History WebVideo / EarthlingCinema

* RubberForeheadAliens: What differentiates Garyx's species from humans physically is his eyebrows.

''"Greetings and welcome to Earthling Cinema. He is your host, Garyx Wurmuloid."''

''Earthling Cinema'' is a web series made by the group known as Website/{{Wisecrack}}. It stars Mark Schroeder as the host Garyx Wurmuloid, an alien archeologist that "discovers" movies from the 20th and 21st century, provides [[FutureImperfect hilariously inaccurate]] summary of the film and then proceeds to give a brief, in-depth look on the message of the film.

** Garyx often directs his anger at someone called Karen, presumably an ex-wife of his, who fittingly enough shares her name with a stereotype of ObnoxiousEntitledHousewife.

''"Greetings and welcome to Earthling Cinema. He is your host, Garryx Wurmuloid."''

''Earthling Cinema'' is a web series made by the group known as Website/{{Wisecrack}}. It stars Mark Schroeder as the host Garryx Wurmuloid, an alien archeologist that "discovers" movies from the 20th and 21st century, provides [[FutureImperfect hilariously inaccurate]] summary of the film and then proceeds to give a brief, in-depth look on the message of the film.

* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Subverted, as Garryx claims that humans lack the necessary vocal cords to speak his language, implying that either he is not actually speaking English or he is speaking English but it is a second language for him.
* AmbiguouslyBi: Garryx has at least one ex-wife, and, in the Up video, says that who wouldn't want a piece of [[Creator/KevinBacon Kevin's Bacon]]
* BigOlEyebrows: Garryx himself has these and as a fondness for big eyebrows in movie characters. He even once stated that under his eyebrows, he possesses "another, crazier set of eyebrows." They also connect him to a shared, telepathic network.
* ContagiousPowers: Garryx describes [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa]] as "a princess who suffers from a rare, {{human|ityIsInfectious}} [[DiseaseByAnyOtherName condition]] called 'unexplained mutant [[AnIcePerson ice powers]]'."
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: While Garryx is not a traditional {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, his spotty (at best) knowledge of humanity often paints him as one. He usually makes wildly inaccurate mistakes when identifying Earth culture, its people, its geography, or its technology. Despite this, his analysis of movie themes and philosophies is almost always spot on.
* EmotionSuppression: According to Garryx, emotions are punishable by death on his planet (though that doesn't stop him from occasionally slipping a smile or scowl every now and again).

-->'''Garryx:''' [[Film/DjangoUnchained So Schultz and Django pretend to be interested in buying some of Calvin's living sports equipment for $12,000]] -- [[RidiculousFutureInflation which due to inflation equals about 89 quintillion blargotrons]].
* FutureImperfect: The whole joke of the series is Garryx incorrectly explaining the cultural context of the events of each films, the characters and identities of the actors.
* NotSoAboveItAll: While Garryx often dismisses humans for our many faults and relationship problems, he clearly has many similar issues of his own, such as having father issues, trouble with the in-laws, and at least one failed marriage.
-->'''Garryx:''' Turns out the artist is actually a boggart named Pennywise, who's preferred pronoun is "it"... ''[suddenly becomes angry; shakes fist in the air]'' DAAAD!
* OminousMessageFromTheFuture: Played for laughs, of course. Garryx often makes vague references to whatever it was that caused the collapse of human civilization, but since the audience clearly is supposed to know it already, he never clarifies. The closest thing we've gotten is that it was caused by rampant consumerism and was something impossible to predict.
* RubberForeheadAliens: What differentiates Garryx's species from humans physically is his eyebrows.

** Garryx will often misidentify any piece of semi-advanced technology (most often cell phones or computers) as a Samsung Galaxy Note.

** Garryx likewise often misidentifies non-human Earth creatures as various types of "horses".
** Whenever Garryx states the setting of a film, the screen shows a picture of ''the entire galaxy'', with a red arrow pointing to the general vicinity of Earth.
* AStormIsComing: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK9rhr06lGA&index=4&list=PLghL9V9QTN0hRWpPpyh6T7_V2Nmah6rHj Hidden Meaning in Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino)]]", Garryx claims that UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar was "the first of seven".

* ContagiousPowers: Garryx describes [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Elsa]] as "a princess who suffers from a rare, [[HumanityIsInfectious human]] [[DiseaseByAnyOtherName condition]] called 'unexplained mutant [[AnIcePerson ice powers]]'."

* BigOlEyebrows: Garryx himself has these and as a fondness for big eyebrows in movie characters. He even once stated that under his eyebrows, he possesses "another, crazier set of eyebrows."

* RubberForeheadAliens: What differentiate's Garryx's species from humans physically is his eyebrows.

''Greetings and welcome to Earthling Cinema. He is your host, Garryx Wurmuloid.''

** Garryx likewise often misidentifies non-human earth creatures as various types of "horses".

** Whenever a clip of someone eating is shown, their mouths are censored with a CensorBox, implying it to be obscene in Garryx's time.

** Garryx likewise often misidentifies non-human earth creatures as various types of ‘horses.’

!!This series provides examples of:

* AStormIsComing: In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK9rhr06lGA&index=4&list=PLghL9V9QTN0hRWpPpyh6T7_V2Nmah6rHj Hidden Meaning in Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino)]]", Garryx claims that UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar was "the first of seven."
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Subverted, as Garryx claims that humans lack the necessary vocal cords to speak his language, implying that either he is not actually speaking English or he is speaking English but it is a second language him.

* FictionalCurrency: As stated here…
--> [[Film/DjangoUnchained So Schultz and Django pretend to be interested in buying some of Calvin's living sports equipment for $12000]] -- [[RidiculousFutureInflation which due to inflation equals about 89 quintillion blargotrons]].

->'''Garryx:''' Turns out the artist is actually a boggart named Pennywise, who's preferred pronoun is "it". . . ''[Suddenly becomes angry; shakes fist in the air]'' DAAAD!

* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: While Garryx is not a traditional CloudCuckoolander, his spotty (at best) knowledge of humanity often paints him as one. He usually makes wildly inaccurate mistakes when identifying Earth culture, its people, its geography, or its technology. Despite this, his analysis of movie themes and philosophies is almost always spot on.

* AccidentallyCorrectWriting: While Garryx often wildly inaccurate mistakes when identifying Earth culture, its people, its geography, or its technology, his analysis of movie themes and philosophies is almost always spot on.

->'''Garryx:''' . . . Turns out the artist is actually a boggart named Pennywise, who's preferred pronoun is "it". . . ''[Suddenly becomes angry; shakes fist in the air]'' DAAAD!

* NotSoAboveItAll: While Garryx often dismisses humans for our many faults and relationship problems, he clearly has many similar issues of his own, such as having gather issues, trouble with the in-laws, and at least one failed marriage.

* NotSoAboveItAll: While Garryx often dismisses humans for our many faults and relationship problems, he clearly has many similar issues of his own, such as having Father issues, trouble with the in-laws, and at least one failed marriage.
'''Garryx:''' . . . Turns out the artist is actually a boggart named Pennywise, who's preferred pronoun is "it". . . ''[Suddenly becomes angry; shakes fist in the air]'' DAAAD!