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** These things happen too often.
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* SlefDeprication: If it makes a good joke, I don't give a ''noit''.
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** Another somewhat-qualifying time occured when I was too young for, well, "sexiness". A girl sitting in front of me stood up to go somewhere and her skirt fell down. I was a bit... dumbfounded at what to do.
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* NameThatUnfoldsLikeALotusBlossom: Some of my online aliases. ''Sun of the Dusk'', an example.
* TwentyFourHourArmor: If I could, I'd wear moderate armor integrated with normal clothes all the time. As it is, apparently it wouldn't be considered "normal".
* TwentyFourHourArmor: If I could, I'd wear moderate armor integrated with normal clothes all the time. As it is, apparently it wouldn't be considered "normal".
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* NameThatUnfoldsLikeALotusBlossom: Some of my online aliases. ''Sun of the Dusk'', an example.
* TwentyFourHourArmor:If I could, I'd wear moderate armor integrated with normal clothes all the time. As it is, apparently it wouldn't be considered "normal".Maybe someday...
* TwentyFourHourArmor:
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Sometimes while talking. I'll be getting to a point only to get distracted by another point in my story which leads to another and another before realizing I missed the original point and doubling back to re-explain the original story and get to the original point then. And then whoever I'm talking to just wants to get away.
* CloudCuckooLander: Depends on my mood.
* CloudCuckooLander: Depends on my mood.
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Sometimes while talking. I'll be getting to a Will veer off on some other point while telling a story, coming back after multiple change-of-subjects, sometime ending the conversation only to get distracted by another remember the main point in my story which leads that was being led up to another was forgotten and another before realizing I missed the original point and doubling back to re-explain the original story and get to the original point then. And then whoever I'm talking to just wants to get away.
bring it up ''hours'' later.
* CatchPhrase:
** "I'll come back": When concerning death
** "Oh dear"
* ChickMagnet: In a non-romantic sense. Most close (and normal, really) friends are female.
* CloudCuckooLander: Depends onmy the mood.
* CatchPhrase:
** "I'll come back": When concerning death
** "Oh dear"
* ChickMagnet: In a non-romantic sense. Most close (and normal, really) friends are female.
* CloudCuckooLander: Depends on
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* DistractedByTheSexy: Some girl friends (mostly the prudish ones, for some reason) have a habit of bringing up... distracting stuff, in conversation. I lose track of what we were saying, usually...
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* DistractedByTheSexy: Some girl friends (mostly the prudish ones, for some reason) have a habit of bringing up... distracting stuff, in conversation. I lose Lose track of what we were saying, usually...
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* EvenTheGuysWantHim: '''Only'''. It's only ever guys. Obviously I'm doing something wrong...
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* ItAmusedMe: Sometimes I'll get bored and decide to screw with people (harmlessly).
* LovableSexManiac: A facade I put on for laughs. Or is it? Either way, my prudish best girl friend hits me alot.
* MilkingTheGiantCow: My friends are well aware of this trope, though they've never been to this site; they even named it after me ("[OrKuun] Gestures")
* LovableSexManiac: A facade I put on for laughs. Or is it? Either way, my prudish best girl friend hits me alot.
* MilkingTheGiantCow: My friends are well aware of this trope, though they've never been to this site; they even named it after me ("[OrKuun] Gestures")
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* ItAmusedMe: Sometimes I'll will get bored and decide to screw with people (harmlessly).
* LovableSexManiac: A facadeI put on for laughs. Or is it? Either way, my gets hit by a prudish best girl friend hits me alot.
girl-friend alot
* MilkingTheGiantCow:My friends are Known well aware of for this trope, though they've never been to this site; they even named it after me ("[OrKuun] Gestures")trope
* LovableSexManiac: A facade
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* DistractedByTheSexy: Some girl friends (mostly the prudish ones, for some reason) have a habit of bringing up... distracting stuff, in conversation. I lose track of what we were saying, usually...
--> '''Friend''': *Texting* Man, my shirt is almost see-through. I shouldn't be wearing it in cold weather.
--> '''Me''': *Texting* ...huh.
** Also:
--> '''Friend''': I went in the bathroom once... and [my former crush's name] flashed me!
--> '''Me''': ...huh.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: '''Only'''. It's only ever guys. Obviously I'm doing something wrong...
--> '''Friend''': *Texting* Man, my shirt is almost see-through. I shouldn't be wearing it in cold weather.
--> '''Me''': *Texting* ...huh.
** Also:
--> '''Friend''': I went in the bathroom once... and [my former crush's name] flashed me!
--> '''Me''': ...huh.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: '''Only'''. It's only ever guys. Obviously I'm doing something wrong...
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* LovableSexManiac: A facade I put on for laughs. OrIsIt ? Or is it? Either way, my prudish best girl friend hits me alot.
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* ItAmusedMe: Sometimes I'll get bored and decide to screw with people (harmlessly). Recently, I convinced a friend's friend on the Xbox that I live in Canada. I'm a Floridian. [[MagnificentBastard And he's been to my house before]].
* LovableSexManiac: A facade I put on for laughs. OrIsIT ? Either way, my prudish best girl friend hits me alot.
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* ItAmusedMe: Sometimes I'll get bored and decide to screw with people (harmlessly). Recently, I convinced a friend's friend on the Xbox that I live in Canada. I'm a Floridian. [[MagnificentBastard And he's been to my house before]].
(harmlessly).
* LovableSexManiac: A facade I put on for laughs.OrIsIT OrIsIt ? Either way, my prudish best girl friend hits me alot.
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By the way, it's pronounced "Or-kune Ar-ken B-yun-dis"
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By the way, it's pronounced "Or-kune Ar-ken B-yun-dis"
B-yun-dis". The "Kuun" part is supposed to be sort of throaty, but it doesn't really matter.
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* AdventureTime
* AdventureTime
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* {{Sinister}}: I take no shame that I was huddling together with a friend during this entire regretful experience. *Shudder* That dammned ''lawn mower''...
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99IjOUj7x4&feature=related Go to 4:15 of this video]]. You see that big crocodile? I named him Johnson. There's now a 99% chance that I've named 1 more crocodile than anyone who is going to read this.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99IjOUj7x4&feature=related Go to 4:15 of this video]]. You see that big crocodile? I named him Johnson. There's now a 99% chance that I've named 1 more crocodile than anyone who is going to read this.this.
[[https://live.xbox.com/en-AU/Profile Xbox Profile]]
[[https://live.xbox.com/en-AU/Profile Xbox Profile]]
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* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Sometimes while talking. I'll be getting to a point only to get distracted by another point in my story which leads to another and another before realizing I missed the original point and doubling back to re-explain the original story and get to the original point then. And then whoever I'm talking to just wants to get away.
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* Once, I made a finger gun, aimed at a love-bug, and said "Pow". It fell out of the air. Magic.
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* Once, I made a finger gun, aimed at a love-bug, and said "Pow". It fell out of the air. Magic.Magic.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99IjOUj7x4&feature=related Go to 4:15 of this video]]. You see that big crocodile? I named him Johnson. There's now a 99% chance that I've named 1 more crocodile than anyone who is going to read this.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99IjOUj7x4&feature=related Go to 4:15 of this video]]. You see that big crocodile? I named him Johnson. There's now a 99% chance that I've named 1 more crocodile than anyone who is going to read this.
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* My mother is not a smoothie and my father is not a peanut. Don't listen to my friends.
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* Once, I made a finger gun, aimed at a love-bug, and said "Pow". It fell out of the air. Magic.
* Once, I made a finger gun, aimed at a love-bug, and said "Pow". It fell out of the air. Magic.
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->"''Stop staring at me.''"
-->-- ''Me when people aren't staring at me''
Or Kuun is okay.
By the way, it's pronounced "Or-kune Ar-ken B-yun-dis"
My name is taken from a fictional, nonhuman character in a story I'm working on. "Or" and "Kuun", and "Ar" and "Qen" are meant to be the same word, but this site doesn't make it easy in that regard. "Or" is sort of a prefix, indicating gender (male). "Ar" is a prefix indicating profession/lifework, in this case, a Warrior (translated more specifically, it indicates a lifelong dedication towards the art of, well, killing things, as opposed to, say, a soldier, who dedicates ''part'' of his life to that). "Kuun" means "noble", and "Qen" means leader/ one who guides. Byundis is a clan name.
So, translated, my name means "Noble-Male Leader-Warrior from the Byundis Clan".
!!Tropes Associated with OrKuun ArQen Byundis:
* CloudCuckooLander: Depends on my mood.
* ComedicSociopath
* GreenEyedRedhead
* IHaveManyNames: At least online; Zlarel, Dawn, and Dusk, most frequently.
* RunningGag: My ''life'' is full of them
* StealthHiBye: I'm pretty infamous for these among friends.
* MotorMouth
* NameThatUnfoldsLikeALotusBlossom: Some of my online aliases. ''Sun of the Dusk'', an example.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Sometimes while talking. I'll be getting to a point only to get distracted by another point in my story which leads to another and another before realizing I missed the original point and doubling back to re-explain the original story and get to the original point then. And then whoever I'm talking to just wants to get away.
!!Favorite Works:
[[Folder: Film]]
* {{Star Wars}}: Seen it. Liked it. Not really a Soft Sci-fi kinda guy, though.
* {{Insidious}}: Alright, I didn't really like it. In fact, watching it is something I regard as one of the worst mistakes of my life. But whatever.
* {{The Dark Knight Trilogy}}: Begins was good, Dark Knight was awesome, haven't seen the third, but getting to it.
[[/folder]]
[[Folder: Literature]]
* {{The Inheritance Cycle}}: Read it when I was younger. Not so into it now, but it kills a couple hours
* {{Lord Of The Rings}}: A favorite
* {{The Road}}: Really. Really. Depressing.
* {{The Forerunner Saga}}:
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[[Folder: Video Games]]
* {{Halo}}: My first FPS and my favorite game by far
* {{Bioshock}}: Love it
* {{Left 4 Dead}}: Fast zombies ftw
* {{FEAR}}: Nobody talks about it enough, in my opinion
* {{Minecraft}}: As addicted to it as everyone else
* {{Spore}}: It's lost its luster, but it's still pretty decent
* {{Dwarf Fortress}}: A hobby
[[/folder]]
!!Some Other Section Of Weird Stuff and Randomness
* Play {{Dwarf Fortress}} with Smooth Jazz in the background. The contrast between listening to it and managing a bunch of idiotic drunkards balances out nicely.
* My mother is not a smoothie and my father is not a peanut. Don't listen to my friends.
-->-- ''Me when people aren't staring at me''
Or Kuun is okay.
By the way, it's pronounced "Or-kune Ar-ken B-yun-dis"
My name is taken from a fictional, nonhuman character in a story I'm working on. "Or" and "Kuun", and "Ar" and "Qen" are meant to be the same word, but this site doesn't make it easy in that regard. "Or" is sort of a prefix, indicating gender (male). "Ar" is a prefix indicating profession/lifework, in this case, a Warrior (translated more specifically, it indicates a lifelong dedication towards the art of, well, killing things, as opposed to, say, a soldier, who dedicates ''part'' of his life to that). "Kuun" means "noble", and "Qen" means leader/ one who guides. Byundis is a clan name.
So, translated, my name means "Noble-Male Leader-Warrior from the Byundis Clan".
!!Tropes Associated with OrKuun ArQen Byundis:
* CloudCuckooLander: Depends on my mood.
* ComedicSociopath
* GreenEyedRedhead
* IHaveManyNames: At least online; Zlarel, Dawn, and Dusk, most frequently.
* RunningGag: My ''life'' is full of them
* StealthHiBye: I'm pretty infamous for these among friends.
* MotorMouth
* NameThatUnfoldsLikeALotusBlossom: Some of my online aliases. ''Sun of the Dusk'', an example.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Sometimes while talking. I'll be getting to a point only to get distracted by another point in my story which leads to another and another before realizing I missed the original point and doubling back to re-explain the original story and get to the original point then. And then whoever I'm talking to just wants to get away.
!!Favorite Works:
[[Folder: Film]]
* {{Star Wars}}: Seen it. Liked it. Not really a Soft Sci-fi kinda guy, though.
* {{Insidious}}: Alright, I didn't really like it. In fact, watching it is something I regard as one of the worst mistakes of my life. But whatever.
* {{The Dark Knight Trilogy}}: Begins was good, Dark Knight was awesome, haven't seen the third, but getting to it.
[[/folder]]
[[Folder: Literature]]
* {{The Inheritance Cycle}}: Read it when I was younger. Not so into it now, but it kills a couple hours
* {{Lord Of The Rings}}: A favorite
* {{The Road}}: Really. Really. Depressing.
* {{The Forerunner Saga}}:
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[[Folder: Video Games]]
* {{Halo}}: My first FPS and my favorite game by far
* {{Bioshock}}: Love it
* {{Left 4 Dead}}: Fast zombies ftw
* {{FEAR}}: Nobody talks about it enough, in my opinion
* {{Minecraft}}: As addicted to it as everyone else
* {{Spore}}: It's lost its luster, but it's still pretty decent
* {{Dwarf Fortress}}: A hobby
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!!Some Other Section Of Weird Stuff and Randomness
* Play {{Dwarf Fortress}} with Smooth Jazz in the background. The contrast between listening to it and managing a bunch of idiotic drunkards balances out nicely.
* My mother is not a smoothie and my father is not a peanut. Don't listen to my friends.