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** I don’t like hypocrites. And yes, I realize that’s a bit hypocritical, but I never said I like myself, did I? At least I’m trying to be less wrong... unlike some people.

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** I don’t like hypocrites. And yes, I realize that’s a bit hypocritical, but I never said I like myself, did I? At least I’m trying to be less wrong... unlike some people.


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* GrumpyBear: Cynical and short-fused, there are a lot of areas of my life which could use more positivity.
* HairTriggerTemper: I get worked up about the dumbest stuff without even realizing it.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: Not a lot of inherent empathy here. I'm working on it.
* JerkassRealization: Though I'm a lot more ''mature'' than I used to be, I'm slowly realizing that being mature isn't the same thing as being considerate all the time.
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* BerserkButton: There’s a reason why on Fanfiction, my persona is split into three. They’re the dominant aspects of my personality, like in InsideOut. I don’t actually have voices in my head, natch. Access represents my anger and skepticism, and he would agree wholeheartedly with the points @/{{Bleddyn}} makes. There’s other stuff, too!

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* BerserkButton: There’s a reason why on Fanfiction, my persona is split into three. They’re the dominant aspects of my personality, like in InsideOut. I don’t actually have voices in my head, natch. Access represents my anger and skepticism, and he would agree wholeheartedly with the points @/{{Bleddyn}} makes. There’s other stuff, too!



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* AAAAAHHHHH! THE EMAIL GAG ON MY WAAAALLL!

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Hi-Phantom from the LGBT thread

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Hi-Phantom from the LGBT threadthread \\\
Hello! It's Marcen! Howdy!
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Hup, GAYYYY~ and loving it!


I'm about the most idiosyncratic person I know. An atheist in a family of Mormons; a socialist surrounded by true blue Americans; anti-guns, pro-choice; basically, if there’s a societal norm, I go against the grain. \\\

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I'm about the most idiosyncratic person I know. An atheist in a family of Mormons; a socialist surrounded by true blue Americans; anti-guns, pro-choice; basically, if there’s a societal norm, I go against the grain. Also, I've finally come out as gay and am seeking a nice boy to... uh, do [[QueerRomance romantic stuff]] with, I guess! Still getting used to not being closeted. \\\

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Space for graffiti, since I'm actually starting to make friends. Shout if you're with me now!

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Space for graffiti, since I'm actually starting to make friends. Shout if you're with me now!now! \\\
Hi-Phantom from the LGBT thread
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* Manga/{{Blue Exorcist}}: Blue Stahli and Ao no Exorcist. Certainly seems like I’m going through my… [[{{Pun}} blue period.]]

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* Manga/{{Blue Exorcist}}: Blue Stahli and Ao no Exorcist. Certainly seems like I’m going through my… my... [[{{Pun}} blue period.]]



* Anime/{{Daily Life with Monster Girl}}: Suu, Rachnera, Kii, Zombina, and Doppel-chan are [[{{Harem}} my team]]!



* VideoGame/{{Fire Emblem}}: Speaking of games that make me cry. [[FireEmblemAwakening Awakening]] and [[FireEmblemFates Conquest]] made me tear up. And considering the fact that I’m normally rather [[TheStoic stoic]]...
* VideoGame/{{A Boy and His Blob}}: My uncle was on the team at WayForward who made the remake. I got to be one of the alpha testers. Gorgeous visuals and a fantastic, incredibly fun idea.
* VideoGame/{{LEGO Universe}}: Still the best MMORPG ever. Warcraft is over-hyped.

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* VideoGame/{{Fire Emblem}}: Speaking of games that make me cry. [[FireEmblemAwakening Awakening]] and [[FireEmblemFates Conquest]] made me tear up. And considering the fact that I’m normally rather [[TheStoic stoic]]...
unexpressive]]...
* VideoGame/{{A Boy and His Blob}}: My uncle was on the team at WayForward [=WayForward=] who made the remake. I got to be one of the alpha testers. Gorgeous visuals and a fantastic, incredibly fun idea.
* VideoGame/{{LEGO Universe}}: Still the best MMORPG ever. Warcraft is over-hyped.[[UnCancelled Bring it back]] please...



* WesternAnimation/{{Invader Zim}}: ''I’m going to sing the Doom Song now!''

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* WesternAnimation/{{Invader Zim}}: ''I’m going to sing the Doom Song now!''Zim is my spirit animal.



* Shooter games in general, besides {{Splatoon}}. They’re so cut-and-paste, and so damn overhyped. On a scale of one to even, I just can’t.

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* Shooter games in general, besides {{Splatoon}}. general. They’re so cut-and-paste, and so damn overhyped.over-hyped. On a scale of one to even, I just can’t.



* WesternAnimation/{{Regular Show}}: Quality programming? It’s anything but.
* Anime/{{Dragon Ball Z}}: “Save us, save us!” “No need to fear, Goku is here! But, uh, wait for about four episodes for me to power up...”



* BeautyEqualsGoodness: No, really. I'm a nice guy. (Too nice, if the girls I've flirted with are any indication... and I quote, "You're too nice. I don't want to lose you as a friend." blah, blah)



** Right-wing fools who demand their gun rights. “Hurr durr, if I don’t have a gun how can I protect my loved ones” Maybe pick up archery? Learn to throw a hatchet? Take martial arts lessons? Idiot. “Hurr durr, bad guys can kill people just as easily without guns” No, dumbass, they can’t. You can kill a helluva lot more innocents with a rifle than with a kitchen knife or even a bow-and-arrow. “Hurr durr, even if guns are illegal bad guys can still obtain them illegally” Yeah, but it’s much harder for them. That’s the whole point, you skooge.

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** Right-wing fools who demand their gun rights. “Hurr durr, if I don’t have a gun how can I protect my loved ones” Maybe pick up archery? Learn to throw a hatchet? Take martial arts lessons? Idiot. “Hurr durr, bad Bad guys can will kill people just as easily with or without guns” No, dumbass, guns, but they can’t. You can kill a helluva ''a lot more innocents people'' with a rifle than with a kitchen knife or even a bow-and-arrow. “Hurr durr, even if guns are illegal bad guys can still obtain them illegally” Yeah, but it’s much harder for them. That’s the whole point, you skooge.''guns.''



* BigScrewedUpFamily: My father was abusive to me when I was little, that is when he was around at all. He spend most of his time deployed overseas, in Afghanistan and the like. My mom was inexperienced as a parent (I’m the last firstborn, duh) and kind of a ShrinkingViolet so she didn’t stand up to him at all. This translated into me being abusive to my little sister. It’s not something I’m proud of, but I’m not hiding from my past anymore.

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* BigScrewedUpFamily: My father was abusive to me when I was little, that is when he was around at all. He spend most of his time deployed overseas, in Afghanistan and the like. My mom was inexperienced as a parent (I’m the last firstborn, duh) and kind of a ShrinkingViolet so she didn’t stand up to him at all. This translated into me being abusive to my little sister. It’s not something I’m proud of, but I’m not hiding from my past anymore.past.



* CameBackStrong: Before boarding school, I tried to commit suicide on a yearly basis, suffered from terrible depression, and worst of all, was a devout Mormon. I came back from boarding school healthy, happy, and heathen.

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* CameBackStrong: Before boarding school, I tried to commit suicide on a yearly basis, suffered from terrible depression, and worst of all, was a devout Mormon. I came back from boarding school healthy, happy, happy(ish), and heathen.



* CovertPervert: Not many people know about my sexual deviation. Basically just me and my BFF Mason.
* DarkIsNotEvil: I am the peaceful night. But [[BewareTheNiceOnes beware my wrath]]...

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* CovertPervert: Not many people know about my sexual deviation. Basically just me and my BFF Mason.
deviations... but thanks to the LGBT forum, I'm finally starting to open up.
* DarkIsNotEvil: I am the peaceful night. But [[BewareTheNiceOnes beware my wrath]]...wrath]].



* {{Determinator}}: ''“Get back up, fool,” Access muttered. Misery looked up at him, salty wetness staining his pale complexion. “We have work to do.” Slowly, Misery nodded, and Access pulled him to his feet.''

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* {{Determinator}}: ''“Get back up, fool,” Access muttered. Misery looked up We move forward, one foot at him, salty wetness staining his pale complexion. “We have work a time, always a step ahead of the person we were before. No matter what obstacles we face, even when we slow to do.” Slowly, Misery nodded, a halt, we don't turn back. We embrace out limitations and Access pulled him overcome, using our flaws as tools to his feet.''shape our failures into success. You call me a pawn? I only advance! That's how a pawn ''works''!



* {{Harem}}: At boarding school, everyone kept calling fictional characters their BAE. The acronym is annoying in and of itself, but they kept changing who their BAE was. First Creator/{{Scarlett Johansson}}, then someone else, blah. So I started saying “my team” instead, meaning Harem. It caught on quickly. She-Hulk is my team! Gardevoir is my team!
* KnightInSourArmor: Broken blade, black blood falling, shadow of the ash.
* LoveHurts: Never had a girlfriend, but I’ve been dumped thirteen times. I went on a date with a cute girl once. We held hands during the movie. Later I learned that she’d had a boyfriend already at the time, and [[ForTheEvulz didn’t even like me.]]

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* {{Harem}}: At boarding school, everyone kept calling fictional characters their BAE. The acronym is annoying in and of itself, but they kept changing who their BAE was. First Creator/{{Scarlett Johansson}}, then someone else, blah. So I started saying “my team” instead, meaning Harem. It caught on quickly. She-Hulk is my team! Gardevoir is my team!
* KnightInSourArmor: Broken blade, revenge is calling, savage shade, in the dark I dash; broken blade, black blood falling, shadow of the ash.
* LoveHurts: Never had a girlfriend, significant other, but I’ve been dumped thirteen times. I went on a date with a cute girl once. We held hands during the movie. Later I learned that she’d had a boyfriend already at the time, and [[ForTheEvulz didn’t even like me.]]



* PungeonMaster: Some say my sense of humor is a bit [[SelfDemonstratingArticle pun-gent]]. They call me [[ComicBook/{{ThePunisher}} the Pun-isher]] because I can take out even the most serious of foes with just [[Webcomic/{{OnePunchMan}} one pun-ch]]. When people call upon my services as a [[SelfDemonstratingArticle pun-dit]], I am always [[OverlyLongGag pun-ctual]]. [[spoiler:They’re [[DontExplainTheJoke all puns]] on the word pun XD]]
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: I’m very cynical about many things. The surprising exception to this is when it comes to human nature. Contrary to what many people in the world will tell you, I think humans are [[RousseauWasRight inherently neither good nor evil]], and are forced by our circumstances (real or percieved) to make decisions that negatively impact the well-being of others.

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* PungeonMaster: Some say my sense of humor is a bit [[SelfDemonstratingArticle pun-gent]]. They call me [[ComicBook/{{ThePunisher}} the Pun-isher]] because I can take out even the most serious of foes with just [[Webcomic/{{OnePunchMan}} one pun-ch]]. When people call upon my services as a [[SelfDemonstratingArticle pun-dit]], I am always [[OverlyLongGag pun-ctual]]. [[spoiler:They’re [[DontExplainTheJoke all puns]] on the word pun XD]]
pun-ctual]].
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: I’m very cynical about many things. The surprising exception to this is when it comes to human nature. Contrary to what many people in the world will tell you, I think humans are [[RousseauWasRight inherently neither good nor evil]], and are forced by our circumstances (real or percieved) perceived) to make decisions that negatively impact the well-being of others.



* SugarAndIcePersonality: {{RED Which mask will you choose? What is underneath?}}
* TheStoic: I didn’t cry when one of my best friends hung himself. Nor did I cry when my cub scout leader died of cancer. Nor did I cry when my cousin died at birth. So if you see tears in my eyes, you know that something is ''really'' wrong.
** NotSoStoic: About once every three months, I purge myself of all emotional trauma I’ve accumulated. In other words, I cry for several hours straight, then hop back up and keep moving forward.

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* SugarAndIcePersonality: {{RED [[Music/{{Red}} Which mask will you choose? What is underneath?}}
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* TheStoic: I didn’t cry when one of my best friends hung himself. Nor did I cry when my cub scout leader died of cancer. Nor did I cry when my cousin died at birth. So if you see tears in I have trouble showing my eyes, you know that something is ''really'' wrong.
emotions, but since coming out of the closet, I find myself smiling a little every now and then.
** NotSoStoic: About once every three months, I purge myself of all emotional trauma I’ve accumulated. In other words, Sometimes I cry for several hours straight, then hop back up and keep moving forward.



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I’m not actually friends with any other Tropers yet. I seem to have a lot in common with @/{{Bleddyn}}, so I might like to befriend him. Both of my twin cousins are Tropers, but I don’t actually know their Troperhandles.

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* @/{{marcen12}}: I joined
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I’m not actually friends with any other Tropers yet. I seem to have
LGBT forum recently and tuned into a lot in common with @/{{Bleddyn}}, so I might like to befriend him. Both of my twin cousins are Tropers, but I don’t actually know their Troperhandles.livestream done by this fellow. It was pretty fun!
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[[CatchPhrase Hello, universe.]] They call me the Aphid. I am a thirty-year-old man trapped in the body of a seventeen-year-old in RealLife. No, really. The intelligence quotient test is a measure of a person’s mental maturity relative to their physical age, and I have a genius level IQ. [[InsufferableGenius Humble brag]]. \\\

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[[CatchPhrase Hello, universe.]] They call me the Aphid. And by "they", I am a thirty-year-old man trapped in the body of a seventeen-year-old in RealLife. No, really. The intelligence quotient test is a measure of a person’s mental maturity relative to their physical age, and I have a genius level IQ. [[InsufferableGenius Humble brag]].mean me. \\\
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[[CatchPhrase Hello, universe.]] They call me the Aphid. I am a thirty-year-old man trapped in the body of a seventeen-year-old in RealLife. No, really. The intelligence quotient test is a measure of a person’s mental maturity relative to their physical age, and I have a genius level IQ. [[InsufferableGenius Humble brag]]. \\\



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[[CatchPhrase Hello, universe.]] They call me the Aphid. I am a thirty-year-old man trapped in the body of a seventeen-year-old in RealLife. No, really. The intelligence quotient test is a measure of a person’s mental maturity relative to their physical age, and I have a genius level IQ. [[InsufferableGenius Humble brag]]. \\\
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After taking a break from FanFiction for several years, I’ve returned to the scene in full force with the epic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12130815/1/Project-Chimera-The-Attic-Hypothesis Attic Hypothesis]]. I’m trying to avoid shameless self-promotion (shame''ful'' self-promotion is perfectly acceptable), but I gotta say... it’s probably my best fanfiction yet. The main characters are mostly [[OriginalCharacter original]], but [[spoiler:Ash Ketchum and Pikachu will be making appearances.]] \\\

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After taking a break from FanFiction for several years, I’ve returned to the scene in full force with the epic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12130815/1/Project-Chimera-The-Attic-Hypothesis Attic Hypothesis]]. I’m trying to avoid shameless self-promotion (shame''ful'' self-promotion is perfectly acceptable), but I gotta say... it’s probably my best fanfiction yet. The main characters are mostly [[OriginalCharacter original]], but [[spoiler:Ash Ketchum and Pikachu will be making appearances.are now main characters.]] \\\
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* AdmiringTheAbomination: Right along with ExtremeOmnisexual. Tentacles, baby.

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* AdmiringTheAbomination: Right along with ExtremeOmnisexual. Tentacles, baby.

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