History Website / NobodyHere

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/twin.here Twin]]" Jogchem states, while Jogchem's twin brother got a job in advertising and eventually a home and a wife, he was "left behind with [his] worthless talent to make the wrong choices".

* HookersAndBlow: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/hermit.here Hermit]]" has Jogchem bring a hermit crab to the city, only for it to hide behind drugs, religion, money and lust. It contains a little interactive animation of the crab dancing behind beer, a pack of Marlboros and some Prozac.

* StalkerWithACrush: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/stalker.here Stalker]]" is about Jogchem stalking a woman despite having amnesia--he can't remember her name or if she filed a restraining order.

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/homophobic.here Dance]]" has Jogchem dancing along a group of teddy bears, most of which are damaged in the same ways that you could hurt them in "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/bear.here Bear]]".

* WaxingLyrical: The description for "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/lost.here Lost]]" reads "But I still haven't found what I'm looking for", a reference to the Music/U2 song of the same name.

* CardiovascularLove: A flashing heart shows up in the background after completing the minigame in "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/socks.here Socks]]". Jogchem did say that they were his greatest love, after all!

* OffScreenTeleportation: In some of the animations on "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/box.here Box]]", Jogchem will leave the screen from one side and then re-enter from a different place.

* OffScreenTeleporting: In some of the animations on "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/box.here Box]]", Jogchem will leave the screen from one side and then re-enter from a different place.

* GetOut: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/traces.here Traces]]" has Jogchem write a note to his houseplant, telling it to get out because it moved things around. Then he finds a note behind the cupboard with exactly the same thing written on it.

[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/me.here Nobody Here]] is a website founded in 1998 by Dutch artist Jogchem Niemandsverdriet. In essence, it's comprised of a series of short stories, random musings and the occasional interactive toy. Pages will frequently have links to other pages, which themselves have links to other pages. Reader beware, you might spend a lot of time [[WikiWalk traveling through the links]].

!!Nobody Here provides examples of:

** Asking for a hint in "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/think.here Think]]" will suggest that "the only way to win the game is not to play it", referencing a famous quote from the film ''Film/WarGames''.

* ShoutOut: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/superman.here Superman]]" has Jogchem compare himself to the [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} famous superhero]], "helplessly looking for his glasses".

-->Notice the impact of abstract notions of self-consciousness on a cow. (Also, the bubbles they go 'pop'.)

-->''I don't have to take this! I'll... I'll grab him! And then shake him! Verbally, that is... I'll tell him a thing or two... And ask him when he's going to leave.\\
As soon as he wakes up...''

* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/mister.here Mister]]" is about a stranger following Jogchem into his house and making himself at home. While confused as to who he is and why he's doing this, Jogchem doesn't particularly seem to mind.

* RedEyesTakeWarning: You can give red eyes to the creepy girl's face in "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/present.here Present]]", if you so desire. More pressingly, [[spoiler:she will always have red eyes during the JumpScare]].