[MistakenForPregnant mistaken her for pregnant]] and are trying to offer her their seat, which she takes as an insult. She refuses to listen when the submitter explains they were getting up because ''they're about to get off'', then attempts to grab them, [[LaserGuidedKarma losing her balance]] in the process. She then stands in front of the seat, blocking other people from sitting in it, and glares at the submitter until they get off.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/with-friends-like-these-you-might-literally-die/188012/ This woman]] offers to help the submitter look after their wife (who has just had a major surgery and an infection and currently has trouble moving around) while they're away at work. However, it soon becomes obvious that the woman has no actual intention of helping and just wants an excuse to mooch off someone else for a while, doing nothing but sitting around watching TV, "forgetting" to give the submitter's wife her medication and antibiotics, thereby causing the wife to be miserable until her spouse comes home, and pestering the submitter into caring for ''[[ItsAllAboutMe her]]'' needs instead of those of their ill, bedridden wife. Then when the submitter's wife ends up having to have another surgery a few years later, the woman has the gall to invite herself over to "help" again. Unsurprisingly, the submitter bluntly turns her down.
--->''[[WithFriendsLikeThese I don’t even understand the type of “friend” who thinks this is an okay situation.]]''
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/some-people-should-not-be-given-this-kind-of-power/213184/ This Game Master]] turns a normal tabletop game all about himself when he rejects all the other players' characters and forces them to change it to make them look pathetic, like forcing a male player to turn his famous female model character into a homeless male nerd, since the G.M. didn't want them to play characters opposite of their gender; yet the G.M. makes a [[HerCodenameWasMarySue Mary Sue character]] for himself. The G.M. is also bigoted against LGBT people, since he constantly refers the submitter as "her" despite the submitter and the other players repeatedly pointing out that the submitter is an intersex male with feminine looks and voice, and the reason he forced the submitter to change his character to woman since "she's not a guy". The final straw comes when the G.M. cheats and tries to force the submitter's character to have sex with the G.M.'s character, despite the submitter's objections (both because it's out of character for his character to have sex with a stranger and also because the submitter's ''wife'' is playing with them as well, making the whole thing inappropriate). The submitter and his wife leave the game after that, with the rest following suit after they discover the G.M. was sending inappropriate pictures to the only lesbian in the group. Finally, the submitter blocks the G.M.'s number after the latter sends inappropriate texts to him, still not understanding that he's not a woman and is married.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/messing-with-the-ice-cream-truck-was-the-final-straw/247809/ This story]] has an entire family of Jerkasses, up to and unfortunately including the five children, the oldest of which is only eight. Parents too concerned with having money to buy drugs to ensure the house is habitable [[TrashOfTheTitans and letting trash pile up in the front yard until it's over six feet tall,]] and children who outright attack an ice cream vendor while swearing like sailors when the vendor won't give them free popsicles (because their parents spent all the money on drugs). When the police are called over this incident, meth is found in the home, and the father is subdued and arrested when he attacks the attending cops. No word on what happened to the family after that other than the house needing months before it was habitable again.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/all-this-space/253560/ This woman]] intentionally honks her horn at the submitter while they're in the middle of loading their groceries to take their spot, even though there are plenty of other (better) parking spots around the store she could park in. She ends up being all bark and no bite, however, as she flees the moment she mistakenly thinks the submitter is acting aggressive right back at her.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/like-a-good-neighbor-f-bigots/265741/ This neighborhood racist]] scrawls the N-word onto the snow-covered windscreen of a black man who recently moved in, and is stated to have successfully forced another black family out of the area thanks to some apathetic cops. Fortunately (and amusingly) he already has LaserGuidedKarma coming for him in the form of some of the neighborhood's kids, who are going out of their way not only to clean the aforementioned windscreen before the man can wake up and see it but also to make the racist's life hell.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-story-took-a-turn-and-a-switch/294950/ This woman]] tries to steal the submitter's Nintendo Switch for her son while on a flight, and makes a ruckus when the submitter attempts to get it back. It then gets worse in stages - first, it's revealed that she somehow got a pair of scissors onto the plane, which gets her detained for carrying a weapon. Then, after landing and her removal, it emerges that the woman was in fact in the process of ''[[AbusiveParent kidnapping her own child]]'', who she only had joint custody of and was not allowed to take on vacation.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/even-a-please-wouldnt-have-helped-this-one/301771/ A woman in an airport]] demands somebody get out of her way, intending to barrel her way past them if they don't. They move out of the way at the last moment... and she walks straight into the pillar they were leaning against.
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** In a similar vein, [[https://notalwaysright.com/you-run-into-some-real-animals-at-the-zoo/218033/ this old woman]] nosily and insensitively tells a kid who uses crutches that she should stop eating burgers as to not gain weight and then gets concerned because the kid is hanging out with her black cousin.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/even-mother-nature-hates-your-stupid-car/247251/ This guy]] tries to reserve five cars' worth of parking spaces to protect his fancy sports car, much to his neighbours' frustration. Later, when ash from the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull deposits volcanic ash onto his car, he tries washing it off. The submitter tries to advise him against this, but the guy tells them to "f*** off," so the submitter relents, opting ''not'' to tell him that washing volcanic ash off his car with water is a good way to scour off the paintjob…
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* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[https://notalwaysright.com/explosions-leading-to-explosions-leading-to-lawsuits/299282/ A quartet of angry dads]] run down and pummel a trio of rude neighbors who were firing bottle rockets on a crowded street after one rocket hits one of their wives in the face (severely burning her in the process), after the quartet had politely asked them to stop. While the cops can't do anything more than a light warning (since no one is interested in snitching on the dads), the family of the injured woman takes the three to court and ultimately runs them out of the neighborhood.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events, backed up by dash cam footage: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam footage whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the commenters become hostile towards the neighbor, and unable to defend himself due to the dash cam footage providing damaging context, he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events, backed up by dash cam footage: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam footage whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the commenters become hostile towards the neighbor, and unable to defend himself due to the damning dash cam footage providing damaging context, footage, he ends up deleting the post.post and reconfiguring his security camera to only be set off by things going onto his property.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the commenters become hostile towards the neighbor, and he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: events, backed up by dash cam footage: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts footage whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the commenters become hostile towards the neighbor, and unable to defend himself due to the dash cam footage providing damaging context, he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, a collective JerkassRealization causes the commenters to become hostile towards the neighbor, and he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, a collective JerkassRealization causes the commenters to become hostile towards the neighbor, and he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, a collective JerkassRealization causes the comments commenters to become hostile towards the neighbor, and he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is angled in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the comments become hostile towards the neighbor.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric so wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was, especially since they were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is angled configured in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the comments become hostile towards the neighbor.neighbor, and he ends up deleting the post.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric and going at 9mph, so the car wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was and they certainly weren't "speeding like their a** [was] on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is angled in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the comments become hostile towards the neighbor.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly noisily rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric and going at 9mph, so the car wasn't anywhere near as noisy as the neighbor is implying it was and was, especially since they certainly weren't were driving at 9mph, which is hardly "speeding like their a** [was] is on fire"; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is angled in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the comments become hostile towards the neighbor.
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* OneSideOfTheStory: [[https://notalwaysright.com/floodlighting-your-feed-with-the-truth/298793/ This nasty neighbor]] posts an out-of-context picture of a car supposedly rocketing down the road at half past 3 in the morning and waking him up. Commenters are on his side until the car's owner chimes in with ''their'' version of events: the car is electric and going at 9mph so isn't anywhere near as fast or noisy as the neighbor is implying; they have to be at work by 4am so have an actual reason to be driving at this seemingly ridiculous time; and the security camera he's using is angled in such a way that its floodlight is set off by cars on the ''opposite side of the road'', and said floodlight is so bright that the dash cam clip the owner posts whites out and shows that they were forced to slow down because they were dazzled. The moment the owner chimes in, the comments become hostile towards the neighbor.
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* DisproportionateRetribution: [[http://notalwaysright.com/dishing-the-dirty-dishes/ This person's roommate]] moves out without a word (potentially causing money issues) because the writer of the story changed the wifi password in response to her refusing to do the dishes to the point they were growing moldy.
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** [[http://notalwaysright.com/dishing-the-dirty-dishes/ This person's roommate]] moves out without a word (potentially causing money issues) because the writer of the story changed the wifi password in response to her refusing to do the dishes to the point they were growingmoldy.moldy.
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/super-soaker-smashdown/298791/ This old man]] ''[[WouldHurtAChild attacks a seven-year-old boy]]'' (leaving the poor kid with bruises and a sore neck) and destroys his Super Soaker after the boy accidentally sprays the man's window with it (doing no damage whatsoever). The kid's unamused parents call the police as soon as they find out what happened, and the man [[LaserGuidedKarma is forced to pay several fines and replace the Super Soaker]].
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/dishing-the-dirty-dishes/ This person's roommate]] moves out without a word (potentially causing money issues) because the writer of the story changed the wifi password in response to her refusing to do the dishes to the point they were growing
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/super-soaker-smashdown/298791/ This old man]] ''[[WouldHurtAChild attacks a seven-year-old boy]]'' (leaving the poor kid with bruises and a sore neck) and destroys his Super Soaker after the boy accidentally sprays the man's window with it (doing no damage whatsoever). The kid's unamused parents call the police as soon as they find out what happened, and the man [[LaserGuidedKarma is forced to pay several fines and replace the Super Soaker]].
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* TookALevelInJerkass: [[https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-you-have-to-cut-the-line/214034/ This submitter's former friend]] is noted that she used to be a friendly girl who was cool to hang out with. But over time, she became more and more selfish, with the final nail in the coffin being that she insulted the submitter for hating fish ''twice'', despite the submitter noting that fish makes her gag and lose her appetite. Also, as one more twist to the knife, she called the common interests that brought them together in the first place "childish." What was left of that friendship came to an end after that, with the submitter sadly noting that she still misses the person this now ex-friend used to be, but she's changed for the worse.
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** The crazy woman in [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-story-took-a-turn-and-a-switch/294950/ this story]] was already pressing her luck by taking her child on a flight despite explicitly being told she legally wasn't allowed to, and on her last chance, no less. But apparently, this woman didn't even consider that trying to steal the submitter's UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch, which itself is a crime, would expose her stunt and make her lose all her remaining custody of her child.
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* AllGermansAreNazis: Things that mean you're a nazi according to [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-can-not-see-beyond-her-preconceived-notions/290291/ this girl]]: Having a German last name, listening to modern German metal bands, and saying the word 'gesundheit' when someone sneezes. As the thoroughly annoyed submitter (who's being accused of nazi-dom for the above things) points out, his German ancestors emigrated before UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, and that he, being a homosexual, would ''also'' have been a target for the Nazi regime, not someone who'd be "marching [her] into the camps himself."
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* AllGermansAreNazis: Things that mean you're a nazi according to [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-can-not-see-beyond-her-preconceived-notions/290291/ this girl]]: Having a German last name, listening to modern German metal bands, and saying the word 'gesundheit' when someone sneezes. As the thoroughly annoyed submitter (who's being accused of nazi-dom for the above things) points out, his German ancestors emigrated before UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, and that he, being a homosexual, gay, would ''also'' have been a target for the Nazi regime, not someone who'd be "marching [her] into the camps himself."
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* BadassAdorable: [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-defeat-is-humiliating-but-adorable/246768/ This little girl]] will kick your ass at ''VideoGame/StreetFighter''.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-story-took-a-turn-and-a-switch/294950/ This woman]] tries to steal the submitter's Nintendo Switch for her son while on a flight, and makes a ruckus when the submitter attempts to get it back. It then gets worse in stages - first, it's revealed that she somehow got a pair of scissors onto the plane, which gets her detained for carrying a weapon. Then, after landing and her removal, it emerges that the woman was in fact in the process of ''[[AbusiveParent kidnapping her own child]]'', who she only had joint custody of and was not allowed to take on vacation.
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** Another allergy denier [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-problem-is-no-small-potatoes/230039/ deliberately serves a potato casserole to a child guest with a known potato allergy]], then ''yells at the child for '''vomiting blood'''''.
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* LethalChef: [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-toast-is-toast/ Whoever]] is preparing the food at this camp.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-toast-is-toast/ Whoever]] is preparing the food at this camp.
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* ExhaustionInducedIdiocy: [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-scam-wasnt-a-smashing-success-or-was-it/292468/ This roommate]], who is noted to be TheDitz to an extent, is woken up at an ungodly hour by a phone scammer, doesn't fall for the scam, but interprets their call to mean that someone is watching him through his computer. So he opts to ''smash his computer to pieces with a hammer''.
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* AllGermansAreNazis: Things that mean you're a nazi according to [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-can-not-see-beyond-her-preconceived-notions/290291/ this girl]]: Having a German last name, listening to modern German metal bands, and saying the word 'gesundheit' when someone sneezes. As the thoroughly annoyed submitter (who's being accused of nazi-dom for the above things) points out, his German ancestors emigrated before WW1, and that he, being a homosexual, would ''also'' have been a target for the Nazi regime, not someone who'd be "marching [her] into the camps himself."
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* AllGermansAreNazis: Things that mean you're a nazi according to [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-can-not-see-beyond-her-preconceived-notions/290291/ this girl]]: Having a German last name, listening to modern German metal bands, and saying the word 'gesundheit' when someone sneezes. As the thoroughly annoyed submitter (who's being accused of nazi-dom for the above things) points out, his German ancestors emigrated before WW1, UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, and that he, being a homosexual, would ''also'' have been a target for the Nazi regime, not someone who'd be "marching [her] into the camps himself."
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* AllGermansAreNazis: Things that mean you're a nazi according to [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-can-not-see-beyond-her-preconceived-notions/290291/ this girl]]: Having a German last name, listening to modern German metal bands, and saying the word 'gesundheit' when someone sneezes. As the thoroughly annoyed submitter (who's being accused of nazi-dom for the above things) points out, his German ancestors emigrated before WW1, and that he, being a homosexual, would ''also'' have been a target for the Nazi regime, not someone who'd be "marching [her] into the camps himself."
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-supercharged-superstorm/ The most important thing during a disaster]].
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* WeirdWeather: Features in [[https://notalwaysright.com/not-sure-whether-we-can-weather-this-weather/289599/ this story]], where in the span of a mere twenty minutes tourists in a Greek tourist town go from enjoying a pleasant summer morning to having to scramble for shelter when a freak weather pattern over the Mediterranean Sea that not even the local weather was able to predict turned what was supposed to just be a few rain showers into what is described by the submitter as feeling like they were in the middle of a hurricane.
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* BaitAndSwitch: [[https://notalwaysright.com/a-weird-game-to-play-with-your-kids-care/287497/ This man,]] a regular at a board game night, approaches a newbie inviting them to join another game night at his house. On arrival, it turns out that the other 'players' at this 'game night' are the man's kids, which he expects the newbie to babysit while he goes out on a date with his wife. It later emerges he'd tried this scam before with other members of the actual group, and was on his last warning; he tries to claim that since he approached the newbie in the parking lot, the owner of the store where it takes place can't take action, [[PersonaNonGrata but he's banned anyway.]]
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-no-one-likes-you/284477/ This guy]] joins a group of friends in their outings and get-togethers and promptly attempts to seize control of everything the group does, from what music they listen to to what games they play, and pushes them into doing activities that he is the only one interested in doing. The last straw happens when he shows up to the submitter's birthday party uninvited and tries to force the group to get drunk with him over poker games, to the point of turning off the TV in the middle of the group's intense ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' race to demand the group do so. At this point, the friend who originally invited him to join their group in the first place finally tells him to stop trying to make everything about him, resulting in the guy sitting around pouting for a while before quietly slinking out the door, never being heard from by the group again afterward.
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* KnowNothingKnowItAll: [[http://notalwaysright.com/an-evergreen-state-even-during-twilight/ This submitter]] absolutely hates ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', not because [[ItsPopularNowItSucks it's "cool" to do so or whatever]], but because people who have never once set foot in Washington state think they know more about the place than the submitter who has ''lived'' there their entire life, thanks to that series.[[invoked]]
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* KnowNothingKnowItAll: [[http://notalwaysright.com/an-evergreen-state-even-during-twilight/ This submitter]] absolutely hates ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'', not because [[ItsPopularNowItSucks it's "cool" to do so or whatever]], but because people who have never once set foot in Washington state think they know more about the place than the submitter who has ''lived'' there their entire life, thanks to that series.[[invoked]]
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* EarWorm: [[https://notalwaysright.com/and-now-you-too/31968/ A text between friends]] shows how easy it is to get the song, [[Series/TheMuppetShow "Mahna-Mahna"]], stuck in one's head.
