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Let's get this out of the way. I'm don't consider myself a fan of Anime, MLP, FNAF or Homestuck. I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:

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* ''RatchetAndClank'' (As you may have deduced. In case you haven't, the big ol' googly-eyed bloke who serves as my official representative is a [[{{VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal}} Tyhrranoid.]])

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Let's get this out of the way. I'm don't consider myself a fan of Anime, MLP, FNAF or Homestuck. !!Things I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:

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Let's get this out of the way. I'm ''not'' a fan of Anime, MLP, Sonic, FNAF or Homestuck. I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:

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Let's get this out of the way. I'm ''not'' don't consider myself a fan of Anime, MLP, Sonic, FNAF or Homestuck. I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:

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* IdiotHair: My hair provides a real-life version, with certain locks of it proving very stubborn when it comes to not sticking out.
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We interrupt this programme to bring you [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7796126/PresidentStalkeyes this!]] If you like [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative legal dramas starring talking, bipedal mammals]], then that's the fanfic for you.

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We interrupt this programme to bring you [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7796126/PresidentStalkeyes this!]] If you like [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative legal dramas and crime comedies starring talking, bipedal mammals]], then that's these are the fanfic fanfics for you.
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Let's get this out of the way. I ''don't'' like Anime, MLP, Sonic, FNAF or Homestuck. I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:

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Let's get this out of the way. I ''don't'' like I'm ''not'' a fan of Anime, MLP, Sonic, FNAF or Homestuck. I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:
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* ''StreetFighter''

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* ''StreetFighter''''StreetFighter'' (If you play ''VideoGame/StreetFighterV'', live in Europe/East Coast USA and need someone to clobber online, if only to relieve some stress, send me a PM).
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* Let us not forget CG-animated movies, of course. I like most of the really good ones everyone knows about, but the "Big Three" for me are ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'' and ''{{Disney/Zootopia}}''. In case you missed it, I'm writing a fan fiction based on that last one.

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* Let us not forget CG-animated movies, of course. I like most of the really good ones everyone knows about, but the "Big Three" for me are ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'' and ''{{Disney/Zootopia}}''. In case you missed it, I'm writing a fan fiction based on that last one.[[note]]Don't worry, it's not one of ''those'' kinds of fan fictions. You know the ones I'm talking about.[[/note]]
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* Let us not forget CG-animated movies, of course. I like most of the really good ones everyone knows about, but the "Big Three" for me are ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'' and ''{{Disney/Zootopia}}''. In case you missed it, I'm writing a fan fiction based on that last one.

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Greetings, Earthlings. I am called President Stalkeyes.

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Greetings, Earthlings. I am called President Stalkeyes.
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* NightmareFetishist: For big, scary aliens (or UglyCute ones), especially those with eyes on stalks. In fact, just about any creature with eyestalks just seems adorable to me. [[MeaningfulName Where did you think the name came from?]]

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* NightmareFetishist: For big, scary aliens (or UglyCute ones), especially those with [[EyeOnAStalk eyes on stalks.stalks]]. In fact, just about any creature with eyestalks just seems adorable to me. [[MeaningfulName Where did you think the name came from?]]
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* TwoDecadesBehind: I'm trapped in the early 2000s. I'm still playing PS2 games and making jokes about decade-old world events. I can't stand Smartphones. Why must everything have 'smart' in front of it now, anyway? Smart phones, smart [=TVs=], smart cars, smart water, smart missiles. And what's wrong with something you use to phone people, ''and nothing else''? At this rate, I'll be the Grumpiest GrumpyOldMan who ever grumped.

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* TwoDecadesBehind: I'm trapped in the early 2000s. I'm still playing PS2 games and making jokes about decade-old world events. I can't stand Smartphones. Why must everything have 'smart' in front of it now, anyway? Smart phones, smart [=TVs=], smart cars, smart water, smart missiles. And what's wrong with something you use to phone people, ''and nothing else''? At this rate, I'll be the Grumpiest GrumpyOldMan who ever grumped.
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* Just about anything made by AardmanAnimations (a couple of my alternate [[InsistentTerminology Official Representatives]] are from WesternAnimation/CreatureComforts.)

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* Quite a few films (I did Film Studies at school a few years ago), but especially films by Creator/ChristopherNolan or Creator/QuentinTarantino.
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->''"There's an old saying in Tennesse, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says 'Fool Me Once... Shame On... Shame On You. ...You Fool Me, Can't Get Fooled Again."''
-->--'''GeorgeWBush'''

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Greetings, Earthlings. I am called President Stalkeyes.

I'm not really a President of anything, but it's an impressive title, yes? Good, I'm glad we agree.

I'm new to the whole 'interacting with the Troper community' aspect of the [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife life-ruining affliction]] that I believe is called 'Being a Troper', but that doesn't mean I'm new to interacting with the human race in general. I've been around for twenty years. More than enough time to learn how to say 'hello' without spontaneously making someone's glasses pop off.

To lazily copy-paste a sentence from my introductory post in the forums, if I could sum myself up in one sentence, it'd be '[[TheCynic miserable]] [[DelusionsOfEloquence pseudo-intellectual]] [[CommanderContrarian contrarian]] going through a [[SoWhatDoWeDoNow quarter-life crisis]]'. Which would be a very SelfDeprecating way of putting things, it has to be said. I'm really quite nice and cuddly. Well, maybe not cuddly, unless you consider your average Stick Insect 'cuddly'.

Let's get this out of the way. I ''don't'' like Anime, MLP, Sonic, FNAF or Homestuck. I don't feel like I should have to justify myself here; I only say this so that no-one gets mad when someone makes a reference that [[{{VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic}} makes my face screw up like a Kinrath Pup]], as I imagine yours may have done if you haven't played that game. Now that's out of the way, here are some things I ''do'' like:

!![[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Things I do like, as the prior sentence pointed out:]]
* ''RatchetAndClank'' (As you may have deduced. In case you haven't, the big ol' googly-eyed bloke who serves as my official representative is a [[{{VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal}} Tyhrranoid.]])
* ''StreetFighter''
* Old vidya games in general, but especially those from the PS2/Original Xbox era.
* Just about anything made by AardmanAnimations.
* Older seasons of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons.''
* WebOriginal/YouTubePoop. The [[SturgeonsLaw well-made ones]], obviously.
* Source Filmmaker videos. The above invocation of SturgeonsLaw also applies.
* British [[PanelShow Panel Shows]], like ''{{Series/QI}}'' and ''Series/WouldILieToYou''.
* History.
* International Politics, and the Study thereof (though I'm [[DefiedTrope certainly not]] a [[SoapboxSadie partisan or activist type]]; I prefer to keep it strictly academic).
* [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Bushisms.]]

!!Tropes that may apply to me. To avoid accusations of Narcissism, these will be [[SelfDeprecation strictly negative]]:
* DelusionsOfEloquence: Am especially fond of utilising egregiously sesquipedelian vocabulary in a facetious attempt to construct a facade of greatly exaggerated intellect where one could not be located under scientific circumstance.
* LiteralMinded: The English language is such a wonderful thing, so it's even more wonderful to strip it down and expose how little sense it makes.
* NightmareFetishist: For big, scary aliens (or UglyCute ones), especially those with eyes on stalks. In fact, just about any creature with eyestalks just seems adorable to me. [[MeaningfulName Where did you think the name came from?]]
* RidiculousProcrastinator: I'll think of a description for this later.
* TwoDecadesBehind: I'm trapped in the early 2000s. I'm still playing PS2 games and making jokes about decade-old world events. I can't stand Smartphones. Why must everything have 'smart' in front of it now, anyway? Smart phones, smart [=TVs=], smart cars, smart water, smart missiles. And what's wrong with something you use to phone people, ''and nothing else''? At this rate, I'll be the Grumpiest GrumpyOldMan who ever grumped.

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