History Tropers / ProgenyExMachina

Actually, I'm a 30-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the phrase to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

[-*Pronouns: they/them; ze/zir; anything gender-neutral is accepted aside from it/its-]

* MostTropersAreYoungNerds

Actually, I'm a 29-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the phrase to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

* ''[[WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings Star War The Fourth Gathers:]] WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'': The voice of Bong Day/Princess "Leah".

* BlessedWithSuck: Being ~*~''unique''~*~ can make life very difficult.

* ClusterFBomb: Especially when angry.

* TheEmpath: Without the psychic element. Probably.
* FriendlessBackground: Zig-zagged.

* HatesBeingTouched: Very, very much so.

* IJustWantToBeNormal: See BlessedWithSuck above.

* TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary: A victim of this.

Actually, I'm a 28-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the phrase to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

[-*Pronouns: ze/zir; they/them accepted-]

* ''[[WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings Star War The Fourth Gathers:]] WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'': The voice of Princess "Leah".

Actually, I'm a 27-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the phrase to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

* ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings'': The voice of Princess "Leah" in ''The Novelty Desire'' (currently in production).

Some say that applying tropes to oneself is conceited. Maybe it is, but [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife the ability to do so has benefited me immensely]]. This page is my way of organizing my brain, so to speak. Creating and maintaining a simple yet thorough explanation of who and what I am is very head-clearing, and tropes do the job nicely.

* ''JustForFun/TheStarWarGatherings'': The voice of Princess "Leah" in ''The Novelty Desire'' (currently in production).

Actually, I'm a 27-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

My {{TABLE}} setting consists of {{CHOPSTICKS}}, {{CUPS}} to some degree[[labelnote:*]](I believe images are important, but not necessarily more so than titles)[[/labelnote]], {{FORKS}}, {{SALT}}, and a {{WHISK}}. I refuse to set out {{NAPKINS}}, {{PEPPER}}, a {{SPOON}}, or {{TONGS}}.

I also have a cameo in ''Fanfic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian'' as "Projency Masheen", a [[AlwaysChaoticEvil flame rager]] in the final chapter who turns to ash and then dies.

[-*Pronouns: ze/zir-]

* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: YourMileageMayVary on me.
* AntiSue: To quote the MarySue page, "I'm genuinely useless, but everybody still loves me!" [[OrSoIHeard Or so I'm told...]]
* ApologizesALot: I'm terrified of breaking the rules or offending someone. It always happens anyway.

* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe: Prone to this.
* BigEater: And combined with PickyEater below, it's a wonder I'm still alive.
* BlessedWithSuck: Despite the constant lectures on the joys of being different, it makes my life very difficult sometimes.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Shades of this.
* ClusterFBomb: I swear a ''lot''.

* {{Crack Ship}}per: With a minor in FoeYay.

* DoesNotLikeMen: A bit of a RunningGag I have in more lighthearted company. ''AnimalFarm'' puts it well; [[CompletelyMissingThePoint it's nearly impossible to tell men from pigs.]][[labelnote:*]]Better yet, in the context of the book, it was meant to be [[InsultToRocks an insult to the pigs]]![[/labelnote]]
* DrivenByEnvy: I have a pretty strong sense of jealousy, mostly focused on talents and life circumstances rather than material possessions.
* TheEmpath: Without the psychic element, of course.

* GrammarNazi

* HeavySleeper
* IHatePastMe: I'd go back and slap myself if I thought it would get through that thick skull.

* NotAMorningPerson: Wake me for no good reason and '''DIE'''. Wake me ''with'' good reason and you might die anyway.

* RidiculousProcrastinator: I have been known to sit around, bored out of my mind, and ''still'' not even consider doing my homework.

* SpoilerHound: I'm trying not to seek them out anymore, but it's always tempting...

* [[WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent Why Couldn't You Be Different]]: Some people towards me.
* WrongGenreSavvy: There's some paranoia issues in there.

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Actually, I'm a 26-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

Actually, I'm a 25-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

Actually, I'm a 24-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

[-*Preferred pronouns: still in flux; use 'they' for now-]

Actually, I'm a 23-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

Actually, I'm a 22-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

Some say that applying tropes to oneself is conceited. Maybe it is, but [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife the ability to do so has benefited me immensely]]. This page is my way of organizing my brain, so to speak. Creating and maintaining a simple yet thorough explanation of who and what I am is very head-clearing, and tropes do the job nicely. Here, I [will] also list works I'm interested in, characters I identify with, [[FavoriteTrope favorite]] and [[PetPeeveTrope least favorite]] tropes, and other assorted bits and pieces -- for all intents and purposes, this one tiny corner of the site has become my perfect home page.

[-*Preferred pronouns: ze/zir-]

* BlessedWithSuck: I have a lot of...differences, and despite the constant lectures on the joys of being unique, it makes my life very difficult. Since I don't want to go too far into it on this page, I'll sum it up with a simple example: what good is genius-level intellect if thirty minutes of homework can cause a stress-induced breakdown?
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: My moral compass works on a very different kind of logic than most people's.

* ChaoticNeutral: My own desires come first.

* DoesNotLikeMen: ''AnimalFarm'' puts it well; [[CompletelyMissingThePoint it's nearly impossible to tell men from pigs.]][[labelnote:*]]Better yet, in the context of the book, it was meant to be [[InsultToRocks an insult to the pigs]]![[/labelnote]]
* DrivenByEnvy: I have a very intense, very hair-trigger sense of jealousy, mostly focused on talents and life circumstances rather than material possessions.

* FriendlessBackground

* MoodSwinger: ''Violently.''

* NiceToTheWaiter
* NoGender: Mentally, at least. Physically I'm not so lucky.

* PersonalDiscontinuity: I indulge liberally in this.

* SplitPersonality: Not in the traditional sense. My so-called alternate personalities are really no more than metaphors I invent in my continual effort to "organize" myself.
* SpoilerHound

* [[VirtueIsItsOwnReward Virtue Isn't Its Own Reward]]: Replace "{{jerkass}}" with "neurotic mess" and you get me. It's ''really difficult'' for me to act like a well-adjusted human being all the time, and I thrive on positive reinforcement, so yeah, I do get upset when people who know about my problems don't praise me for getting past them.
* [[WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent Why Couldn't You Be Different]]: My parents towards me.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Which I'm well aware of. [[MindScrew Don't think about it too hard.]]

[[folder:Some of this troper's beliefs include:]]
->'''NOTE:''' I state my opinions very strongly here. I do not intend to attack anybody or their beliefs, but merely to explain how ''I'' feel about certain subjects. I carry no intent to obstruct anybody's rights to hold other views, and happen to get along quite well with many people whose opinions are in opposition to my own. This is my profile page, the one place I can truly describe who and what I am, and the one place where I ''will'' forsake tact for honesty.

* ArmiesAreEvil
* CessationOfExistence: In a variation, I view it as a reason ''not'' to fear death. After all, [[WhoWantsToLiveForever Who Wants to Be Conscious Forever?]]
* HollywoodAtheist: In the sense that I believe religion is inherently bad...
** BeliefMakesYouStupid: ...because the blind adherence to some old book of outdated and often arbitrary rules tends to stand in direct opposition to intelligent thought...
** OutgrownSuchSillySuperstitions: ...and because I find faith itself to be ''utterly ridiculous'' and borderline delusional.
* HumansAreBastards
* SmugStraightEdge
** DrugsAreBad
** NoSmoking
** TheTeetotaler
* WellIntentionedExtremist
** UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans
[[/folder]]

!!Related TroperTales pages:
* TroperTales/TheAce: Contains an in-depth and organized description of my brother.
* TroperTales/{{Favorite Trope O-R}}: Contains a list of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin my favorite tropes]]. Removed due to the Pet Peeve zappage.
* TroperTales/{{One True Pairing N-R}}: Contains a list of my ships. Regularly updated.
* TroperTales/{{Pet Peeve Trope Tropers N-P}}: Contains a list of [[CaptainObvious my least favorite tropes]]. Page has been cut.
* TroperTales/WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Contains a list of some of my phobias. Incomplete, but long.

* BlindingBangs: For now. Turns out that when the person cutting your hair gives you unwanted bangs, they take ''forever'' to grow back out.

* [[GoshDarnItToHeck Gosh Darn It To Hec]][[GoshDarnItToHeck k]]: As I said, I swear a lot. Even when I rein in my vocabulary, my speech patterns don't change that easily. The result? A barrage of child-friendly substitutes.

Actually, I'm a 21-year-old [[FunWithAcronyms person of indeterminate gender]]* from RealLife (sigh). I am not cloned from a CrazyAwesome megalomaniacal genius and I have no plans to TakeOverTheWorld using reality-bending {{phlebotinum}}. I merely used the quotation to my own ends. Filling out my profile...''[[ForScience by whatever means necessary]]''.

My {{TABLE}} setting consists of {{CHOPSTICKS}}, {{CUPS}} to some degree [[hottip:*:(I believe images are important, but not necessarily more so than titles)]], {{FORKS}}, {{SALT}}, and a {{WHISK}}. I refuse to set out {{NAPKINS}}, {{PEPPER}}, a {{SPOON}}, or {{TONGS}}.

* DoesNotLikeMen: ''AnimalFarm'' puts it well; [[CompletelyMissingThePoint it's nearly impossible to tell men from pigs.]] [[hottip:*:Better yet, in the context of the book, it was meant to be [[InsultToRocks an insult to the pigs]]!]]