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* Everyone who smokes marijuana and listens to Music/PinkFloyd is an EruditeStoner who has life figured out better than you do.
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* Everyone who smokes marijuana and listens to Music/PinkFloyd is an EruditeStoner who has life figured out better than you do.do, even if they're a teenager.
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* Ephebophilia is totally acceptable provided the person in question isn't a virgin.
* Blackmailing one's boss will not have legal repercussions; do it.
* Masturbating in bed next to one's spouse will not have marital repercussions; do it.
* For that matter, neither will blowing half the family's yearly income on a car one wants without consulting one's spouse. In fact, this is actually quite a turn on.
* Drug dealers make great boyfriends.
* Only men deserve sexual gratification. Women should be made to feel ashamed for seeking it out.
* All homophobes are really closet homosexuals who need a hug.
* If a homosexual person comes on to you, don't turn them away, however gently: they ''will'' turn homicidal.
* Buying a car is an expression of independence and individuality. Buying a couch is shallow and materialistic.
* Leaving your mentally ill mother to fend for herself is A-OK if you're doing it for love.
* If someone is continually seen to be videotaping you, they're probably an interesting, sensitive soul.
* Showing a girl a video of a plastic bag blowing in the wind is a fast track to getting laid.
* Being a devoted and loyal father, husband and breadwinner for decades will only lead to your being made the target of your family's neglect and disdain. So don't bother.
* However, if you try to stand up for yourself and have a little fun, you'll get shot. So don't bother with that, either.
* Everyone who smokes marijuana and listens to Music/PinkFloyd is an EruditeStoner who has life figured out better than you do.
* Inane self help tapes and meaningless mantras drive you to kill.
* Quitting your well-paid job and becoming a fast food cashier while supporting a family is okay if you're doing it to stick it to the man.
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* Blackmailing one's boss will not have legal repercussions; do it.
* Masturbating in bed next to one's spouse will not have marital repercussions; do it.
* For that matter, neither will blowing half the family's yearly income on a car one wants without consulting one's spouse. In fact, this is actually quite a turn on.
* Drug dealers make great boyfriends.
* Only men deserve sexual gratification. Women should be made to feel ashamed for seeking it out.
* All homophobes are really closet homosexuals who need a hug.
* If a homosexual person comes on to you, don't turn them away, however gently: they ''will'' turn homicidal.
* Buying a car is an expression of independence and individuality. Buying a couch is shallow and materialistic.
* Leaving your mentally ill mother to fend for herself is A-OK if you're doing it for love.
* If someone is continually seen to be videotaping you, they're probably an interesting, sensitive soul.
* Showing a girl a video of a plastic bag blowing in the wind is a fast track to getting laid.
* Being a devoted and loyal father, husband and breadwinner for decades will only lead to your being made the target of your family's neglect and disdain. So don't bother.
* However, if you try to stand up for yourself and have a little fun, you'll get shot. So don't bother with that, either.
* Everyone who smokes marijuana and listens to Music/PinkFloyd is an EruditeStoner who has life figured out better than you do.
* Inane self help tapes and meaningless mantras drive you to kill.
* Quitting your well-paid job and becoming a fast food cashier while supporting a family is okay if you're doing it to stick it to the man.
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