History Tropers / Risetteer

-------->''Not to be confused with {{Recettear}}.''

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--> You can find me on {{Tumblr}} [[http://azureunbalance.tumblr.com here]]! PlayStationNetwork ID is [=flashfumoLIVE=]

-> ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer In every generation, there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the shipping, the edit wars, and the forces of darkness. He is the Troper.]]''

'''Previously on''' '''''Risetteer, the Vampire Troper''''' '''...'''

Hailing from the frosty climate of Iceland, Risetteer cometh. No one knows why, nor how, but that doesn't really ''matter''.

I'm currently twwwentyy and I like a whole lot of stuff. Video games, anime, movies, music, etcetera.

!!What I waste my time on

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* '''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''
* {{Series/Angel}}
* Series/ThirtyRock
* {{Series/Friends}}
* {{Series/Psych}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fanfiction!]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1287343/ExtraSaber My FF.net account]]. Most of my recent stuff is there. Of particular note is...
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8789767/1/The-Chronophantasmatic-World-of-BlazBlue The Chronophantasmatic World of BlazBlue]], my own adaptation of ''BlazBlueChronophantasma''.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8351270/1/Rise_the_Vampire_Slayer Rise the Vampire Slayer]]'', a recently started ''{{Persona 4}}'' story I plan to keep running for a while.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8497729/1/Parfait-Magnifique Parfait Magnifique]]'', a delightful piece about [[{{Tekken}} Lili and Asuka]]'s non-struggles as a [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial non-lesbian non-couple]].
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8331514/1/Ace_Defectives Ace Defectives]]'', a relatively non-epic ''{{Persona 3}}'' crackfic.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Animu and mango]]
* ''MawaruPenguindrum'': My current favourite. An absolute joy to behold from start to finish.
* ''{{Durarara}}''
* ''{{Baccano}}''
* ''MahouSenseiNegima'': Manga and [[NegimaSecondSeason second anime]] only.
* ''TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya'': The main reason why I'm a raging weeaboo today.
* ''FullMetalPanic'': The other reason.
* ''CarnivalPhantasm'': I love TypeMoon. I love this.
* ''{{Bakemonogatari}}''
** ''Nisemonogatari''
* ''PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
* ''TigerAndBunny''
* ''SteinsGate'', but don't tell the Organization.
* ''KillMeBaby''
* ''RevolutionaryGirlUtena''
* ''AmagamiSS''
* ''AxisPowersHetalia'': Especially the [[GagDub English dub]].
* ''BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai''
* ''FateZero''
* ''BenTo''
* ''Literature/CubeXCursedXCurious''
* ''{{Persona 4}} [[AnimeOfTheGame The Animation]]'': Starting with episode 8, this has been consistently amazing.
* ''HighschoolOfTheDead'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Matrix boobs]].
* ''KoreWaZombieDesuKa''
* ''DarkerThanBlack''
* ''CodeGeass''
* ''PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'': The [[GainaxEnding final episode]] was a [[{{Angrish}} very emotional time for me]].
* ''OuranHighSchoolHostClub'': I thought it was funny and charming.
* ''ToAruMajutsuNoIndex''
** ''ToAruKagakuNoRailgun''
* ''NekoSugarGirls''
* ''ReCutieHoney'': Many fond memories are attached to this specific incarnation of the character.
* There's loads more but I think this folder is crowded enough already.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Visual novels that are novels with visuals, dood]]
* ''FateStayNight'': Currently the best VN I have ever played, ever.
* ''WhenTheyCry''
** ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi''
** ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi''
* ''GSenjouNoMaou''
* ''AceAttorney''
* ''LuxPain'': In spite of... nay, ''[[NarmCharm because of]]'' the BlindIdiotTranslation.
* That's all. All the other ones I've played were unremarkable.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Vidya Gaems, dood]]
* ''HatsuneMikuProjectDiva''
* ''ShinMegamiTensei''
** ''{{Persona 3}}''
** ''{{Persona 4}}''
** ''DigitalDevilSaga''
* ''{{Catherine}}''
* ''BlazBlue''
** ''BlazBlueCalamityTrigger''
** ''BlazBlueContinuumShift''
* ''GuiltyGear''
* ''TombRaider''
* ''FinalFantasy''
** ''FinalFantasyX2'': Yes, really.
** ''FinalFantasyXII'': Yes, really.
** ''FinalFantasyXIII'': Yes, really.
** ''DissidiaFinalFantasy''
* ''HyperdimensionNeptunia''
** ''[[SurprisinglyImprovedSequel Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2]]''
* ''EliteBeatAgents''
* ''{{Disgaea}}''
** ''[[Disgaea2CursedMemories Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days]]''
** ''Disgaea3AbsenceOfJustice''
** ''Disgaea4APromiseUnforgotten''
* ''{{Tekken}}''
* ''SoulCalibur''
* ''TheKingOfFighters''
* The various ''FateStayNight'' spinoffs.
** ''FateUnlimitedCodes''
** ''FateExtra''
* ''SonicTheHedgehog''
* ''RatchetAndClank''
* ''JakAndDaxter''
* ''ParasiteEve''
** ''The3rdBirthday''
* ''SengokuBasara''
* ''DeadOrAlive'' sometimes
* Again, there are loads more but there's way too much crap here already. Maybe I'll add more someday if I feel like it or whatever.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Music]]
* {{Music/Perfume}}
* Music/KyaryPamyuPamyu
* {{Music/Faylan}}
* Music/BritneySpears
* Music/GirlsAloud
* Music/SpiceGirls
* Music/NickiMinaj
* {{Music/Rihanna}}, but only sometimes
* {{Music/Madonna}}
* LilyAllen
* BasementJaxx
* GwenStefani
* ''Fully'' aware of my horrible taste in music, by the way.

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!!Things that do not go anywhere else

[[folder:Tropes that apply to Risetteer, dood]]
...?
[[/folder]]


[[folder:I have provided pictures for the following pages, dood]]
* ''FateUnlimitedCodes''
* ''FateExtra''
* ''TekkenBloodVengeance''
* ''BadRomance''
* ''The3rdBirthday''
* ''BlazBlueCalamityTrigger''
* ''BlazBlueContinuumShift''
* ''CarnivalPhantasm''
* {{Music/Faylan}}
* Music/KyaryPamyuPamyu
[[/folder]]

[[folder:I'm responsible for the following pages,dood]]
* ''FightingAngels''
* {{Music/Faylan}}
* Music/KyaryPamyuPamyu
* Yes, that's all.
[[/folder]]

[[color:orange:Whew. I think that about covers it. What do you think, Noel?]]

[[color:blue:...]]

[[color:orange: °w°]]

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!!Please vandalise this page, dood. It will make me feel special and loved.

Done. - @/ShirowShirow

Well, if you ask for it, then why not? Feel special. - @/FergardStratoavis

Salutations fellow Persona 4 fan. - {{@/pyr0h1tman8}}

I am a jelly donut. - {{@/Dragonzordasaurus}}

QUIT RUNNING AND FIGHT TAGER AT CLOSE RANGE LIKE A MAN - {{@/ActuallyComma}}

Taokaka wants some extras for the upcoming movie. You down? - @/EviIPaladin

[[spoiler: Thank you for at least sympathizing with youknowwho - @/ChrisX]]

I stole your pages format to make mine prettier, thank you ;3 - {{@/Saiga}}
* I'm so honoured. ;_;

You, sir, have [[HasTheSameTastesAsIDo great taste]]. -- @/LiberatedLiberater

There aren't enough cats on your page. --@/PurpleCatnip
* Yes, there are, dood. They're InvisibleToNormals, dood.

This is the greatest page in the Multiverse. -- @/ThatOneGuyNamedX

That cat picture's caption should have read "These are kittens, dood". -- @/ThatHuman
* Noted and fixed.

[[SoulSeries I will show you... the price of justice!]] - @/{{X2X}}
** [[SoulSeries And I will carve....]][[TheOnlineWarrior ...my own steak!]] - @/{{LatverianBadger}}

[[SengokuBasara ALRIGHT, BE ENTHUSIASTIC, PULL THE TRIGGER]]! (And SenkiZesshouSymphogear is the most awesome show of this season.) @/{{Demongodofchaos2}}
* You spelled Nisemonogatari wrong.
* Lol nope, I hated Bakemonogatari, so I wouldn't like a spin off of it either.
* But it's a sequel. ;_;
* Technically both. Besides, Symphogear has NanaMizuki.
* RosarioToVampire had NanaMizuki and that show was shit. :(
* Show only, the manga isn't. And why is Symphogear shit to you, even if you haven't finished the whole thing yet? Just asking.
* Of course the show. I mean, the manga doesn't have Mizuki's voice. D': Alsoooo I just gave up around 4-5 episodes in because I found it to be badly animated, stupidly plotted, and overly melodramatic. But that's only my opinion.
* You ended up quitting just before the series got better, as well as lighter.
* Really? Maybe I'll try picking it up again between seasons, just to see if it ~did~ get better.
* The Red haired guy is basically [[StreetFighter Akuma]] and Trains Hibiki with Bruce Lee movies and both wear Akuma and Makoto Clothes respectively in one of the ending credits for one of the episodes. If that isn't enough to make you think he's awesome, I don't know what is.
* I don't really like Street Fighter. ;D But I did already kind of like him. YES I'M INTO THAT OKAY JEEZ
* -Clings tightly to you- Risetteer? I...need a hug.... @/{{XiphonIII}}
** I-I suppose it can't be helped. [hugggggggyyyyy]

* You sure like women with [[BareYourMidriff midriffs]]

Kitties make everything better. You need more of them here :3 - [[@/{{Lu127}} lu]]
* Us rare FFX-2 fans gotta stick together. We're an endangered species, you know. It's true. I saw it on Discovery! :p - @/KingZeal
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I'm currently 19 [[hottip:*:September 29, 1993]] and I like a whole lot of stuff. Video games, anime, movies, music, etcetera.

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8351270/1/Rise_the_Vampire_Slayer Rise the Vampire Slayer]]'',[[hottip:*:Not a BuffyTheVampireSlayer ripoff, honest.]] a recently started ''{{Persona 4}}'' story I plan to keep running for a while.

* Music/LilyAllen
* Music/BasementJaxx
* Music/GwenStefani

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[[caption-width:200:Rachel Alucard: Ranger Purple]]

-->''Not to be confused with {{Recettear}}.''

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[[color:purple:Hm? What's this? A troper page? I suppose I could take time out of my busy schedule to honour this sorry excuse for a profile.]]

[[color:purple:This sad, hollow shell of a man refers to himself as "Risetteer". According to what I have heard, this is a reference to a "Rise Kujikawa" from a video game known as]] [[color:purple:{{Persona 4}}.]] [[color:purple:I do suppose you learn something new every day. Evidently, this "Risetteer" person hails from Iceland. Do not get excited, as that place is the very epitome of boredom.]]

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[[caption-width-right:200:Noel Vermillion: Ranger Blue]]

[[color:purple:I tire of this. I shall leave this most tedious task up to you, child.]]

[[color:blue:H-huh!? Where am I? The last thing I knew, I was at Miss Litchi's place, petting that panda...]]

[[color:purple:Say things about the gentleman this page belongs to. I find it hard to take enough interest in him to narrate his mess of a page. I shall take my leave now. Goodbye.]]

[[color:blue:W-wait! Oh... um... what do I say? T-this "Risetteer" seems to enjoy playing games on his PlayStation3, but he is also partial to the NintendoDS! I-if you want to play g-games with this person, then his PSN ID is]] [[color:blue:"[=flashfumoLIVE=]"!]] [[color:blue:His most frequently played online games are those of the BlazBlue series. S-some of his other favourite franchises are Persona, Disgaea... i-it's all listed below, so please don't ask me more!]]

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[[caption-width:200:Makoto Nanaya: Ranger Orange]]

[[color:blue:Makoto! Please help meeeee! ;_;]]

[[color:orange:You called, Noel?]]

[[color:blue:Kyaa~! How did you get here so fast!?]]

[[color:orange:Don't be silly, Noel.]] '''[[color:orange:It's my job.]]'''

[[color:blue:O... kay? Please help me write things on this page. I beg of you.]]

[[color:orange: Mmkay! This Risetteer dude is apparently fond of anime and manga and visual novels and other Japanese stuff! Also, he doesn't want you to know this, but he has watched Bible Black in its entirety, and found the whole thing hilarious.]]

[[color:blue:How do you even know that?]]

[[color:orange:There's nothing I don't know, Noelly. I also know that this is the only place where he goes by the "Risetteer" name. So if you find some other Risetteer online then it's prolly not him. In terms of music, this guy is quite partial to BritneySpears, EllieGoulding, the SpiceGirls (seriously) and far too many Asian artists to name, although Faylan and KOTOKO are particular standouts. His music library is like the Who's Who of]] [[GuiltyPleasure guilty pleasures]][[color:orange:!]]

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[[caption-width-right:200:Hazama: Ranger Green]]

[[color:blue:Wow, you're really smart, Makoto!]]

[[color:orange:Yes. Yes, I am.]]

[[color:green:Afternoon, ladies.]]

[[color:blue:GAAAAAAAH!]]

[[color:orange:You bastard! Where are you taking Noel!?]]

[[color:green:Oh, Noel is going to be appearing on my cooking show, "The Joys of Smelting with Captain Hazama".]]

[[color:blue:Am I going to be part of the audience?]]

[[color:green:No, silly. You're one of the ingredients for a tasty but healthy Sword of the Godslayer!]]

[[color:blue:The story in these games makes no sense!]]

[[color:green:Risetteer is a super cool guy and you love him. Welp, I'm off! Say goodbye to the nice squirrel lady, Noel!]]

[[color:blue:B-bye, Makoto!]]

[[color:orange:Bye, Noelly. I'd help you, but I'm not a main character. You know how it is.]]

!!Explanation of Risetteer's procrastination toolz

!!Interlude: That's My Tsubaki is recorded in front of a live studio audience

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[[caption-width-right:200:Tsubaki Yayoi: Ranger Blind, er, Maroon]]

[[color:maroon:Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry for being late, Makoto!]]

[[color:orange:Jesus Christ, Tsubaki. What the hell were you even doing? The skit ended ages ago.]]

[Audience laughter]

[[color:maroon:I got lost on my way here. No one felt like helping me.]]

[[color:orange: Aw, jeez. You could have called me or something. I see now.]]

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[[caption-width:200:Arakune: Ranger Irresistible]]

[[color:maroon:I... don't...]]

[Audience awwww]

[[color:orange:Crap! Sorry!]]

[Audience laughter]

[[color:maroon:It's okay. I have a seeing-eye dog now. Here, boy! C'mere, Arakune!]]

[[spoiler:S]]up b[[spoiler:it]]che[[spoiler:s]].

[Audience laughter and applause]

[[color:orange:Oh, Tsubaki. You're so blind.]]

[[color:maroon:Ahahahahahaha!]]

[[spoiler:B]]li[[spoiler:nd]] gi[[spoiler:rls]] ar[[spoiler:e]] [[spoiler:ea]]sy KEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

[[color:orange:Oh, Arakune.]]

[[color:maroon:My life is always exciting!]]

''That's My Tsubaki!''

[Audience applause]

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[[color:purple:Hmhmhm. How sad of people to apply tropes to themselves.]]

[[color:green:I know, right? It's almost as sad as being a shitty vampire like yourself.]]

[[color:purple:Terumi! Where the hell did you come from!?]]

[[color:green: Oh, I'm just waiting for the Sword to smelt. It takes a while, y'know.]]

[[color:purple:Terumi, you are a grade SS asshole.]]

[[color:green:I try, babe.]]

Current animu season is spring!

[[folder:Spring 2012 Animu ratings!?]]
[[AC:Fate/Zero tier]]
* ''FateZero 2'': The bestest.
* ''MedakaBox'': The second bestest.
* ''AcchiKocchi'': Not a whole lot of substance but dammit it's so cute
* ''KoreWaZombieDesuKa Of The Dead'': More of the same, but that's awwwwwwwright.
* ''LupinTheThird'': Boobs. Also fun.
* ''{{Sankarea}}'': Intriguing so far.
* ''{{Zetman}}'': Boring.
* Everything else goes here.
[[AC:Everything else tier]]

Winter is soooooo last season.

[[folder:Winter 2012 Anime, dood!]]
[[AC:Coolawesome!]]
* ''[[{{Bakemonogatari}} Nisemonogatari]]'': Best show is best show.
* ''AmagamiSS Plus'': All of my love.
* ''{{Literature/Another}}'': Got hooked once the murdery stuff began.
* ''KillMeBaby'': Wasa wasa!
* ''InuXBokuSS'': ;_;
* ''RecorderAndRandsell'': Three minutes is too little for a show this relentlessly charming.
* ''Anime/BlackRockShooter'': It was okay.
* ''{{Brave10}}'': Boring. Dropped.
* ''SenkiZesshouSymphogear'': Shit. Dropped.
* ''Literature/PapaNoIukotoOKikinasai'': Shit. Dropped.
* ''HighschoolDxD'': Worst ''thing'' I have ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. Dropped.
[[AC:Baby, please kill me.]]

So, Autumn 2011 was pretty good for animu, dood.

[[folder:Autumn 2011 Anime ratings~!?]]
[[AC:Jackpot, dood!]]
* ''FateZero'': Absolute brilliance.
* ''{{Persona 4}}'': Starting with episode 8, this just got better and better.
* ''CubeXCursedXCurious'': It's like SHAFT without the SHAFT.
* ''SekaiichiHatsukoi 2'': No, really. This seriously blew my mind. It got ''really good'' at parts.
* ''BenTo'': Yep. ''Virtua Fighter 2''.
* ''BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai'': Later episodes were generally worse than the earlier ones. And the final episode was '''horrible'''.
* ''KyoukaiSenjouNoHorizon'': ha ha ha okay
* ''MiraiNikki'': So bad I could choke on all the badness.
[[AC:Nope, dood!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:I have provided pictures for the following pages, dood]]
* ''FateUnlimitedCodes''
* ''FateExtra''
* ''TekkenBloodVengeance''
* ''BadRomance''
* ''The3rdBirthday''
* ''BlazBlueCalamityTrigger''
* ''BlazBlueContinuumShift''
* ''CarnivalPhantasm''
* {{Music/Faylan}}
* Music/KyaryPamyuPamyu
[[/folder]]

[[folder:I'm responsible for the following pages,dood]]
* ''FightingAngels''
* {{Music/Faylan}}
* Music/KyaryPamyuPamyu
* Yes, that's all.
[[/folder]]

*** ''[[Persona4TheUltimateInMayonakaArena Persona 4: Arena]]''

** ''FinalFantasyX2'': Yes, seriously.
** ''FinalFantasyXII'': Yes, seriously.
** ''FinalFantasyXIII'': Yes, seriously.

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8497729/1/Parfait-Magnifique Parfait Magnifique]]'', a delightful piece about Lili and Asuka's non-struggles as a [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial non-lesbian non-couple]].

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8351270/1/Rise_the_Vampire_Slayer Rise the Vampire Slayer]]'',[[hottip:*:Not a [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] ripoff, honest.]] a recently started ''{{Persona 4}}'' story I plan to keep running for a while.