History Tropers / MvflG

* [[Series/{{Dark}} Jonas Kahnwald]]

Hiya! I'm Emvee, and I have no relation to the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/PokemonGenerationIMagikarpToMew similarly-named Pokémon]].

Hiya! I'm Emvee, and I have no relation to the [[Characters/PokemonGenerationITangelaToMew similarly-named Pokémon]].

** It's pretty telling that I like to peruse [[NightmareFuel/PublicServiceAnnouncement scary PSAs]].

* [[spoiler:Characters with moustaches and/or uniforms. [[CovertPervert Because]] [[AuthorAppeal reasons.]]]]

** It's pretty telling that I like to visit NightmareFuel/PublicServiceAnnouncements.

* TheHyena: My laugh can get annoyingly wheezy, and I laugh ''a lot.''

||'''Age''' || [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13635012020A40850700&page=39#comment-953 Old]] ||

* AmbiguousDisorder: I have UsefulNotes/AspergersSyndrome, anxiety, and some other shit I can't even identify.

* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder / RidiculousProcrastinator: I come up with works faster than I can work on them, and I get sidetracked almost ''all the time''. Certain strategies have helped me with this, but it's still a very big problem.
* BatterUp: I play softball, albeit at a novice level. I also can handle and swing a bat pretty well. Be afraid.
* BigScrewedUpFamily: Yeehaw.

* BrilliantButLazy: [[spoiler:Haa, you thought I was going to call myself "brilliant". Miss me with that InsufferableGenius shit.]]

* [[spoiler:TheDitz: As large as [[AGodAmI my ego]] may be, I know where I lack. Brains are one of them.]]
* ExtravertedNerd: I have a good number of IRL friends, and I can be quite affable in meatspace. That being said, I'm more of an ambivert.
* FatalFlaw: I have several. Read the spoiler tags.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Sanguine/choleric, and appropriately screechy.
* GeekPhysiques: I've been stuck in Class I obesity since forever, and am as weak as lettuce. I'm working to be less doughy, I swear...

* GrumpyOldMan: Back in my day... [[spoiler:I'm not actually ''that'' old, someone just smartassed my age and I went along with it. [[VagueAge Still not telling you my age on here, though.]]]]

* TheMcCoy: I gotta admit, I'm on the more spirited side. But if you think that makes me weak, '''I'll make YOU eat''' '''''your''''' '''shoe.'''

* NightmareFetishist: You should see my storage of information on creepy stuff...
** Part of the reason why I'm impatient with myself for only making lighthearted content.
* [[spoiler:SadClown: I don't like confronting my emotions so I do it with humour.]]
** [[spoiler:InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Another way I cope. Shit's not healthy, I know.]]

* YoungerThanTheyLook / OlderThanTheyLook: A lot of people mistake me for a young adult ever since ''primary school''. Now that I'm adult-aged, I don't know what to feel about this.

* [[CovertPervert This entry has been removed, and its writer has been sent to Horny Jail.]]

* [[spoiler: CovertPervert: As much as I'd hate to admit it, I have the same weakness as most guys - that being cute girls. Or sufficiently cute guys. [[BiTheWay Cute people]], actually.]]

-->''[[https://open.spotify.com/track/0U6h6BIv3HKpkp3ZKH9wCk?context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3uLrSFrNqa8CULSIU7e9v5&si=wQPekGmmRYyS5-KtCYFGKg ...Ichiban.]]''

* [[LiveActionTV/{{Dark}} Jonas Kahnwald]]

* [[VideoGame/Undertale Chara]]

* [[LiveActionTV/Dark Jonas Kahnwald]]

Going back to my forum roots, I'm going to re-use the trend I started - the three characters that describe me are [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Chara]], [[Series/BrooklynNineNine Charles Boyle]], and... [[Theatre/TheOddCouple Felix Ungar]].\\
(Ha, you thought I was going to go for the AddedAlliterativeAppeal? This is a free country, baby.)

||'''Name''' || Wira P [[note]]despite popular myth, the P does not stand for pickelhaube[[/note]] ||

||'''[[UsefulNotes/MyersBriggs MBTI]]/[[UsefulNotes/TheEnneagram Enneagram]]''' || INFP, 4w5 sx/so ||

(On that note, my Discord handle is Procrastidēity#2730 [[MadLibsCatchphrase or something similar to that]]. Just a heads up.)

[[spoiler:I have the same MBTI and Enneagram type as @/{{Acuddle}}, but I meme more. Remember that.]]

* EightiesHair: Currently wearing a mullet.
* UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}}: Grey-ace, actually.
** SingleTargetSexuality: I get obsessive crushes towards specific people, though. Mostly girls.

* CampStraight: I prefer womenfolk and eschew gender roles.

** [[spoiler: {{Fetish}}: [[BrainsAndBondage I have]] [[AggressiveSubmissive a few]]. [[StatuesqueStunner I'm]] [[BlingOfWar not]] [[HotTeacher going]] [[SexySecretary to]] [[{{Leatherman}} tell]] [[TheBigDamnKiss you what]] [[IKissYourHand they a]]- it appears I have been SayingTooMuch.]]

* SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny / ParalyzingFearOfSexuality: Being acespike is fun. ''-sad dab-'' [[labelnote:explanation, because you deserve it]]Acespike is when you normally lack sexual attraction, but when you do it's through the fucking roof, eventually fading away.[[/labelnote]]

||'''[[UsefulNotes/MyersBriggs MBTI]]/[[UsefulNotes/TheEnneagram Enneagram]]''' || ENTP-t, 7w8 sx/so ||

Going back to my forum roots, I'm going to re-use the trend I started - the three characters that describe me are [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Chara]], [[Series/BrooklynNineNine Charles Boyle]], and... [[Anime/MekakucityActors Takane Enomoto]].\\

Going back to my forum roots, I'm going to re-use the trend I started - the three characters that describe me are [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Chara]], [[Series/BrooklynNineNine Charles Boyle]] and [[Anime/MekakucityActors Ene]].

Hiya! I'm Emvee, and I have no relation with the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/PokemonGenerationITangelaToMew similarly-named Pokémon]].

Imagine an AU where [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Chara]] likes [[UsefulNotes/PrussianKings Wilhelm II]] and Music/PaulMcCartney a lot. That's who I am in a nutshell.

Combining two troper page trends together, the three songs that describe me are [[Music/TheBeatles Strawberry Fields Forever]], [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} This Messed-Up Wonderful World Exists For Me]] and [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} All]] [[Music/SmashMouth Star]]. Which honestly should tell you a lot about my music taste.

* [[spoiler: CovertPervert: As much as I'd hate to admit it, I have the same weakness as most guys - that being cute girls. Or sufficiently cute guys. Cute people, actually.]]
** [[spoiler: {{Fetish}}: [[BrainsAndBondage I have]] [[AggressiveSubmissive a few]]. [[StatuesqueStunner I'm]] [[BlingOfWar not]] [[HotTeacher going]] [[SexySecretary to]] [[{{Leatherman}} tell]] [[TheBigDamnKiss you what]] [[CorruptTheCutie they a]]- it appears I have been SayingTooMuch.]]

* SeventiesHair: Currently wearing a mullet.

* {{70s Hair}}: Currently wearing a mullet.

* 70sHair: Currently wearing a mullet.

* [[spoiler: CovertPervert: As much as I'd hate to admit it, I have the same weakness as most guys - that being cute girls.]]