History WebAnimation / Jiz

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoERSaJubk God, I'm a Whore]]'', a {{parody}} of "Part of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''. Predates ''Jiz'' by two years.

*** In smoking marijuana, Jiz refers to Rio's hair as "a cross between [[Creator/CaitlynJenner Bruce Jenner]] and [=CranGrape=]".

*** Name-drops: Music/KateBush

*** Jiz refers to her impersonator as "''Film/SingleWhiteFemale'' Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh bullshit".
*** The Shitfits "perform" Music/BlackSabbath's "Iron Man" (although this consists of nonsensical gibbering and the occasional "clitoris!").
*** "Thou shall not commit toiletry" features "Bubble Butt" by Music/MajorLazer feat. Music/BrunoMars, Tyga and Mystic.
*** Ashley steals money from Jiz to donate to [[UsefulNotes/LGBTCommunity GLAAD]].
*** Ba Nee saying "no muff too tough" references a [[UsefulNotes/NavySEALs Navy [=SEALs=]]] chant.

** ''Jiz is Dead'': "Only Anally" (Music/KatyPerry's "Unconditionally"), also released as a single and on Willam Belli's 2015 album ''Shartistry in Motion''; the music playing during the Jiz and Spooge montage ([[Music/BoneThugsNHarmony Layzie Bone]]'s "Dark Horse Remix"); and "I Won't Remember You" (Music/SarahMcLachlan's "I Will Remember You")

* TheStinger: Many later episodes end with this voiceover.

* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of ''Jiz'', ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her, with a ''dust buster''.

* MotorMouth: Spooge, whose EstablishingCharacterMoment has her going on an extended non sequitir about how Jiz inspired her music/abortion, not letting Jiz get a word in edgewise.

*** Name-drops: Creator/MrT.

*** Jiz's acid trip is accompanied by Lords of Acid's "I Sit on Acid".

*** Name-drops: Music/KateBush.

*** Creator/EllenDeGeneres' "I Do" is audio of her famous "I'm gay" from ''Series/{{Ellen}}''.

*** The nominees for Best Up the Butt Award are Creator/SigourneyWeaver for ''[[Film/{{Aliens}} Butt Aliens]]'', Creator/MerylStreep for ''[[Film/SophiesChoice Sophie's Butt Choice]]'', Creator/BeaArthur in ''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls The Golden Shower Girls]]'' and Jiz in ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''.

*** Name-drops: Creator/BettyWhite, [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Estelle Getty]], Music/MissyElliott and Creator/SarahJessicaParker.

*** Kimber had Creator/CaitlynJenner write Jiz's obituary.

*** Name-drops: Creator/{{Netflix}}, Creator/OrlandoBloom, Music/AdamLambert, Creator/JayLeno, Creator/DavidLetterman, Creator/JonStewart, [[Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow George Lopez]], Creator/KateMcKinnon, Creator/JimmyFallon, Creator/ConanOBrien, Creator/PatriciaArquette, Creator/RosannaArquette, Creator/ChrisRock and Website/{{Twitter}}.

** ''Break Like a Hymen'': "Jiz Whores" (the second ''Jem'' theme song), "Don't Hate a Bull Dyke" (The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like") and "Hymen" (Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Diamonds")
** ''Jiz is Dead'': The music playing during the Jiz and Spooge montage ([[Music/BoneThugsNHarmony Layzie Bone]]'s "Dark Horse Remix") and "I Won't Remember You" (Music/SarahMcLachlan's "I Will Remember You")

21 episodes were released from July 2009 to June 2014, with ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'' premiering in September 2016:

--> '''Aja''': If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''[[{{Beat}} [=[beat]=]]]'' Oh my God, I was raped!

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Several voices in the first two videos are rather different from those in later videos. Otherwise, though, it's generally averted by the normal comedic NegativeContinuity.

* FlashbackToCatchphrase; When told that she must get Jiz to accept Christ in her heart, Laura recalls Jiz's "I smell shitty panties!"

* {{Hell}}: Apparently, the Miami from ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' serves as this to Jiz's world.

** ''Break Like a Hymen'': Jiz asks Kimber why they're drawn so badly. Kimber counters this with "Don't change the motherfucking subject".

* SongParody: Happens pretty often, including;

** ''A Very Special Drug Episode'': "No Special K in L.A." (Music/MissingPersons' "Walking in L.A."

A GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'', created by "Sienna D'Enema", a UsefulNotes/LosAngeles area filmmaker who kept his identity under wraps until he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starred on online gay talk show ''Hey Qween'']].

** "Abortion" (the first ''Jem'' theme song) in ''The Abortion Episode''
** Music/DavidBowie's "China Girl" at the end of ''Bye Bye Ba Nee''
** "No Special K in L.A." (Music/MissingPersons' "Walking in L.A." in ''A Very Special Drug Episode''
** "The Clitoris Song" (Music/BritneySpears' "Circus") in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie''
** "Shit" (Music/{{Bjork}}'s "It's Oh So Quiet") in ''The 40th Porn Awards''
** "Fart in Me" (Music/KatyPerry's "Part of Me") in ''Jiz Gets Political''
** "Fraud" (Music/LadyGaga's "Applause") in ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz''
** "Jiz Whores" (the second ''Jem'' theme song), "Don't Hate a Bull Dyke" (The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like") and "Hymen" (Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Diamonds") in ''Break Like a Hymen''
** The music playing during the Jiz and Spooge montage ([[Music/BoneThugsNHarmony Layzie Bone]]'s "Dark Horse Remix") and "I Won't Remember You" (Music/SarahMcLachlan's "I Will Remember You") in ''Jiz is Dead''
** "Mean Jokes" (Music/{{Sia}}'s "Cheap Thrills") in ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]''

* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: In ''Laura – Taking It Up the Chocolate Yahweh'', the other Starlight girls seem completely unperturbed by Trixie being set on fire.

* InfallibleBabble: Jiz gets high and is extremely productive as a result.
* LarynxDissonance: Jiz sounds a lot like [[{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]], and similar to the Charlie Brown voices from WebVideo/MostOffensiveVideo.

** ''Break Like a Hymen'': Jiz asks Kimber why they're so poorly drawn. Kimber counters this with "Don't change the motherfucking subject".

* NotSoAboveItAll: In ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz'', an unnamed waiter chastises the kids for talking about [[ItMakesSenseInContext holy]] [[ToiletHumor excrement]], telling them they're all going to {{Hell}}, but follows it up with this.

* OffModel: {{Lampshaded}} in ''Break Like a Hymen'', where she stops to ask why she and Kimber are so poorly-drawn in that scene.
* OnlySaneMan: Rio.

-->'''Jiz:''' Can't get enough of ''Jiz''? Follow my ass on Website/{{Twitter}}. Or [[{{Catchphrase}} I'll kill you]].

* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer]], the Mammograms just kidnap the dry cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler:Even the insurance company can't tell when they killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]

* LampshadeHanging: Jiz frequently comments or complains about the [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs trippy]] [[WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms original series]] music video sequences. Of course, in the dub, [[TheStoner she's usually high anyway]].

** PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. As SocietyMarchesOn, other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transsexuals and Rio saying she can't say "retarded" anymore. It's worth noting that the series officially started way back in 2009.

-->'''Kimber:''' Motherfucking previously on motherfucking ''Jiz''...

* ReplacementGoldfish: Aja is murdered in one episode, so Kimber, Shana and Raya simply put a wig on a random cleaning woman. Though [[NegativeContinuity the original is back by the next episode]].

*** The music playing during the [=RIP=] tribute to Ba Nee is The Free Design's "Make the Madness Stop".

*** Jiz's acid trip is preceded by Lords of Acid's "I Sit on Acid".
*** Jiz calls her acid trip being "trapped in the opening sequence of ''Series/DaysOfOurLives''".

** "No Special K" (Music/MissingPersons' "Walking in L.A." in ''A Very Special Drug Episode''

*** Name-drops: UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust, ''Film/RockyIII'', ''Magazine/NationalGeographic'', Music/TheGoGos and ''Series/FullHouse''

** The music playing during the Jiz and Spooge montage ([[Music/BoneThugsNHarmony Layzie Bone]]'s "Dark Horse Remix") in ''Jiz is Dead''

*** Name-drops: Music/AniDiFranco, Music/IndigoGirls and [[Series/TheView Rosie O'Donnell]]

*** Spooge's musical number is Willam Belli's single "Only Anally".
*** Name-drops: ''Film/RockyIII'', ''Magazine/NationalGeographic'', Music/TheGoGos and ''Series/FullHouse''

** "Abortion" (the ''Jem'' theme song "Truly Outrageous") in ''The Abortion Episode''

** "Jiz Whores" (the second ''Jem'' theme song "Jem Girls"), "Don't Hate a Bull Dyke" (The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like") and "Hymen" (Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Diamonds") in ''Break Like a Hymen''

* TheStinger: Many of the later episodes end with this voiceover.

* UnCancelled: Two years after ''Jiz is Dead'', Jiz officially makes a comeback with ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]''. After this, no further ''Jiz'' videos have been made.

*** Name-drops: Creator/{{Netflix}}, Creator/OrlandoBloom, Music/AdamLambert, Creator/JayLeno, Creator/DavidLetterman, Creator/JonStewart, [[Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow George Lopez]], Creator/KateMcKinnon, Creator/JimmyFallon, Creator/ConanOBrien, Creator/PatriciaArquette, Creator/RosannaArquette and Creator/ChrisRock.

** "Let's Get an Abortion" (the ''Jem'' theme song, "Truly Outrageous") in ''The Abortion Episode''

** "No Special K" ([=MIDIFine=] Systems' "Walking in L.A." in ''A Very Special Drug Episode''
** Kimber and Stormer's song (Music/BritneySpears' "Circus") in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie''

** "Jiz Whores" (the second ''Jem'' theme song, "Jem Girls"), "Don't Hate a Bull Dyke" (The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like") and "Hymen" (Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Diamonds") in ''Break Like a Hymen''

** "I Love Mean Jokes" (Power in Numbers' "Cheap Thrills") in ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]''

* UnCancelled: Two years after ''Jiz is Dead'', Jiz officially makes a comeback with ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]''. As of 2017, this is the most recent ''Jiz'' video.

* YouAreFat: Jiz sometimes insults Kimber with this.

-->'''Jiz:''' Oh no. What am I gonna do? Mom's dead. What a tragedy. (''evil laugh'')

* BearsAreBadNews: Ba Nee gets eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.

'''Jiz:''' (''to the Electronic Drug Dealer'') Bitch, I did not learn a damn thing. Now shut the fuck up and get me high.

* LarynxDissonance: Jiz sounds a lot like [[{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]], and like the Charlie Brown voices of WebVideo/MostOffensiveVideo.

*** Laura's guitar plays the overture of ''Theatre/JesusChristSuperstar''.

*** Creator/EllenDeGeneres' "I Do" is an audio of her famous "I'm gay" from ''Series/{{Ellen}}''.

*** [[spoiler:When Jiz loses]], Kimber starts singing a variation of "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!]]".

*** Spooge's musical number is the entirety of Willam Belli's single "Only Anally".

** "Let's Get an Abortion" (the ''Jem'' theme song) in ''The Abortion Episode''

** "Don't Hate a Bull Dyke" (The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like") and "Hymen" (Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Diamonds") in ''Break Like a Hymen''

** Laura aka "Shitty Panties". After being ridiculed (and most likely molested) by Jiz, she escapes to join a group of fundamentalist Christians who are also horrible to her.

** Also, in the first video, one of the characters call Jiz "Jem" but this is more attributed to the fact that the other guest voices along with Sienna were improvising and the mistake was understandable because ''Jiz'' by then hasn't become a thing.

* TheFundamentalist: Laura belongs to a group.

* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of Jiz, ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her.
* {{Hell}}: Apparently, the Miami from ''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls The Golden Shower Girls]]'' serves as this to Jiz's world.

* IgnoredAesop: From ''A Very Special Drug Episode'': "Bitch, I did not learn a damn thing. Now shut the fuck up and get me high."

* MotorMouth: Spooge, whose EstablishingCharacterMoment has her going on a long non sequitir about how Jiz inspired her music/abortion, not letting Jiz get a word in edgewise.
* MushroomSamba: Laura steals Jiz's stash of angel dust to get closer to Jesus.

--> '''Raya''': "Are you going to lick our pussies?"

*** The nominees for Best [[AssShove Up the Butt]] Award are Creator/SigourneyWeaver for ''[[Film/{{Aliens}} Butt Aliens]]'', Creator/MerylStreep for ''[[Film/SophiesChoice Sophie's Butt Choice]]'', Creator/BeaArthur in ''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls The Golden Shower Girls]]'', and Jiz in ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''.

* TonightSomeoneDies: ''Jiz is Dead'' is set up to be this and even Kimber thought (or wanted to believe) she died. But {{the stinger}} tells otherwise when she along with Spooge are simply stranded on a deserted island.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: InUniverse. ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''
* UnCancelled: Two years after the finale ''Jiz is Dead'', Jiz officially makes a comeback with ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]''. As of 2017, this is the most recent ''Jiz'' video.

* {{Gayngst}}: Parodied but ultimately Defied. When Jiz harasses Kimber for coming out as a lesbian, Kimber isn't taking any of it. Also defied in ''It Gets Worse''; being gay doesn't suck, growing up does.

* {{Hell}}: Apparently, the Miami from "[[Series/TheGoldenGirls Golden Shower Girls]]" serves as this to Jiz's world.
* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer]], the Mammograms just kidnap the dry cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]

* IWasJustJoking: An awards host says that all the contestants have something in common. Kimber says hepatitis C... only for the host to echo her, followed by the audience gasping. Kimber's surprised.
--> '''Kimber:''' Oh, shit got real. I was just joking.

* NotSoAboveItAll: An unnamed waiter chastises the kids for talking about [[ItMakesSenseInContext holy]] [[ToiletHumor excrement]], telling them they're all going to {{Hell}}, but follows it up with this.

*** The background music that recurs with Chrissie is Nancy Sinatra's "Some Velvet Morning (Sugar Town)".

*** Jiz calls part of her acid trip as like being in "the opening sequence of ''Series/DaysOfOurLives''".

*** The nominees for Best Up the Butt Award are Creator/SigourneyWeaver for ''[[Film/{{Aliens}} Butt Aliens]]'', Creator/MerylStreep for ''[[Film/SophiesChoice Sophie's Butt Choice]]'', Creator/BeaArthur in ''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls The Golden Shower Girls]]'', and Jiz in ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''.

*** Weaver also points out that she too won the year before for Best Bestiality Film: ''[[Film/GorillasInTheMist Gorillas in My Mist]]''.

*** The Shitfits "perform" Music/BlackSabbath's "Iron Man" (although this largely consists of nonsensical gibbering and the occasional "clitoris!").

--> "I'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6HXDLLc-s The Official Movie Trailer for "Jiz and the Mammograms"]], a gag dub of the trailer for [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms Jem's live action film]].

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZirkqHltB4 Thundercunts]]'', where the [[WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985 Thundercats]] take Jem's place instead.

If the episode titles didn't tip you off, this series is extremely {{NSFW}}.

--> '''Kimber''': At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.

* AmbiguouslyGay: Coupled with AmbiguousGender. Depending on the short, Jiz could be a straight woman, a lesbian or a gay man. Hell, Jiz could be a trisexual hermaphrodite.

* ComingOutStory: Kimber in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie''. Jiz is so homophobic that [[spoiler:Kimber ends up marrying Creator/EllenDeGeneres in order to be accepted]].

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Jiz, for a very limited value of standards, will only kill assholes. Her example is elminating her mother who was at least as bad as she was, if not more. Then again, she seems perfectly happy to casually maim and murder other people for other reasons, like not getting abortions.

*** The Shitfits perform Music/BlackSabbath's "Iron Man".

*** Jiz goes on ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert''. Complete with [[Creator/StephenColbert Colbert]] sound bites from ''Series/StrangersWithCandy''.

Worth noting that Samantha Newark, the original voice of Jem, is [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/samantha-newark-voice-jem-holograms_n_981792.html aware of the series and thinks it's hilarious]].

*** Name-drops: Music/AniDiFranco, Music/IndigoGirls, [[Series/TheView Rosie O'Donnell]]

*** Jiz refers to Rio as "looking like Dame Edna dressed like the Series/CrocodileHunter for Halloween".

*** Name-drops: Creator/OrlandoBloom, Music/AdamLambert, Creator/JayLeno, Creator/DavidLetterman, Creator/JonStewart, [[Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow George Lopez]], Creator/KateMcKinnon, Creator/JimmyFallon, Creator/ConanOBrien, Creator/PatriciaArquette, Creator/RosannaArquette and Creator/ChrisRock.

*** Name-drops: Music/MissyElliott, [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Estelle Getty]], Creator/SarahJessicaParker and Creator/BettyWhite.

*** Jiz goes to a Music/MileyCyrus concert.

*** Jiz name-drops Creator/MrT before the credits.

*** "Music/AniDiFranco Lake"
*** Kimber and Stormer are mistaken for The Music/IndigoGirls.
*** One of Aja's lesbian jokes is asking if Kimber has tickets to the [[Series/TheView Rosie O'Donnell]] show.

*** Name-drops: Betsy Ross, Creator/TennesseeWilliams, [[Series/2020 Barbara Walters]] and Creator/NeilPatrickHarris

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