History Tropers / Kardamon

* You find me interesting?! ''*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU SQUEE!!!]]*'' [[TheImmodestOrgasm Ah-um, I mean...]]*ahem* thank you for visiting my page. It makes me [[{{Understatement}} very happy]]. Good day to you now! ^^ -@/BlakeDiamond

* {{Otaku}}: His most favorite series are PandoraHearts, DarkerThanBlack, and BlackButler.

* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no? Of course, my actual beliefs are much more complex than that, but to someone who doesn't know me well, it may seem that all I care for is experiences. In fact, that may be true, but the things I like are more varied than one might think. You, for example. I like you, so doing nice things for you becomes a thrill in and of itself. Of course, I might [[ProblemSleuth flip the fuck out]] and decide that hurting you is what I want most right now, but it's unlikely. And in any case, other people might do that too, no? Life's a gamble, and the odds are in your favor.

* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not me, then who?

* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: I used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when I was little. IGotBetter, but there are still traces left. I deals with them by [[JerkassWoobie being bitchy]].

* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. "This one decided to drop it, though, it's ridiculous.

!!This one provide examples of:

Oh, so I see someone made this one a page! Thanks, [[MysteriousBenefactor someone]]! Well. Allow this one to introduce himself. His name is Alexander, he lives in {{Moscow}} in TheNewRussia. He is currently studying chemistry in The Moscow Chemical Lyceum, [[LazyBum with]] [[BornLucky varying]] [[{{Jerkass}} degrees]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife of success]]. This one is relatively new here, so if he screws something up, just tell him. Seriously, he [[WellIntentionedExtremist doesn't want anything bad]], [[WalkingWasteland he just wants to help]]!

* AboveGoodAndEvil: Well, not in the usual sense, but he thinks that good and evil are ridiculously shitty concepts which differ from person to person and are mostly used to justify oneself. In his opinion, every definition of good and evil is equally valid.

* AttentionWhore: You are reading this page about him! [[TheImmodestOrgasm Aaahhhhh...]]
* BerserkButton: Do not address him by his last name. Also, [[{{Hypocrite}} "universal morals"]]

* TheBarnum: He strives to be.
* BrilliantButLazy: Here in GloriousMotherRussia, we have a saying: "[[AliceAndBob Bob]]'s sloth was born before him". Well, if that is in any way true, then '''his''' sloth shagged Eve herself, and thus indirectly YourMom. On the other hand, if he puts his mind to something, he can usually accomplish it quite easily. It just doesn't happen very often.

* ConsummateLiar: This one always believes his own lies. If he can't believe a lie, then he must craft a new one.

* EvilLaugh: ihihihiHIHIH'''HIHEHEHEHEHE'''IIII...iiihhihihi...hehihi...ih-hi...S-sorry...I suppose I got a bit...carried away...

* HannibalLecture: He tends to hand these out when somebody mentions "[[{{Hypocrite}} universal morals]]".
* TheHedonist: As a result of his nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not him, then who?
* SuperOCD: This one hasn't been diagnosed with it, but I he is sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running his left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from him), announcing his departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" when seeing his tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and taking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search this one]].
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: He used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when he was little. HeGotBetter, but there are still traces left. He deals with them by [[{{Jerkass}} being bitchy]].
* ItAmusedMe: Contributes to his general jerkassitude.
* {{Jerkass}}: Let's just say he has his moments.
* MeasuringTheMarigolds: He tends to do that with traditional values. This one doesn't understand things that "[[{{Hypocrite}} Weren't meant to be analysed]]" or "[[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Are just how things ought to be]]".
* NightmareFetishist: In a (usually) non-sexual way: it's just that the things he finds beautiful are pretty weird. Here's an image that just popped into his mind: A human sized bisque doll of ambiguous gender, with delicate features. One half of its face is open like half of a door, and you can see whirring clockwork inside. Its eye is bright blue, like a clear little pool of copper sulphate. It looks almost alive, but it weeps black bile, and the same bile seeps out of its joints, the glossy black contrasting vividly with the doll's white skin. Tis a strange thing, but pretty, no?
* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes his fingers whole. [[TooMuchInformation When he forget himself, this one leaves nasty bites]].

* TheHerosJourney: Hypothetically, his entire life.
* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. It slips a lot, though.

* {{Agnosticism}}

* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes his fingers whole. [[TooMuchInformation When he forget myself, this one leaves nasty bites]].

* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]].

* [[MeasuringTheMarigolds]]: He tends to do that with traditional values. This one doesn't understand things that "[[{{Hypocrite}} Weren't meant to be analysed]]" or "[[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Are just how things ought to be]]".
* NightmareFetishist: In a (usually) non-sexual way: it's just that the things he finds beautiful are pretty weird. Here's an image that just popped into his mind: A human sized bisque doll of ambiguous gender, with delicate features. One half of its face is open like half of a door, and you can see whirring clockwork inside. Its eye is bright blue, like a clear little pool of CuSO4. It looks almost alive, but it weeps black bile, and the same bile seeps out of its joints, the glossy black contrasting vividly with the doll's white skin. Tis a strange thing, but pretty, no?

Oh, so I see someone made this one a page! Thanks, [[MysteriousBenefactor someone]]! Well. Allow this one to introduce himself. His name is Alexander, he live in {{Moscow}} in TheNewRussia. I am currently studying chemistry in The Moscow Chemical Lyceum, [[LazyBum with]] [[BornLucky varying]] [[{{Jerkass}} degrees]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife of success]]. This one is relatively new here, so if he screws something up, just tell him. Seriously, he [[WellIntentionedExtremist doesn't want anything bad]], [[WalkingWasteland he just wants to help]]!

Oh, so I see someone made me a page! Thanks, [[MysteriousBenefactor someone]]! Well. My name is Alexander, I live in {{Moscow}} in TheNewRussia. I am currently studying chemistry in The Moscow Chemical Lyceum, [[LazyBum with]] [[BornLucky varying]] [[{{Jerkass}} degrees]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife of success]]. I am relatively new here, so if I screw something up, just tell me. Seriously, I [[WellIntentionedExtremist don't want anything bad]], [[WalkingWasteland I just want to help]]!

!!I provide examples of:
* AboveGoodAndEvil: Well, not in the usual sense, but I think that good and evil are ridiculously shitty concepts which differ from person to person and are mostly used to justify oneself. In my opinion, every definition of good and evil is equally valid.

* AttentionWhore: You are reading this page about me! [[TheImmodestOrgasm Aaahhhhh...]]
* BerserkButton: Do not address me by my last name. Also, [[{{Hypocrite}} "universal morals"]]
* {{Bishonen}}: I look a great lot like [[{{Meganekko}} my]] [[{{Bifauxnen}} mother]], only with longer hair and without the glasses.

* TheBarnum: I strive to be.
* BrilliantButLazy: Here in GloriousMotherRussia, we have a saying: "[[AliceAndBob Bob]]'s sloth was born before him". Well, if that is in any way true, then '''my''' sloth shagged Eve herself, and thus indirectly YourMom. On the other hand, if I put my mind to something, I can usually accomplish it quite easily. It just doesn't happen very often.

* ConsummateLiar: I always believe my own lies. If I can't believe a lie, then I must craft a new one.

* EvilLaugh: ihihihiHIHIH'''HIHEHEHEHEHE'''IIIIiiihhihihi...hehihi...ih-hi...S-sorry...I suppose I got a bit...carried away...

* HannibalLecture: I tend to hand these out when somebody mentions "[[{{Hypocrite}} universal morals]]".
* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no?
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not me, then who?
* SuperOCD: I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I am sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running my left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from me), announcing my departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" when seeing my tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and taking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search me]].
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: I used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when I was little. IGotBetter, but there are still traces left. I deal with them by [[{{Jerkass}} being bitchy]].
* ItAmusedMe: Contributes to my general jerkassitude.
* {{Jerkass}}: Let's just say I have my moments.
* [[MeasuringTheMarigolds Cutting The Marigolds Up Because I Hate Them and Think They're Hypocritical]]: I tend to do that with traditional values.
* NightmareFetishist: In a (usually) non-sexual way: it's just that the things I find beautiful are pretty weird.
* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes my fingers whole. [[TooMuchInformation When I forget myself, I leave nasty bites]].
* {{Otaku}}: My most favorite series are PandoraHearts, DarkerThanBlack, and BlackButler.

* {{Sleepyhead}}: Oh, so much. Why? I'll give you a hint: it's four in the morning, and I'm writing this page.
* TheHerosJourney: Hypothetically, my entire life.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever Not me.

Feel free to [[FreudianSlip violate]] - Oh! Errr...I mean vandalize this page below this line. [[WhatYouAreInTheDark No one will ever know]].

* BerserkButton: Do not address me by my last name.

* {{OCD}}: I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I am sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running my left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from me), announcing my departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" seeing my tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and drinking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search me]].

* BrilliantButLazy: Here in GloriousMotherRussia, we have a saying: "[[AliceAndBob Bob]]'s sloth was born before him". Well, if that is in any way true, then '''my'''sloth shagged Eve herself, and thus indirectly YourMom. On the other hand, if I put my mind to something, I can usually accomplish it quite easily. It just doesn't happen very often.

* HollywoodOCD: I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I am sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running my left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from me), announcing my departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" seeing my tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and drinking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search me]].

* HollywoodOCD: I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I am sometimes compelled to do weird, mostly number-related things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times slowly, and then seven times quickly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running my left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from me), announcing my departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" seeing my tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and drinking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search me]].

* ThatLiarLies: Boy, does he ever.

* {{Bishonen}}: I look a great lot like [[{{Meganekko}} my mother]], only with longer hair and without the glasses.

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* TheHedonist: As a result of my nihilistic world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun?

* YuriFanboy

* TheHero /AntiHero/VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not me, then who?

* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes my fingers whole.

* TheHero/AntiHero/VillainProtagonist: Of course. If not me, then who?

* WhoWantsToLiveForever? Not me.