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** Belittling someone for their lack of aquatic adaptations is harmless fun that can't possibly go awry, so long as you're Na'vi.

** If you want to get some Nookie, get someone assigned to teach you about their culture and they will accept your proposal to be their mate when that part of their cultural lesson is finally arrived at.
** Selling out your species for the chance of getting some Alien Nookie is perfectly acceptable.

** If you want to get some Nookie, get someone assigned to teach you about their culture and they will eventually accept your proposal to be their mate when that part of their culture is finally demonstrated.

** If you want to get some Nookie, get someone assigned to teach you about their culture and they will eventually accept your proposal to be their mate.

** Killing animals, even in self-defense, is terrible and wrong. Killing people, on the other hand, is totally fine, not to mention lots of fun!

** Signing up to fly a military gunship for a living does not necessarily mean you signed up to fire said guns, and you are fully justified in betraying your comrades and even killing them if you're ever made to use those guns on hostile targets.

** Some kid who says he wants to be friends the day after you beat him up for bullying your sister can totally be trusted.

** So, the main villain from the last film comes BackFromTheDead in an alien avatar, starts ransacking your tribe's home, and won't rest until you and everyone associated with you is dead by his hands. The best solution? Take your family (no one else important), get the hell out of Dodge and head to an island dozens of miles from the coast and take refuge there. It's not like you'll also be endangering ''that'' tribe by dragging them into the bad guy's petty revenge quest against you.

* Only by abandoning their old culture and becoming fully integrated into the local society can immigrants hope to be accepted. Those who refuse to assimilate want to kill you and bulldoze your house for shits and giggles. The only solution is to forcibly deport them at arrowpoint.
* Don't ever change even when others (even by force) try to change you resist them at all costs. Even the smallest amount of personal or social change will lead to nothing but a lifetime of spiritual emptiness and physical/emotional misery so its good to have the exact life you've lived since childhood (or at least as far back as you can remember) with not even the slightest deviation in routine.
* Diplomacy is a crap-shoot so the only way to solve our problems is to fight.
* Paraplegics have no redeeming factors, so be sure to take the first chance at getting virtual legs.
* Minority groups will never prosper without [[MightyWhitey white people]] there to solve their problems.
* Selling out your species for the chance of getting some Alien Nookie is perfectly acceptable.
* Any region, island, continent, or planet untouched by post-Stone Age civilization will consist in a single, unitary tribe of [[MagicalNativeAmerican magical native Americans]] who display [[NobleSavage all manner]] of [[BraidsBeadsAndBuckskins indigenous people tropes]]. With one single tribe living there, the area (can be an entire moon) is sparsely populated, intertribal politics and conflict are nonexistent, fertile land is freely available pretty much everywhere, and the natives never disturb hostile wildlife or overhunt.
* People who evolved differently than your race did cannot be forgiven for not living up to the genetically imposed ideals of your culture. How dare they not be able to hear the trees screaming in their brains like you do!
* No matter what you do to a group of people, they will forgive you if you show up in a sweet enough ride.
* Killing animals, even in self-defense, is terrible and wrong. Killing people, on the other hand, is totally fine, not to mention lots of fun!
* [[MisaimedFandom Space marines are awesome]]!
* Racism and hostility towards those with a culture different from your own is wrong if you're not a 10-foot tall blue kitty-cat person.
* The best way to solve environmental problems is to evolve a ponytail that functions as a USB port for connecting your brain to a brain made out of tree roots.
* When a group of highly advanced aliens arrive on your planet because they desperately need the rocks that are under your house, just tell them to screw off. You have arrows. You'll be ''fine''.
* When someone desperately needs something that is of no value to you, refuse to give it to them at any cost.
* The best way to solve environmental problems is to abandon all technology and return to a tribal existence and everything will be happy!
* The death of your sibling will result in an opportunity for a fantastic life-changing adventure!
* Reptiles have breasts.
* Signing up to fly a military gunship for a living does not necessarily mean you signed up to fire said guns, and you are fully justified in betraying your comrades and even killing them if you're ever made to use those guns on hostile targets.
* Disobeying immoral orders to fire on "hostile" civilians, and fighting former comrades willing to carry out mass murder of innocents, will only make you a DoomedMoralVictor.

* Disobeying immoral orders to fire on "hostile" civilians will doom you to death by your supposed comrades.

* Paraplegics have no redeeming factors, so be sure to take the first chance at getting virtual legs, even if it means being required to be a dick and force innocent indigenous people off their land.

* Selling out your Species for the chance of getting some Alien Nookie is perfectly acceptable.

* Adding to the above, people who have an inherent and undeniable privilege that allows them to live a specific lifestyle (in this case, biological ponytail USB cables that allow them to link up and psychically interact with their entire ecosystem, which is also fully sentient) are fully justified in judging another group of people who don't live that specific lifestyle because they lack that inherent and undeniable privilege.

* When someone desperately needs something that is of absolutely no value to you and you don't even want, refuse to give it to them at any cost because nature or something. This makes you the good guys, not selfish uncaring pricks.
* The best way to solve environmental problems is to abandon all technology and return to a tribal existence and everything will be happy and there are no negative consequences!
* The death of your sibling will result in an opportunity for a fantastic life changing adventure!

* Signing up to fly a military gunship for a living does not necessarily mean you signed up to fire said guns, and you are fully justified in betraying your comrades and even killing them if you're ever made to use those guns on hostile targets.

* ''Film/{{Avatar}}'': You can get away with having a crappy and overdone story and {{Flat Character}}s as long as you make the film really, really, ''REALLY'' pretty to look at.
** Alternatively, only by abandoning their old culture and becoming fully integrated into the local society can immigrants hope to be accepted. Those who refuse to assimilate want to kill you and bulldoze your house for shits and giggles. The only solution is to forcibly deport them at arrowpoint.
*** Actually, it's to strip mine the land directly under the "house." The "shits and giggles" was a bonus.
** Nobody remembers ''Film/LastOfTheMohicans'' -- recycling it [[AC: [[RecycledINSPACE WITH ALIENS!]]]] will totally go under the radar.
*** or ''WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}}''
*** or ''Film/DancesWithWolves''
*** or ''Film/TheLastSamurai''
*** or ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest''
** Conversely, even if your film's story has been done several times before, only the one that becomes ''[[ItsPopularNowItSucks popular]]'' will get any noticeable grief for it.
** Don't ever change even when others (even by force) try to change you resist them at all costs. Even the smallest amount of Personal or social change will lead to nothing but a lifetime of spiritual emptiness and physical/emotional misery so its good to have the exact life you've lived since childhood (or at least as far back as you can remember) with not even the slightest deviation in routine.
** Diplomacy is a crap-shoot so the only way to solve our problems is to fight.
** Paraplegics have no redeeming factors, so be sure to take the first chance at getting virtual legs, even if it means being required to be a dick and force innocent indigenous people off their land.
** Minority groups will never prosper without [[MightyWhitey white people]] there to solve their problems.
** Selling out your Species for the chance of getting some Alien Nookie is perfectly acceptable.
** Any region, island, continent, or planet untouched by post-Stone Age civilization will consist in a single, unitary tribe of [[MagicalNativeAmerican magical native Americans]] who display [[NobleSavage all manner]] of [[BraidsBeadsAndBuckskins indigenous people tropes]]. With one single tribe living there, the area (can be an entire moon) is sparsely populated, intertribal politics and conflict are nonexistent, fertile land is freely available pretty much everywhere, and the natives never disturb hostile wildlife or overhunt.
** People who evolved differently than your race did cannot be forgiven for not living up to the genetically imposed ideals of your culture. How dare they not be able to hear the trees screaming in their brains like you do!
** No matter what you do to a group of people, they will forgive you if you show up in a sweet enough ride.
** Killing animals, even in self-defense, is terrible and wrong. Killing people, on the other hand, is totally fine, not to mention lots of fun!
** [[MisaimedFandom Space marines are awesome]]!
** Racism and hostility towards those with a culture different from your own is wrong if you're not a 10-foot tall blue kitty-cat person.
** The best way to solve environmental problems is to evolve a ponytail that functions as a USB port for connecting your brain to a brain made out of tree roots.
** Adding to the above, people who have an inherent and undeniable privilege that allows them to live a specific lifestyle (in this case, biological ponytail USB cables that allow them to link up and psychically interact with their entire ecosystem, which is also fully sentient) are fully justified in judging another group of people who don't live that specific lifestyle because they lack that inherent and undeniable privilege.
** When a group of highly advanced aliens arrive on your planet because they desperately need the rocks that are under your house, just tell them to screw off. You have arrows. You'll be ''fine''.
** When someone desperately needs something that is of absolutely no value to you and you don't even want, refuse to give it to them at any cost because nature or something. This makes you the good guys, not selfish uncaring pricks.
** The best way to solve environmental problems is to abandon all technology and return to a tribal existence and everything will be happy and there are no negative consequences!
** The death of your sibling will result in an opportunity for a fantastic life changing adventure!
** Reptiles have breasts.
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Signing up to fly a military gunship for a living does not necessarily mean you signed up to fire said guns, and you are fully justified in betraying your comrades and even killing them if you're ever made to use those guns on hostile targets]].

* ''Film/{{Avatar}}'': You can get away for having a really crappy and overdone story and {{Flat Character}}s as long as you make it really, really, ''REALLY'' pretty to look at.

*** or ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}''

** Conversely, even if your film's story has been done several times before, only the one that becomes ''[[ItsPopularSoItSucks popular]]'' will get any noticeable grief for it.

** People who evolved differently than you race did cannot be forgiven for not living up to the genetically imposed ideals of your culture. How dare they not be able to hear the trees screaming in their brains like you do!

*** or Disney/{{Pocahontas}}
*** or Film/DancesWithWolves
*** or Film/TheLastSamurai
*** or WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest

** Reptiles have breasts.